Discussing The Correct Posture To Enjoy Dog Food

Ever since the Divine Lord Li Qing returned with his beloved pet, there has been a living ancestor in Jiuchongtian.

The three great gods seldom serve as directors, and even the most inconspicuous Tianhua god is elusive, and the gods are in awe but do not feel any pressure.

But this dog ancestor is different.

Jiuchongtian is the number one gathering place for spirits in the world, and when a son of a bitch arrives here, he will be as happy and crazy as a mouse that fell into a rice warehouse.

If it weren't for the divine ruler who gave him a few small punishments and big admonitions, the entire Jiuchongtian would have made him bald, the kind that even the sun could be swallowed in one gulp.

The puppy said he was very obedient, but if there was a top-quality baby "sent" to him, he would not be polite.

All the immortals complained endlessly.

And after the treasures such as the thousand-year-old flat peach and the ten-year-old spiritual fish were misfortune, the paws of the bastard extended to the lotus platform of Guanyin Xianjun, and ate up the magic weapon of his life, not even giving a single petal. remain.

The poor Xianjun just saw it was cute and came over to tease him, and he lost half his life without saying hello.

This must not be tolerated!

Xianjun cried and complained in front of Li Qing Shenjun, and the matter was not over until Shenjun took the Zijin lotus raised on Sanshen Island and re-refined the lotus platform treasure to her.

After sending off Guanyin Xianjun, Shenjun looked at the puppet who was hiding behind the pillar, scratched Jinzhu and peeked at him, and waved after a long while: "Come here."

"Wang..."

The puppy is the most obedient, knowing that he has done something wrong, he first put on a pitiful and sympathetic look.

Gou Liang watched Shenjun stroking the dog's head without speaking for a long time, and knew that he would not reprimand it, and suddenly returned to the sea of ​​consciousness feeling bored.

Well, didn't you see the clear sky outside? Shenjun is in a good mood and likes the pups. He is not interested in staying and watching their love scenes.

Sure enough, Shenjun didn't blame his dog ancestor, sighed, and hugged him on his knees with a helpless smile.

"So gluttonous, could it be that this Lord treated you harshly and taught you to stare at other people's things all day long?"

During this period of time, Shenjun Li Qing really experienced the mental journey of a parent of a bear child.

I think his temple has always been deserted, but more people have visited it this year than in the previous tens of thousands of years combined.

"Wang woo~"

The puppy rubbed against Shenjun's palm, looked at him with wet blue eyes, with an expression of "I'm sorry, I know I was wrong".

But even the god who dotes on children so unprincipled doesn't believe its sincerity, no matter how happy it is to admit its mistakes, it will have to do it again next time.

Divine Monarch Li Qing doesn't care about the loss caused by his pet dog to Jiuchongtian, but things like today that harm people's natal magic tools must be put an end to it.

If you don't teach it to know the severity, maybe the next time it will be the gods themselves.After all, there are many gods in the Nine Heavens who are transformed from flowers, plants, and beasts, and they are just in line with its appetite.

Shenjun has no intention of letting pets commit murder, especially the crime of killing immortals is unforgivable. No matter how powerful it is, it will not escape the punishment of heaven.

——So all in all, in the eyes of the wise and mighty Divine Lord Li Qing, it is right that the loss of a dog ancestor's hair is more serious than the lives of the gods.

He thought about it for a while, and summoned the servants of the gods to choose some stable young juniors to accompany the pup. He usually plays outside, and someone can remind him that there are some "things" that cannot be imported.

The servant of the gods—that is, the Xuanwu God Lord offered his grandson to him without hesitation.

Xuanxuan Xianjun has no other advantages, but his stability is enough.

Although he had violated the heavenly rules in order to avenge Tianzhen Shenjun before, it was harmless and he was a very reassuring good boy.

Shenjun was very satisfied with this candidate, but turned around and said to the son of a bitch: "Be obedient, if you are really hungry, come back and ask me to see if the thing can be eaten, remember?"

The pup just nodded, not knowing if he listened or not.

The news that Xuanxuan was accompanying the dog ancestor quickly spread.

It doesn't matter if you don't want to spread the word—the son of a bitch doesn't like to look at the human form of Xuanxuan Xianjun, and he also dislikes his slow-moving deity, so he spares no effort to help him.And its method is simple and rude, Xuanxuan Xianjun, who retracted his head into the turtle shell, rolled like a ball.

After swaggering through the market, within an hour, the history of Xianjun Xuanxuan's suffering spread throughout Jiuchongtian.

