Discussing The Correct Posture To Enjoy Dog Food

Before Gou Liang went to Shang Long to chat about his life, the other party came to his door the next day.

Long Yao left very simply yesterday, the loyal demon servant was really worried about his situation, so he waited downstairs early in the morning until the curtains in Gou Liang's living room opened and there was movement, so he hurried upstairs.

"Master, good morning. Did you sleep well last night?"

Long Yi was concerned, seeing that Long Yao was wearing a nightgown that didn't fit well, he complained about the little humans.

The never-before-seen good night's sleep put Long Yao in a good mood. While listening to the sound of Gou Liang preparing breakfast in the kitchen, he rarely gave Long Yi a straight look: "Why are you still in the human race?"

Long Yi's heart was pierced, and he responded firmly: "Master, the other demon attendants have returned to the barrier, but the king is worried about you being alone in the human world, so he asked Long Yi to stay with you."

At that time, if the master has an attack, at least there will be a demon who can open the barrier to minimize the disaster.

"Tsk."

Long Yao didn't bother to look at him again, waved his hands, and said, "From now on, don't appear in my line of sight, let alone let me smell your disgusting smell, understand."

Long Yi with ten thousand arrows piercing his heart: "...Yes, Master."

He was about to leave when Gou Liang, who had prepared a simple sandwich and milk for breakfast, opened the door and walked out of the kitchen.The unfamiliar scent of food belonging to the human race made Long subconsciously turn his head to take a look, and then Gou Liang noticed him, smiled and said, "Good morning, Mr. Long Yi, have you had breakfast yet?"

Before Long Yi could speak, Long Yao stood up from the sofa and walked towards Gou Liang, saying, "He has eaten."

As he spoke, his dark red eyes quietly looked at Long Yi: "Is that right?"

"……Correct."

Long Yi, who has hundreds of years of living experience in human society, maintained the last courtesy and bid farewell to Gou Liang.

Gou Liang handed the tray to Long Yao, a little embarrassed: "Mr. Long Yi, I have something to ask for your help, I don't know you..."

"Tell me, he will agree." Long Yao said, then glanced at Long Yi again, "Right, Long Yi."

"To TT."

He only felt that he had received a critical hit of [-] points.

Gou Liang showed a grateful smile, took out something from the room and handed it to Long Yi, saying: "This is a potion that I developed by myself that can improve the purity and taste of human aura, can you please help to test the effect?" , apart from you, I don't know anyone who has better taste and understanding of human aura than you."

Long Yi heard that it was this kind of treasure, although he was very puzzled why Gou Liang didn't hand it over to a professional human organization for certification of the patent, but instead found him, but facing the majesty of the master, he agreed without asking anything, saying that he would let Gou Liang wait for him good news.

After he left, Long Yao took a bite of the sandwich and asked Gou Liang enthusiastically: "You don't like Long Yi very much?"

"Why do you ask?"

Gou Liang was stunned for a moment, and asked in great surprise.

Long Yao looked at him with a half-smile: "You see Long Yi's eyes are too gentle, what's wrong with him, huh?"

Gou Liang had an innocent face, Long Yao didn't say anything when he saw that he didn't speak, he would always know anyway.

After breakfast, Guardian Gou took out the materials of Goblin University very professionally, and explained the situation with Long Yao on the beanbag sofa.

"From tomorrow onwards, you will report to Goblin University. School hours are a very important index for the residence permit assessment, so I hope that there are no special circumstances and you don't want to play truant. Is it possible?"

Gou Liang said.

Long Yao flipped through the information with little interest, and frowned when he saw the class schedule from morning to afternoon.

"I do not want to go."

He said it very simply.

Gou Liang ignored his temper and continued: "There are many elective courses in Goblin University, but there are only six final exams. You have no problem with the three subjects of human language, daily use of technological products, and spiritual energy absorption control test. The common sense of the human race, social etiquette and general laws, I believe it will not be a problem for you. As long as you study a little bit harder, you can pass the exam soon, and you will not waste time in school."

Only then did Long Yao cheer up, "Can you take the exam anytime?"

