Discussing The Correct Posture To Enjoy Dog Food

Thanks to the blessing of the son of a bitch, the blind Taoist priest was left to live in the eldest princess's mansion.

The son-in-law had heard about this incident a few days later, he thought that the prince of the little county had insulted his integrity by detaining the Taoist chief in the mansion to raise a dog for him, but the old mother and wife both protected the little bastard.

He couldn't uphold justice for the Taoist priest, so he could only call his son to reprimand him, and told him to treat the Taoist priest with courtesy and send him back as soon as possible.

He didn't know that the little county king was the one who was the least happy, and he really didn't want his Xuetuanzi to stick to the blind Taoist priest.

It's a pity that the snow dumpling looks soft and harmless, but it has the lethality to bite a whole room. The eldest princess was afraid that it would hurt the old lady, so she wanted to send it away.

He begged bitterly, promising that he could tame the pup.

The little county king is very self-aware, although he is unwilling to admit it, but the blind Taoist is the master that Xue Tuanzi believes.If there is no ignorance, that bastard will cause a big disaster sooner or later, no matter how unhappy he can only keep him, and he must entertain him with delicious food and drink.

Although the puppy is ignorant, he has a very sharp intuition, and soon died again, successfully obtained the cohabitation right with the Taoist priest, and moved into the luxurious dog house with the main pet.

This stupid dog finally did a smart thing, Wandering Soul Gou is happy, and decides not to dislike the little milk dog for a second.

The little milk dog has the professionalism of a foodie. Unless he is hugged by the old lady to show off his cuteness all day long, he will be tired of coquettishly wagging his tail beside the Taoist priest.

Occasionally, Taoist gets annoyed by being entangled, and he will feed it a mouthful of the essence of the sun when the sun is at its peak.

The pup got a sweet spot, kissing and hugging and raising his high skill point was poked open all at once. He used everything to please his master. As for the little county king next to him who was so jealous that he bit his handkerchief, he didn't know him at all, okay~

Unlike the little milk dog who is satisfied with a small mouthful of the essence of the sun in three days, the Taoist priest has not forgotten his purpose of going down to earth.

But he soon discovered that the second generation of unlucky gods who wanted to be enlightened was a master who could not be supported by mud. He heard those gods and gods completely scoffed at them. He copied a few volumes of Buddhist scriptures to show his shame just because the queen mother believed in Buddhism. There was no such thing as immortality and immortality. ambition.

The second generation of gods, the Taoist priest can understand.

Their greatest achievement in this life is to put on the right reincarnation posture. They have neither experienced the suffering of reincarnation nor understand the sufferings of the world. Transcending calamity is regarded as a vacation. Talking about enlightenment, ideals and life with him is all nonsense.

The Daoist didn't want to educate the children for others, but he opened the green channel, and people were willing to go up, so he had to figure out how to guide the bear children to establish the correct values ​​that have been unshakable for 100 years of cultivation and enlightenment.

Fortunately, he quickly found a breakthrough—the son-in-law of Xiong Erdai in the world.

Qin Consort has no hobbies in his life, but loves books and becomes an obsession.

He has a pure heart, and when he is approaching his destiny, he still gets up early and reads late every day, and he can sit for a day without eating or drinking with a book in his hand.

To be honest, such a person is very unsuitable to be an official. Fortunately, he has a good appearance. After being the number one scholar in high school, he was chosen as a son-in-law by the eldest daughter of the eldest daughter. persimmon.

Simply because he is quite talented in writing, he is expected to ascend to the Wenqu Immortal Palace, and the Taoist priest is not stingy to give some advice.

Didn't everyone say that cultivating immortals is a family business, and after enlightening Lao Tzu, are you afraid that your son will not be able to follow the Tao?

And it's much easier to attack the son-in-law than to brainwash the brat.

The Taoist leader didn't even bother to waste his scheming, once a chance encounter, a scripture, the fish was hooked.

The son-in-law went up to ask for advice, and was pleasantly surprised to find that the Taoist master's knowledge is as profound as the vast sea, and he is really an unborn expert!

The son-in-law immediately regarded the Taoist priest as a guest of honor, and always felt enlightened and ashamed of himself when discussing scriptures with the Taoist priest.

Not long after, he began to revise and write books under the guidance of the priest.

Writing books and preaching is the shortcut to Wenqu Xiandian.The Taoist priest is a selfless person who is willing to pass on world-shaking articles and enlighten the people, but he is indifferent to fame and wealth and does not want to grow, so he only asks his son-in-law to sign it.

