Incorrect usage guidelines for the magic perimeter

When Shibukawa Yo woke up in the familiar room of his home the next day, he found that his boyfriend was losing his mind as usual.

"Yao Jiang, you kept pestering me for a cup of wine last night!"

As soon as the girl woke up, she was shocked by shame: "What? Impossible?"

"If you drink someone's cup of wine, you will be someone from her~" Osamu Dazai entangled her softly, as sticky and troublesome as a puddle of black mud, "You have to be responsible to her~~~"

"No! Don't talk nonsense..." Shibukawa Yao tried to explain that she was still a child who could drink and drink, but when her boyfriend took out the recording from last night and repeated it, she became angry from embarrassment.

"Give me the recording!"

"No!" Dazai, who was covered with a quilt, jumped aside nimbly holding the recording pen, and then the recording pen began to frantically repeat what the girl said just now.

"Give me the recording!"

"Give me the recording!"

"Give me the recording!"

Facing this person's thick skin, Shibukawa Yao was almost defeated, he stretched out his hand and grabbed the quilt on the other person's body and pulled it back: "I really admire you, turn it off quickly."

Dazai, who lost his quilt and was light, smiled and jumped around the room with no desire to survive, while avoiding her pursuit.

"I really admire you, turn it off."

"I really admire you, turn it off."

The girl was furious. She grabbed the pillow and threw it on the opponent while calling him by name: "Osamu Dazai, do you want to die! If you don't want to, stop playing the repeater game, idiot!"

Seeing that the dog man was about to record this sentence, Shibukawa Yoshi clapped his hands together, and the electric arc washed over the recording pen in the opponent's hand, which was equivalent to the effect of an electromagnetic pulse weapon and instantly invalidated the recording pen.

"Hey..." The black-haired man squatted on the ground pitifully to check the smoking recorder, like a lost teenager with a broken figure, "This thing is very expensive..."

"I'll buy you ten more." Shibukawa Yao patted the bed in front of him irritably, "You, sit down now, let's have a good talk."

"I haven't brushed my teeth yet." Dazai tried to escape by using the excuse of washing up.

"You're acting like this before you brush your teeth!" Shibukawa Yao would never believe his nonsense, "Don't even think about washing up until you finish talking! Otherwise, I'll go to the bathroom with you!"

Osamu Dazai stared at her in a daze, and suddenly turned his head pretending to be shy, "It's, it's so early in the morning...it's not so good..."

"... Mr. Dazai, what are you thinking?"

In any case, in the end Osamu Dazai sat obediently on the other side of the bed and listened to her lecture.

Shibukawa Yo didn't waste any time, and asked straight to the point: "Did we really have a cup of wine last night?"

"puff!"

"Smiling fart, you, be serious!"

"No, how serious is this kind of question?" The black-haired man laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up, while supporting the bed with his hands, "Hahaha...let me slow down..."

In the end, the bastard admitted that he had synthesized his girlfriend's past speech into embarrassing lines, just to "surprise" the other party on the first day of the new year.

Shibukawa Yo: ...

Itchy hands, want to hit someone.

"This gift for the first day of the new year is too boring." Shibukawa Yao sighed, and looked out of the window, "If you only give me this level of 'surprise', I think we should break up as soon as possible gone."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Osamu Dazai felt wronged and couldn't laugh anymore.

He hurried over and hugged the girl, "Is it so serious? It's just a joke."

Shibukawa Yo patted his hand away, and said flatly, "On the first day of the New Year, I want to eat Nanatsujiya's steamed buns."

The boyfriend immediately knew the elegant meaning by hearing the stringed sound, and promised again and again: "I will buy it! I will buy it for you!"

"I want to eat the limited-edition sunrise ramen of Honda, the Michelin three-star restaurant at the foot of Mt. Fuji."

"Buy! Eat!"

"And I really want a yacht."

"Buy...wait?" Osamu Dazai hesitated for a few seconds, but he was as witty as he immediately came up with a solution, "I'll steal Chuya's yacht for you!"

Hearing this, Shibukawa Yoshi almost couldn't hold back his expression, and still pretended to be indifferent: "Does he have a yacht?"

"It's okay, maybe not now, I'll set up a trick to trick him into buying it later—this is what it is!"

Dazai Osamu is indeed a good teacher and helpful friend, especially proficient in how to deceive people around him about their finances.

Under his delicate operation, the girl finally couldn't help laughing.

"Don't torture Mr. Chuya!"

"Oh my God...you call him 'Mr. Chuya'!" Dazai said sourly, with an expression as if he had been fed a big mouthful of lemon, "What a disgusting honorific."

"Mr. Dazai, what advice do you have?"

"Ah." The black-haired man rubbed his head with his hands, like a small animal washing his face, "Suddenly I feel that you, Yao Jiang, are speaking in a strange way, is it my illusion?"

Shibukawa Yao smiled heartily: "It's not an illusion."

"..."

So sometimes, even a thick-skinned man like Osamu Dazai couldn't resist his girlfriend's subtle smile that seemed bright but actually didn't know what she was thinking.

"I don't care, I don't care! I can't bear this grievance at all!" Dazai immediately threw himself on the bed without any morals, pulling the conversation rhythm to the field of sand sculptures he is most familiar with, so he began to roll all over the bed .He pressed against the wall for a while, and rolled into her arms for a while, "I think about it now, Yao-chan, you always call me by my last name—it's not fair! You have to call me by my name too!"

"Then... Zhi Zhi Jiang?" The girl replied not confidently.

As soon as the words fell, the two parties in the room were so disgusted by this name that their scalps were numb and their hands and feet were cold.

Redundancy really doubles the crit.

