Discussing The Correct Posture To Enjoy Dog Food

In the courtyard of the Huangzi School of Lin'an Academy stands a century-old tree.

When the seniors who have been promoted to Xuanzi Academy welcome the newly admitted seniors here, they always tell them tirelessly:

"This tree is the same age as our Lin'an Academy, and it was planted by the first mountain head himself. It is the treasure of the academy. In the past, in summer, the cicadas on this tree were the most lively. But since Master Li came to the academy, No one hears the cicadas chirping in the trees anymore."

The disciples were all amazed when they heard this, and asked who Master Li was and what this matter had to do with him.

At this time, the seniors will enthusiastically tell the juniors that Mrs. Li is happy to be quiet. When he came to the academy ten years ago, he raised his head and said to the tree, "Don't be noisy", and the tree has been quiet for ten years since then.

There is such a miracle? !

When the juniors were amazed, the seniors would wave their hands on the ground and say with an inscrutable look: "This is nothing, you will know later."

The legend of Master Li is immortal in Lin'an Academy. It won't be long before the juniors will hear many stories about Master Li from your mouth.

For example, at this time, there are many people around under the precious tree, and they are all talking about the same person.

"There is really no cicadas singing, Master Li is so wonderful!"

"It's just the sound of the cicadas stopping. Haven't you heard of Master Li's power?"

"I heard from senior brother that if you say a bad word about Master Li, no matter who it is, they will definitely have diarrhea the next day, but is it true?"

"You've heard it too, it's absolutely true! My elder brother was studying here, and that's what he said, if you're not afraid, you can try it yourself. My elder brother even told me that I have been in Master Li's class for thousands of years. Don't make eye contact with him more than three times, or your eyebrows will disappear the next day."

"I also heard that a senior brother insulted Mr. Li as a pig in the grove, and the next day the words [I am a pig] appeared on his face. It was neither scratched nor written on. It's like growing in the flesh, and it took three months for it to disappear."

"Master Li..."

His legend has been passed down from generation to generation of students, and "Master Li" is the best topic of friendship for new students.

Lying on the tree trunk, Gou Liang curled his lips when he heard it, and couldn't help kicking the little milk dog lying at his feet. His Master Li just took the blame for this dog when he came here.

The toes passed through the little milk dog's body without accident, but it became alarmed, looked around, and then crawled back, lazily flicking its tail.

When I first arrived here ten years ago, the little milk dog said goodbye to the exclusive cook who had been trained for decades, and was very sad for a while.

The Taoist priest who became a teacher refused to feed him for some reason, and it was useless to act coquettishly. In the end, he burst into tears, and the teacher just cast a formula on this tree, breathing out the essence of the sun and the moon from the tree, and let it edible.

The so-called cicada's singing and disappearing, of course, is also the ghost of this food-protecting son of a bitch.

The pup has a regular food, but he is not happy.

Because the master's palm is not willing to be a nest for it.

The only Gou Liang who knew the truth would never tell him that his nostalgia for Lord Danyang was the original sin.

That's right, Master Li is just that stingy.

But today the master finally let go, and promised that as long as it obediently waits on the tree, and waits for him to pick it up and not run around, the palms will still be its own, and the chest will also be its own, ang~

Thinking of this, the little milk dog's tail turned into a silhouette.

At this time, the students under the tree had already talked about Master Li's pet dog from Master Li.

There was no such topic in previous years. Many people did not necessarily know that the miraculous Master Li had a miraculous dog after studying in the academy for four years.

As the only revelation, the student who spoke naturally attracted the attention of all.

He raised his head and said leisurely: "The elders in the family have worked in the academy for more than [-] years, and there is nothing in the academy that he doesn't know about."

Gou Liang took a look, oh, it turned out to be Lao Dingtou's grandson.

Old Dingtou is the servant who tends the flowers and plants in the academy, and he does know a lot of secrets.

"Master Li's pet dog is not an ordinary dog..." The student in Tsing Yi lowered his voice and said mysteriously: "It is the mountain god of Linshan, if it pleases it, not to mention gold and silver, it will be the number one scholar in high school It can also make you wish."

