Discussing The Correct Posture To Enjoy Dog Food

Shenjun's pet dog ran away from home.

The gods of the Nine Heavens sighed against the cloud-covered sky.

After waiting for several days without clearing up, the gods felt that it would not be possible to continue like this, so they asked Tianjun to talk to Xuanwu Shenjun.

Xuanwu was shrunk in the turtle shell, and he couldn't make a dull fart with three sticks, but Tianjun's words touched his heart.

Tianjun said: "If there is a place for me to use my force, Jiuchongtian is willing to go through fire and water for the gods, and I will die."

That's the reason, but he's not dead yet, so it's no one else's turn to show courteousness to the god.

However, if this matter is done well, it will indeed be a great achievement...

Xuanwu Shenjun secretly thought, let Tianjun be calm and calm, and then transformed into a form to see the Shenjun.

"My lord, why are you so troubled? This old slave is willing to help you solve your problems."

Shenjun Li Qing had never been in such a difficult time, and now that he had someone to discuss with, he explained the matter to Xuanwu in detail.

"..."

After hearing this, Xuanwu felt that things were difficult.

That dog ancestor has a fierce temper, if he knows that he has read his joke, a paw will be light.

But looking at the master's eyes with high hopes, Xuanwu, who was originally a think tank, couldn't say that the person who untied the bell had to tie the bell, so he racked his brains immediately.

But after thinking and thinking, Xuanwu never thought of a way to suture the dog's ancestor's glass heart.

However, he was also a bit quick-witted, and immediately frowned and said: "My lord, this old slave thinks that this matter can be put aside for now."

"Right now, does the lord know where the little dog god is? If it is in the mortal world, things will be even worse. You need to know that if the little dog god is waiting for the lord to find it, I'm afraid it's time to worry ..."

Shenjun didn't hear him finish, and disappeared in place.

Xuanwu sweated, and hurriedly called his grandson to think about the next countermeasure together.

This helper is the right choice!

Xuanxuan soon had an idea after hearing this, and discussed with his grandfather in this way.

Xuanwu felt that it was very feasible, and he immediately let go of the heavy burden in his heart. He happily crossed the river and demolished the bridge, and sent his grandson away.

He squatted back in front of the temple, only waiting for the master to coax the dog ancestor back before going to offer advice.

It is not difficult for the god to track the whereabouts of the pup, after all, he has been kept by his side for so long, and the pup carries his aura on him.

But he never thought that his brat would become so "gaunt" after seeing him for a few days.

The pup squatting by the lake is extremely "thin". The tail that used to only cover the belly can now cover the whole of it with a single movement.

Shenjun is almost distressed.

Seeing that the pup saw him, he immediately turned his head away, and he hurried forward.

"Little guy, why are you..."

Shenjun hugged his beloved pet and groped it up and down. The little fat that felt so good to the touch was gone, and his hands were all hairy.

"Wow."

He doesn't like it, doesn't like it, doesn't like it.

I'm ugly, ugly, ugly.

The blood-red and thickened barrage rolled over, and the dog with his head held high suddenly felt that the world was dark.

It has confirmed several times facing the lake just now—these vigorous and slender limbs, the smooth and smooth hair, and the light and fit muscle lines, it is about to fall in love with itself.

It thought that its brand-new "beauty" would amaze the world of the gods at a glance, but the reality gave it [-] crit points.

In Shenjun's eyes, apart from distress, there was only disbelief and self-blame.

...wasn't hooked at all.

It turns out that "short, fat and round" is the aesthetics of the gods.

What a cruel reality! !

Gou Liang seemed to hear the sound of Gouzi's worldview shattering all over the place, and almost couldn't hold back his laughter.

No one knows better than him how the son of a bitch has been doing everything to lose weight during this period of time.

After running away from home, it secretly vowed not to grow to eighteen and not to go home.

But soon it found that this was an impossible task. No matter how hard it tried, Little Ding Ding was still a shy body that disappeared as soon as his belly drooped.

