Discussing The Correct Posture To Enjoy Dog Food

- damn it! ! 【打+1】

- Fuck ah ah ah ah! 【打+1】

The blood red and bold [恨+1] burst the screen.

The above is the only dialogue mode left in the office group chat after the big devil took Gou Liang. It took a full 3 minutes to swipe the screen to express their restless hearts: My friends and I were stunned!

But although everyone scratched the wall with curiosity, no one opened up the matter to chat, nor did they ask Gou Liang about the identity of the great goblin.After all, they have been in the workplace for many years, no matter how much they think in their hearts, they know how to measure it.

This kind of person who is not even qualified to approach the deputy director, they are lucky not to offend each other, let alone flirt with each other.

They were more discussing the killing of the director's family, and after a long silence, the topic turned around to the insane monster.

-Although the demons were arrogant before, they were not as aggressive as this time. I always felt that something terrible was about to happen.

-Yeah, attacking us directly, this is definitely a provocation of unilateral war!The top must be facing the entire demon clan directly. Isn't that demon afraid of causing other demons to be chased and killed by the demon clan?

- I'm also surprised, although the demons are all lone rangers, but this kind of thing is common sense, so no one comes out to take care of that demon?

-What, you still want to reconcile with the demons?Don't those who died need to explain?

-reconciliation?Don't be ridiculous, are the demons a reasonable species? We are just thinking about ways to reduce losses. After all, the demons don't follow the rules. In the end, it will only be us who suffer when we start a war. We have to think about the future, not for what has already happened Thing, put everyone on the fire to roast, shall we?

- You haven't even started fighting yet, so you admit it?

-Recognize the reality, this has nothing to do with being cowardly or not, and head-to-head is not good for anyone.

-Naive, if you give in this time, the demons will only make progress in the future, and it would be best to wipe out their entire family in this battle!

-Mom mentally retarded.JPG.

-Silly.

-Hey, everyone, be reasonable, don't argue...

However, the uneasiness was all over the place, and the words of persuasion were suddenly submerged in the out-of-control pressure vent.

"This group of people is just talking about it. Fortunately, you are not expected to deal with the demons."

In the goblin community, the guardian Xiaoqiu threw away her phone and snorted dissatisfiedly. She raised her hand and looked at her watch, noticing that the little fox had gone for a walk after dinner tonight by 2 minutes, and dialed the number worriedly.

Xiaoqiu's heart tightened when he got the answer that he couldn't get through.

The security of the community has been improved across the board. She believes that there will be no problems in the community, and the little fox will not be ignorant to stun the security guards and run out to look for food, but now is a special period after all, and no mistakes are allowed Appear.

Just as he was about to contact the security office to find out where the little fox was, a little girl walked into the room through the door.

Xiaoqiu was taken aback. Seeing that she was her client, she patted her chest and greeted her with a smile, "Why don't you use a key to open the door or ring the doorbell? Xiaohu, when you participate in the daily residence permit assessment, you will If points are deducted, you need to develop a habit, you know?"

Seeing the little vixen looking around at the living room and not answering her own words, Xiao Qiu stopped for some reason.Probably the woman's intuition made her aware of some kind of danger, Xiao Qiu said nervously: "Xiao Hu, why didn't you answer my call just now, I'm very worried about you."

"Phone?" The little vixen looked up at her, took out a mobile phone with a crushed screen from his pocket, and said with a slight smile, "You mean this? I'm sorry, I accidentally used some strength, it's been too long , I have forgotten that the things of the human race have always been very fragile."

"Little Hu, what are you talking about?"

Xiaoqiu's smiling face froze, she took a step back unconsciously, and put her hands behind her back, trying to trigger the emergency SOS on the tail ring.

However, in the next moment, she only felt a chill all over her body, every nerve seemed to be frozen and unable to move, her face turned pale.

"The cunning of human beings has not changed."

"Little Fox" snorted coldly, waved his hand, and a wisp of black air rushed towards Xiaoqiu.

Xiaoqiu's pupils shrank, she was so frightened that her whole body went limp and her head became dizzy, but she couldn't even scream, she could only watch the black air enter her eyes, and then she turned around like an antenna puppet Sitting back on the sofa, he took out his phone and started fiddling with it.

The monster transformed into a little fox smelled everywhere in the house. She smelled a faint scent belonging to Long Yao from the little fox, and it was even stronger here, but Long Yao was not here.

The monster came to the balcony, and the magic energy integrated with the night spread up and down, attached to every window of the building, and soon the monster found Long Yao's whereabouts.

