Guazai, conquer the universe with cuteness

"Stand at attention! Now give you half an hour to prepare, and conduct military exercises immediately!"

Not equipped with professional loudspeakers like those in the Lunar training camp, Wu Qinyao shouted at the top of his voice like the other instructors in the Mars training camp, but his voice was obviously louder than others.

The Mars training camp is notoriously strict. If the soldiers are all bandits, then it would be more appropriate to call other instructors and officers "bandit leaders".

With the approval of Major Wilson, Wu Qinyao can train the soldiers from the moon alone.Taking advantage of the rest time, Guagua held the water glass and looked at the Martian soldiers who were still training. The huge rope net was full of soldiers in red vests.

This is their usual physical training: use the rest time to hang upside down on the rope net, exercise physical strength and at the same time move the muscles that are stiff from standing for too long.

Fascinated, I saw a person slipped his hand and fell off the rope net when he was adjusting his movements.

"Pfft!" Quack couldn't hold back, and spat out a mouthful of water in fright.

I saw the soldier next to him drop a leg quickly. The soldier who fell reacted quickly, grabbed his calf, found his balance in about five seconds, and climbed to the four-meter-high rope net along his companion's leg. , the whole process is as flexible as a spider.

Guagua was stunned, and couldn't help applauding them in his heart.No wonder the Martian soldiers are so "arrogant". With their physical strength, it is really no problem to fight one against ten.

"Are you full? Go and bring them some water." Wu Qinyao greeted the pets sitting next to him, and at the same time, he and a soldier brought a bucket full of ice cubes over. The "long stick".

He took out a metal bottle from his pocket, opened the lid, poured a pill into the palm of his hand and threw it into the water.There was only a "chi" sound, and the originally transparent water instantly turned into a pale pink liquid.

This is the sports drink that Wu Qinyao brought from the moon. It is said that it was specially developed by Sun Xiao. When the physical energy is exhausted, drinking a cup can quickly restore energy.

Arranging the iron vats in order, Wu Qinyao used a huge spoon to evenly distribute the drink into each iron vat.

There are two tongs stretched out from the pavilion, which can hold more than 20 iron vats, and then build two layers, which looks like a pyramid; the net woven by the filament spit out by the black widow can also hold more than a dozen bowls; Bite a piece of cloth together with the Shiba Inu, and put the rest of the bowls on it; and Quack... without looking at it, he secretly tasted the drink in the bowl.

"Boom~"

Huang Chen raised his hand and flicked his brains on his head, and then refilled the iron vat, "This is not for you to drink, go and deliver it to them, you must be polite when you are new here."

"Oh..." Quack dragged on, full of reluctance, but obediently followed them and walked towards the rope net.

Before approaching, Guagua smelled a male-specific hormonal smell, mixed with the smell of sweat in the air, which was a bit choking.

"Let's put it down, thank you!" The squad leader, who was hanging upside down on the rope net, waved to them and forced a smile.

Although Mars is farther from the sun than the moon, the exposed area is several times that of the moon. The sun shines on the school grounds, and the hot temperature is comparable to summer.Putting down the iron cylinder in his hand, Xie moved to the bottom of the rope net and blew out a series of bubbles.

"Yo, it's the smell of the sea."

"Yeah, it's still chilly!"

……

The bursts of coolness emitted when the bubbles burst can be regarded as comfort for them after a morning of hard work, and the bubbles blown by Xie also have the function of healing, and many soldiers who have stretched their muscles due to training feel pain Reduced a lot.

I was thinking about what happened to Jupiter before, so the other pets turned and left after putting down the iron crock. Only Quack stood beside Xie, looking back and forth at the soldier hanging upside down like an "orangutan".

The master hopes to coexist peacefully with the Martian soldiers. Does it mean that a little help will promote the relationship between the soldiers?Guagua thought in his heart.

The clothes of the soldiers were piled up next to the rope net, and dozens of clothes were piled up like a hill.They cleaned their uniforms regularly every Wednesday, and they hadn't bothered to wash their clothes until then, so they had a bad smell.Taking a closer look, many of the clothes had holes.

One of them was taken out, the cuff had already been torn, and only half of the logo on the chest was left.Guagua looked around for something that could be used for mending, and saw the few ropes hanging down from the rope net at a glance.

The material used for the rope is the same as the fiber used to make clothes. It is a high-strength, high-tenacity man-made fiber. If you twist the rope a little, you can get the silk thread for sewing.Thinking back to when he was on Earth, Huang Chen sewed the worn out clothes by himself, so it shouldn't be a difficult task.

"Mom! Why are you talking nonsense! Quack!"