The son-in-law is well-versed in everything, and lives happily every day. In contrast, the little prince's life is in hell mode.

He will always remember that sunny morning, when the blind Taoist priest forgot to look at him with his out-of-focus eyes, and smiled slightly:

"Master son-in-law, this son-in-law's skeleton is so strange, I want to accept disciples for the master to pass on the mantle, I wonder if it is possible?"

The son-in-law's strength betrayed his son: "Great kindness! Saburo, hurry up and kowtow to worship the teacher!"

Little County King: What?

The Taoist priest continued to smile, "You don't have to be like this. The poor Taoist is just accepting apprentices on his behalf. It won't be too late for him to formally join the teacher's school after he has learned something."

The son-in-law laughed like a fool, "Okay! Sanlang, my son, why don't you serve tea to thank the Taoist priest for his kindness in nurturing him!"

Xiaojun Wang: It must be the wrong way for me to get up, QAQ.

Originally, in normal times, the Xiaojun Wang would definitely walk around his father and never go in front of him.But the fear of the son-in-law finally lost to the love for Xuetuanzi. Who would have thought that a mistake would become an eternal hatred, and it was too late for regret.

There is no pleasure without comparison, and Wandering Soul Gou finally found a new pleasure watching his bitter appearance.

Seeing that the son-in-law and the little county king were about to escape into Buddhism with the blind Taoist priest, the old lady was secretly anxious, but the eldest princess remained calm and cared for her husband and taught her children as usual, gentle and considerate.

The general manager of the system, Gou Liang, sighed: What a wonderful woman.

It very much suspected that the son-in-law was actually a broken sleeve, otherwise, how could it be possible to treat such a beauty like a bone, and let such a beautiful woman guard her empty boudoir alone.

Gou Liang laughed at its innocence, then continued to look at the Taoist priest in a daze.

Ever since he came to the Princess Mansion, Li Qing Shenjun has not shown his real body. This blind Taoist priest has a dull face, thin and short, only cleaner than other bad old men.But he got used to seeing it, and found it pleasing to the eye, and he was often fascinated unconsciously.

The days passed day by day, and the little county king with a weak foundation memorized books for several years, and he recited them until he vomited, and he recited them again and again.

And the old lady died two years ago, no one in the house cared about what happened to him anymore.

The Taoist priest started and finished his work well, and he still discussed the Tao with the son-in-law until he was finally able to write a book independently.

As soon as the son-in-law's father went into seclusion, the little county king who didn't remember to eat but didn't remember to fight started to fall into his old ways.

"Smelly Taoist priest, I'm telling you, don't think that you can climb on my head if my father gives you a face. The king will not recite this book. If you dare to complain to my father, this king will make you unable to eat. !"

Being tortured every day by his father grabbing his ear and slipping over, he finally managed to get over it!

The blind Taoist priest smiled slightly, and said understandingly: "Yes, memorizing books all day is not fun, today I will teach you something new."

"what?"

The little prince looked at him vigilantly, and always felt that the smile was exactly the same as when he said "this son's bones are strange".

The Taoist priest smiled without saying a word, he decided to teach by doing.

The king of the little county saw that he flicked his fingers, and something got into his mouth. He was about to ask the blind Taoist what he had eaten, but found that his mouth could not be opened, as if it was sewn up!

Immediately afterwards, the pain that Xiaojun Wang will never forget came from the base of his tongue.

The blind Taoist priest stroked the milk dog on his lap, and said: "Zhuzi is ignorant."

He is the most honorable god in the world. Offending him with words is different from ordinary oral karma. When this unlucky child returns to the heaven, he will be punished.

The Taoist priest thought that those who didn't know were not to be blamed, and punished him with a small punishment, so as to save him the suffering of flesh and blood in the future.

The tolerant Taoist still kept in mind his professional ethics as a teacher, looked at the little county king who was writhing in pain compassionately, and said:

"In the future, you will walk the way of alchemy. You must know that there are thousands of pills, and there are no surprises. The one you took just now is Qingkou Dan. Anyone who commits oral karma and goes to the underworld will be sent to the hell of pulling out the tongue. Cut off the tongue as a sign Punishment. This pill will make you feel the pain of pulling out your tongue, and take this as a lesson, you should be cautious in your words and deeds in the future."

"Wow!!"

The little prince, whose eyeballs were bulging with pain, shut his mouth and looked at the Taoist priest in horror, his eyes begging.

Daoist priest: "Don't be afraid, the effect of this pill is only insignificant, and it will be cured after a while."

Little County King: "Woo!!!"

