Discussing The Correct Posture To Enjoy Dog Food

It is obviously unrealistic for Long Yao to simply and rudely propose to bring Gou Liang back to the Yaozu.

The human race has the unspoken rule of offering more than 99% of human beings as tributes to the demon royal family, and this is to ensure that the SS and SSS level demon royal families full of uncontrollable factors will not easily set foot in human society and cause irreversible consequences.But this is not something that can be put on the table, even in the eyes of the guardians like Gou Liang, there has always been only the concept of one-way transmission of monster mouths from the monster race to the human race.

Long Yi coughed hastily, and said: "Master, you will scare the little people by saying this."

Fearing that the reckless master would say even more shocking words, he directly raised the banner of Gou Liang.

The aura quality of the frightened human race would plummet. Long Yao frowned slightly, and leaned closer to Gou Liang to smell it again. The unspoiled delicacy made him curl his lips in a good mood, but in order to prevent Long Yi's hypothesis from becoming a reality, , He didn't say anything else, but he didn't let go of the hand holding Gou Liang, full of possessiveness.

Long gave Gou Liang an apologetic smile, implying that he should be patient, and quickly took the guardian service contract and handed it to Gou Liang.

Although the other party had a noble status, Gou Liang did not blindly sign the agreement, he took over the contract and looked through it carefully.

Long Yao wasn't interested in these things at first, but this time he followed him to read the cumbersome clauses with his head resting on Gouliang's shoulders. The distinguished guest who was cold and violent to them was not the one in front of them.

It wasn't until he saw one of them that Long Yao put away his smiling face.

After clicking on the contract, Long Yao said directly: "The one-year service period is too short, so it has been changed. He must belong to me in his lifetime and only serve me."

"This……"

Long Yi didn't think this request was a big deal, but he had to negotiate with the leader of the human race in private if he wanted to do this kind of thing, it would be bad for his master to say it so carelessly.

After all, the contract between the two clans of monsters is there, and the faces of those who have not seen the reception group have changed.

It's just that he saw that Long Yao's face was normal, his dark red eyes were quiet, and Long Yi, who had dared to say that his master was rude before, did not dare to point out that what he said was wrong, for fear that he would really get angry.

Fortunately, Gou Liang has much more ways to deal with Long Yao than he does. He patted the back of Long Yao's hand and said with a smile: "I'm afraid it won't work. If you don't get a residence permit, you will have to leave the human race after one year .”

Long Yao snorted, disapproving of the so-called regulations.

Gou Liang: "However, I will let you pass smoothly. This is my job. As for the future, can we talk about it later?"

Long Yao could see that he didn't agree with the request he made before, and knew that what he said was a disguised rejection of himself. Although he was unhappy, he thought in his heart that it was not up to him to decide what happened in the future, and it was rare to be peaceful Di didn't care about Gou Liang.

Long Yi secretly sweated for the ignorant little humans.

Although Long Yao has just grown up, he is the next king of the demon clan, and because the pure blood demon power does not have enough spiritual power to match him, when he goes berserk, he is disowned by his relatives, and even the current demon king can't control him.It is an underestimation to say that Long Yao's risk factor is at the SSS level. If he gets angry, the whole monster race will have to behave like a human being with their tails between their legs to reduce their sense of presence in front of him.

The last goblin who refuted him was still hugging himself to eat dirt. Thinking that it would starve to death one day, the goblins secretly vowed not to be the second fool.

Seeing that Gou Liang was safe and sound, Long Yao even had a little smile on his face, Long Yi respected Gou Liang very much.

——As expected of the owner’s “love at first sight” food!

The guardianship agreement was successfully signed, and Gou Liang brought Long Yao back to his home.

While driving, Gou Liang refused Long Yao's physical contact, and reasoned with him: "Human beings have limited storage of spiritual power, excessive loss will affect my health and the quality of spiritual energy, and overeating is not a good thing. "

Long Yao, who was refused to be fed, was unhappy all the way, until he heard Gou Liang ask him "Are you hungry?" when he entered the house, his eyes suddenly recovered, and he stared at Gou Liang burningly.

Gou Liang couldn't help laughing, he was like a coquettish big dog, so he couldn't help but raised his hand and rubbed Long Yao's head softly, but said cruelly: "Do you want to taste human food? I Make it for you to eat."

Long Yao looked at the hand he withdrew with some nostalgia, and his face, which was not well at first, turned even worse after hearing this.

"This is your job too, and you also did it for your previous clients?"

Although he had no idea about human food, but thinking that Gou Liang had also extended such an invitation to other monsters, and treated them with the same kindness and gentleness, he felt a little irritable for some reason.

