Discussing The Correct Posture To Enjoy Dog Food

in the kitchen.

Gou Liang's hand holding the chicken shreds trembled again and again, he couldn't control the stability of his fingers like a patient with Parkinson's syndrome.

However, his eyes were wide open, staring intently and affectionately at the chicken shreds in his hand, watching the spicy chicken shreds fall back into the bowl one by one, and finally there were only three or two leftovers. Gen, the corner of his mouth immediately evoked a relieved smile, humming a little tune that couldn't hide his complacency, and generously placed the shredded chicken topping on the hot soup.

Well, the cafeteria didn't hire him as a cooking chef, it's a shame.

Looking at the delicious chicken shredded noodles, Gou Liang used some ingenuity to arrange a few chicken shreds into shapes, and put broccoli and shredded carrots on them to make it obvious.

As he moved, he wanted to spy on the military situation with aching heart. If the negotiation between Lord Yaowang and Long Yao broke down, he would put two more chopsticks of shredded chicken in the noodles to avoid the pain of giving up his love...

Hey, who made the current situation stronger than others.

Just as Gou Liang's wishful thinking was rattling, the doorbell rang suddenly.There was no sound of opening the door for a long time, Gou Liang leaned out of the kitchen and saw that the living room was empty, Long Yao and Long Qi didn't know where they had arranged to fight.

Gou Liang quickly went to open the door, and outside was a man in a suit wearing sunglasses.Seeing him, the visitor hurriedly took off his sunglasses and bowed a standard ninety-degree bow to Gou Liang, and said respectfully: "Hello, Mr. Liu, I am the king's demon attendant, and I am here by order. Please help to inform me one time."

"he……"

Gou Liang was about to inform that the Demon King was not there when he heard a cold voice from behind.

"come in."

Gou Liang turned around, only to see Long Qi stepping out of the void, his hair seemed to have grown a little longer, he casually bent his long legs and sat on the sofa, and saw the hair on his forehead pushed back, extremely alluring.

Gou Liang's gaze paused on him for a moment, and he quickly looked away when he saw Long Qi looking towards him.Looking around, he didn't see Long Yao either. I don't know if it was to avoid suspicion or...

He took a deep look at Long Qi, but he must not be killed by the demon king Juju.

The demon waiter half-knelt down in front of Long Qi, and said reverently: "Good morning, my king, my subordinates are here to receive the news, and I am willing to offer supreme loyalty to my king."

Gou Liangnahan stared at the scene in front of him, even though Long Qi was just sitting there idly, with a lock of hair covering the sharpness in his dark red eyes, ordinary casual clothes couldn't cover up his sloppy bum. He is so handsome, he is many times more handsome than the gentle and smiling appearance before.

Yan Gouliang couldn't help watching it fascinated again, but when Long Qi opened his mouth, Gou Liang was like a punctured water polo, and suddenly returned to his sanity.

Long Qi said, "I've already found out about the theft of the spiritual object."

Gou Liang tensed his nerves, only to hear him continue to say indifferently: "The demon king Yao made a little joke with the Yaozu, I have already recovered some of the spiritual objects, as for the rest, he welcomes the Yaozu to go to the Demon Realm at any time Ask for it."

As he spoke, he tore open the space and took out a turkey, two turkeys, a takin, and two takins...

Blood dripped from Gou Liang's heart, Long Qi glanced at his Qi Qi Ai Ai's expression from the corner of Long Qi's eyes, and the corners of his mouth were slightly pursed to hide the smile that was about to overflow.

Even more saddened than Gou Liang was Yao Shi.

His majesty moved slowly, as if he wanted to retrieve a lot of things for them, but in fact it was only one seed planted for each spirit, one male and one female for each spirit animal, just enough for breeding and reproduction.

Until the void enchantment disappeared in front of his eyes, the demon attendant still couldn't believe it, and angrily said to the few spiritual creatures: "Your Majesty, the demons have gone too far this time! Just making a joke, my subordinates invite you to fight, even if you sacrifice your life, you must pay back to the demons!"