[Poor child, his facial features are crooked. 】

The system couldn't bear to look directly at it.

【Ang, my husband looks so pretty when he smiles~~】

Gou Liang was not moved at all.

[Tsk tsk, the master who has no sex life is really cruel. 】

[Xiao Si, what are you talking about, huh? 】

[...Master, I was wrong!I shouldn't be telling the truth, hee hee. 】

【You really think I'm reluctant to hit you, huh? 】

Gou Liang copied the Taoist priest's smile, and looked at the system benevolently, and the scared system closed his mouth silently.

Oh, it's scary!

A quarter of an hour later, the Taoist priest, who was holding Mao Tuanzi, walked towards a puddle of mud on the ground, "Are you willing to learn this alchemy?"

The little prince crawled back in fear, shaking his head in fear: No, don't come here!

"Ok?"

The Taoist priest raised his eyebrows slightly.

The little prince's instincts overcame his fear, and he trembled, "Brother, disciple is willing to..."

In the Nine Layers of Heavenly Pill Hall.

Seeing this scene, the white-bearded Taoist wiped tears, bowed in the direction of Sanshen Island, and said: "Thank you for the teaching of the gods."

In the Heavenly Court Hall, Tianjun, who was also looking at the mirror of reincarnation, and several gods looked at each other in blank dismay.

The first generation of gods who had been scrambling to grab the second green channel were silent in unison.

The Immortal Commander who is in charge of the life book of mortals came in a hurry, "Report to the Heavenly Monarch, a new domino lit up in the Wenqu Immortal Palace is Wen Shen from the Qin family. Your Excellency... how about his reincarnation life book, please You show me."

He really didn't know what to do. If Qin Wenshen wanted to be in the immortal class, then the reincarnation would definitely change.

Tianjun said solemnly: "Since this son has a great opportunity, there is no need to stop it. You can ask Xianjun Wenqu yourself, how to arrange it for the test."

That is the immortal reserve enlightened by the divine monarch Li Qing, who dares to stop it?

The Immortal Commander agreed, but did not leave in a hurry, but hesitated for a while, and said: "Tianjun, there is another matter that is Xiaoxian's dereliction of duty, please punish him."

"What's the matter?"

As soon as Tianjun heard this tone of first suppressing and then raising, he knew it would definitely not be a good thing.

Sure enough, the Immortal Commander said: "Go back to Tianjun, when Immortal Danyang came down to earth, Xiaoxian failed to realize in time that her mortal mother had been possessed by a fox demon. Now that fox demon has taken the merit that should belong to a mortal woman, How to deal with it is up to Tianjun to decide."

Tianjun looked at the eldest princess in the mirror of reincarnation, who was telling the little princess earnestly and kindly to lure him to listen to the elder's words, telling him to respect the teacher, and there was something he didn't understand.

In Jiuchongtian, there are fox demons, but Dandian is the only one.

After all, the Immortal Lord Danyang suffered for no reason, so the master of the Dan Palace can't be blamed for doing so.

Tianjun coughed, glanced at the generation of gods who were inspired and eager to try, and opened his mouth and said: "The merits and demerits are determined by the gods, and this matter will be discussed later."

The generation of gods fell silent again.

The calamities of the ten unlucky second-generation gods all started at the same time. Without the help of the gods, what they survived was the most real disaster. It hurt them already.

But if the fairy sent to take care of the children offended the god, the consequences...

And what happened next in the Samsara Realm made them completely rested, and they were even terrified after thinking about it.

In the mortal world, the eldest princess's mansion.

Before the son-in-law left the customs, the Taoist priest bid farewell to the master's family, and it was time to travel around with the bear boy.

The king of Xiaojun hoped that his mother would stay, but he didn't.

In the dead of night, the "eldest princess" came to the Taoist chief's room, and Yingying bowed down and showed her original shape.

It is a nine-tailed fox with snow-white fur, eyes like rubies, and a three-petal red lotus pattern dyed between its eyebrows.

The fox demon said: "The little demon Hu'er has seen the Shangxian, and because the little demon has received the favor of the immortal Lord Danyang, he was entrusted to come down to the earth to take care of the immortal Lord Danyang in order to repay his kindness. Now, since the immortal wants to travel with the immortal, please invite The Shangxian Xu Xiaoyao will follow you, and Hu'er is willing to be your servant, to saddle you, cook and wash your clothes."

The Nine-Tailed Fox was born with an exquisite heart, and after thousands of years of practice, he has learned a lot.

