Guazai, conquer the universe with cuteness

Squatting next to the grass, Guagua stared intently at the couple next to him.In addition to plastic bottles, there is a lot of garbage in the plastic bag hanging on the tail.

"In two days, all the guard recruits will be enlisted." The man gulped down his drink, and took another bite of the hamburger in his hand. "Have you heard? There are many people who have received invitations but are unwilling to join the army." gone."

The woman curled her lips and bumped the man's shoulder, "What's the matter? Maybe you want to be a soldier."

The man grinned, and hugged the woman in his arms, "I'm not willing to leave you behind. I'm not that stupid to enlist in the army but to die."

After 10 minutes, the two hurriedly got up and went to the mall after eating.Although the trash can is only a dozen meters away from them, they still throw the cans and plastic packaging on the ground.

After waiting for so long, Guagua rushed out and put the cans and garbage into the bag.

This is the fifth day that it came out to "part-time" with Huang Chen.In this square, Huang Chen is responsible for distributing leaflets, and occasionally works as a repairman for the surrounding businesses, while Guagua is the "little environmental protection guard" of the square, collecting all kinds of garbage and bottles around the square.

"Yo, this little thing is so cute."

While walking on the road, Guagua was suddenly lifted up.

I saw the man's mouth full of big gold teeth, and his mouth was filled with a strong smell of smoke. The big gold chain around his neck was dazzling, and his round beer belly was like a pregnant woman.

"Quack! Quack!"

Quack was terrified of the man, shaking his whole body with fright and wagging his tail.

After looking around, the man saw that no one noticed Guagua, so he put it in his arms, "Little thing, why don't you go home with me? I have a lot of delicious food at home."

The man hugged him tightly, no matter how hard Guagua struggled, it was useless.

"Let go of it!" The man was stopped by a voice from behind just as he walked not far away.

Seeing Huang Chen walking towards him, he croaked loudly and struggled harder in the man's arms.

Huang Chen was cleaning the glass in the fast food restaurant just now, and he watched the man's every move.Putting down the glass brush in his hand, Huang Chen walked up to the man in two or three steps, spread his hands and said viciously to the man, "Give me back my tadpole, and I can pretend nothing happened, otherwise don't blame me for being rude."

"Who said it belonged to you? Can it open its mouth and say it belongs to you? It is clearly raised by me."

Guagua often picks up bottles in the square, and the surrounding merchants know that it has an owner.But there are always some passers-by who have misguided thoughts. They are tired of raising kittens and puppies, so they want to try raising tadpoles.

In the past few days, there were at least seven or eight people who tried to take Guagua away, but none of them were as shameless as this man.

"You really are shameless!" Huang Chen raised his voice an octave, and at the same time took a small step forward, "Give it back to me, do you hear me?"

The man ignored him, turned around and was about to leave. Before he could take two steps, he was kicked hard on the back. He lost his balance and fell on his back after losing his center of gravity.

Running out of the man's arms, Guagua quickly jumped to Huang Chen's feet, trembling.

The man made a fool of himself, and many passers-by gathered here to point and point at him.The man was in so much pain that he couldn't stand up, he took out his cell phone and wanted to make a call, "You, you wait for me, dare to hit me? You have to pay!"

Huang Chen ignored it, and went back to the convenience store next to the square with Guagua in his arms.Not only croak, but even Huang Chen met such a brazen hooligan for the first time. If he can't steal it, he will grab it?If you don't kick him, who will you kick?

"Are you alright?" Putting Guagua on the table, Huang Chen stuck to Guagua's brain all over the place.

"Quack." Quack blinked his big eyes and rubbed his brain against Huang Chen's palm, as if telling him that he was fine.

The store owner could see clearly what happened just now.Seeing the man being carried away by the ambulance, he kindly walked up to Huang Chen and told him, "That's the boss of a nearby company. I heard he has some power. Aren't you causing trouble for yourself?"

Huang Chen caressed Quack's forehead, and replied calmly, "I don't care who he is, you just can't touch my tadpole."

"In two days, all recruits who enlist in the army are requested to report with their invitation letters, and we will go to the training base of the guards together."

The news was broadcast on the TV on the wall, Huang Chen knew that this year he would not be in the escort team again.