Gou Liang saw that his eyes were red with grievances, he rubbed his nose and looked at the sky innocently.

Long Qi laughed, but the words he said were very cold: "Just two or three demons can steal the spirits of my demons, and three thousand guards are useless. How do you want to give me face?"

The demon waiter blushed suddenly, nana was speechless.

Although their monsters are many and powerful, but because of the contract with the human race, they can't eat and drink as unscrupulously as the demons, so their individual strength is much worse than that of the demons, and they have almost no chance of winning when the two sides fight.But if the human race is required to join forces to fight against the demon race because of this incident, not to mention whether the human race is willing to find a place for the demon race to sacrifice precious demon hunters, their demon race will not be ashamed...

The demon waiter shamelessly confessed: "This subordinate is incompetent, please punish me, Your Majesty."

"never mind."

Long Qi waved his hand: "You escort these spirit creatures back to the demon clan, there must be no mistakes. Notify the spirit guards to receive the punishment, and they are not allowed to enter the human race or enjoy tributes for a hundred years. I will not pursue the rest of the crimes for the time being, but if the spirits If things go wrong again, the two crimes will be punished together, and there will be no mercy."

The demon waiter took the order seriously.

After he left, Gou Liang relaxed his tense back belatedly, salivating on his smiling face and flattering him, saying, "Mr. Qi, chicken shredded noodles are ready, shall I bring them out to you?"

Long Qi nodded and stood up, followed him into the kitchen, raised his eyebrows high when he saw the bowl of noodles.

"Chicken-shredded-noodles, huh?"

He glanced at the chicken shreds on his face, which was not as big as his little finger, and looked at Gou Liang with a half-smile.

Seeing Gou Liang pretending that I don't understand what you are saying, he must be sure that His Highness the Demon King doesn't understand human food.Long Qi flicked his fingers playfully, then suddenly stretched out his hand to tear open the space, randomly took out one after another spiritual objects as if searching for something, played with them for a while, then threw them back, and said with a smile: "This king has caught some stolen goods again, do you want to notify them?" How about another trip to the demon servant, Xiaokenger?"

Gou Liang smiled stiffly, and Beef Niu said, "No, you misunderstood, this is only a semi-finished product."

As he said that, he took out the spicy chicken shredded topping that he had made at noon from the refrigerator again, and under Long Qi's gentle eyes, he added chopsticks of shredded chicken with trembling hands until the whole bowl was covered. Look at Long Qi.

Enough, enough, right T^T?

Long Qi looked at him for two seconds, seeing the teardrops hanging on his thick black eyelids, he suddenly turned his head and burst out laughing, then, as if he couldn't bear it anymore, he laughed more and more. loudly.

"Haha, Xiaokeng'er, why are you so cute, hahahaha!"

Gou Liang: "..."

"Long, Long Yao?"

Gou Liang called out tentatively.

"Long Qi" hummed, and raised his eyebrows to see that he seemed to be saying that you finally recognized me.

Then his appearance began to change, the outline that belonged to Long Qi and was almost similar to Long Yao became more profound and three-dimensional, and the temperament around him became more stern, except for those dark red pairs that were exactly the same, full of smiles, The indifference of the facial features was stained with a sense of ease and ease.

"How is this going?"

Thinking of a certain possibility, Gou Liang suddenly opened his eyes wide, and cried out: "Could it be that you ate, ate him?"

Long Yao stopped laughing, and looked at Gou Liang quietly for a while, when Gou Liang almost thought that he was seriously considering killing himself, Long Yao suddenly leaned over, put his hands on the cooking table and surrounded Gou Liang into himself embrace.

Lowering his head and licking his own lips, Long Yao whispered in Gou Liang's ear, "The Demon King is really nourishing, but the taste is too disgusting."

"Are you kidding me..."

Gou Liang bent down to hide, and saw that Long Yao's eyes were full of deep and gloomy light, as if he would swallow him in one second, he forced an optimistic dry laugh twice, but his calves were already trembling with fright up.

