Guazai, conquer the universe with cuteness
Chapter 4 Enlistment
"What's the matter with you? What's wrong with you?"
Lying in Huang Chen's arms, the temperature of Guagua's body was getting higher and higher.Huang Chen quickly put it on the clover pile, and hastily fetched a glass of ice water for it.
"laugh……"
When the water was sprinkled on Guagua, Guagua felt relieved, leaning comfortably on the straw mat and wagging his tail.I saw two protrusions slowly growing under its round head, and the front protrusion gradually grew five branches, and there were joints similar to hand bones.
It's hands, Guagua grew a pair of hands!
"Quack." Quack moved the joints of his fingers, his small palm was as immature as a baby, and there were translucent webs between his fingers.
Quack, it has evolved!
……
"As long as you accumulate enough lucky points, you can evolve." The businessman licked his fingers and turned the page of the guide again, "It stands to reason that it can master a talent every time it evolves. Why don't you try and explore it? What is your talent now?"
I took the croak to the store, but I didn't know that the businessman had never raised frogs, and his understanding of it was limited to the "breeding guide".
While they were chatting, Gua Gua ran around the room and ran a lot faster with the extra pair of hands.One second, Huang Chen was watching it scratching the globe, and the next second, he had already climbed onto the merchant's bookshelf and started flipping through books.
"Why do I feel that it has no other talent besides being active?" Seeing that Guagua was about to tear up the book, Huang Chen gave a sharp look, Gugua immediately stopped, put down the book and ran to Huang Chen's side reluctantly .
A brainbang was flicked on its head, Quack was still uneasy, and when he wasn't paying attention, he quietly reached out to touch the pen that the businessman put on the table.
The businessman drew the pen back, and shook his finger at the croaking, "You can put more things in and let it choose, just like a child drawing lots, maybe you will know its talent."
Huang Chen had a flash of inspiration and thought of a good way!
"Look, this is a laser sword, which is very lethal."
"This one is a nuclear bomb gun, used for long-distance combat."
"This... emmmm, the drawing is not very standard, but it is still a weapon anyway."
……
Sitting on the ground, Huang Chen showed the various weapons he had drawn. The patterns on the pieces of paper were all drawn by him with pencils.Anyway, he also graduated from an art school before, and the things he drew were seven or eight points similar.
Since Quack was not a fighter by nature, Huang Chen wanted to stimulate its talent in this aspect, so all the things he drew were weapons used in war.
Holding the four-leaf clover in his hand, Guagua stared at the photos thoughtfully, his little tongue protruding out unconsciously drooled.
"Come on, pick your favorite."
"Crack."
Raising his head to look at Huang Chen, and then at the pattern on the painting, Guagua squinted his eyes and climbed onto Huang Chen's body in three or two steps, wrapping his hands tightly around his neck.
"Quack~quack!"
"Don't make trouble." Huang Chen hugged Guagua down, and put the picture in front of it again, "Choose well, we're leaving the day after tomorrow, we can't make it to the training camp, you don't know anything, right?"
Looking at the pattern on the paper, Guagua was really not interested.Just as he was worrying, Guagua's eyes suddenly lit up, and he bounced towards Huang Chen's left hand direction.
The weapon on the far left is a laser sword. Could it be that Guagua's talent is good at this kind of weapon?Huang Chen thought so.
When he got to the side of the picture, Guagua didn't stop, but rushed directly behind Huang Chen, and hugged the half of the pencil he used for drawing just now.
"Quack." Holding the tip of the pencil in his hand, Gugua fondled it fondly.
lead, pencil?
Seeing Guagua's choice, Huang Chen gulped down a mouthful of old blood, and swallowed it back after a while.Fortunately, he has a strong ability to bear, otherwise he would really be so angry that he would bleed from the quack's choice.
"You, you are amazing." Huang Chen smiled wryly while stroking Guagua's head.
