Incorrect usage guidelines for the magic perimeter

On the first day of the new year, although he was caught by his aunt for running around the house early in the morning, Shibukawa Yao happily received the Nian jade given by his elders.

"Ah, thanks Auntie! Happy New Year!"

"Happy New Year, Xiao Yao...don't jump when you go down the stairs later."

As a result, during the meal, Dazai Osamu secretly said to her: "Auntie knows you quite well."

"Of course." Shibukawa Yoshi touched his boyfriend's handsome face with a smile, "You also got the Nianyu from uncle and the others?"

Dazai gasped and looked at her in shock.

The girl also looked at each other with a smile.

The four eyes are facing each other, which is meaningful.

In the end, the black-haired man felt aggrieved and took out the newly received Nianyu from his pajamas and handed it over to the organization, and at the same time muttered: "No one has given me Nianyu in these years, except for Hongye and Mr. Guangjin. Later, when I went to the Armed Detective Agency, no one would send it to me..."

Shibukawa Yao smiled unceremoniously at the other party's small money, opened it to see how much money was inside, and said casually: "That's because those younger than you couldn't give you this thing, and those older than you were afraid of you... ...As for President Fukuzawa, he probably thinks that you are already an adult so you don't need Nianyu."

"Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!"

Shibukawa Yao hugged him and rubbed his head vigorously, that movement was like rubbing a dog's head angrily.

"Honey, can you cry after I finish eating?"

Osamu Dazai was dumbfounded at this.

"Yao-chan, are you a devil! How can anyone make a lover stop crying for a while before continuing to act like a baby?"

But Shibukawa Yao held his rice bowl impatiently and continued to eat: "If you keep making noise, believe it or not, if I whistle out, Xiao Jiu will fly in to harass you?"

"..."

Dazai really believed it.

Girlfriend is a master at how to train your dragon.The little bad dragon who doesn't see eye to eye with him and likes to mess up his hairstyle is the most obedient to his girlfriend. If he says to go east, he will never go west, and if he wants to buy soy sauce, he won't buy it as vinegar.

What to do, to compete with so many strange things... He couldn't help worrying.

At this moment, Shibukawa Yao suddenly handed back the envelope containing the Nianyu.

"Huh?" Dazai looked at this thing strangely, "Didn't you want to keep it together, Yao-chan?"

Hey, "unified custody" is such a euphemism...

"Do I look like someone who is short of this money? Be good, use the pocket money to play." Shibukawa Yao buried his head in his meal, without looking at him, "If you want to buy something for Chinese New Year, you can buy it yourself, and you don't need to report it to me. "

Dazai took the Nianyu with both hands, and when he opened it, his fingers trembled slightly.

It was a check, and the number at the bottom was so large that even a well-informed man like him was taken aback.

"—Yaojiang! Thank you for raising me!" This guy jumped on her happily, hugging her and rubbing her back and forth, like a clingy big cat.

Regarding her boyfriend throwing herself into her arms, Shibukawa Yao's heart was not fluctuated, but instead wailed: "Please let me have a normal meal..."

In any case, everyone had a great time during the new year.

Visiting relatives and friends during the day, seeing the monsters here and there, watching movies, watching fireworks and eating supper at night is really a joy.

It was the last night before the farewell. When everyone set off the fireworks, due to insufficient preparation, the fireworks were exhausted within a few minutes.

"The spare fireworks in the warehouse are damp..." Natsume Takashi said with an embarrassed smile after returning from the warehouse, "Why don't we forget about it tonight?"

"Then how can I do it..." Shibukawa Yao touched his chin and pondered, "How about I blow up the car for everyone to have fun?"

When they came, they were driving a car. Of course, they wanted to blow up their own car, not uncle's or other people's cars.

Others present: ? ? ?

Only Dazai Osamu said happily: "Okay, okay! I haven't..."

——Xiao Jiu, who was flapping his wings, slammed into his face, and the guy screamed and fell into the snow behind him, and the flirting naturally stopped abruptly.

In the end, it still didn't blow up the car.

The rich woman and girl called the store in the town and asked the son of the store owner to deliver a lot of fireworks overnight at three times the price.

So everyone spent a gorgeous night of fireworks.