Even if he was only human, even if Long Yao didn't really make a move, he could still feel that Long Yao's state was very different from before.

It was like a soldier who had gone through a siege battle and finally returned to the city with full blood and was resurrected, both his momentum and his physique had returned to their peak state.

And to restore the king of the demon clan to his original state in a short period of time, there is no other shortcut except to eat the demon king to obtain a powerful supply of demon power...

It's a sin to be too smart, why hasn't he learned to play dumb happily?

It was too late to wake up, Gou Liang wanted to cry even more.

"It doesn't matter if you want to think so."

Long Yao laughed, and held Gou Liang's back with one free hand, straightened him who was bent down to face himself, and rested his other hand leisurely on the cooking table, tapped his fingers one by one, and said: "I don't want to recall that taste at all, but you just reminded me. Xiaokenger, tell me, in order to prevent my tongue from breaking, where should I start eating you, eh?"

"...Mr. Yao, I was greatly frightened. It must be rotten now. Why don't we change it to another day? QAQ."

Gou Liang looked sincerely thinking about him, a smile flashed in Long Yao's eyes, he turned his face and rubbed his temples, and licked the corner of Gou Liang's mouth with the tip of his tongue, and said, "Why, it tastes so good gone."

His voice was a little hoarse and hurried, and he was extremely sexy, but Gou Liang was not bewitched this time.

"I, I..." He rolled his eyes, and quickly searched for solutions on the system interface, but the results did not surprise him at all.

Spicy Chicken System!

Gou Liang greeted silently.

"Why, I can't think of it. Then I will decide for you, okay?"

Long Yao said gently.

Gou Liang looked at his face that was getting closer and closer, and the breath gushing on his face seemed to have turned into a reminder.Gou Liang swallowed his saliva, he was so nervous that he could hear his pounding heartbeat, and the storm of thoughts collided wildly in his head, just when Long Yao's lips were pressed against his cheek, Gou Liang Fu found a way to save himself !

He closed his eyes resignedly to death, held Long Yao's face in his hands, held his breath and kissed him several times MUA-MUA-MUA indiscriminately.

The warm, soft and slightly moist lips bumped against the cheeks, nose and lips recklessly and indiscriminately, a little painful and soft beyond imagination.Long Yao trembled all over, and instinctively hugged Gou Liang, lowering his body to make it easier for him to commit crimes on his face.

The sweet aura taste is also mixed with a little spicy chicken shreds, heh, this greedy pit has been a little bit of a treat for myself before.

There was a smile in Long Yao's eyes, and his whole body was like a giant wolf whose fur had been tamed, lying docile and relaxed beside him.

He enjoys Gou Liang's intimacy, but the moment the obedient Gou Liang feels that he has restrained his aura, he secretly opens his eyes to confirm his harmlessness, and immediately puts away his ingratiating stingily.

He let out a long breath, forced his sweet dimples out, and said as if signing an agreement for land cession and compensation: "You must also think that one-time consumption is wasteful, right? Please allow me to feed you for the rest of my life." , Mr. Yao."

"So nice."

Long Yao kissed his dimples, and couldn't help laughing in a low voice. "As long as you don't forget what you said, I will give you the best, Xiaokenger."

Gou Liang smiled, but his heart was broken.

The target of the strategy is a black-bellied ghost, what should I do, wait online, it's urgent!

Long Yao rubbed his hair and said, "You must be hungry after feeding me so much spiritual power. Eat quickly, the noodles are going to be cold."

Gou Liang never expected such a magical turn, his eyes lit up: "I eat?"

"Well, the chicken shreds are all yours."

Long Yao lowered his head, his gentle tone hinted.

Gou Liang, who was coaxed immediately, kissed Long Yao again very politely, smiling so hard that he couldn't see his teeth.

Long Yao straightened up, tapped his head with his fingers, let go of him and said jokingly: "It's just a bowl of chicken shredded noodles, I think you're rare."