So the puppy thought hard and came up with a clever plan.

——It can’t change the size, but it can change the reference object!

——It must be that the belly is so magnificent that its majesty is understated!

The dog who "suddenly realized" hated the fat on his body, and the foodie who could lie down and never sit down, showed the perseverance of Yugong to move mountains, the courage to break the boat, and the courage to eat dirt without becoming thinner than lightning, and fought the fat to the end .

The hard work paid off, and it worked!

Just when the son of a bitch decided to return to his hometown after losing another ten catties, the god couldn't wait to come to him.

Seeing that it had changed from a noble white-haired dog to a dirty stray dog, Gou Liang hurriedly informed him.

So when the god came, the son of a bitch had just washed himself clean, shaken his hair dry, and was looking smugly at the lake.

But he didn't expect that imagination and reality are not the same thing at all.

Shenjun didn't know that the fragile little heart of his bear child was broken again. Seeing him lying on the ground and covering himself tightly with his tail, he thought it was still having a temper with him, so he quickly lifted its tail to coax him.

"Little thing, it's my mistake. Go back with me first, okay?"

So, after working so hard for so long, it's still a small thing... huh.

The pup who doubted his life shed tears of sadness.

"Pfft, hahahaha!"

Gou Liang couldn't help it anymore, he hugged his stomach and laughed till he fell down.

The tear egg fell into the lake, and Shenjun didn't know what to do now.

Seeing that he couldn't be coaxed anymore, Shenjun immediately took the pup back to Jiuchongtian to find help.

"Xuanwu, come in."

The speed of Shenjun's return was beyond Xuanwu's expectation.

He had just dismissed his grandson, and before he had recovered his original form, he was summoned by the god from the hall.

There was a hint of anxiety in that voice.

Xuanwu had never heard such a tone from Shenjun, so he didn't dare to delay, so he hurriedly got up and entered.

"My lord, what is your order—"

Before Xuanwu finished his opening remarks, he was interrupted by Shenjun's eyes.

Li Qing Shenjun dumped the blame on the former think tank, meaning that I can't coax you well, so you should find a way.

Xuanwu was startled.

Shenjun turned sideways slightly, and only then did he see the dog ancestor who was hiding behind Shenjun, crying like eggs and rolling to the ground.

The tears are so unusual that even a god can hardly resist the temptation.Xuan Wu just glanced at it and was shocked by the majestic power, his scalp became numb, and his face changed drastically.

"say."

Seeing him standing still without making a sound, Shenjun reminded impatiently.

Only then did Xuanwu come back to his senses.

For a moment just now, he actually felt light and drowsy - if he fell asleep like this, he might not have the chance to wake up.

This dog's tears are so strong, what is it...

There was a flash of vigilance in my heart, but Xuanwu quickly suppressed the hidden worries in my heart, and first got over the difficulties in front of me.

Fortunately, he came prepared and did not disappoint Shenjun.

He said: "My lord, if it's because of the signs, you don't need to worry about it, the old servant has a feasible method."

This sentence successfully attracted the attention of the pup.

"Say it quickly."

Seeing that the beloved pet poked its head out of its tail, pricked up its ears, and had forgotten to cry, Shenjun breathed a sigh of relief and urged.

Xuanwu smiled slightly, and said: "My lord, by calculation, the dog god is also a thousand years old."

He asked knowingly.

Shenjun knew that he always liked to play tricks, and the more roundabout he spoke, the more confident he would be, so he responded cooperatively: "That's right."

Xuanwu Shenjun, who didn't know that he was labeled, still laughed and said: "So, it's time for the little dog god to transform. At that time, as long as the Shenjun gives a little touch, he can transform into whatever he wants, so why bother."

Transformation?

When the dog heard it for the first time, he looked at Shenjun with doubts and curiosity.

Shenjun understood the deep meaning of Xuanwu's words in seconds, nodded slightly, and waved him back.