On the day of enlisting in the army, the long queues lined up were all tough guys over 180 tall, accompanied by either huskies or French fighters, and some even raised pythons and spiders.
Standing beside the owner, they are all well-trained, waiting for the medical examination motionless.
Compared with those men, Huang Chen's physical fitness is naturally not inferior, but the pet he brought... last night he played with a pencil until midnight, and he was lying on the suitcase next to Huang Chen to rest, with a runny nose I don't know how many bubbles burst.
"Brother, the things in your box fell out." While waiting, the people behind patted Huang Chen on the shoulder and pointed to the spilled soil.
This time to the training camp, everyone can carry 25kg of personal items.Except for the clothes, Huang Chen packed all the clover into the box, not only because Guagua liked it, but also because it contained all his luck.
"Excuse me."
When Huang Chen lowered his head to tidy up, the people behind him immediately recognized him, "Are you the one on TV a few days ago? The one cleaning up a square?"
When he mentioned this, the eyes of the people around were attracted.After looking up and down, many people looked at each other, smiled and talked quietly together.
"This is the pet you brought, isn't it a big tadpole? Haha!" Seeing Gugua, who was half asleep, the people behind laughed from ear to ear.
Guagua was awakened by the laughter, turned over sleepily, rubbed his eyes, and stared at the people around him in bewilderment.
"Crack."
"This big tadpole is quite cute. Did you send it to the battlefield to defeat the enemy by virtue of its appearance?" The person in front whistled.
"Hey, don't say that." Others bumped his shoulder, covered their mouths and laughed, "Aside from being cute, it can also pick up bottles!"
Guagua couldn't understand what they were talking about, and was happy to see them talking and laughing, clapping their hands for a while, flicking their tails for a while, attracting other pets.
What a shame, what a shame!Facing the ridicule of others, Huang Chen clenched his palms numbly, his face was livid but he dared not speak.After all, it was the first day of enlisting in the army, and he didn't want to cause trouble just because he was too quick.
"What are you doing!"
There was an angry shout in front, followed by a crisp whip.
Huang Chen couldn't be more familiar with this voice, it was Qin Zhi's voice.
As the squad leader, Qin Zhi and several other military officers served as the prosecutor for this enlistment.He was going through the inspection just now, and suddenly he heard laughter behind him, so he took the golden retriever out to see what happened.
"Why is it you?" Seeing Huang Chen, Qin Zhi opened her mouth in surprise, and almost dropped the whip in her hand in fright, "How can you enlist in the army? Just because of this big tadpole?"
Qin Zhi has always despised Huang Chen, although she has been a neighbor for more than 20 years, Qin Zhi never paid attention to Huang Chen since she was a child.On weekdays, although she said "I hope you can join the army", in her heart, she was 1 unwilling to go to the battlefield with him.
Huang Chen straightened his body and snorted, "Why? With luck and strength."
Seeing the red invitation letter in Huang Chen's hand, Qin Zhi could only accept this fact no matter how much she hated him.
On the day of enlistment, all soldiers will undergo a second physical examination to ensure that their physical fitness is consistent with that on the registration form.During this process, Qin Zhi followed from beginning to end, always trying to find Huang Chen's fault and send him back.
However, Huang Chen's physical fitness is excellent, and he is among the best in almost all the examinations, and even ranked first in several items.
"Chief Qin, we will meet frequently in the future. Please take care of me?" Taking the luggage, Huang Chen politely extended his right hand to Qin Zhi.
Qin Zhi ignored him, and even deliberately bumped his shoulder when passing by him.
Following Qin Zhi's side, the golden retriever has been watching her every move, and it can see all her emotions clearly.
"Woof!" Jin Mao bit off the rope in Qin Qin's hand, turned around and ran towards Huang Chen.
The golden retriever was as strong as a bull, when it rushed over, Huang Chen was knocked down by it before he could react, and the quack in his arms was thrown out in an arc in the air, and fell heavily to the ground .
