Guazai, conquer the universe with cuteness

People have three urgencies, and croaks also have three urgencies.

About the fart thing, it is really unbearable.Because I couldn't hold it in for a while, the sound that burst out was definitely shocking.

A loud fart was placed on Huang Chen's shoulder, and everyone's eyes suddenly became a little embarrassed, and the smiles that had been stiff for a moment suddenly turned into hilarious laughter. Everyone looked in Huang Chen's direction, and even burst into laughter and uttered a series of "" Hahaha" sarcasm.

Guagua scratched his head, and subconsciously hid behind Huang Chen's back to prevent those people from seeing him.

"It's all right." Huang Chen said to himself, lowered his head and pretended not to hear the whispers of the people around him, and quickened his walking pace.

Suddenly, Guagua poked Huang Chen's spine again, trembling slightly but shut his mouth tightly and dared not speak.Huang Chen only took one look at it and knew what it was going to do.

"Keep your voice down, it's not embarrassing enough." Huang Chen said in a low voice.

Guagua nodded vigorously, and with Huang Chen's permission, he dared to stick up quietly and "exhale" furtively.This time I can't bear it anymore, as long as I release it a little bit, there should be no noise, right?

"Oh!"

After a muffled sound, Huang Chen only felt a shock in his back as if someone had pushed him violently, and he almost fell to the ground with his unsteady center of gravity.

Huang Chen guessed wrong again, it turned out that sometimes it's better to hold back the "fart", otherwise the muffled noise would be too loud!

Before Huang Chen could get ready, he heard a series of "bang bang bang" sounds from behind. It was as if his upper body was equipped with a jet | injector, and he could move forward without taking a step.

Huang Chen, who was originally standing inconspicuously in the crowd, was sent to the front row by the croaking "fart" like a jumping zombie, and almost bumped into Wu Qinyao.

"It's really comfortable, croak..." Slowly climbed onto Huang Chen's shoulders, croaked with enjoyment, put his head on the backs of his hands, the corners of guagua's mouth slightly curled into a smile, and shook his buttocks twice, as if It was saying goodbye to the series of serial farts I just let out.

Everyone has embarrassing things, everyone just smiles at the skin of Gua Gua, I think it will be forgotten soon, right?

At this time, someone walked up to Huang Chen tremblingly, and saw that the person was carrying a box in his hand and two large bags on his shoulders. It seemed that they were the handymen of the Martian training camp.

His popcorn-like hair seemed to have been specially washed, cut and blow-dried, and the half-length hair stood upside down one after another. It's just that he didn't know what fragrance he was using, but it smelled a bit unique.

Glancing at Huang Chen, the handyman stared miserably at the croak on his shoulder again, "Can you take care of your frog? You haven't finished farting? Look at me?!"

Guagua hid back aggrievedly, without saying a word, it was Huang Chen who bowed to the handyman several times in shame, and paid some money before finishing the calculation. "I'm really sorry, you go back and take a good rest for a few days, if you have any sequelae, you can come to me again."

Glancing at Guagua behind him, Huang Chen shook his head dejectedly, not knowing what to say to him.Now that it's over, I'm afraid that handyman will be left in the shadow of his heart by Guagua for a long time.

……

Huang Chen and the others were arranged in a ten-person dormitory next to the school grounds. When they opened the door, they coughed several times due to the dust in the room, and spider webs were already formed on the scattered bed boards.

"Wow! How long has it been since no one cleaned it!" A soldier complained, and casually rubbed the table in the room, a thick layer of dust covered a layer of sticky things.

It's no wonder that the soldiers on Mars are lazy, even the space station refuses to clean up. It's reasonable that the dormitories that have been vacant for a long time are so messy.

Putting the backpack on his body at the door, Huang Chen plaited up his sleeves and walked into the room on his own initiative.Looking at the furnishings in the room, most of them are not damaged, just a layer of dust, just tidy up and you can live.

"Let's clean up together, it's just exercise." Huang Chen picked up an old broom from the corner of the room, shook it lightly, and the ash that fell could fill a dustpan.

Although he was reluctant, he still had to help. After all, if he wanted to continue living here, no matter how broken it was, he could only endure it.

Seven or eight people fetched several basins of clean water, and found a few rags, soaked them in the water, and just wiped them on the table, a thick layer of dust instantly turned into "gray cement" and stuck to the surface. on a rag.Soak it into the water basin again, and the water in this basin also turned black.

The other pets were not idle either, except Xie who lived in a single room with Wu Qinyao was not here, the others stretched out their little claws or hands to help: the black widow can clean the spider silk on the roof with the spider silk she vomits Well, the static electricity emitted by huskies can dissolve the greasy under the dust, croaking can... the taste of this blueberry sauce is really good.

