Guazai, conquer the universe with cuteness

"How's your training going?" Standing on the watchtower, the chief looked down at the soldiers training in the school grounds, and from time to time stroked the hilt of his sword pinned to his waist.

Qin Zhi respectfully handed over the rating sheets of these days' training to the chief, always half-bent, "Please inspect the chief."

In a blink of an eye, the new batch of soldiers has been here for almost a month. Although the training time is not long, everyone has made a lot of progress.After roughly glancing at the ranking on the report card, the chief nodded approvingly.

Although Qin Zhi only led a small team of 100 people, compared with the soldiers in other training camps, it was far better than a star.No matter from theory or implementation to practice, the average quality of soldiers trained by Qin Zhi is higher than that of other training camps.

It's just... the chief frowned slightly when he saw the two rows below.

"What's going on? How could the gap between them be so big?" Pointing to the results of Guagua and Huang Chen, the chief was a little displeased.

Qin Zhi didn't want to see them from the first day they entered the training camp, but when it comes to this matter, Qin Zhi really can't be blamed.On the report card, Huang Chen's ranking was No.2, only a few tenths away from No.1; while Guagua was ranked No.1 from the bottom, a dozen points away from the bottom two...

After staying in the army for so many years, he has never seen such a big gap between the owner and the pet.On the battlefield, pets are equivalent to human beings' right-hand men. If their abilities cannot keep up, wouldn't they become a drag?

Qin Zhi was a little embarrassed to speak, and didn't know how to answer, "Well, I guess...it's probably a natural factor. That tadpole might not be suitable for army training and can't go to the battlefield."

"Then what do you mean?" The chief glanced at her, put the report card on the table beside him, and continued meaningfully, "Since the score is so low, there must be something wrong. As an instructor, you should How to do it, don't you need me to guide you?"

"I understand."

Chief, can't wait?Qin Zhi guessed like this.Since the chief thought the same as himself, it was time to find a reason to drive that big tadpole and Huang Chen out of the training camp together!

When Qin Zhi was leaving, she happened to bump into the golden eagle who was about to enter the door.Flying in front of the chief, Jin Diao put the information obtained from the investigation in front of the chief, and accidentally saw the report card sent by Qin Zhi.

"How is it? Is it the same as I guessed?" After receiving the materials sent by the golden eagle, the chief quickly flipped through a few sheets, and seeing the relevant records on the materials, a gleam of light flashed in his pupils.

"Yes, it is indeed a Buddhist creature." The golden eagle nodded, turned the information to the last page, and pointed to a picture in the middle with its sharp claws, "Talent and combat power all grow according to conditions. If the skill tree is well established I guess it's the God of War, if it's a bit crooked..."

"Go on."

The golden eagle sighed, and pointed to the last column of the report card, "If it is crooked, it will be a green rice bucket."

……

After running around the training ground for several laps, everyone was exhausted, but Guagua had been lying in a corner and slacking off to sleep, with snot bubbles coming out of his nostrils, and holding a saliva-stained Pillow.

How could Guagua persist in such high-intensity training?As long as you can be lazy every day, it is absolutely impossible to be diligent.This time, while Qin Zhi was reporting to the chief's office, he caught up on his sleep again.

I don't know why, during this time Quagua is extremely prone to sleepiness, falling asleep for more than ten hours a day, and sometimes it has to close its eyes to sleep while eating, not to mention the time when Huang Chen found it fell asleep in the toilet. several times.

"stand at attention!"

Coming out of the chief's office, Qin Zhi walked to the high platform in front of the school grounds, raised a decibel and shouted at the soldiers in the audience.

In two seconds, the soldiers who were loose just now quickly and compactly stood in four columns, and the pets also stood in line with the formation, except that Quack was still fast asleep.If the black widow hadn't popped its snot bubble, Guagua would probably be able to sleep with him for a few more hours.

"It's been a month since you came to the moon training camp, and it's time for the assessment." Qin Zhi winked at the golden retriever, and the golden retriever bit a folder and walked quickly to Qin Zhi. "This assessment , not only determines your future formation, but also affects the elimination of some people."

While speaking, Qin Zhi's eyes kept rolling on Guagua.There are a total of more than a dozen test items in this folder, all of which are selected from the [-] must-have skills, and these more than a dozen items are all the items that Guagua is least good at.

"For this assessment, we take the average value of the soldiers and their pets. If they fail to meet the requirements, they will leave the training camp and return to Earth."

Hearing this, Huang Chen's heart skipped a beat, and he frowned subconsciously.

He is still very confident in his results, but the problem lies with Guagua.Just the previous running, healing, and fighting performances are almost all from the bottom... With its performance, how can it survive, and if its score is too low, then it will also be affected.

Silently looking at Guagua who was dozing off beside him, Huang Chen sighed bitterly.It seems that I can only try my best to stay by improving my grades.