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The next day, after breakfast, Shibukawa Yao and a few others left Yahara and went back.

The Fujiwara couple and Takashi Natsume came out to see them off, and Mr. Cat also lay in Natsume's arms, wagging his tail lazily, and meowed twice to say goodbye.

"Who will drive back?" My aunt asked with concern.

Veteran driver Shibukawa Yao did his part: "Me."

Fujiwara Toko glanced suspiciously at Osamu Dazai, who pretended that the matter had nothing to do with him, and Kiyomitsu, who looked like he couldn't drive at all, and suddenly understood: "Then you should be careful on the road, drive slowly, don't rush, and get in when you are tired." Rest in the service area."

"Understood, aunt." Shibukawa Yao smiled softly, "I will visit you again later."

"Welcome back to play anytime." Shigeru Fujiwara nodded kindly, then looked at the two behind her, "You too, don't be too polite."

The two expressed their thanks one after another, and even Xiao Jiu, who pretended to be just a kitten, squeaked twice and bid farewell to the Fujiwara family.

This peaceful farewell scene lasted until their car drove away, until it was confirmed that no acquaintances could see him and the others, Dazai flirted with Xiao Jiu again... As a result, Xiao Jiu jumped on him, baring his teeth and claws, The milk made a childish gesture to bite him.

"Ha, bluffing?" Osamu Dazai laughed like a villain, "I bet you don't dare to bite at all... Woohoo! It hurts so let go!"

Sitting in the co-pilot seat, California Qingguang looked down and played with his mobile phone, and said casually: "Xiao Jiu, don't bite people to death."

Shibukawa Yao didn't even bother to look back, and concentrated on driving, and occasionally saw the scene of chickens flying behind him through the rear mirror.

...To actually strangle you to death with a goose, you deserve to be a godfather, Dazai.

After returning to Tokyo that night, Dazai did not leave immediately to return to Yokohama, because he still had things to do in Tokyo tomorrow.

"Are you really going..." He collapsed on the sofa like a boneless creature, "My body is very healthy..."

"It's not up to you whether you're healthy or not, it depends on the results given by the hospital." Shibukawa Yao walked around carrying things, directing Qingguang to pack up the furniture and prepare to transport it back to Zimu Garden.

The black-haired man pursed his lips, and pulled Xiaolong's wings aggrievedly. The latter screamed in pain, turned his head and sprayed a cloud of sparks at him.

"Yeah! It still breathes fire!"

Dazai was taken aback, and quickly got up to avoid the bad dragon.

"It's normal for dragons to breathe fire," Kiyomitsu Kai said casually, "Mr. Dazai, you are too easy to make a fuss."

"That's right, I'll show you how to use it correctly." Shibukawa Yao took out a cigarette from somewhere and put it in his mouth, then stretched out his hand, and Xiao Jiu automatically flew up and landed on her hand.

After the girl touched her son's little head, she moved Xiao Jiu to the cigarette butt, and the silver-white little dragon opened its mouth with no deciduous teeth—"Phew!"

Sparks spewed out and the smoke ignited.

This lighter is too cool!

Osamu Dazai slowly widened his eyes, showing an expression of wanting to play: "It's fun! I want to play too!"

"Squeak!" As if laughing at his unrealistic fantasy, Xiao Jiu flapped his wings and jumped to the top of the cabinet beside him, lying still on his stomach.

"In my opinion, you should settle the relationship with it first." Shibukawa Yao took a puff of the cigarette, took off the remaining half of the cigarette, and stuffed it into the boyfriend's mouth, "I'll go collect the things first. , I have to go to the hospital tomorrow."

Dazai who was fed a cigarette: ...

He thought for a while, then slipped into the sofa in frustration, and smoked away his worries.

He really didn't want to go to the hospital.

The next day.

Due to the frequent appearance of "personality", almost all hospitals have set up a complete body and ability examination and testing department.

Outside the door of the department, Osamu Dazai looked at a group of people sitting next to him waiting to be called, feeling uncomfortable.

"That..." he tentatively said to the girl, "how about we go?"

"No." Shibukawa Yao coldly refused, "It's the New Year's holiday now, do you know how difficult it is to get a number in such an authoritative big hospital?"