Sitting at the door, Guagua held a jar of blueberry jam and ate happily.It can't do anything, but it's good at eating. Put the jar on its lap, scoop up a little bit with your fingers and put it in your mouth. It's fragrant and sweet, so delicious that you can't help but shake a pair of small jiojio.

This blueberry sauce was brought by Huang Chen from the moon. There is only this one can. I farted so much just now and consumed a lot of stamina. Using this can of blueberry sauce is just right for me!

After eating the blueberry jam to the bottom, Guagua used his saliva to turn the jar into edible maltose, and stuffed it into his mouth in two or three bites... um~YAMI~

Patting his swollen belly, Guagua swept his lips around with his tongue.Why?Wait, it seems that my stomach feels a little uncomfortable again.

"Lord, master! Me, me, my stomach hurts so much! Quack!" Sitting on his back on the ground, Quack called Huang Chen's name tremblingly.

Huang Chen walked quickly to the door of the room. Although he didn't see anything, he smelled a strong blueberry smell as soon as he took off the mask.Take another look at its round belly, and you will know what bad things it has done. "You don't want to poop, do you? Then you go to the toilet."

As soon as Guagua stood up, Huang Chen added, "Stay away from the toilet, I'm afraid your fart will collapse the toilet."

Glancing at Huang Chen, Guagua looked resentful: Didn't he just fart a few times, why remember so clearly?

Before taking two steps, Guagua felt "a powerful energy gathered from his dantian".No, no, this "energy" seems to be transferred from the dantian to the "four-leaf clover", and it's not right, it seems...

"Oh!"

One couldn't hold back, and a fart jumped out from the croaking four-leaf clover.

Huang Chen could see clearly!That fart was like a transparent cannonball, with a slightly light blue color, and rushed towards him, hitting Huang Chen's chest.

At that moment, Huang Chen understood the pain of that handyman... It hurts!It really hurt, although it was just a puff of gas with a faint blueberry fragrance inside, but the energy was so huge that Huang Chen could not help but take two steps back.

Before Huang Chen could stand still, he saw Gua Gua raise his body slightly again.Fortunately, Huang Chen had quick eyesight and quick hands, and quickly hid aside, only to hear two "bang bang!", the two "□□" went straight to the roof of the dormitory, knocking down two hard lumps of dust on the dark roof, The original silvery white color was also exposed in the two places that were hit.

When the dust fell, dust from other places also scattered all over the soldiers who were cleaning.Turning his head to look at Guagua, Guagua quickly covered his four-leaf clover.

"Yes, I'm sorry, Gua." Straightened up with difficulty, Guagua didn't even dare to bow and apologize, for fear that if he bent down, he would burst out again. "I, I'm going to the bathroom right away."

"Wait!" Huang Chen hurriedly stopped Guagua, looked up at the two silver pieces on the roof, and suddenly had an idea in his mind...

Half an hour later, Wu Qinyao took Xie to inspect their dormitory.

"Hey, you guys cleaned up pretty quickly." Rubbing the table with your fingers, not only was there not a speck of dust, but there was even a scent of blueberries in the air. "The major said that this dormitory has been empty for decades. I thought You need to clean it up."

Ten soldiers stood in a row, each wearing a mask.

"The room is indeed dirty, but thanks to Guagua's help, we have cleaned it up now." Li Zhe took the initiative to pick up the conversation, and at the same time pointed to Huang Chen's bed. Because he was wearing a mask on his face, there were several Wu Qinyao couldn't even understand the words.

I saw Guagua lying on the bed weakly and panting heavily. When he got closer, the blueberry smell became stronger.

"Where did you get the air freshener? It's quite fragrant." Wu Qinyao took a deep breath, enjoying the scent of blueberries in the room, as if tasting the smell of blueberry jam with his nose.

Everyone, look at me and I look at you. No one dares to tell the truth of the matter.

"Give me some too? My room smells of rust, which just cleans the air." Wu Qinyao turned around and asked.

Hearing that Wu Qinyao wanted his "blueberry fart", Guagua, who was exhausted, sat up quickly, "What? You want it, come on, stretch out your hand, I'll give it to you, Guagua."

Facing Wu Qinyao's outstretched hand, Guagua turned around and held his breath. After some operations just now, it has mastered the technique.He closed his eyes and brewed for a while, only to hear two "bang bang", and Wu Qinyao felt a cloud of light blue gas in his palm.

"Instructor Wu, use it! If you don't have enough, come to me for more. I can release a few more, croak."

Looking at his own hand that was so painful from the collapse, Wu Qinyao opened his mouth wide in surprise, the corners of his eyes twitched slightly, and he didn't speak for a long time.

The author has something to say:

Ha ha!Isn't Guagua's third talent scary!blueberry flavored