All the gods shed a tear of sympathy for Xuanxuan Xianjun, and at the same time, some second-generation gods who were waiting to see the opportunity came together.

Among them, the most active ones are Danyang Xianjun and Little God of Wealth.

They sent good things to the dog ancestors continuously, but by accident, Jiuchongtian was able to enjoy peace for a long time.

Seeing that the number of sufferers who came to sue dropped sharply, the god did not stop the dog from thinking about leaving.

Since coming to the Nine Heavens, Gou Liang is the happiest.

He is finally no longer restrained by the pup, and can move freely!

He has been quiet for thousands of years, and he is far more patient than before, and he doesn't feel bored sitting and meditating in the temple with the otaku god.

Especially in the days when there is no third dog, he monopolizes the beauty of the gods and cannot be more perfect.

Ten years have passed since then.

When one day the dog smelled Gou Liang's breath on Shenjun—don't ask how it could tell the difference between his own and Gou Liang's breath, it wasn't tired of Shenjun, so whose strong breath could it be? !

The pup felt a sense of crisis and immediately returned to his previous clinginess.

"Your little friend is waiting for you outside. Didn't you make an appointment to go to the Yaozu? It's not good to break your promise and get fat. You are already fat enough."

Gou Liang smiled like a wolf grandmother, persuasive and seductive.

The pup lay at Shenjun's feet lazily wagging his tail, glanced at him, and let out a snort.

This voice woke up Shenjun from his meditation, and he was a little surprised to look down at the son of a bitch who was still by his side.

"Wang!"

Seeing that the god was awake, the son of a bitch completely forgot about Gou Liang, stood up and rushed towards the god.

Divine Lord Li Qing was licked by it and laughed until he rubbed his chubby belly, thinking to himself that it was getting fatter day by day, and asked it again: "Aren't you going to play outside today?"

"Woof!" Want to be with you!

The pup was eager to express his wishes.

It finally realized belatedly that, compared to when it was in the mortal world, its god-lord actually didn't need its own company, so it became anxious for a while.

Li Qing Shenjun didn't know the twists and turns in his heart, but he still enjoyed his intimacy.

[Ding, target favorability updated, current favorability: +30! 】

Hearing the prompt, Gou Liang was surprised.

When he saw the benevolent smile on Li Qing's face, Gou Liang didn't know whether to cry or laugh.

It seems that the parents of Shenjun are very pleased with the performance of the domestic dog "Tired Bird Returning to the Forest" that did not turn him into an "empty nest old man".

No, even the favorability level that has not been moved for hundreds of years has soared generously.

...He is really curious now, how he once conquered the head of the Shenjun family and succeeded in falling in love with him.

Just thinking about it, Gou Liang, who is conceited and smart, finds it incredible.

When Gou Liang was struggling, Shenjun was holding the puppet's hairy head that kept pushing into his arms, and said with a low smile, "That's fine. Let me go out for a walk with me today, and you should also get rid of it."

"Wang..."

The disgusted pup raised his paw and poked his face, the sunken soft flesh bounced back and trembled twice, making Shenjun laugh.

His restrained smile instantly crushed the dog's confidence that "it's hard to give up on a natural beauty".

It covered its face and lay on the futon, trying to hide its chubby belly with its tail.

Shenjun laughed even more now.

Picking up the pup who has gained weight several times, the god said as he walked, "Don't be sad, you are cute no matter what."

It is rare to hear such straightforward praise from the mouth of the god. The pup was revived with blood all of a sudden, hugged the neck of the god with two paws, and happily licked his neck and face.

Shenjun didn't dislike its saliva, holding the weight of his pet in his arms, and couldn't help feeling a strange sense of accomplishment.

He looked at the puppy's sweet dimples, and his laughter never stopped.

Xuan Wu, who was squatting outside the palace gate, heard his laughter and stuck his head out of the tortoise shell in shock.

Seeing that Shenjun was about to go out, he stood up.

In fact, he and Shenjun Tianhua have not accompanied Shenjun Li Qing for many years.

Shenjun no longer needs their followers. Although this fact makes people feel disappointed, he is powerless to change it.

However, since the god king brought back the dog ancestor, many suffering masters have been anxious to sue the bear children, Xuanwu finally has a place to use his self-consciousness.

Without saying a word, he moved here from his temple, and squatted in front of the temple of the gods as he did thousands of years ago, handling endless accidents for him.

"My lord, what's the matter with you, why don't you tell the old slave to do it?"

There was some expectation in Xuanwu's voice.

Even if he and Tianhua are the second gods under Li Qing, Xuanwu has never forgotten his identity, and he always misses the time when the world was first opened, and the barbaric war chaos followed the gods to fight everywhere and pacify the Three Realms.