Gou Liang laughed out loud: "You look like a child who grabs toys from others... well, don't stare at me. Although I have always been responsible for my work, not everyone can eat it. I made it myself. of food, you are the first."

Long Yao glanced at him suspiciously, as if he didn't believe his words, but the corners of his mouth that were originally pursed slightly raised revealed his good mood of being plucked instantly.

Entering the living room, Gou Liang took off his coat and took off his watch, and said: "Later, you can watch TV programs in the living room first or do anything else if you want, I will go to the kitchen to cook... By the way, you Can you use multimedia?"

He is an old driver who has taught Bi Xia how to adapt to the new life. He is very good at this kind of thing, and there is still a little expectation hidden in his eyes when he asks the question.

But Gou Liang is doomed to be disappointed if he wants to hold Long Yao's hand and accompany his baby to toddle.

Although the living habits of the demon clan on the other side of the enchantment are quite different from those of humans, as a royal clan, Long Yao is no stranger to the technology of human society.

No need for Gou Liang to explain, Long Yao easily found the switch, even if he was not very familiar with it, he quickly figured out various functions, and easily screened the programs.

Gou Liang put away the regret in his heart, and praised him with a smile: "It's so smart, I just changed the decoration here, and the functions of the home appliances have been updated, and I'm still getting used to it. Wait a moment, I'll call you when dinner is ready."

Gou Liang rolled up his shirt sleeves and went into the kitchen, washed his hands and began to prepare the ingredients, and soon the smell of the food came out.

Long Yao suddenly pushed open the kitchen door and walked towards him, Gou Liang turned around and asked him, "Why are you here?"

Long Yao frowned, wondering if he was left out in the living room, and his mood fell to the bottom without warning.Gou Liang was about to ask him, but when he saw him stepping forward and hugging him tightly from behind, he buried himself in his neck and took a deep breath, before he said sullenly: "I don't like other smells covering your scent. .”

...Fortunately, Gou Liang thought that he was attracted by his own craftsmanship.

Gou Liang raised his eyebrows, raised his right hand and shook it, and asked curiously, "Can you still smell me?"

He put on his tail ring again after leaving the hotel, it should block Long Yao's sense of smell.

"It's faded a lot, and I don't like it."

Long Yao glanced at his ring with dissatisfaction, and did not hide his distaste for this prop at all.But Long Yi specially explained to him that if he took off this thing, the smell on Gou Liang's body would be smelled by other monsters or monsters, and then he would be coveted.

Although no one could take away his food from Long Yao, he also couldn't stand Gou Liang being smelled by other monsters, so he resisted the urge to destroy the tail ring.

Gou Liang couldn't laugh or cry: "Only children always say yes and no, you have to learn to get used to it."

"No."

"Haha, it's really childish."

"is it not OK?"

Long Yao raised his eyebrows like he did before.

"Well... of course." Gou Liang suppressed a trembling laugh, his eyes were full of smiles, and said, "I like it, you are so cute."

Long Yao didn't appreciate his compliment at all, snorted coldly, and suddenly tore off Gou Liang's apron unexpectedly, wrinkled his shirt vigorously, whispered in his ear, "I don't like the smell of clothes, really I want to strip you naked and taste you without barriers at all."

Gou Liang's whole body trembled, he didn't know whether it was because of the magnetic low voice or the warm breath gushing in his ears, his ears turned red tremblingly, and he wanted to raise his hand to scratch it so itchy.

Bending his elbows to push Long Yao away, Gou Liang gave him a majestic look, and then said angrily and funnyly: "Well, you have impressed me. I apologize to you, and I will never use such immature words as cute again." How about some words to describe you, Mr. Yao?"

Long Yao stared at his reddened ears for a few times, somehow his mood suddenly improved, and he no longer felt so obtrusive to the human food cooked by Gou Liang in the pot that covered Gou Liang's fragrance, so he leaned on his shoulder and said :"As long as you know."

Seeing that he didn't intend to let go of himself, Gou Liang didn't push him away. While putting seasoning in the pot, Gou Liang said helplessly, "You are too clingy, what should I do? I'm worried that I will become the first person in history to be punished by a child." The goblin-drained guardian."

His tone was joking, but Long Yao didn't care about him, he just said: "Do you think I'm the kind of low-level monster who can't even control eating?"

This made Gou Liang a little surprised. In the memory of the original owner, even the S-rank noble monster who had accompanied him could not control eating, and would eat once he touched the human race.

"This shows that I haven't lived long enough and have too little experience. Thank you Mr. Yao for your advice."

Gou Liang said with a smile.