Right above her!

The demonic energy cautiously drilled into the wall, and the scene in the house was spied on by her, and what she saw surprised the monster.

Long Yao, whom she was looking for so hard, the current king of the Demon Race, actually wore a ridiculous human apron and cooked human food in the kitchen!

"Just from your appearance, I will give you a comfort point. But don't try to fool me with your beauty. If I waste my ingredients, I will not forgive you."

Rolling up his shirt sleeves and wearing an apron, the tall man exuded a particularly charming aura, Gou Liang was unavoidably dizzy, but Long Yao stretched out his hand to his baby, and Gou Liang suddenly came to his senses .

Long Yao tapped his head with a green loofah: "Little thing without conscience, who gave you these things?"

"It doesn't matter who gave them, what matters is that they are all mine now, mine!"

Gou Liang emphasized confidently.

Long Yao narrowed his eyes, took a skin scraper and turned it in his hand, and said in the same tone: "Oh, it sounds like you don't want those things that were not given to you?"

Gou Liang was reminded immediately, he grinned and revealed sweet dimples, leaned forward and kissed Long Yao on the cheek: "I'm just kidding, you have to learn to appreciate this kind of humor, if you are serious, you will lose."

Long Yao accepted his seduction, kissed him back, and said, "Okay, it's my fault."

Gou Liang laughed.

However, Long Yao's craftsmanship was completely beyond his expectations.The reason why the green loofah has this name is because its skin is composed of strips embedded in the pulp.These silks are as numerous and dense as hair. If you don't use the right method, you can only cut off a third of the melon pulp and eat it, which is very wasteful.

However, Long Yao's handling was not only accurate but also skillful and quick. Circle after circle of black silk fell on the plate, and soon, he skillfully created a unique flower ball shape.An expert can tell if there is one as soon as he makes a move. With this skill alone, Long Yao is not just talented in cooking.

The kitchen knife made a fast and rhythmic sound when it touched the cutting board. To Gou Liang's ears, the melody was more beautiful than any music. He suddenly looked forward to tonight's dinner.

"Long Yao, I didn't expect you to be so powerful. I don't know Taishan, so don't argue with me."

Gou Liang completely put aside the previous dislike and suspicion, and began to get close to the prospective chef with a salivating smile.

The corners of Long Yao's mouth curled up, "Didn't you say that to grab a person's heart, you have to grab his stomach first? I don't know about others, but this sentence must be in line with your philosophy of life."

Gou Liang chuckled: "This is also your strategy, it seems that you still have some reliable ideas."

"That's not what you said just now."

Long Yao laughed.

Gou Liang touched his nose embarrassingly.

Before Long Yao made such a big move, Gou Liang not only didn't feel the slightest surprise, when he got in the car, he complained about whether he had come up with some strange ideas.

Gou Liang's suspicion that he borrowed some experience is not unfounded, this plot is too familiar to him.Yesterday, when they were looking through the world's film and television works to pass the time, they saw a similar scene in the TV series with the highest rating:

The hero who drove a helicopter fell from the sky and appeared in front of the heroine with a cool and friendless attitude, while the heroine who was pushed by the screaming crowd fell down in front of the hero.At this time, the high-cold male protagonist suddenly said "Woman, you have attracted my attention." Then he hugged the princess or something if he disagreed, so beautiful that he couldn't look directly at it.

And this scene was called the most romantic encounter of the year by netizens, not one of them.

Gou Liang was so frightened that he directly transferred to the animal world to wash his eyes.

Therefore, Gou Liang, whose emotional intelligence and memory were eaten by the demon mirror together, cannot appreciate the aesthetics of the lover's body, so don't expect him to appreciate Long Yao's romance.

Speaking of this, Gou Liang remembered another thing.

Before, he was so busy making complaints that he forgot about his business, so he took the opportunity to ask: "Speaking of which, why did you become a dragon—"

"Shh."

Long Yao suddenly raised a finger to stick to his lips, glanced at the wall, the feeling of being spied on dissipated, and he withdrew his hand and said: "Xiao Keng'er, those are not important, after dinner we will It's not too late."

"Oh."

Gou Liang responded, and looked thoughtfully at the direction Long Yao was looking at before.

On this side, the monster that hastily withdrew its tentacles of demon energy immediately retreated into the room and closed the balcony door, blocking its own breath.

She dared to release her demonic energy, so she was sure that Long Yao would not notice it, but she never thought that Long Yao's sensitivity was beyond her expectation.It seems that she has to find a different way to test him.