Seeing that he looked like he was going to apply for the final exam as soon as he entered school tomorrow, Gou Liang smiled and said: "If there is no bad record after one month of enrollment, you can apply for the exams of each subject according to the individual wishes of the students. However, you should not underestimate these Exams, contempt for human wisdom will one day suffer."

Long Yao obviously didn't take his words seriously. Gou Liang tapped his forehead and said, "I have a request for you. In the past, none of my clients were smarter than you, but I got the best in every subject." A+, you don't want to be an exception."

Only then did Long Yao pay attention, and said with great fighting spirit, "I'll let you know how wrong it is to compare me with those idiots."

Gou Liang chuckled: "Then I'll wait and see."

After explaining about the school, Gou Liang pulled Long Yao up and said, "Change your clothes, I'll take you out to buy clothes, and some daily necessities you need, if you have other interesting things, I'll buy them as well. "

After a pause, he said with a smile: "Don't save me money, there is no upper limit for this reimbursement, my most honored guest."

"You regard me as your client?"

Long Yao asked dangerously.

Gou Liang didn't seem to notice the change in his tone, and said with a smile: "Please don't doubt my profession. Of course, I personally would like to know you as my closest friend."

"How close?"

Long Yao asked.

Gou Liang pushed him towards the bedroom and said, "That depends on your performance, problem baby."

After changing his clothes, Gou Liang looked Long Yao up and down, chose a scarf from his closet, and easily tied a handsome knot.

"You're so handsome, I'm afraid no one will dare to accompany you to the streets except me."

Long Yao smelled the smell of Gou Liang on the scarf, a smile appeared on his face, and he praised him: "Courage is commendable."

Gou Liang thoughtfully took out a scarf of the same style, casually wrapped it around his neck, looked back at him and said, "I am confident in my impeccable beauty, don't you think so?"

Long Yao laughed, cleverly did not deny it.

But the eyes of the crowd are ruthless. Although Gou Liang's body is not bad, compared to Long Yao's extremely handsome and powerful aura, it is like the light of fireflies that cannot compete with the sun and the moon. Like Hui, the eye-catching rate plummeted.

Coming out of the men's clothing store, Gou Liang strode forward and threw them away laughingly. The store manager who sent them a few meters away and loudly invited them to come next time was hit hard along the way. He couldn't help whispering when he got off the escalator Muttering: "What's the use of being handsome, and you can't discount it."

Long Yao couldn't help laughing anymore, and the whole audience, men, women and children from three years old to eighty years old, were all dazzled.The two women standing in front of them didn't remember to look back when they got downstairs, and fell several steps away, probably because they felt ashamed in front of the handsome guy, and they didn't care about the frightened security guards who rushed over to help them and supported each other He got up and covered his face with his handbag, and quickly fled the scene.

Gou Liang: "...It's because of SSS's beauty that I lost."

The smile on the corner of Long Yao's mouth deepened by two points, Gou Liang couldn't help but raised his hand and rubbed his face, he couldn't hide his displeasure and said: "Stop smirking, I feel that I have suffered a lot from being watched by so many people. "

Long Yao paused for a moment, as if he didn't notice that there was anything wrong with what Gou Liang said as a guardian, he took his hand and put it down, regaining his usual expression, but said with a smile on his tone : "Understood, I will try not to let you suffer in the future. But...it may be difficult, unless you don't accompany me in any public places."

Gou Liang was stunned, and was led by Long Yao for several steps before he realized that the deep meaning in his words was: As long as I am by your side, I can't help but smile.

Gou Liang's face was immediately filled with a bright smile, and immediately a little girl covered her mouth and screamed in a low voice: "So cute!"

Long Yao shot like lightning, and lifted Gou Liang's scarf up to cover half of his face, only his big smiling eyes were exposed.After hiding those two small pear dimples that caused people to commit crimes, he felt less irritable, but he was still dissatisfied: "I need to have some self-consciousness, it seems that I am not the only one."

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Gou Liang rolled his eyes, "Let's go, I'll take you to experience the technology of the human race."