Long Yao said bluntly: "Long Yi said that you are 29 years old, and you have already lived one-third of a human's lifespan."

Speaking of this, he is irritable, and the life span of human beings is too short.

Gou Liang paused to taste the taste, put the spoon aside, he pushed Long Yao away, turned around, and looked at him with a smile: "You mean, I'm very old, huh?"

For some reason, Long Yao felt a chill behind his back, but he said more quickly: "Long Yi said that only a woman of the human race would care about others talking about her age."

"So, I'm not only old, but also womanish. Is that so, Mr. Yao?"

Gou Liang smiled more cordially.

Long Yao: "..."

At this time, he seemed to have opened up the two channels of Ren and Du in his body, and learned to smile sincerely without a teacher. He said: "I admit my mistake now, is it too late?"

Gou Liang laughed out loud, "You are really smart, I don't worry about your residence permit exam at all now."

Long Yao was inexplicably relieved when he saw the cloudy face on his face.

No wonder his mother once said that no matter how big a mistake he made, as long as he smiled, no woman would forgive him and give in to him.

"Well, so it's also useful for men."

"Huh? What did you say?"

Gou Liang didn't hear clearly.

Long Yao wisely didn't answer, and Gou Liang didn't ask any more questions, but beckoned him to come over and have a taste, and asked him with a smile, "Is it delicious?"

Long Yao was in a daze for a moment in his smile, as if he had heard someone ask him this question with a smile like this before.

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He didn't speak for a moment, just nodded, and waited for Gou Liang to let him taste other food before returning his attention to the food of these human races.

The sense of taste of the monster race is a thousand times more sensitive than that of humans, and they can't hide the slightest flaw from them. Even the works of seven-star chefs can only barely swallow in their mouths. Therefore, the monster race never eats human food except for necessity in human society. food.But Gou Liang's culinary skills were beyond Long Yao's surprise. The rich flavor exploded in his taste buds, and even he couldn't fault the soft taste. What surprised him even more was...

"What is this? It's full of aura, and it's full."

It is even more aura than the spirit grass and spirit beast carefully cultivated by the Yaozu.

In the current situation where the spiritual power is so scarce that the monster race can only obtain spiritual energy from the human race, any plant or animal that contains spiritual power can be called a national treasure, but Gou Liang just randomly takes it for cooking... probably the leader of the human race I can't even come up with such a handwriting.

Gou Liang paused, secretly annoyed.

Blame his husband for being too conniving to him, so that he was completely unsuspecting in front of him. The smooth progress of the first few missions made him lower his vigilance. The ingredients in the system space were also randomly taken out, and he didn't even think about how to explain it. their source.

Before he could figure out what to say, Long Yao said indifferently: "Forget it, this food is good, you should eat more to make you fatter."

Gou Liang was speechless: "Why didn't I hear that Fatty's aura tastes better."

Long Yao hugged him again, smiling like a sunny boy, but his tone made the old driver go crazy: "Aren't you afraid that I will squeeze you dry, make up your body."

Gou Liang defeated, laughed and shook his head and didn't continue to argue with him.

After dinner, Gou Liang took Long Yao out for a walk to digest food, and get acquainted with the surrounding environment by the way.

The house Gou Liang lives in is a dormitory for employees. This high-end residential area is covered by three top guardian firms including their firm. , so seeing Gou Liang with a new face, he understood what was going on.

As Gou Liang walked along, many people asked about Long Yao's situation by saying hello. Gou Liang only said, "This is Yao. He just came of age this year and is not familiar with this place. Please take care of my children in the future."

Long Yao asked him in a low voice: "I'm already 100 years old, you say I'm a child, then what are you?"

Gou Liang glanced at him, "Don't you dislike me for being old?"

Before Long Yao could deny it, he laughed first, then sighed and said, "Your age is barely 18 years old in terms of human age. You should be called my uncle at this age."

Seeing his worried look, Long Yao wanted to laugh for some reason, and was about to say something when a woman walked up to him with a little girl.

As soon as he approached, the little girl rushed towards Gou Liang and hugged his leg: "Uncle Xiaoduo!"

Her guardian stepped forward and said with a smile to Gou Liang: "Xiao Duo, you still like the little girl so much." Then a cold voice sounded.

"Let him go."

The little girl noticed Long Yao beside Gou Liang. She didn't care at first, but her pupils shrank when she saw it, she let go of Gou Liang's leg suddenly, and said with a pale face, "Wang, Wang..."

The dark red eyes narrowed slightly, the little girl understood that he didn't want to reveal his identity, and swallowed, "You, you, good night."

She stuttered before finally saying a more normal greeting.

