Guazai, conquer the universe with cuteness

On the day of the assessment, Huang Chen sprayed some Yunnan Baiyao on his feet and waited for more than ten minutes before he could barely stand up.

Today it is decided whether I and Guagua can continue to bring it down. Even if I am injured, I must go all out and show my true strength!

"For the sake of fairness, the scores are judged by all the teaching assistants. The sum of the scores is your final judgment level." Standing on the high platform, after Qin Zhi finished speaking, she asked Jin Mao to distribute the scorecards to the teaching assistants around her. official.

The first thing to do is the assessment of soldiers. Every soldier has to dabble in machinery, medical treatment and strategic deployment.Standing in front of the mechanical table, there was a pile of disassembled laser gun parts in front of everyone. They needed to splice it together as quickly as possible and shoot at a moving target 50 meters away.

"start!"

Following an order, they picked up the key first parts and began to assemble them step by step, while Huang Chen started from the smallest parts.The barrel, gun head, and bullets did not fall, and finally the main parts were installed.

The pets watching from the side were fascinated one by one. There was a constant "click" sound from the playing field, and their eyes were all fixed on the hands of their respective owners.

Quack, this will make me sleepy. When Huang Chen was assembling, his knuckles seemed to be performing a hypnotic finger dance. The more he watched, the more blurred his eyes became.Just as he was about to close his eyes, Guagua felt some pain on both sides of his tail, and then forced himself to open his eyes wide.

"Clap clap clap!"

He fired three shots in a row, except for the last shot which hit the edge of the target, the other two shots Huang Chen hit the red heart!

The assistant instructor next to him nodded approvingly, giving him a high score on the scorecard.

"He's a young soldier!" An instructor scratched a line on the paper and added a zero.

The instructor next to him also nodded, and filled in the same score, "Yes, if you work hard for a few years, maybe you can become a colonel."

Eighteen assessment items were all completed. After leaving the training ground, Huang Chen's ankle, which was already swollen, was now even more congested.Huang Chen didn't dare to sit down and rest until he got his report card.

"YES!" Huang Chen shouted excitedly the moment he saw his score.

This time he ranked first!Except for the low scores in the physical fitness test, almost all the others are full marks!

"Congratulations." Li Zhe patted him on the shoulder, with a bitter smile on his face.Huang Chen just wanted to take a look at his score sheet, but Li Zhe hid the score sheet behind his back, "Don't look at it, it's shameful."

But in this way, the competition for Guagua will be relatively small. As long as it is not the last in every item, it should be able to successfully stay.

"Quack!"

Standing in front of the 3D virtual monster, Guagua tightly clenched the ends of the pencils in both hands.I saw it holding its breath for a moment, and the moment it opened its eyes, its whole body leaped into the air and fell towards the virtual monster.

One move of fishing for the moon in the sea, and one move of double dragons going to sea. In just two moves, an arc was drawn in the air, followed by a "boom", smashing a big one on the ground next to it. Shallow circular pit.

These are virtual monsters, and the quacking "Peach Blossom Hand" doesn't work at all, almost every monster can easily beat it down.Even a parasitic monster that is only the size of a finger and relies on manipulating the brain dares to step on the top of Guagua and give it two brains to collapse.

The exercise of the previous few days was on the stage, and it was of no use at all.The black widow can kill monsters with spider silk, and the shiba dog can also bite the enemy to pieces, so you can only be passively beaten.

Compared to Huang Chen, who is proficient in all [-] martial arts, Guagua really doesn't have any fighting talent...

One-third of the assessment went on, and Guagua's scores were all at the bottom.While resting, Huang Chen stroked Guagua's swollen right eye, and frowned distressedly, "I know you've worked hard, it's okay, if you really fail the test, let it be."

After finishing speaking, Huang Chen subconsciously stroked the armband on his shoulder, clasped his fingers on it and wanted to tear it off, but after hesitating for a long time, he still couldn't bear to do it.

It has always been his wish to stay in the guard, but now he has to leave because of croaking?

"Cuck!"

Guagua's eyes suddenly became firm, and he reluctantly hugged Huang Chen's neck with both hands, intending to jump up and give him a hug, but unexpectedly, he used too much force, and slammed his mouth hard on Huang Chen's lips .

Before Huang Chen got angry, Guagua quickly jumped out of his arms, and ran back to the outside of the training ground to prepare for the next assessment.

The eighth test was about reaction speed. Just as the competition was about to start, Guagua was suddenly haunted by drowsiness again, and everything in front of him became blurred. He only felt his head was heavy and wanted to lie down and rest.

"Quack! Quack!" Suddenly, Quack picked up the tip of a pencil and poked it under his tail.The pain spread from the buttocks to the whole body, and the whole cat became refreshed after a croak!