Xuanwu was sad again.

——My lord is busy coaxing the dog ancestors, this is not a good time to claim credit at all, a mistake, a mistake.

When he was gone, the god took the pup in his arms and carefully wiped his tears away.

Then he lowered his head and kissed the fire lines on the puppet's forehead, and seeing the gleam in its eyes, a smile appeared on his face.

"Wang!"

I want to change form, I want to change form!

The pup rubbed his furry head against his arm, expressing his strong will.

But the god can enlighten all spirits in the world, but it does not include it.

Having already expected it in his heart, Shenjun still tried it once.

The divine power submerged into the red lines between its brows, and it was as if nothing had happened. It had no effect—well, except for the pup who hadn't eaten for a long time to sigh and stare at him with burning eyes.

"Wang?"

Seeing him stop, the son of a bitch tilted his head in doubt, why not continue.

Shenjun looked at it with scorching little eyes, but he didn't pounce on him unscrupulously to beg for food like before, and felt a faint sense of loss in his heart.

But the mountain is not just me, so I will go to the mountain.

Shenjun calmly concentrated his divine power on his fingertips, and used his fingers to form a comb to smooth his hair.

Smelling the pure divine power, the son of a bitch swallowed without disappointment.

It is not willing to get close to the god, the reservedness just now is completely a sequela of weight loss.

The foodie couldn't stand this level of teasing at all, and within two seconds, he turned his head and grabbed Shenjun's finger with a groan, and eagerly licked it.

Gou Liang looked at it eagerly, and then leaned over - if you can't eat it, it's good to smell it.

The dog flicked his tail to chase him away, but he didn't delay eating when he couldn't drive him away. Anyway, this guy couldn't snatch him away.

Even so, he still hugged Shenjun tightly, and wrapped his tail around Shenjun's waist, full of possessiveness.

At this moment, Shenjun was completely relieved, and watched with a smile as his little tongue twirled around his fingers, and the numbness caused by scratching fingerprints on his tongue made him inexplicably happy.

Jiuchongtian, it cleared up.

Gou Liang's jealous eyes were almost red.

【Master, Koai comes to my arms, I will comfort you~】

"...Do you have to rub salt in my wounds?"

Gou Liang looked at him quietly.

A life that can only be kept warm by the system cannot be more sad.

Having said that, he returned to the sea of ​​consciousness.The husband smiled so charmingly, but he was facing Xiaosangou. He needed to be calm and calm.

However, soon, Shenjun's words blasted him out.

After feeding the beloved pet, the god who failed to give it a hang said to it: "Everything has a form. After practicing and comprehending its own way, it can be transformed into a human form with aura and change the body."

Seeing that the pup was at a loss, but swept his tail between his legs, looked at him with innocent blue eyes, and urged him to say some key points it wanted to know.

Shenjun paused for a while, and told the first lie in his life.

A big lie.

He said to the son of a bitch: "The body of the fairy beast...isn't that big. When it takes human form, you can choose the size yourself."

The puppy's eyes lit up!

It looked down at itself, as if seeing the moment when Gou Xiaoding had grown into a big tree in the sky.

Wang, 18XX is not good enough.

It can be as big as it wants!

Just like that, the puppy jumped into the life pit of "cultivating adults".

【Haha, Master, you were actually deceived by such words before!Hahaha, master, you are so sweet!Ha ha ha ha! 】

The system laughed like a fool.

At this moment, Gou Liang didn't want to say anything anymore.

Generally speaking, it takes a hundred years for a fairy beast to transform into a form, a thousand years for a divine beast, and it takes even longer for a dog to transform into form.

In fact, its growth period is comparable to heaven and earth.

1000 years is but a snap of the fingers for the world, just the beginning of enlightenment.In other words, if you think about it carefully, there is no difference between a puppy at this time and a human baby who has just completed one month.

Can you force a little baby to grow a big penis?