The students listened, you looked at me, I looked at you, and finally cast a look of distrust.

The student in Tsing Yi was anxious, "Don't you think you're talking nonsense? It's true. That dog god has the ability to turn stones into gold, as long as it wants to do, there is nothing it can't do!"

"Brother, don't worry, I didn't say I didn't believe it."

The students said so, but their eyes were completely different.

The student in Tsing Yi felt that he had been insulted, "Believe it or not, it's up to you, just don't blame me for not reminding everyone, if you are lucky enough to meet that dog god, don't make it angry, otherwise... hum."

After all, he flicked his sleeves and strode away.

The students laughed it off, but they didn't know that this man was telling the truth.

The protagonist of the Touching Stone into Gold story is the grandfather of the Tsing Yi student, Lao Dingtou.

Old Dingtou firmly believes in ghosts and gods. This old illiterate loves to pretend to be knowledgeable and has a lot of practical spirit. One day, he heard the story of turning stone into gold from the teacher in the academy. He happily buried a stone under the treasure tree and knelt down. Make a sincere wish.

The little milk dog thought it was funny, and exchanged a piece of broken silver for his stone, which surprised the old man three times and nine times.

This old man was greedy for cheap, so he planted the silver back and made a wish for a piece of gold.

The little milk dog is not tired of playing this game yet, and he fulfilled him again.

Old Ding bowed and thanked, and planted all the family's silver and newly acquired gold, hoping for a bumper harvest.Unexpectedly, what was left to him the next day was a pile of broken stones.

Only then did Lao Ding regret his insatiable greed, but no matter how much he cried and begged, he couldn't get the mountain god's forgiveness.

When he was sad, he went to another flower farmer in the academy for a drink. After talking like this, the flower farmer put his hands together and said, "Old Dingtou, you don't know that the puppy next to Master Li is our mountain god in Lin'an?"

Hearing this, Lao Ding was half sober from the wine, so he hurriedly asked him about it.

Inugami, this is something that the elders of Lin'an Academy have tacitly understood.

They all knew that Master Li's legend had nothing to do with him, it was just because the dog god loved him and defended him, so others would be punished if they said anything wrong about Master Li.

Old Dingtou got the advice, so he killed the chicken at home and bought a few unique snacks. He set up a tribute platform under the treasure tree, and repented devoutly.

There was a lot of commotion, Master Li also heard about it that night, and the next day, Lao Ding found the broken silver in the pit he dug.

I don't know if he still misses the gold, anyway, after that, every year and festival, Lao Dingtou will come to place a roast chicken under the tree, and it won't fall once.

The students under the tree talked about Master Li again, they didn't take what the student in Tsing Yi said to heart, only one of them listened to it and kept it in his heart.

So, that night.

A fat student placed two roast chickens in the old place where Lao Ding's tribute was placed, knelt on the ground with palms together, and muttered: "My Lord, please be respected by the students."

Gou Liang: "..."

These second-generation gods are destined to be unable to escape the curse of the little milk dog.

"I heard that you like roast chicken. The student specially bought it from Shifangzhai at the foot of the mountain for you to taste. If you don't like it, I will change it for you next time..."

The fat man babbled, finished his opening remarks, and was about to enter the group when he heard footsteps approaching.

He was startled, and hastily blew out the candles and got up and ran. When he remembered, he knelt down and bowed three times in the direction of the precious tree to apologize, and then went around behind the tree and hid.

I don't know whether he was fat or frightened, but the sound of his panting was heavier than the footsteps of those who came, and he thought he was hiding very well.

Gou Liang expressed concern about his IQ.

Walking slowly with a lantern was none other than the legendary figure of the academy, Master Li.

He didn't expose the little fat man's clumsy hiding, raised his hand, and said to the tree: "Go home."

"Wang!"

A white puppy jumped out of the dense canopy, and jumped into the arms of the master happily, flicking its tail happily.Its hair shines brightly in the dark night, and just one glance tells people that it is not a vulgar thing.

Fatty's breathing became heavier, he clenched his hands in excitement, staring at the backs of one person and one dog leaving, and made up his mind.