Guagua pulled a piece of rope that had already been twisted hard, only heard a "crack~", and when he looked up, he saw that the knot formed by the two ropes was instantly untied.Like dominoes, all the knots on the rope net were untied one after another.

Several of the soldiers hanging upside down on the rope net didn’t react, and fell heavily on the ground. Seeing the rope buckle unceasingly spread out, the other soldiers quickly raised their backs and grabbed the rope closest to them, so as to avoid falling. superior.

"What happened!"

Hearing the screams of the fallen Martian soldiers, the Martian instructor who came out of the toilet quickly ran under the rope net, and saw a few soldiers writhing back and forth on the ground, while others were hugging trees tightly like monkeys. Hanging tightly on a rope from an iron frame.

Holding up the rope, Quack was trembling with fear, "I, I, I, I just want to help them sew some clothes, Quack."

……

"Is there a kneading session?"

"No, quack."

"Is there a food selection meeting?"

"Neither, quack."

The chef looked at Guagua with disgust, put his hands on his hips and said, "Then what will you do?"

Gugua looked at a freshly fried dish on the table, and took out a green pepper from it and put it in his mouth, "Know how to eat, quack."

Because of getting into trouble, Guagua was sent to the kitchen to do chores.The head chef is also very difficult!How about sending a frog who can't do anything?Do you want to make a fried bullfrog for everyone?

"Just keep an eye on the fire, and just wait for the dough to puff up." Putting Quack next to the oil pan, the chef put a large colander in its hand and ordered.

I'm making sesame balls tonight, because they are fried in advance, so just go through the oil again.Thinking it was a simple job, so the chef didn't think too much and started to cook other dishes.

"Chi Chi!" The sesame balls were fried until golden and crispy, and when they were taken out, the layer of sesame seeds on top exuded a strong aroma.

While the chef wasn't paying attention, Guagua took a small bite, "Uh..."

The taste of this bean paste is not good at all!I don't know if it has been left for too long, and there is still a sour smell.Throwing the hemp ball aside in disgust, Guagua looked around for some food that could be used.

Just now the chef seemed to be flipping through a cookbook, which recorded the preparation methods of many dishes.Miraculously, Guagua clearly only took one look at it, and the picture was deeply imprinted in his mind. After careful recollection, Guagua easily found a way to make fish-flavored juice.

“1料酒2生抽3白糖4醋5水，呱……”呱呱嘴里小声地嘀咕着，一边说一边往自己嘴里倒入这些调味料。

Ready to go, all that's left to do is stir it!Guagua shook his body quickly, pushed his belly for a while, shook his buttocks for a while, performed two backflips, and finally performed a group of jumping.

Poke a small hole in the hemp ball and point it at your "four-leaf clover" and hold your breath. The most critical step is to add ingredients!

"puff!"

After a day of training, the soldiers were so tired that their chests were pressed against their backs. When they ate, they all wolfed down their bowls. Only Huang Chen and the moon soldiers ate a steamed bun in half a day.

"It's unpalatable, it's really unpalatable." Even the most patient Li Zhe couldn't bear it.

Mars is no better than the moon. The chefs here rely on a cookbook to cook, but their craftsmanship is not very good. When cooking, they occasionally let themselves go and made the dark dishes eaten by the soldiers.

As long as Guagua is not picky about food, no matter how unpalatable it is, as long as you sprinkle some of your own saliva on it, it can become a delicacy, and you will be able to eat a whole plate of food in a short while.

"Do you smell a fish scent? It seems to be fish-flavored shredded pork." Qiao Sheng pushed the arm of the person next to him, shrugged his nose and said.

"Are you hungry and crazy?" The person next to him glanced at him.

I tasted some of the dishes that were barely moving on the plate one by one. Sure enough, the bean paste in the mochi ball smelled like fish!

"Eat it quickly! This mochi ball is really delicious!" Qi Cheng quickly waved his hand.

Sure enough, the taste of this sesame ball is completely different from other dishes. Although it is stuffed with red bean paste, it smells like fish.

"Eat some mochi balls, this one is more delicious." Huang Chen tore the mochi balls on the plate in half and handed them to Guagua, "I've been busy in the kitchen all day, thank you so much."

Because Guagua was helping in the kitchen, Huang Chen didn't see it for almost the whole day.I was afraid that it would be beaten and scolded for doing something wrong, but fortunately it was fine and was praised by the head chef.

After receiving the hemp ball, Guagua looked at Huang Chen with tears in his eyes, "Thank you master! Guagua!"

The moment it opened its mouth, Huang Chen seemed to smell something, and got closer... Huang Chen stared at it in horror.

The moment his eyes collided with Huang Chen's, Guagua knew he had taken the pill.

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Quack, quack, this is not a prank, do you believe it?