"It's not difficult for you at all! Yunshen is helping you grab the number..."

Shibukawa Yao pretended not to hear the other party's complaints.

"I told you I'm fine." Seeing that she didn't respond, the black-haired man could only mutter in a very low voice, his head bowed in pity.

"Yao sauce, I want to drink water."

"then you go."

After pretending to drink half a glass of water at the service desk, Osamu Dazai was about to slip away even if he would be scolded if he turned around, but when he turned around, he saw his girlfriend standing behind him.

Ghostly.

"Hey handsome, have you finished your water?"

"……Finished."

As expected, he was escorted back.

Dazai's eyes lit up as he passed the men's restroom, "Yao-chan, I..."

Shibukawa Yao smiled slightly: "Go."

Dazai Osamu who has not finished speaking: ...

He doesn't want to go to the bathroom anymore.

"Why do you want to escape from the hospital so much?" Shibukawa Yao asked him helplessly, "The doctor won't just give you an injection."

"It doesn't matter if you get an injection." Dazai scratched his fluffy black hair, with an aggrieved expression, "The main reason is that I'm afraid of some medical accident, and Yao-chan will take the opportunity to dump me..."

Yoshikawa:? ? ?

You look like a handsome guy, what kind of bloody romance theater is on your mind all day long?

"No, there will be no such thing." Shibukawa Yao vowed.

"Really?"

"real."

The dark-haired man was dubious, "Then will you still love me?"

"Of course... But Dazai, you are just doing a routine physical examination! It's not a screening for terminal illness!"

——It turned out that although Osamu Dazai had basically adapted to the new energy brought by the egg shell of the dragon egg these days, Shibukawa Yao was still worried and wanted to bring him over for a comprehensive inspection.

In the end, this guy froze to perform a bunch of extremely entangled scenes, he was really a master of the show.

Having said that, he did it honestly at the end of the items that should be checked.Half an hour later, the doctor studied Dazai Osamu's medical report for a long time, pushed his glasses, and looked at the couple sitting in front of him.

"Mr. Dazai, your body is very healthy, and all indicators are normal."

Hearing this judgment, both of them unconsciously breathed a sigh of relief.

"If..." The doctor changed the subject, "If you have to say something, there are problems."

"Eh?!" Dazai's eyes widened, and he couldn't believe that a young man with such a good body still has problems.

Shibukawa Yao asked much calmer than him: "Doctor, what's wrong with my boyfriend?"

"The problem is—now his physical fitness is about three times stronger than that of ordinary people without supernatural powers."

The doctor smiled and said, "But this is also very common. Many people's supernatural powers have more or less increased physical fitness. Pure supernatural powers like yours, sir, are rare."

Osamu Dazai: ...can you stop talking and panting!

Ten minutes later, the two walked out of the hospital hand in hand.The weather is good today, even though the temperature is very low, but after the sun comes out, the sun shines on the body and makes people want to find a place to lie down and bask in the sun.

"The physical examination is over, are you satisfied now?" Dazai said to her angrily.

"Satisfied." Shibukawa Yoshi heard his dissatisfaction and complaints, but just gently touched his boyfriend's face, "I rarely force others to do something... but only this aspect I will not relax Yes. Because I hope that you will be safe and healthy in this life and not be disturbed by illness."

"..." Osamu Dazai was inexplicably silent for a moment, revealing some complicated emotions that people dare not delve into, "No one has ever said that to me."

"I'll tell you right now—maybe many people think that Dazai you are so tough that you won't die no matter what you do, but I don't think so." Shibukawa Yao told him about his thoughts seriously, "You are also human, as long as you are human, you will die one day. We are no exception. But I just... want to ask you to reduce and postpone this ending as much as possible."

The dark-haired man didn't say anything, but just clenched her fingers unconsciously.

The girl smiled slowly, and her smile looked bright and dazzling under the winter sun: "After all, I want to walk with you for the rest of my life, so I also hope that you will be healthy and live a long life."

"It's really embarrassing to wish me a long life..." Dazai Osamu said so, but he wrapped his arms around his girlfriend and buried his head in her neck, as if it took a long time before he said softly .

"...Then I will try my best."

"Well, I will accompany you."