He took Long Yao to the Science and Technology Museum, which is the most popular place in the city, where you can experience realistic games, realistic movies and various technological products.

For Long Yao, who possesses the power of a pure-blood demon, these things can't arouse his interest at all, but seeing Gou Liang screaming in the realistic bungee jumping, fighting with blood in the realistic game, and laughing loudly in the realistic movie , I think it would be nice to play with a "professional full-level" guardian.

When they were almost finished playing, Gou Liang took Long Yao to Goblin University to get acquainted with the route and environment in the afternoon before turning back.

All the things I bought today have been delivered, neatly visited at the door.Apart from these things, it was unexpected but it didn't seem to be too unexpected that Long Yi waited outside the door.

Compared with the radiant look when we met in the morning, I don't know what he experienced that day, but his expression was a little dazed, his eyes full of superiority were gray, and he shrank when he saw Gou Liang.

Long Yao immediately became curious about what Gou Liang gave him in the morning, which could scare the strongest demon servant under his father's throne like this.

"Master, master, subordinates have something to report."

As he spoke, he glanced at Gou Liang with a guarded look.

Gou Liang still had the same friendly smile as in the morning, as if he didn't see anything wrong with him at all, and said: "You guys talk, by the way, I also ask Mr. Long Yi to send these things to the living room, please."

Long Yi: "...You're welcome, Mr. Liu."

Even though he was very reluctant to admit it, his answer unconsciously carried a hint of respect.

When Gou Liang entered the door, Long Yao crossed his arms and asked with great interest: "Long Yi, you have encountered a royal monster, so embarrassed."

"Master, please change to another guardian, this person is too terrifying, even more terrifying than royal monsters!"

Long Yi prayed from the bottom of his heart.

Long Yao raised his eyebrows, and suddenly raised his hand to tear off a hair of Long Yi, and soon he spied on Long Yi's memory.

Because of Long Yao's order, and because Gou Liang said that the potion was a delicious aura enhancer, Long Yi quickly found a human race with a good taste to experiment with it after he left.

After injecting the potion, sure enough, the scent of that human being was dozens of times stronger.

Long Yi was pleasantly surprised, and couldn't wait to hold the little human's hands to eat, and the next second——

"vomit!!!"

Long Yi, who had even tasted this kind of dark cuisine, vomited it out on the spot, almost vomited out his entire stomach, and finally suppressed the disgusting feeling.

He hurriedly tore off the barrier and went back to the demon clan to seek medical treatment, but all the demon doctors said that there was nothing wrong with his sense of taste, tongue and body.

However, the tragedy didn't end here. Long Yi discovered that when he ingested other human beings—even if it was the tribute from the monster race, or food that was more delicious than 99% of human beings, there was only one taste that made him want to die.Only when smoking the same kind did this not happen again.

The hair was discarded, and Long Yao wiped his hands——although the human world contract suppressed most of his demon power, he was still stronger than the average demon race.

Long Yi broke down in tears: "Master, this human being is too dangerous, I can't let him stay by your side."

Long Yao couldn't help showing sympathy for the poor demon waiter, "I'm curious, how did you offend my guardian?"

Long Yi has been thinking about this question for a whole day, but he has only met Gou Liang twice, so he has no chance to offend him.Therefore, he can only think of this human being with bad intentions.

Seeing that he couldn't figure out why, Long Yao waved his hand and said, "He was joking with you, don't take it seriously, go back."

Long Yi: ...Master, are you serious~~o(>_<)o~~

After sending Long Yi away, Long Yao used a little demon power to send the items piled up at the door into the living room.He curiously asked Gou Liang the same question, but Gou Liang had no intention of explaining to him, he just hummed and said, "I'm so ruthless that I'm even afraid of myself, so be careful in the future."

Long Yao laughed out loud, he actually felt a little bit of anticipation when he said that.

The next day, Gou Liang accompanied Long Yao to go through the admission procedures, seeing Long Yao reluctantly left with his tutor, he felt a little gloating.

Unexpectedly, after traveling through several worlds, he would still have the opportunity to watch his husband go to school.