Shibukawa Yao hurriedly pushed away the boyfriend in his arms, and crawled out by himself, "I'll get a trash can and vomit first..."

Then her ankle was grabbed by Dazai, who flew over and hugged his girlfriend from behind, threatening fiercely: "Don't spit!"

"It's disgusting!" Shibukawa Yao roared, like a terrified cat being held down by the Holy Grail, "I think it might as well be called Chuya-chan!"

The result is obvious, Osamu Dazai laughed all over the place, Shibukawa Yoshi was also infected by this devilish laughter, and he couldn't get up from laughing either.

Outside the door, Qing Guang, who wanted to wake them up to have breakfast, raised his hand and never knocked: ...

The hand that was about to knock on the door trembled slightly.

Forget it, he will come back later.

It's disgusting, that dog man.

In fact, Shibukawa Yao didn't notice anyone wandering and hesitating at the door at all, because she finally stopped laughing and was lying on the quilt panting.

"Bastard, it's all your fault, my stomach hurts from laughing..."

"Isn't it because Yao-chan you call people's names?" The smile on Dazai's face has not completely dissipated, and he immediately complained when he heard this, "You can call me Aji, Zhijun, etc. Yes!"

Shibukawa Yo nodded solemnly: "I understand, Your Highness."

"...What Your Highness?"

"His Royal Highness the Princess and the Pea."

Then there was another burst of wild laughter between the two.Fortunately, Shibukawa Yao set a silent position in advance, otherwise uncle and the others would definitely hear the crazy laughter of the two psychopaths on the first floor.

Finally had enough laughs and enough fun.The two agreed that they would never tell each other sand sculpture jokes before finishing washing up this morning, otherwise they would not even think about getting out of this room today.

"By the way, Yao-chan, I have something for you." Dazai Osamu rubbed his cheeks that were sour from laughing, and then took out a small envelope from the cabinet beside him and handed it to her.

"What is this?" Shibukawa Yao took it in confusion, "A love letter?"

Open it up and take a look.

It's money!

A thick stack of [-] yuan bills!

Although I only received the other party's salary card last night, is the bank card comparable to real cash?

Shibukawa Yo raised his head with glowing eyes, and found that the black-haired man was smiling at him: "Happy New Year! This is Nianyu, please accept it!"

——Nianyu is the "red envelope" of Japanese New Year, and children's favorite gift.

"Wow! Thank you!" Shibukawa Yoshi hugged the other party excitedly, and suddenly felt something was wrong, "Wait... this is not for adults to give to children..."

Dazai fondled her hair and blinked, "You are my little friend."

"——this is the real New Year's gift, the recordings are just a joke."

The girl froze.

She wanted to say something polite to say thank you, but felt it was too serious.So in the end, she held Nianyu in one hand, and with the other hand, she rubbed her boyfriend's hair that had become more messy due to playing, and placed a soft kiss on his forehead.

"Stupid." She finally said with a little self-reproach, "I didn't prepare a New Year's gift for you."

"It's okay." Dazai replied very gently, "Actually, during Chinese New Year, adults never expect to receive gifts from children in return."

Shibukawa Yao put his arms around his shoulders and gnawed on him a few mouthfuls before he said with a smile, "But I'm not an ordinary kid!"

"Of course, otherwise, how could I like you?" Osamu Dazai didn't mind being bitten, he still stretched out his arms to hug her with a smile on his face, and asked expectantly, "So... is there a return?"

"Of course." The girl looked mysterious, "Hmph, you'll know when you get back to Yokohama."

"Oh, then I'm looking forward to it."

The room was very quiet. On the first day of the new year, both of them felt inexplicably calm and peaceful.

The two lay lazily on the bed for a while, until Osamu Dazai poked the girl's arm with his finger, "Yao-chan, Yao-chan."

"Well?"

"I want to go to the toilet." He had an innocent expression on his face, "Do you want to come together?"

"No, get out." Shibukawa Yao muttered and let go of his hand, finally letting go of his own large pillow.

But Dazai still tilted his head and looked at her with a smile: "Princess and Pea sincerely invites you to brush your teeth and wash your face together."

"Ha, since you said that, then I will be disrespectful." Yoshikawa suddenly laughed, jumped up and rushed out of the bed, "Goodbye!"

"What?!" Osamu Dazai turned pale with shock, "You actually robbed me of the bathroom?"

"Hahaha, isn't this obvious? If you have the ability, you can outrun me!" Shibukawa Yao grabbed the coat hanging on the side, stepped on cotton slippers and rushed out the door and ran away.

"Wait! Wait! It's obviously me first..."

When Osamu Dazai rushed out of the room in a haori coat, he found Toko Fujiwara staring at the two of them with disapproval.Shibukawa Yao, who used to run faster than anyone else, was standing in the corridor very obediently at this time, hinting wildly with his eyes that he should also be obedient.

Dazai decided to follow his girlfriend's advice and obediently punish him to stand together.The two of them are as pitiful as high school students talking about puppy love and being caught by the head teacher.

"You two are such big people..." Toko Fujiwara said helplessly, feeling that Natsume's child is more worry-free than these two older brothers and sisters, "Don't run around the room, it's easy to fall—little Yao, how many times have I told you?"

"I'm sorry, we won't do it in the future." The girl replied with a low eyebrow.

"I'm sorry, auntie, it's all my suggestion, it has nothing to do with Yao-chan." Dazai also quickly jumped out to take the pot over.

Since the children's attitude of admitting mistakes was quite good, Aunt Tazi continued to say in a tone of someone who had experienced it: "There are two toilets, and there is one on the first floor—you don't need to fight, let alone race."

No, Auntie, it's a love affair between them, you don't understand.