This time, the golden retriever was not joking with Huang Chen, every time he slammed his mouth towards Huang Chen's most vulnerable part, he almost bit the tendon on his wrist several times.
Although he couldn't beat it, Huang Chen could at least resist it for a while, ensuring that the key places would not be attacked by the golden retriever, even if it scratched with its claws casually, it would not fight back.
"Jin Jin!" Qin Zhi looked at the side for a long time, and then stopped Jin Mao.
Getting up from Huang Chen's body, the golden retriever turned and left in satisfaction. After being attacked by it, almost all of Huang Chen's clothes were shredded, and there were many bloodstains on his body.Fortunately, they were all skin traumas and did not hurt the vitals.
"I'm really sorry, I didn't hold the rope just now." Qin Zhi said angrily, seeing Huang Chen covered in bruises, she smiled with satisfaction, "I'm sorry, I still have to leave beforehand."
Looking at the backs of Jin Mao and Qin Zhi, Huang Chen could only suppress all his anger in his stomach.Just as she was about to stand up, she suddenly noticed two pencil ends flying towards Qin Zhi and Jin Mao.
"Whoosh! Whoosh!" After two sounds, one hit Qin Zhi on the back of the head, and the other hit Jin Mao's buttocks.
Turning around to look, it was Quack who threw the pencil end!
At this time, it was standing on the ground not far away, looking angrily at Qin Zhi and Jin Mao, and he was still holding two pencil ends in his hands.
"Quack!"
Before Huang Chen could stop him, Guagua threw out two more pencil stubs.
This time, both of them flew in the direction of the golden retriever.I saw the golden retriever convulsed for a while, and one of them just inserted into the little chrysanthemum under its tail.
Seeing the furious expression on the golden retriever's face when he turned around, Huang Chen knew that Guagua was doomed this time.
The author has something to say:
The one with the tip of a pencil is the bravest!But its talent is not throwing pencil stubs~ It's three words~
The next chapter is revealed!
Lying in Huang Chen's arms, the temperature of Guagua's body was getting higher and higher.Huang Chen quickly put it on the clover pile, and hastily fetched a glass of ice water for it.
"laugh……"
When the water was sprinkled on Guagua, Guagua felt relieved, leaning comfortably on the straw mat and wagging his tail.I saw two protrusions slowly growing under its round head, and the front protrusion gradually grew five branches, and there were joints similar to hand bones.
It's hands, Guagua grew a pair of hands!
"Quack." Quack moved the joints of his fingers, his small palm was as immature as a baby, and there were translucent webs between his fingers.
Quack, it has evolved!
……
"As long as you accumulate enough lucky points, you can evolve." The businessman licked his fingers and turned the page of the guide again, "It stands to reason that it can master a talent every time it evolves. Why don't you try and explore it? What is your talent now?"
I took the croak to the store, but I didn't know that the businessman had never raised frogs, and his understanding of it was limited to the "breeding guide".
While they were chatting, Gua Gua ran around the room and ran a lot faster with the extra pair of hands.One second, Huang Chen was watching it scratching the globe, and the next second, he had already climbed onto the merchant's bookshelf and started flipping through books.
"Why do I feel that it has no other talent besides being active?" Seeing that Guagua was about to tear up the book, Huang Chen gave a sharp look, Gugua immediately stopped, put down the book and ran to Huang Chen's side reluctantly .
A brainbang was flicked on its head, Quack was still uneasy, and when he wasn't paying attention, he quietly reached out to touch the pen that the businessman put on the table.
The businessman drew the pen back, and shook his finger at the croaking, "You can put more things in and let it choose, just like a child drawing lots, maybe you will know its talent."
Huang Chen had a flash of inspiration and thought of a good way!
"Look, this is a laser sword, which is very lethal."
"This one is a nuclear bomb gun, used for long-distance combat."