After returning home, Gou Liang watched Long Yao's class on the system monitor with relish. He was not a good student, but he obviously remembered Gou Liang's previous explanation. Although he didn't listen to the lecturer, he was very attentive in teaching Self-study in the software.

His outstanding appearance undoubtedly caused a sensation in the school, but no matter how low-key he was, some goblins still recognized his identity. what's coming.

When Gou Liang came to pick him up from school, he happened to meet his colleague.

"Miss Xiaoqiu, come and pick up Xiaoli from get out of class."

Xiaoqiu saw him, held back his words, and finally had the opportunity to ask: "What is the origin of your new client, I have asked around in the group, but no one knows."

She was really curious, the little vixen she was serving now was an A-rank noble demon, and her status in the demon clan was not too low, it would never be an ordinary person who could make her respectful to that level.But it doesn't seem reasonable for an extraordinary person of this level to become a client of their firm.

Gou Liang shook his head and said in a low voice: "It was the director's friend who got rid of my care, and it has nothing to do with the firm, so don't ask."

Xiao Qiu didn't ask any more after hearing the words, and was about to change the subject to ask him a few business questions, but Long Yao's appearance made her ask for advice come to an end without a problem.

"What are you doing."

Long Yao glanced at Xiaoqiu, and recognized that he was the guardian of that annoying little vixen that night, and standing so close to Gou Liang, his heart felt restless again.

Gou Liang and Xiao Qiu said goodbye, walked forward, and stretched out their hands to him with a smile: "I'll take you home, let's go."

Long Yao took his hand and said, "Don't get too close to other people, the bad smell from that woman's body is all on you."

Xiaoqiu who hasn't left yet: "..."

Gou Liang stretched out the hand stuffed in his pocket, and knocked him unceremoniously: "Pay attention to the politeness of speaking, I doubt that you can pass the social etiquette test smoothly."

Long Yao snorted lightly, if it wasn't for Gou Liang's request, he wouldn't be bothered to take this boring exam.

He wants to live in human society for a long time, so is there anyone who dares to send him away?

After returning home, Gou Liang took off his coat, and then handed the phone to Long Yao: "The teacher has sent the content of today's homework to my phone, you obediently go to the living room to do homework, and I will cook."

"what?"

This is the first time Long Yao has heard of such a thing.

Gou Liang grinned and showed a big smile: "Don't doubt your hearing, you are not allowed to eat until you finish your homework, kid."

Long Yao: "..."

When Gou Liang finished dinner, Long Yao, who was flipping through the photo album in Gou Liang's phone, did not do a single page of homework as expected.

Gou Liang didn't teach him a lesson, and he took Long Yao to the study to supervise his homework after they had dinner together.

Watching Long Yao copy the math problems from his phone onto paper and scribble down the answers, his impatient face under the desk lamp coincided unexpectedly with Shi Yu when he was a student.

This long-lost feeling made Gou Liang feel fresh for a while, but he was nostalgic for a while.

At that time, he lied on Shi Yu's shoulders and asked him to imitate his own handwriting to do homework, but now he is holding his hands like a strict parent urging him to write his scribbled handwriting more correctly...

"Little pit?"

Gou Liang suddenly came back to his senses, opened his eyes slightly and looked at Long Yao, not sure if he was hallucinating for a while.

Long Yao raised his hand, poked Gou Liang's dimple with the end of his pen, and laughed happily: "Xiao Keng'er, what do you think of this nickname? It sounds much better than what's smaller."

Gou Liang opened his mouth, suddenly he couldn't laugh or cry, it turned out that he had been thinking about this question secretly since last night.

He laughed slowly, and said in a warm voice, "What a coincidence, I think so too."

Long Yao's smile suddenly deepened, and the bitterness and hatred of doing homework disappeared. He suddenly hugged Gou Liang to his lap, put his head on his shoulder, pointed at the paper and said, "Xiao Keng'er, I don't know how to do this question." Do."

Gou Liang: "..."

well.

He was wrong to blame Long Yi, this guy's provocative skill is simply a racial talent!