Unfortunately, his master didn't notice his intentions at all.

Shenjun put away his smile and said lightly: "Walk around, you don't have to follow."

"……promise."

Xuanwu looked at the god who was carrying the dog ancestor away, and sighed inaudibly.

And outside the temple, Xuanxuan and others have been waiting for a long time.They originally came to find the dog ancestor to play in the demon clan, but they didn't expect to meet the gods on the trip, so they hurriedly knelt on the ground.

After Shenjun left, they looked at Xuanwu Shenjun.

Xuanwu shook his head to signal that they didn't have to wait any longer, and then summoned his grandson to his side alone, and told him to take good care of Shenjun's pet.

He finally understood that the god-lord was more than just doting on that dog ancestor, he was simply pampering him.

As long as he is comfortable serving him, Xuanwu Shenjun feels that he will return to the position of the veritable number one loyal servant under the seat of the Shenjun just around the corner!

As for Tianhua Shenjun, who had lost his relationship with the Peach Blossom Demon and then went to the East China Sea to get close to the predecessor of the Water God, Xuanwu would not remind him.

Let the old lecherous dragon live quickly, and return to the temple in the future...

Hehe, he could foresee Tianhua beating his chest and stamping his feet, sniveling and crying.

Thinking of this, Xuanwu felt that the air in Jiuchongtian today was much fresher than before.

On this side, Shenjun walks his beloved puppy very down-to-earth.

In order to make the pup active, he didn't climb the clouds, but just walked behind the pup with his hands behind his back.

The pup hasn't taken a walk with Shenjun for a long time.

When they were in the mortal world, they often followed the country roads to digest food after meals, and it would always rush into the mountains or into the water to collect some good things for the gods to add to their meals.

The long-lost warm and leisure time made the pup look very excited, and he stopped barking. He ran up and down in the clouds, or rolled around in the clouds with his round belly, which was extremely happy.

The god looked at it with a smile, and didn't care how many gods would be frightened by the puppet's coercion.

It's not that they are too timid. The power derived from the power of darkness is the natural enemy of the Nine Heavens.Even if the son of a bitch is still in a state of infancy, it is enough to make the immortal servants with lesser cultivation bases and even the young immortals who have not yet ascended to the immortal state breathless.

Tianjun will inevitably be disturbed, but he can only shake his head and sigh.

In fact, he, like the gods, is very worried about the threat of the pup.But the gods have never defended anyone like this. Even though they have a lot of worries, they dare not and can't do anything.

In the sky, the son of a bitch searched all over but couldn't find any good things that could offer treasures to the god. His eyes rolled around, and he grabbed Yun Duo and made snowballs one after another, running around the god.

The puppy is very scheming, it still remembers that the god said it is fat, and pinches itself to look like the little dumpling that first met the god.

It thinks that it is the pinnacle of its own appearance, and if it can conquer a god once, it can conquer tens of thousands of times.

Sure enough, the smile in Shenjun's eyes grew stronger.

Dozens of little milk dogs acted like a baby to him, chased him, and surrounded him. The sweetness was multiplied by dozens of times, and the god could not resist it at all.

Touch this one, pat this one, tug this one's tail, flick this one's ears, he is too busy to stop.

With his laughter, the sky of Nine Heavens was suddenly shrouded in golden light.

The light of heaven dispelled the pressure left by the son of a bitch, making the gods feel like a spring breeze, and even a few lucky guys broke through the bottleneck of cultivation in one fell swoop and ascended to immortality.

Now, no one complains about the existence of the son of a bitch.

May I ask, besides Shenjun's love of pets, who else has the ability to make Shenjun so happy?For such benefits, kneeling and licking the ancestors of the dog will do!

However, the benefits are destined to be short-lived.

Puppies are always evil, even if those little milk dogs are made out of white clouds, once they come into this world, they will have their own consciousness, stick to the gods, and act coquettishly and cutely, even if they are chased away, the dog uncle himself will be squeezed by them outside.

The pup was furious, opened his mouth and swallowed without hesitation, it couldn't have been more ferocious.

Gou Liang shook his head as he watched, and the system endured not complaining about him: You are always more than worse, okay?

It has no doubts at all, if Gou Liang can do it, the first thing he will do when he comes to this world must be to eat the little milk dog.

The son of a bitch has turned into a little daughter-in-law at home again, as if she wants to compete with Gou Liang who has more stamina, she nestles beside the god and doesn't go anywhere.

When it's really boring, it flicks its tail and lashes Gou Liang. It's also very interesting to watch its big white tail pass through Gou Liang's body.