Stop making trouble, okay!

However, it has not awakened yet, and is obediently practicing the technique of transformation according to the method taught by the god, and it is too excited to be able to control itself.

Seeing his silly bubbling smile, Gou Liang couldn't bear to tell him the truth.

Just like that, one year, 100 years, 1000 years...

The pup grows from the knee height of the god to the waist.

However, that's all.

"Little guy, don't worry. Everything has its time, and you are still young, so it's not good to let nature take its course."

Shenjun squeezed its fleshy claws, and comforted him for the first time.

The grown-up dog made an ungrateful snort from his nasal cavity, pulled his paw back, and turned around to point his butt at him.

Shenjun hugged the tall pet with one hand.

Uncle Dog was already as tall as him when he stood up, but in the eyes of the gods, he was still a small ball nestled in the palm of his hand, a child who needed to be cared for.

In fact, he doesn't want his son to grow up too fast in his heart.

Just like every compassionate elder, he only wants to protect the child under his own wings, and he does not want him to go far away.

However, over the years he has seen it clearly.

The ancestor of this dog in his family is quite close to him, but he is not as lucky as him, he was born with an adult appearance.

This little thing is still long.

"Okay, don't make a sad face." Kiss it nervously and indulgently, "It doesn't matter whether it is transformed or not. What should grow is growing. When the time is right, it will naturally fall."

Uncle Dog is happy now.

It stepped on Shenjun's shoulders, its tail wagged happily, and the smugness in its eyes couldn't be hidden.

This is not enough, it crossed its legs carelessly, for fear that the gods did not see its "not what it used to be".

Shenjun was so amused, over the years, his dog ancestors showed off at every opportunity, and there was a sense of shame.He also cooperated, hugged Uncle Dog off the ground, and said as he walked: "You are not yet an adult, and you will grow up in the future."

These words hit Uncle Dog's G-spot, and the big tail flicked so much that double images appeared.

This is what Xuanwu saw when he came over.

Shenjun took a walk in the garden with his dog ancestor who looked bigger than him, and more than half of his luxurious cassock was buried in the white hair.

Yep, Uncle Dog is acting like a spoiled child to the Lord again.

Even Xuanwu has seen through its scheming.

Ever since Erye Gou has grown in size, he has no obsession with transforming himself.Disappointment is certainly there, but when it comes to worrying about the transformation, nine times out of ten, they are begging for a hug from the gods.

However, the gods doted on it. As a loyal servant, what else could he do besides being selectively blind.

Seeing him coming, Uncle Dog didn't want to wag his tail anymore, he just wrapped his tail around Shenjun's waist, and then wrapped it around behind him.

Shenjun has no extra requirements for it, but after it showed off to Xuanxuan that it was bigger than him, it was seriously taught not to show itself in front of outsiders.

Shenjun hasn't been so strict with it for many years. No matter how forgetful Uncle Dog is, he dare not ignore it.

"What's the matter."

Being disturbed by the Lord's pet's intimacy, Shenjun's voice was faint, but one could hear a little displeasure when listening carefully.

Xuan Wu hurriedly lowered his head, and his tone became more respectful, "My lord, there is a wolf demon coming from the monster clan. Xuan Xuan and his children ask this old slave to ask, and the little dog god is interested in going to see it."

"Wang!"

Before the god could speak, the dog uncle barked first.

It has long wanted to learn scriptures, but Xuanxuan and the others understand its thoughts.

Shenjun smiled lightly, touched its fury face and said, "Go if you want. Remember to come back early, don't stay in the Yaozu."

Wherever it goes, it never forgets to bring gifts to the gods, and the dog's vision has long been cultivated, and the things it can fancy are treasures offered by his ancestors for eighteen generations.

The last time it went to the Yaozu, it took the treasure of the snake and demon clan.

If it weren't for its filial piety, thinking about returning to offer treasures to the gods, it would not have swallowed it in one gulp, and now the snake demon clan is still queuing up to jump off Zhuxiantai.