"This... emmmm, the drawing is not very standard, but it is still a weapon anyway."
……
Sitting on the ground, Huang Chen showed the various weapons he had drawn. The patterns on the pieces of paper were all drawn by him with pencils.Anyway, he also graduated from an art school before, and the things he drew were seven or eight points similar.
Since Quack was not a fighter by nature, Huang Chen wanted to stimulate its talent in this aspect, so all the things he drew were weapons used in war.
Holding the four-leaf clover in his hand, Guagua stared at the photos thoughtfully, his little tongue protruding out unconsciously drooled.
"Come on, pick your favorite."
"Crack."
Raising his head to look at Huang Chen, and then at the pattern on the painting, Guagua squinted his eyes and climbed onto Huang Chen's body in three or two steps, wrapping his hands tightly around his neck.
"Quack~quack!"
"Don't make trouble." Huang Chen hugged Guagua down, and put the picture in front of it again, "Choose well, we're leaving the day after tomorrow, we can't make it to the training camp, you don't know anything, right?"
Looking at the pattern on the paper, Guagua was really not interested.Just as he was worrying, Guagua's eyes suddenly lit up, and he bounced towards Huang Chen's left hand direction.
The weapon on the far left is a laser sword. Could it be that Guagua's talent is good at this kind of weapon?Huang Chen thought so.
When he got to the side of the picture, Guagua didn't stop, but rushed directly behind Huang Chen, and hugged the half of the pencil he used for drawing just now.
"Quack." Holding the tip of the pencil in his hand, Gugua fondled it fondly.
lead, pencil?
Seeing Guagua's choice, Huang Chen gulped down a mouthful of old blood, and swallowed it back after a while.Fortunately, he has a strong ability to bear, otherwise he would really be so angry that he would bleed from the quack's choice.
"You, you are amazing." Huang Chen smiled wryly while stroking Guagua's head.
On the day of enlisting in the army, the long queues lined up were all tough guys over 180 tall, accompanied by either huskies or French fighters, and some even raised pythons and spiders.
Standing beside the owner, they are all well-trained, waiting for the medical examination motionless.
Compared with those men, Huang Chen's physical fitness is naturally not inferior, but the pet he brought... last night he played with a pencil until midnight, and he was lying on the suitcase next to Huang Chen to rest, with a runny nose I don't know how many bubbles burst.
"Brother, the things in your box fell out." While waiting, the people behind patted Huang Chen on the shoulder and pointed to the spilled soil.
This time to the training camp, everyone can carry 25kg of personal items.Except for the clothes, Huang Chen packed all the clover into the box, not only because Guagua liked it, but also because it contained all his luck.
"Excuse me."
When Huang Chen lowered his head to tidy up, the people behind him immediately recognized him, "Are you the one on TV a few days ago? The one cleaning up a square?"
When he mentioned this, the eyes of the people around were attracted.After looking up and down, many people looked at each other, smiled and talked quietly together.
"This is the pet you brought, isn't it a big tadpole? Haha!" Seeing Gugua, who was half asleep, the people behind laughed from ear to ear.
Guagua was awakened by the laughter, turned over sleepily, rubbed his eyes, and stared at the people around him in bewilderment.
"Crack."
"This big tadpole is quite cute. Did you send it to the battlefield to defeat the enemy by virtue of its appearance?" The person in front whistled.
"Hey, don't say that." Others bumped his shoulder, covered their mouths and laughed, "Aside from being cute, it can also pick up bottles!"
Guagua couldn't understand what they were talking about, and was happy to see them talking and laughing, clapping their hands for a while, flicking their tails for a while, attracting other pets.
What a shame, what a shame!Facing the ridicule of others, Huang Chen clenched his palms numbly, his face was livid but he dared not speak.After all, it was the first day of enlisting in the army, and he didn't want to cause trouble just because he was too quick.
"What are you doing!"