Although she couldn't guess who this Taoist priest was from the Nine Heavens, she knew that his status was far more noble than the Danyang Immortal Monarch who had experienced calamities, or even his father.If you can get his blue eyes and bring him to practice...

The fox demon secretly glanced at the white-haired dog nestling in the nest, a trace of jealousy and longing flashed in his eyes, and then his brows were full of spring water, and he looked at the Taoist priest with concern.

She is confident that her animal shape is far better than that white-haired dog, and that white-haired dog will be squeezed down by her sooner or later!

The little milk dog who was licking the palm of the Daoist master keenly sensed a hint of malice. It didn't understand many schemes, but it could tell at a glance that the white-haired fox wanted to snatch its god.

The little milk dog frowned, and scratched her paw unceremoniously—how dare you covet its food, get out!

"what!!!"

A shrill scream rang out.

The speed of the son of a bitch was extremely fast, the fox demon only felt a coercion that made her tremble, and her face was scratched.If the Taoist priest hadn't taken it back in time, how could the fox be alive!

"In the mortal world, you can't use spells to kill evil, don't mess around."

Daoist touched the little milk dog's arched spine and stopped him.

The little milk dog that didn't even open its eyes was standing in the palm of the Daoist priest, such a small ball, the low growl that rolled out of its throat was so immature, but the powerful coercion made the fox demon dare not cry out for pain anymore, lying on its back Trembling on the ground.

She begged with the utmost humility: "Forgive, forgive, the little demon will not dare again!"

The Daoist smoothed the dog's hair, and said lightly: "The way of heaven has its own decrees. It should look like a calamity. If you and other servants can replace it. Go down, don't mention this matter again."

How could the fox demon dare to compete with the son of a bitch, so he escaped gratefully.

If there was a seemingly invisible black air coming out of the wound on the fox demon's face, the fox demon didn't notice it at this time, and when she found out that the bloody wound would never heal, it would be too late to regret.

The blind Taoist priest indifferently withdrew his sky eyes, looked thoughtfully at the little milk dog who had relaxed his body again and nestled back into his palm.

In the heavenly court, the gods who witnessed everything had a dignified expression.

"Does Tianjun know, what is the origin of His Royal Highness's pet dog?"

They have all seen that that seemingly inconspicuous claw hurt not only the flesh, it directly cleared the merits accumulated by the nine-tailed fox demon for thousands of years of practice!

The fox demon's cultivation seems to have not changed, but he will never become a fairy again, and he is afraid that he will fall into the devil's way in the end.

Tianjun shook his head with a worried expression on his face.

The old saying of the gods was repeated again: "It is not appropriate to keep such a dangerous thing by the side of the gods..."

They have confidence in the strength of the god Li Qing, but the love and indulgence of the god to the pet dog without concealment really makes them terrified.They had no doubt that if this bastard stretched his paws on the robe of the god, the god would not do anything to it.

Hey, the majestic Jiuchong Tianshen, his life is in the hands of the little milk dog, it's really sad to think about it.

Tianjun coughed and said: "The gods are free, so there is no need to say more."

... Do you believe this, Your Majesty Tianjun?

And the calamity in the mortal world is still going on.

Until a long time later, Immortal Danyang couldn't bear to recall the past.

When others envied that the elixir he refined was specially licensed to Li Qing Shenjun, and when others envied his good relationship with Shenjun's pet dog, only the smiling Danyang Xianjun knew that Jiuchongtian couldn't hold him anymore sadness.

The calamity experienced by others is the calamity of love, the calamity of life and death.

As for him, besides cooking and washing, he just washes and cooks.

Thinking of him as the majestic young master of the Danyang Palace, the reason for his ascension was not because of how earth-shattering pills he practiced, but because he made the most delicious pills.

Hehe, if you don't like it, there is a dog's paw waiting for you at any time.

Anyone who has been beaten knows that the pain made him unable to remember the pain of pulling out his tongue back then, okay?

what?

You ask the dog I loved back then?

Bah, who hasn't been blind when he was young!

In this way, under the earnest urging of Yuxue's lovely son-in-law, Danyang Xianjun finally passed the tribulation and ascended after many trials and tribulations.

"My son, you have suffered!"

The Lord of the White Beard Palace burst into tears, and his heart ached to death.

His heart and soul can be regarded as escaped from the clutches of that vicious dog, luckily, luckily!

Immortal Danyang smiled calmly—yes, the only thing the Taoist priest taught him is that when words can no longer describe the fuck of life, just smile, boy.

"Father, the child is back."

The air in Jiuchongtian is really nice.

It's good that he's still alive.