Well, that human seems to be the best candidate.

A malicious smile appeared on the face exactly like the little fox.

upstairs.

Gou Liang, who had finished dinner, followed Long Yao who packed up the dishes and went to the kitchen to wash the dishes. The words of praise in his mouth were poured on Long Yao like soul coins, and they were not heavy. At the end, he said with some regret : "It's a pity that the lifespan of the human race is only a few decades. When I die, I don't know who will be cheaper with your good craftsmanship."

He frowned slightly, and for some reason he just complained emotionally, but once he thought that this would become a reality, he felt very uncomfortable.

Long Yao paused while washing the dishes, then turned his head and said, "Xiao Keng'er, are you jealous?"

Seeing that Gou Liang didn't answer, he laughed, turned back and put the washed dishes on the rack to drain, and said, "Don't worry, I won't cook for anyone except you."

His skillful and virtuous movements made people think that he was originally an ordinary family man, Gou Liang turned his head and snorted.

He didn't believe Long Yao's nonsense at all, the demons have always used unscrupulous means to hunt for food—here, Long Yao is such a proud and indifferent person, hasn't he done this to please him just to eat?Demons are simply the most unscrupulous foodies in all time and space!

He angrily put a label on Long Yao in his heart, but as long as he thinks that Long Yao will take such painstaking efforts to please others in the future, and serve others the food that has conquered his taste buds graciously, he will feel irritable.

What kind of vision does the spicy chicken system have? Why did it find such a short-lived ghost for him.

Once this unlucky body dies, Long Yao's exclusive delicacies, as well as his unimaginable stock of ingredients, won't be cheaper than other wild men!

If he can live a little longer... Well, a little longer is not enough, it would be great if he had a lifespan as long as that of the demons.Spending the rest of his life emptying out Long Yao's private collection, thinking about it, it is the most beautiful thing in the world——

"Little pit?"

Long Yao's voice interrupted Gou Liang's runaway thoughts, "Ah, what's the matter?"

"I should be the one asking you, right? You have a sad face for a while, and a smirk for a while. What are you thinking?"

Long Yao looked at him helplessly.

Gou Liang touched his nose uncomfortably, turned his head and said, "I didn't think about anything, ahem, let's not discuss this, can we get down to business now?" Gou Liang pointed to the place where Long Yao had noticed something strange before , gave him a questioning look.

Long Yao nodded and gave an affirmative answer.

Gou Liang relaxed completely, and said, "Who on earth dares to eavesdrop on your corner...... Could it be that demon?!"

Gou Liang was taken aback by his intuition.

While wiping the dinner plate, Long Yao said nonchalantly, "It might be other fairies."

Gou Liang rolled his eyes, and agreed with him: "Yes, you have made such a big fight today, and it's not surprising that others are curious about you."

Gou Liang himself didn't believe this statement. His colleagues couldn't guess this person's identity and only thought it was normal for him to be a royal monster. The identity of their clients.

In this way, the goblins in the community would never dare to lament Long Yao, and it seems that there are not many demons who have a reason to do so.

"To be honest, you pretended to be Long Qi and went to discuss the monster attack with the leader of the human race. Could it be that you want to cooperate with other demons, destroy the demons and then raise the human race as your food reserves?"

Gou Liang looked at him suspiciously.

"Xiao Keng'er, you are too smart, this idea is very good, I can seriously think about it now-haha, well, don't stare at me, I just say it."

Long Yao tidied up the plates, washed his hands, led Gou Liang back to the living room, and said, "The fact that the old man died can't be known by the Yaozu for the time being. I don't show up in normal years, so I will use this capacity to deal with it." Things, so as not to disturb us due to the war between the three clans."

He pulled Gou Liang to sit on the sofa, hugged him on his lap, and stretched out his long hand to put the fruit plate in front of Gou Liang. The atmosphere of the conversation was completely inconsistent with what he said, and Gou Liang couldn't even get nervous.

He picked a candied fruit and threw it into his mouth, and said while eating: "You really don't know anything about what that demon did? It's too irresponsible for you to be a big devil. It's going to hit your door now, if you really don't want to cause trouble, you should clean up the door quickly and restrain the people under your hands."

Long Yao rested his chin on his shoulder, watching his cheeks puff up and his Adam's apple sliding up and down with his swallowing movements, he felt comfortable and relaxed with a contented and carefree look.