Uncle Dog scratched his head and pretended not to understand.

Shenjun carried it to the gate of the hall before putting it down. At the end, he still whispered in its ear: "Obey, come back and I will feed you the Divine Light Ball."

I don't know why, but the little thing has a special liking for the light sphere, so he can coax it.

Uncle Dog's eyes immediately lit up a few degrees, and he nodded repeatedly to show that he must be obedient, and he rubbed against his beloved generous god for a long time before going to find his little friend.

The transformation of the wolf demon went smoothly, but it didn't inspire Mr. Dog.

On the contrary, after the transformation, when the patriarch of the wolf clan gave the wolf monster a name, Uncle Dog was touched.

Xuanxuan told him: "Whether it is a monster or a fairy beast, it will have its own name after it takes shape. Some fairy beasts will think about it in advance, most of them are bestowed by the elders, and I am the same."

Their Xuanwu clan and Shenlong clan were enlightened by the gods, and they can freely transform into shapes after hatching from eggshells, so he and Tianzhen got their names very early.

Uncle Dog also wants his own name, but he feels that the days of his incarnation are far away, and he is envious and depressed at the same time.

Shenjun saw that it stretched out its paws to play with the Shenguang ball, and it was rare to be absent-minded. It was only after asking about it that it knew what it was thinking.

"This is my negligence."

The God of Nine Heavens doesn't care much about these foreign things, but he never thought of giving his beloved pet a name.

Huh?

Gou Liang clearly remembered that he only got his name after he transformed into a human form.

It seems that his appearance has changed something, the name that will not be taken in advance has also changed, right?

Thinking of this, Gou Liang looked at Shenjun nervously.

Uncle Dog was full of anticipation, and he was so excited that he would soon have a name that he screamed around the god.

Shenjun laughed, "Only at this time will you remember that you are a wolf. If you don't, then your surname is wolf, lest you forget what you are someday."

Uncle Dog tilted his head and thought for a while, then shook his head again and again, "Wow!"

Don't be like wolf demons, they are ugly.

Shenjun thought for a while, and said with a smile: "Since you came into the world, the first sound you learned was Wang, and you seem to hit it off very well. If not, let's take the surname Gou, but the name has to be Wolf."

Dog wolf?

I'll go, don't! !

Uncle Dog nodded his head, and he was about to bark——

Shut up, stupid dog!

Gou Liang yelled loudly, and then he felt a blur in front of his eyes, and heard a soft and soft milk voice coming into his ears:

"Liang, it's Liang, not a wolf—" Oh stupid dog!

Gou Liang's voice stopped suddenly, and he swallowed the words that followed.

He lowered his head and raised his hands in disbelief.

What I saw was a pair of pink and white claws.

...I actually turned into a beast, what a mess.

No matter, the point is, I'm not a wandering soul after all! ! !

Gou Liang rushed towards Shenjun with a cry, so excited that he flew up.

Husband, I miss you so much!

However, he only hears himself:

"Wow wow wow wow!"

Shenjun hugged the big white dog that threw him to the ground, and his voice couldn't hide his surprise, "Little guy, did you just talk?"

"Wang Wang Wang!"

I'll go, why can't I speak human words.

No, I can't control my tongue... well, let's lick first.

So, in the picture, the high and mighty god was crushed by the big white wolf and licked wildly.

Shenjun didn't push him away, thinking that his son was arguing with him for his own name, so he smiled and said, "It's all up to you. Then from now on, you will be called Gouliang."

After the words were finished, a mysterious traction lingered around Shenjun and Gou Liang, causing Shenjun to lose his mind for a moment, while the big white dog emitted a burst of dazzling light.

When the light dissipated, there was no shadow of Uncle Dog in place.

I saw a little milk baby carved in pink and jade sitting on Shenjun's chest, blinking his blue eyes blankly, and opening his mouth——

"Wang?"