——He wants to please the dog god, no matter what the cost.

In this way, the little fat man embarked on the road to heaven set by the gods without hesitation.

Gou Liang looked back, then looked at the carefree little milk dog rolling in the master's hand and the master who had hidden merit and fame, and silently lit a wax for the little fat man.

This little fat man is undoubtedly the second generation of gods who are crossing the catastrophe.

This guy is the son of the Temple of the God of Wealth, who has been reincarnated a hundred times, and the gene of loving money and life as he inherited from his father of the God of Wealth will not change.

Without the intervention of the gods, the little fat man has truly experienced a lifetime of calamity.

Xianjun's history of calamity pays attention to a first rise and then a fall, first sweet and then bitter.

The little fat man was born rich and noble, but his family fell into poverty when he was young, and he became a beggar. In the end, he was trampled to death in order to grab a piece of silver, but seeing his father broke his heart.

After all kinds of inquiries, I learned that Shenjun Li Qing's pet dog likes shiny treasures, so I specially prepared a mountain of gems for him to play with, and only then did I win this opportunity.

The little fat man in this life was also born rich and honored, but because of his poor performance in the previous life, his family began to decline shortly after his birth this time, especially when his father was killed by water bandits while running a business when he was born, the family hated him for overcoming his father. He also blamed him for the family's deteriorating livelihood.

A few years later, in order to save the family, my uncle had to close all his belts several times, but this nemesis grew fatter and fatter, which made people displeased.

Later, a Taoist priest was found to tell his fortune, saying that the little fat man sucked all the luck of the family into himself, which made him mean to his relatives.

Of course the little fat man knew that his uncle wanted to covet the property left by his father, and he only hated others for being weak and unable to keep the family property.

The rough fate intensified his obsession with money. He vowed to take back his father's property, vowed to become the richest man in the world, and vowed...to eat a roast chicken for every meal.

Well, think about it this way, he and Inugami-sama are so close, they are both roast chicken party.

The little fat man rubbed his empty stomach, swallowed his saliva at the smelling roast chicken, and walked away step by step.

The next day, he went back to the treasure tree to look for it, and when he was sure that Inugami had accepted his tribute with a smile, he immediately lost his eyes.

Very good, he has taken another step towards the richest man.

In the sea of ​​consciousness, Gou Liang looked away from the fat face that trembled three times when the little fat man took a step.

The little fat man's happy smile didn't infect Gou Liang, he turned back to the picture of the big blind spot listlessly, and there was no light in his eyes.

"Master, aren't you going to see the teacher in class today?"

the system asked in surprise.

Gou Liang glanced at him lazily, fell back on the sea of ​​consciousness, and didn't speak.

The system ran over on short legs and squatted beside him, "Master, what's the matter with you? Tell me if you're unhappy... Uh, are you really unhappy?"

The system put away the smile on its face and asked cautiously.

Gou Liang was quiet for a while, and then said quietly: "Today, Master gave that son of a bitch a good morning kiss."

"……what."

It's over.

The system moved its short legs silently, trying to stay away from the master whose soul power was exploding, but unfortunately it was still a step too late.

Gou Liang hurriedly sat up, pinched its chubby face, and said viciously: "He kissed that dog, that dog! How long will I have to live this miserable dog life!!"

The runaway Gou Liang couldn't bear it anymore.

Don't tell him that the dog is your past self, even with the evil nature of that bastard, he doesn't even bother to be one with you, okay?

To make matters worse, he is the one who is isolated by this world now.

According to the development of this plot, does he still want to watch his husband and that dead dog have sex with each other dearly?

He can't stand a kiss on the forehead, he would rather choose a dog leash!

The system reminded him weakly: "...Master, you are a wolf, not a dog."

"Get lost!" Gou Liang said angrily, "I can't bear it anymore, what do you think?"

"How about, let's change our posture and endure it?"

The system sincerely recommends.

Gou Liang: "... Ma Dan, I'm crazy to discuss this issue with you, go find me the main system."

The system trembles and calls the main system.

Not long after, gibberish codes rolled across the eyes of the system, and the main system of the successful upper body didn't wait for Gou Liang to get mad, and said straight to the point: "I don't have the authority to do anything in this world, sorry."