……

The assessment will start in a week, but at this time, Huang Chen had an accident.

"Slow down, slow down!"

When the roommate carried Huang Chen into the dormitory, his ankle was already swollen like a steamed bun, and he gently put him on the bed and accidentally touched the wound on his arm.

In the past two days, Huang Chen has been running laps on the training ground to exercise when he is free all day long, and occasionally goes to the shooting range to practice the precision of his eyes.Everything was fine at first, but something happened today, and I tripped hard while running.

"Quack!" Waking up in shock, Sa Yazi ran down from the bed, looked at Huang Chen's ankle in panic, and was at a loss for what to do.

"The doctor said that you can't do strenuous exercise recently, and you need to rest well." Roommate Li Zhe patted Huang Chen on the shoulder, "Don't worry, you can definitely stay, we all know your strength."

The Shiba Inu behind Li Zhe poured all the medicine on his back on the bed, and croaked twice to beckon him to take care of Huang Chen.

Glancing at his ankle, Huang Chen's heart suddenly turned cold.Now it's all right, even he has stopped cooking, it seems that he and Guagua really missed the training camp.

He took the gauze that Huang Chen had replaced and went to the bathroom to wash it. The sink was too high, and he couldn't get up after hopping around for a long time. After thinking about it, he slipped to the next cubicle and closed the door with a "click".

"boom!"

Press the button, and a strong stream of water will rush out, which is many times better than rubbing with your hands.

"It's done well." A familiar voice suddenly came from outside. Although it was outside the toilet, Guagua could still hear it clearly, "Are you sure he fell hard enough to not be able to participate in the assessment?"

"Woof!" That cry allowed Guagua to confirm the identity of the speaker.

"Based on that big tadpole's words, it might be difficult for them not to be at the bottom this time! Haha." The woman smiled triumphantly, "Let's go and see how he fell."

Then, the sound got farther and farther away, and disappeared into the corridor.

Holding the washed gauze, Guagua felt very uncomfortable, but at this time it started to feel sleepy again.Raising his hand, Guagua slapped his face several times in a row, only to wake up a lot.

I can't sleep anymore, this time I can't let others look down on me!

Carrying the gauze, Guagua rushed out of the bathroom and ran back to the dormitory.

……

"Hey, go to sleep." Huang Chen said gently to Guagua that the assessment was due in two days.

Knowing that he was useless in this assessment, Huang Chen didn't say anything too harsh.And for the past two days, Guagua was taking care of himself, applying medicine and eating, and Huang Chen was very pleased with his sensible appearance.

Put two pieces of four-leaf clover that grew out on Huang Chen's ankles, and Quack put some potion on it, wrapped the gauze layer by layer, and tied a "spider" knot that the black widow taught him. Climb out of bed with confidence.

"Quack." Clapping his hands, Guack returned to the bed, picked up his small bag on his back, and left the room.

For the past two days, Guagua had to go out almost every day.Sometimes, when Huang Chen woke up, he saw that Guagua had come back and was sitting on the bed sharpening a pencil. Sometimes, after sitting in the room for a whole day, there was no sign of Guagua, and only in the middle of the night did he hear the rustling of Guagua's bed.

Even Huang Chen felt that he was like an old father lying in bed all day long, waiting for his son to come home.

This time, not long after Guagua left the house, Huang Chen secretly followed him on crutches.From the corridor to the training field, and then to the school field, Guagua never stopped.

When he got to a corner where no one was around, Guagua put down the small bag on his shoulder, lay down on the ground and snored...

At first, Huang Chen thought that Guagua would work hard, but he was thinking too much.Sighing helplessly, Huang Chen turned around and limped away.

"Cuck!"

After sleeping soundly, Guagua suddenly felt a little hot on the back of his head. He sat up and rested for a while, and then slapped his face a few times before the hot feeling gradually disappeared.

After regaining his energy, Guagua started to run around the school field. He was a little sleepy at first, but since the back of his head stopped burning, he became more energetic.

After running several laps in a row, Guagua took out the small book in his bag and carefully studied the knowledge recorded on it.

"That tadpole was still reading in the middle of the night." Standing on the window sill of the bedroom, the chief locked on Quack who was squatting behind the machine with a single glance.

Flying over and taking a look, the golden eagle turned around in distaste, "Hey, it's clearly just slacking off to sleep, do you see how big its snot bubbles are?"

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small theater:

Huang Chen (putting the clean gauze on his face and taking a deep breath): How did you wash it?Why does it still have a familiar smell?

Quack (pointing shyly in the direction of the toilet): Quack!

Follow Guagua to the toilet, Guagua puts the gauze into the toilet and presses the button.

Huang Chen (almost throwing up): Damn it!Yes, it smells like toilet cleaner!