Facing the sudden flying punch, Guagua jumped up lightly. "Ceng" dodged the blow, and then Guagua used a kite to turn over, and a dragon to sway its tail.

"Beautiful job!" Huang Chen couldn't help applauding Gua Gua on the side. Don't look at his red and swollen ankles. When he heard that the assistant gave Gua Gua "Frog" his first eighth in his life, Huang Chen almost jumped twice excitedly. Zhang Gaolai.

In each of the subsequent assessments, although Guagua did not perform particularly well, he was no longer at the bottom every time.When I finally got the report card and saw that Guagua's score entered the top [-], I hugged it tightly in my arms and kissed it several times on the forehead.

"Mua! You are amazing! Mua! Mua! You are worthy of being my baby!"

Guagua squinted his eyes happily, stretched out his little finger leeringly and poked in the direction of his little tiger teeth, "Guagua?"

Looking around, everyone happily hugged their pets to celebrate when they received their grades, but none of them were as cheeky as Guagua, pointing to their mouths and asking for kisses.

"Forget it, there are so many people."

Guagua pursed his lips, and was about to jump out of Huang Chen's arms when he was suddenly twisted away. With a "boo", the mouth suddenly became hot, and after careful tasting, there was still the taste of the vegetable cake eaten at noon.

Staring blankly at Huang Chen for a long time, Guagua finally realized that he was about to jump up and cheer when Huang Chen's hand pushed him down again.

"Hush!" Huang Chen made a gesture and winked at it, "I know it myself, so many people are watching."

With the tail wrapped around Huang Chen's calf, Guagua couldn't mention how beautiful it was: this was the first time the master kissed himself, and it seemed that he even stuck out his tongue!

……

Standing in front of the toilet and hugging Guagua, Huang Chen would always secretly look at the place where the water column came out.

"Quack!" Guack raised his tail and turned Huang Chen's face away.

Two days after the assessment, Guagua's body grew extremely fast, almost turning from a grapefruit to a watermelon.Not only has the tail grown a lot, but also a pair of small hands have become fleshy, which happens to be the private parts... There is no bulge visible from the beginning to the end.

"You're not a girl, are you?" Huang Chen looked Quack up and down, and hugged him away pretending to be disgusted.

Quack flicked his tail vigorously, staring and protesting, "Quack!"

In order to prove his real body, Guagua voluntarily lay down on the sink, and raised his tail in shame, revealing his private parts.

"One, two, three... Haha, why is there a four-leaf clover growing under your tail?" Huang Chen pointed at the "flower" under Quagua's tail, and couldn't help laughing, "But this doesn't prove that you are a man." ah?"

Gently poke it, it feels soft and seems to be quite suction.

"Quack..." Quack's face turned red all of a sudden, and he covered his eyes with his hands and dared not move.

Shame!This should be regarded as the first time I "croaked", and it turned out to be on the sink in the bathroom?It was still handed by Huang Chen... Fortunately, no one else saw it.

When Huang Chen touched the "four-leaf clover", Guagua only felt that the sides of his tail became hot again, as if he had grown his hands back then.

"You, are you going to grow up again?" Huang Chen saw that both sides of Guagua's tail gradually turned red, and a bulge began to grow in the middle of the red, Huang Chen quickly stood up and fanned his hands to cool down Guagua.

"Quack!"

Guagua wagged its tail uncomfortably, and the two bumps suddenly stopped growing.After more than ten seconds, it slowly moved from both sides to the middle of the tail, and then moved down a lot, until it stopped growing near the "four-leaf clover".

The two lumps fused together, and with a "boom~", they popped out from the back of Quack's head.

The length is only one centimeter long, and the thickness is about as thin as your little finger. Although the shape of this cute Q is somewhat different from that of humans, you can still roughly distinguish its "function"...

After growing up, Guagua breathed heavily to relax.Stretching out his little hand to test it, he seemed to have touched the "little thing" growing on his body, and then gently pinched it.

"Quack? Quack!"

Touch both sides of the tail again, where are the legs?What about the legs you want to grow out?How did it grow to the middle?Is it only this short?

When he got up, he saw Huang Chen's cheeks were as red as a monkey's butt, and his blank expression seemed to be more shy than himself.Guagua pretended nothing happened, jumped straight to the ground, wagged his tail and crawled towards the dormitory.

"I, my guawazi really has a little chirp..." Looking at himself in the mirror, Huang Chen couldn't help sighing.

The author has something to say:

As a blue boy paper!How could Guwazi not have a little chirp!But... it's really a bit shameful to touch the little "four-leaf clover" that croaks (cover your face)