"What do you mean?"

Gou Liang looked at the main system suspiciously.

The main system sighed, "It means that when I enter this world, I am just like you. I am something outside the laws of this world, and I can't do anything."

Gou Liang took a deep breath, he had already tried it, and the system props were also ineffective here.

"You mean, I won't be able to merge with that stupid dog until it dies on the battlefield thousands of years later?"

Don't tell him it's true.

The main system shook his head, and before Gou Liang could be happy, he said, "I don't know, as I said, I don't have the authority to interfere with anything in this world, and I don't understand it."

Gou Liang gritted his teeth: "Then tell me, what about the consciousness fragment of the main god who came with me, when will he wake up?"

"I'm afraid..."

The main system looked hesitant.

Gou Liang narrowed his eyes, "You think it over before you speak, if I know that you are hiding something from me..."

Gou Liang's finger suddenly burst into a wisp of black air, and the main system suddenly shuddered - the power of darkness!

"I, I, I say!"

The main system is going to freak out, this threat will really kill the system!

"Hmph, tell me, I'll listen."

Gou Liang played with the dark air on his fingertips, and the smile returned to his face.

However, the main system did not appreciate the "friendliness" he deliberately showed, and said with numbness: "I only know that the awakening posture of the main god consciousness on Mr. Li Qing is different from the previous world. What's the use of eggs."

Gou Liang: "...are you speaking human language?"

Main system: "..."

What's the matter with this desperate expression on your face, please don't make a fuss!

Gou Liang: "So, what am I here for? Watching the daily life of my husband and that stupid dog? Hehe."

The last laugh fully embodies Gou Liang's irascibility.

The main system shrank its neck and ran away helplessly, leaving the dizzy system Xiaosi alone to face Gou Liang's burning small universe.

"Master, master?"

The system pulled out a stiff smile.

Gou Liang pursed his lips, and suddenly regained his smiling face, put down the system, and gently adjusted his small suit.

System: The master is terrible! ! /(ㄒoㄒ)/

Fortunately, Gou Liang didn't intend to toss it, he stood up, stepped out of the sea of ​​consciousness in a gesture of rushing to the battlefield, and then - with a wolf pounce, rushed towards the big baby Master who was giving a lecture.

It's useless to think too much, he has to take action!

Isn't it just a kiss on Mao's cheek, I ask for ten times it!What happened to the air?It wouldn't hurt to piss off that stupid dog~

Don't ask him why he knows that the dog can sense his presence, he won't admit that the stupid dog is him, hum!

The little milk dog who was dozing on the tree trunk suddenly stood up the moment Gou Liangxu hugged his wife.

"Wang!"

Hearing its furious roar, the master turned his head to look, and the bastard had already crashed into his arms.

The little milk dog eagerly hooked his clothes, climbed up slowly, and squatted on the shoulder of the master, with its nose eagerly wriggling, and anxiously let out a low and childish growl.

Seeing that he looked like he was facing a formidable enemy, the Master used his spiritual sense to sweep around a hundred miles away, but saw nothing unusual, so he lifted him off his shoulders.

"I'm teaching, don't mess around."

Saying so, the tone is not very harsh.

Gou Liang had already walked around from the front of the master to the back, hugging the waist of the master, lying on the shoulder of the master, and licked the position of the neck of the master.

"Wang!!"

The little milk dog exploded all of a sudden.

The pair of eyes sealed by the gods opened suddenly, and the eyes suddenly turned ice blue, and at a glance, they saw Gou Liang who was sticking to the side of the master's face and smiling at it——

"Ow!"

The little milk dog let out the first wolf howl in his life, raised his sharp claws, and rushed towards Gou Liang swiftly!

Just listen to a chirp.

When the master turned his head, he saw that the puppy pancakes stuck to the wall had slid to the floor, leaving six unwilling paw prints on the wall.

From the top of the wall to the corner.

"..."

The master coughed lightly, turned his face away, and didn't laugh out loud.

And Gou Liang.

——Hahahahahaha have the ability to bite me hahaha hurt each other hahaha!