Sometimes Gou Liang would play a little tricky and deliberately move to the position next to the god, so that the dog's tail rested firmly on the god.

Shenjun just thought he was bored, stroked its tail, and let it be tolerant like all parents who dote on bear children.

"If you want to go out to play, go, take Xuanxuan and the others, and come back in a few days."

The pup didn't want to leave, and the dog's head lay on Shenjun's lap, whining.

Shenjun stroked its soft and slender fur, and combed it with his fingers. The pup was so comfortable that the pup was drowsy, and his eyelids fell down one by one.

Shenjun looked interesting, seeing that it was asleep, he didn't stop smoothing its fur.

It will be difficult for Danyang Xianjun and the others to find the dog ancestor to play with.

It has become the king of the mountain who does not see rabbits and does not scatter eagles. If it is not so rare that it is so rare in the world, it cannot let it move out of the temple.

After several years like this, the puppies who were fed three meals a day by the gods stepped on the road of fat dogs and disappeared forever. They all reached the point where it was uncomfortable to sleep on their stomachs, which shows how round their stomachs are.

Gou Liang was worried when he looked at it, for fear that it would ruin everything if he got fat, and when he took over, he would be a fat man who was more unsightly than "Tang Tang"...

He really didn't want to come to this experience a second time.

Therefore, Gou Liang repeatedly warned the son of a bitch, mocking and persuading him, playing both hard and soft ways.

But no matter how worried he was, he couldn't bear to have a dog dad who "his baby looks good in everything" was holding him back.

God Lord Aiwu Jiwu, the fat grows on the dog's body and it seems to become the cutest fat in the world.

Not only did he turn a blind eye to the pup's weight that would sink if he stepped on Tengyun, but he was often coaxed by the pup to cook a small stove for him.

What else could Gou Liang do, he could only watch helplessly as the son of a bitch ran off in the wrong direction of "Squatty Round".

"Hey...husband, do you know why you spoil children so much?"

Gou Liang sat beside Shenjun and said earnestly.

At this time, he automatically assumed the role of "the child's father", and chatted with the son's other father about the experience of education.

Shenjun couldn't hear his thoughts. At this moment, he was looking at the sleeping puppy lying at his feet.

In fact, no matter how thick he is with the parental filter, he can't deny the fact that the pup is overweight.

No, the puppy, who was uncomfortable lying on his stomach, was sleeping on all fours in a very indecent position. The dog's paws scratched his face and patted his stomach from time to time, making a slight sweet purring sound.

I don't know what it is dreaming about, its mouth is slightly grinning, and it keeps laughing.

This is why Shenjun couldn't bear to let him lose weight.

As expected of a child raised by himself, even a chubby ball is also likable.

Shenjun didn't have the time to meditate anymore, he reached out and hugged the pup on his lap, rubbing his fleshy belly, from top to bottom, and then from bottom to top.

Petting the pup has become the focus of Shenjun's daily life. If the pup doesn't wake up and begs to be fed, he can just hold it like this for a whole day.

The puppy whined comfortably in his sleep until he was touched somewhere by the god——

It woke up suddenly, instinctively covered it with its tail, and clamped its two hind paws.

"Wang..."

The son of a bitch opened his eyes, feeling that Shenjun's hand was still there, and his whole body was flushed red.

Seeing the white fat ball turned into a powder ball, Shenjun laughed for a while, "You are so shy."

It's so cute.

At this time, Shenjun, like all wicked parents treat little milk babies, he still thinks that the pup is not shameful enough, not only did not take back his hand, but even flicked its little guy.

Seeing the pup's fur color change from pink to deep red, as if it was about to burn, he smiled and said, "You are still young, you can't see when your fat belly hangs down, why are you shy?"

brat:"……"

There is nothing like a bolt from the blue.

Gou Liang: "..."

He found himself unable to laugh either.

Probably only then did he think that he and the pup were inseparable.

He completely empathized with this ten-thousand-point crit! !

The pup widened his eyes in disbelief, the pink color disappeared from his hair little by little, and moisture suddenly condensed in his big eyes.

After holding back, it couldn't hold back in the end, and burst into tears... collapsed....

Shenjun: ... It's broken.

Only then did he think of a certain nerve in a man that cannot be teased.Fragile male self-esteem cannot be challenged, even if this is just an immature pup in his family.

"Little guy, I didn't mean to—"

The heartbroken pup wouldn't listen to his explanation at all.

It jumped up and disappeared when it burrowed into the void, leaving only tears on the ground, expressing the sorrow that the nine heavens could not bear.