Gou Liang took Long Yao's hand and said softly, "Don't frighten the children."

"Tch." Long Yao taunted unceremoniously, "What kind of child is a [-]-year-old fox actuary, and he has the nerve to call you uncle."

Gou Liang: "..."

He managed to hold back his laughter, but no one except him thought the atmosphere was funny, and the "little girl" turned even paler, and said panickedly: "I, the little demon, offend you, please punish me."

Even in human society, the strict hierarchy of the Yaozu will not be transferred because of the location, let alone facing the famous violent royal family of their Yaozu.

Long Yao wanted to make use of it - thinking of the vixen hugging Gou Liang's leg, and Gou Liang still smiling at her, he was very upset. At this moment, he felt his palm was scratched lightly. Long Yao turned his head and saw Gou Liang was there. Smiling at him under the street lamp, his expression softened unconsciously, he clenched Gou Liang's hand tightly, and those things that made him irritable suddenly became irrelevant.

It's so strange, since his birth, the family has exhausted all methods and failed to alleviate his rage. They can only send him to the human race when he becomes an adult, and use the human world contract to suppress his pure blood demon power to weaken his symptoms. Gou Liang But it was done easily.

"Go away, remember next time you are not allowed to come within ten meters of him, he is mine."

As Long Yao said, he pulled Gou Liang closer to him, looking at the vixen with indescribable satisfaction.

Wang, are you showing off?

The fox was shocked carefully, but he didn't dare to be disobedient, thanked Long Yao for not punishing him, and hurried away with his guardian.

Her guardian is Gou Liang's colleague Xiao Qiu, who still wanted to ask him something, so she looked back at Gou Liang, only to see that his client this time had one hand on Gou Liang's shoulder and the other hand on Gou Liang's chest. hand, the tall monster clan leaned over and stared at Gou Liang with his head down. He didn't know what he was talking about, and both the man and the monster were laughing.

Isn't this eating posture a bit... ambiguous?

She quickly put this thought behind her. You must know that one of the reasons why Gou Liang's famous brand stands still is because he never had any emotional entanglements with the clients he served. Only dangerous demons are no exception.

On the other side, Long Yao was asking Gou Liang: "Why do they call you Xiaoduo, you have many names?"

He knows everything about others, only he is a little dissatisfied with things he doesn't understand.

Gou Liang shook his head, thinking of something, and said with a slightly annoyed smile, "I'm called Liu Mao. When I first started working, the director of our office couldn't straighten his tongue. He always called me Xiaoniu Xiaoniu. Colleagues Always teased me about it, and then I got that nickname."

"Well, why?"

Long Yao has not grasped the essence of his words.

"Sorry, I didn't explain it clearly. There is an idiom in the human race called as many as a cow's hair, which means..."

Gou Liang explained patiently, and the two continued walking in the small park. The late autumn wind rustled the red maple leaves that were about to fall, and a leaf fell gently on Gou Liang's hair.

Gou Liang took down the maple leaf, only then did he notice that Long Yao looked at him strangely.

"what happened?"

Long Yao's heart was unprecedentedly peaceful, even though he had only met Gou Liang for the first time today, he felt that this person had been by his side for a long, long time just like at this moment.

Hearing this, he smiled slightly, pointed to the long shadows of the two on the ground dragged by the streetlights, and said, "I wanted to say just now, you are really... very delicate."

He chose a very euphemistic wording, but it did not comfort Gou Liang at all: "As your guardian, I am obliged to tell you that you must never remind a man of being short in any way, you will be sacked like this do you know?"

Long Yao raised his eyebrows, and suddenly pulled Gou Liang in front of him. Seeing that Gou Liang's shadow was completely covered by his own shadow, as if blending with himself, he suddenly felt better, and said with a light smile, "It's really true." Very small."

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Gou Liang punched him unceremoniously, "I am 1.8 meters tall, thank you."

Long Yao was still laughing, Gou Liang rolled his eyes, let go of his hand and walked towards home, said angrily: "Okay, I know you are tall and mighty, please stop in moderation."

Long Yao took a step up with his long legs, easily caught up with him, grabbed Gou Liang's shoulders to bring him back into his shadow, and said with a low smile: "I still have more tall and mighty places, I want to do you know?"

He blinked at Gou Liang.

Gou Liang: "..."

He took a breath almost subconsciously, his ears turned red again, but his expression was unprecedentedly serious.

He asked Long Yao: "Mr. Yao, can you tell me who taught you your human language subject?"

Long Yao: "It's Long Yi, what's the problem?"

"of course not."

Gou Liang gritted his teeth and said every word.