He tightened his arms holding Gou Liang a little, and said: "The hierarchy of the Demon Race is as strict as that of the Monster Race, but there is no concept of management. As long as the tributes are paid on time and according to the amount, no one will care about the same kind. What to do, what to do."

"Even if it affects them, don't they care?"

Gou Liang was puzzled.

Long Yao smiled and said: "You also know that compared to the human race and the demon race, the demon race is actually more willing and looking forward to the day when the full-scale war will start. Both the human race and the demon race also know that the current state of the demon race is a mess for them. The safest thing is that if the demons unite, they will be the ones who will be unlucky. Therefore, they will not dare to challenge me, they will only trade with me."

"trade?"

"Well, for example, the human race secretly raises tributes for the demon race, as long as they give enough to stop the mouths of other demon races."

Gou Liang was not surprised by such unspoken rules, and only asked Long Yao: "What about you? Other demons need tributes, so what can the human race give you to make you agree to trade with them?"

Long Yao rubbed his neck and said with a light smile: "As long as they don't disturb our two-person world, I don't care what they do. Otherwise, don't kill them and stay in this world to waste air."

These words won Gou Liang's heart, and he didn't hide, and smiled with his mouth pursed.

At night, when Gou Liang fell asleep, Long Yao contacted the system, but Xiao Si couldn't find the whereabouts of the monster.

This is the eighth time to open the demon mirror space, because Long Yao didn't supply enough demon power at the beginning, many things in this space are out of Long Yao's control, developing in an unknown direction.The demon mirror space, like the prison demon, is made by using special laws, and he dare not act rashly in this space, otherwise, if one is not careful, the space will collapse, and the soul body bound together by Gou Liang and the demon mirror will be destroyed. suffered irreparable trauma.

After thinking for a while, Long Yao put the system back into Gou Liang's sea of ​​consciousness, not forgetting to tell it: "Don't let him discover you too soon, give him a little surprise."

System: ...you worry too much about my lord.

Its unconscionable master didn't even notice that after Master Long Yao woke up, even the progress of the task was reported again, and it was completely isolated by Master Long Yao.

And the system doesn't think Gou Liang will be so surprised when he finds him. Didn't the system space still be in the hands of Lord Long Yao? If this module is opened, his master will be surprised every day, hum!

Just when the system was holding itself tight and complaining in the sea of ​​consciousness, it suddenly noticed something strange about Gou Liang.

【Ding!Master, you have a fever, wake up! 】

Long Yao also noticed the sudden rise in Gou Liang's body temperature for the first time, and hurriedly picked him up, "Xiao Keng'er, wake up? What's wrong with you?"

Gou Liang woke up in a daze, swallowed instinctively, and shouted in pain, "Hungry, so hungry..."

"Hey, I'll just-"

"Well, it smells so good..."

Gou Liang murmured unconsciously, moved his nose, followed the food that exuded the fatally attractive blueberry smell, and approached him, grabbed Long Yao and bit him on the neck.

The sharp teeth drilled into the skin, blood gushed out, and the sound of swallowing hurriedly sounded in the quiet room, one after another all showed the insatiable greed of the predator.

With swallowing, a faint devilish energy overflowed from Gou Liang's body.

【Master?How, how... Master Long Yao, how could this happen? 】

How could the physique of the host become a demon? This is unscientific!

Long Yao was stunned for a long time, then suddenly showed a smile.

——Be with him for the rest of your life, the time to come is still very, very long.

It turned out that this was what he meant by the last sentence.

This life is not fixed by one's own time, but by Gou Liang's thoughts.If Xiaokeng'er wants a longer time, he will extend the time of this time and space as he wishes.

Good guy, as expected, he is still not reconciled, even if he just returned to his own sea of ​​consciousness, there is still a puzzle that only Gou Liang can solve.

Still, he liked the surprise.

Long Yao hugged Gou Liang tenderly, stroked his head and indulged the little thing that had just turned into a demon to eat and drink on him.

"Hey, eat slowly, don't worry."

"Little pit..."

The speed of swallowing gradually slowed down, and Gou Liang fell asleep in Long Yao's arms like a satiated child.

Long Yao lowered his head and kissed Gou Liang's forehead, the blueberry-flavored soul power touched his skin, Gou Liang unconsciously rubbed against Long Yao, and hugged him tighter, revealing the sweetness in his sleep because of the delicious food in his arms dimples.

Long Yao wiped his blood-stained lips, and couldn't help laughing in a low voice: "Greedy ghost, really...it hasn't changed at all."