At this time, Gou Liang didn't bother to argue with him about the foodie Gou's life philosophy contained in the chicken shredded noodles. He couldn't wait to turn around and pour a little soup on the chicken shredded noodles that had lost some heat. The heat was more intense and the taste was spicy Make the mouth water.

Gou Liang sighed, revealing a happy dimple.

Long Yao saw that he was greedily holding a large bowl of noodles for two people and did not make a sound to stop him. As expected, Gou Liang, who had completely overestimated his current food intake, could only eat half a bowl of noodles, and his eating speed was getting slower and slower , more and more reluctantly.

Seeing that he didn't want to give up after taking one bite and resting for three bites, Long Yao helplessly taught him: "It seems that you miss the simple meal in the hospital very much, do you want me to let you relive that feeling now?"

"..."

Please don't mention that dark cuisine, thank you.

Gou Liang became obedient, and watched Long Yao sadly take away the remaining half bowl of noodles, and finished it in a few mouthfuls, not a single chicken shred or drop of soup was left for him, he couldn't help but feel sorry for finding such a weakling for him. The chicken host's system raised a middle finger again.

——Give me back my black hole stomach!

The system with the gun: Master, do you still remember the small shop by the Daming Lake?Beep!

However, its unscrupulous owner did not hear its call at all, and he lived a fulfilling and fulfilling life every day accompanied by spiritual objects and jade.

Thinking that he, Gou Liang, has worked diligently in the Space-Time Administration for nearly a thousand years, and has long made a detailed plan for traveling around time and space to enjoy food trips for the once-in-a-thousand-year vacation.He died halfway and his dream came to nothing. He never thought that he could get a blessing in disguise.

The daily routine of enjoying delicious food and refreshing task progress so easily is more perfect than he imagined.

"Xiao Duo, are you fat?!"

At the weekly meeting, someone cried out in disbelief.

The work pressure of the goblin guardian is not high, just because he has to supply spiritual power to the goblin regularly, so being thin has become an occupational disease, and gaining weight is a miracle.

They all know that Gou Liang has recently received a mysterious big order, and the other party is at least an S-level noble demon, who is here to handle business in the human race.There is neither the pressure of obtaining a residence permit nor a lack of food. They are simply the ideal type of customers they dream of.It's just that I didn't expect that Gou Liang could hug his thighs and walk to the pinnacle of life of "grow flesh-grow flesh-grow flesh again".

They're all going crazy with jealousy!

Gou Liang avoided their claws that wanted to pinch his face, and said with a snort, "Don't be too envious."

Thinking of Long Yao always pinching his belly and praising his good touch when he hugged him these two days, Gou Liang had the urge to kill.

Colleagues hurriedly asked him about his secret recipe for growing meat - small belly, double chin, this is the ultimate aesthetic of the fairy guardian!

"The big goblin is different. It's not as greedy as the little goblin who just entered the human world. My little fox is very scheming. In order to eat more, it will become a prototype little fox lying on my lap and acting like a baby with me." .Emma, ​​you all know that I have no choice but to take fluffy animals, there is no way to refuse..."

Colleague Xiaoqiu took out the mirror and looked distressedly at her face, which was much thinner than that of the last vacation and was already getting closer to the "snake spirit disease", her eyes were full of sorrow.

Colleagues agreed one after another. Although the company's diet subsidy is higher than the basic salary, it can't fill the pit that was squeezed dry by the little goblin... Hey, I will cry if I talk too much. The wrong path of "manly waist" is gone forever.

Looking at the hard-working self and the beautiful boy with a baby face whose chin is almost rounded, life is already so difficult but they still have to be exposed, they also want to groan.

Gou Liang giggled, but he couldn't complain in his heart.

The little goblins you raise eat three meals a day at most, and the big devil in my family can't wait to pester him 24 hours a day and 25 hours a day!

Every time he felt that his body was hollowed out, and he was fed spiritual things like a useless dog to recover... But to be honest, that guy's private collection is hundreds of times better than the monsters' spiritual things, not to mention the dedication The body, he would not hesitate to sell his soul just to eat one more bite.