There was an angry shout in front, followed by a crisp whip.
Huang Chen couldn't be more familiar with this voice, it was Qin Zhi's voice.
As the squad leader, Qin Zhi and several other military officers served as the prosecutor for this enlistment.He was going through the inspection just now, and suddenly he heard laughter behind him, so he took the golden retriever out to see what happened.
"Why is it you?" Seeing Huang Chen, Qin Zhi opened her mouth in surprise, and almost dropped the whip in her hand in fright, "How can you enlist in the army? Just because of this big tadpole?"
Qin Zhi has always despised Huang Chen, although she has been a neighbor for more than 20 years, Qin Zhi never paid attention to Huang Chen since she was a child.On weekdays, although she said "I hope you can join the army", in her heart, she was 1 unwilling to go to the battlefield with him.
Huang Chen straightened his body and snorted, "Why? With luck and strength."
Seeing the red invitation letter in Huang Chen's hand, Qin Zhi could only accept this fact no matter how much she hated him.
On the day of enlistment, all soldiers will undergo a second physical examination to ensure that their physical fitness is consistent with that on the registration form.During this process, Qin Zhi followed from beginning to end, always trying to find Huang Chen's fault and send him back.
However, Huang Chen's physical fitness is excellent, and he is among the best in almost all the examinations, and even ranked first in several items.
"Chief Qin, we will meet frequently in the future. Please take care of me?" Taking the luggage, Huang Chen politely extended his right hand to Qin Zhi.
Qin Zhi ignored him, and even deliberately bumped his shoulder when passing by him.
Following Qin Zhi's side, the golden retriever has been watching her every move, and it can see all her emotions clearly.
"Woof!" Jin Mao bit off the rope in Qin Qin's hand, turned around and ran towards Huang Chen.
The golden retriever was as strong as a bull, when it rushed over, Huang Chen was knocked down by it before he could react, and the quack in his arms was thrown out in an arc in the air, and fell heavily to the ground .
This time, the golden retriever was not joking with Huang Chen, every time he slammed his mouth towards Huang Chen's most vulnerable part, he almost bit the tendon on his wrist several times.
Although he couldn't beat it, Huang Chen could at least resist it for a while, ensuring that the key places would not be attacked by the golden retriever, even if it scratched with its claws casually, it would not fight back.
"Jin Jin!" Qin Zhi looked at the side for a long time, and then stopped Jin Mao.
Getting up from Huang Chen's body, the golden retriever turned and left in satisfaction. After being attacked by it, almost all of Huang Chen's clothes were shredded, and there were many bloodstains on his body.Fortunately, they were all skin traumas and did not hurt the vitals.
"I'm really sorry, I didn't hold the rope just now." Qin Zhi said angrily, seeing Huang Chen covered in bruises, she smiled with satisfaction, "I'm sorry, I still have to leave beforehand."
Looking at the backs of Jin Mao and Qin Zhi, Huang Chen could only suppress all his anger in his stomach.Just as she was about to stand up, she suddenly noticed two pencil ends flying towards Qin Zhi and Jin Mao.
"Whoosh! Whoosh!" After two sounds, one hit Qin Zhi on the back of the head, and the other hit Jin Mao's buttocks.
Turning around to look, it was Quack who threw the pencil end!
At this time, it was standing on the ground not far away, looking angrily at Qin Zhi and Jin Mao, and he was still holding two pencil ends in his hands.
"Quack!"
Before Huang Chen could stop him, Guagua threw out two more pencil stubs.
This time, both of them flew in the direction of the golden retriever.I saw the golden retriever convulsed for a while, and one of them just inserted into the little chrysanthemum under its tail.
Seeing the furious expression on the golden retriever's face when he turned around, Huang Chen knew that Guagua was doomed this time.
The author has something to say:
The one with the tip of a pencil is the bravest!But its talent is not throwing pencil stubs~ It's three words~
The next chapter is revealed!
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