——At this time, Gou Liang still didn't know that the so-called private collection of the Great Demon King was the treasures of more than ten lifetimes that he took out from the system space beyond his authority, and he still innocently enjoyed borrowing flowers from a certain god.

Complaining and complaining, the atmosphere in the conference room is very warm.

It wasn't until the deputy director pushed the door open with an ugly face, freezing the excitement in the room, that everyone hurriedly put away their chats and sat back in their original positions.

"Deputy, what happened?"

Seeing that the deputy director directly took the position of the director, everyone was a little surprised and puzzled, and those who couldn't hold back were the first to ask.

The deputy director frowned and said, "Two hours ago, the director and his family were attacked by monsters and unfortunately died."

"what?!"

Everyone exclaimed, and their faces changed drastically.

The deputy director said sadly: "This time the matter is very serious."

"Not only our office, but ten guardians of other offices have also been attacked by monsters one after another." The deputy director released a photo, and then said: "According to the only survivor, this monster has a special way to destroy guardianship." The tail ring did not trigger the emergency call system on the tail ring. It was a fluke that he escaped. The arrest warrant has been issued, but monsters are always elusive, so it is very difficult to catch him in a short time. Moreover, his goal is very clear It's..."

The deputy director glanced at the guardians present, clenched his fists and said: "I don't mean that you all understand the temptation of our guardian's smell to the demons. The defense of these three places and the way back and forth, but you don't go out easily. Even if there is an emergency, you must apply for the protection of the demon hunter before you can act, understand?"

The faces of the people were serious, and they all agreed.

The deputy director explained the instructions and precautions from above one by one, and didn't let them leave until it was almost time for Goblin University to leave.

The guardians were in a state of panic, because of the special nature of their profession, they naturally received high attention and protection. There had never been a monster that blatantly attacked the guardians and provoked the entire monster and human races.

The monsters who dare to do this are either fledgling idiots or powerful and ruthless characters.

They would not naively expect this monster to be the former.

When they left the office, the neighbors Xiaoqiu and Brother Zhou were very worried about Gou Liang's safety, and they persuaded him, "Xiaoduo, we are going to pick up the car from Fairy University now, so you can go with us. I don't even know what is going on now." Under what circumstances, it is too unsafe for you to go back to the community alone."

"Yeah, come with us."

Gou Liang did not reject their offer.

Several people walked out of the office, and three stretched luxury cars drove over from a distance, and soon stopped in front of the office.

The senior demon hunters in the front and rear cars got out of the car well-trained and strictly controlled the protection in all directions. The co-driver got on and got off the car in the middle, and respectfully opened the door of the back seat.

That's... the head of the Demon Hunting Department?

The guardians who recognized his identity stopped in their tracks one after another. It was destined not to be a small person who could let the head of the hunting demon open the door. They still inevitably developed a little curiosity amidst the tense sense of crisis.

The car door opened, and a familiar yet unfamiliar face came down first.

——It was the leader of the human race, their supreme leader!

He turned around and made an inviting gesture to the people in the car.

Then, long legs stretched out from the door, and a tall and handsome man stepped out of the car.

There was no smile on his handsome face because he was facing the highest-ranking person in the human race. His slightly long hair was tied behind his head, and the loose hair was slightly messy and wildly handsome.

Long Qi? !

No, it was Long Yao who changed Long Qi's face again.

Gou Liang recognized it at a glance. When the monster invaded, this big devil was actually in the same car as the leader of the human race... Gou Liang seemed to smell the smell of conspiracy.

I saw Long Yao coldly stretched out his hand to return the handshake to the leader of the human race, and said in a deep voice, "Thank you for your hospitality, I will send someone to discuss with you later on the matter discussed today."

His attitude seemed a little arrogant, but neither the leader of the human race nor the head of the hunting demon refuted, and watched the man who didn't want to talk anymore go to the office.

The man stopped in front of Gou Liang.

A smile finally appeared on his indifferent face, he stretched out his hand and said to Gou Liang:

"Xiao Keng'er, I'll take you home."