With a long sigh, Huang Chen picked up the glass brush and wiped the inner glass, while Guagua stared at the TV intently, as if thinking about something.

……

Huang Chen got off work early today, and finished all part-time work at three o'clock in the afternoon and was ready to go home.

Sitting on Huang Chen's shoulder, with Huang Chen's wallet hanging on Gua Gua's tail, he happily counted the money he earned today.I picked up a lot of bottles today, so I got a few extra coins.

"How about buying your favorite wild grape scones at night?" Huang Chen suggested.

"Cuck!"

Guagua just raised its tail happily, but it used too much force, and several coins fell out of the wallet at once.

Quack was so frightened that he quickly jumped off Huang Chen to chase the coins. Seeing a few coins rolled onto the road, he quickly ran out bouncing.When Huang Chen realized it, he saw a car driving towards Guagua.

"Hey?!"

Seeing the black shadow flashing out suddenly, the courier pulled the brakes.The violent inertia caused all the couriers in his car to be scattered all over the floor. Immediately afterwards, the people behind saw the couriers all over the floor and couldn't dodge, and they just took seven or eight people down.

Although it is a bicycle for transportation, it is not a small accident for seven or eight people to fall to the ground.

Seeing the person who fell next to him, Guagua opened his mouth wide in fright, and the coin he just picked up fell to the ground again.

"I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!" Huang Chen went to the courier and picked up all the couriers that fell on the ground, and at the same time apologized to the pedestrians who fell down one by one.

"Would you like to keep a pet? Why don't you hold a rope when you come out?"

"Exactly! How scary is this? Fortunately, it's not a car, otherwise what would you do if you were rear-ended?"

……

Everyone was complaining about Huang Chen's fault. Facing everyone's accusations, Huang Chen could only pretend to smile, no matter how much anger he had, he had to suppress it.

"It's really unlucky, I have to reclassify again!" Seeing that the courier picked up the sidewalk next to it, the courier said angrily.

Glancing at Guagua next to him, Huang Chen bowed several times to him, "I'm sorry, it's my fault, so I'll help you sort it out. As long as people have nothing to do, I'm really sorry."

The courier delivered all small items today, but there were forty or fifty items in total, and it took two people 10 minutes to sort them all out.

"Be careful all the way, I'm really sorry today." Hugging Guagua, Huang Chen bowed and apologized to the courier again.

Looking at the back of the courier leaving, Huang Chen let out a long sigh, "What happened today? So unlucky?"

"Gua." Guagua handed the wallet to Huang Chen.

"In order to punish you, I won't buy you wild grape scones today." Huang Chen took the wallet and flicked his brains.

Wait, there seems to be something missing in the wallet!

The outermost row of card slots was missing a card.Huang Chen flipped through the wallet back and forth, and then checked the ground around it, only then was he sure that he had really lost a card.

Standing frozen in place, Huang Chen's heart suddenly turned cold... because that card contained all of Huang Chen's savings!

At the dinner table, Huang Chen stared blankly at the clover field next to him while eating the cereal in the bowl.Normally, haystacks of four-leaf clover would grow every day, but today there was not a single four-leaf clover.

"Cough cough!"

It's unlucky for people to clog their teeth when they drink oatmeal, so Huang Chen accidentally choked on it.

Enlisting in the army and being swiped, offending the big boss, getting into a car accident, losing his bank card... All these things came together, Huang Chen only felt that he was possessed by a bad spirit today.

But at its root, it's all because of croaks!If it weren't for him, there wouldn't be so many unlucky things!Seeing Huang Chen's resentful eyes, Guagua curled up his tail, resisting the pain and not daring to speak out.

"Dangdang!" There was a hasty knock on the door.

"Excuse me, is Huang Chen at home?"

"Who?"

Opening the door, Huang Chen saw the courier he met in the afternoon.

"So you are Huang Chen." The courier said in surprise, "You were not at home when delivering the courier a few days ago. Fortunately, I caught up with you today."

After finishing speaking, the courier handed an envelope to Huang Chen, and at the same time handed him a bank card, "By the way, your card is also included in my courier today."

Lost and recovered bank card? !Huang Chen thanked the courier excitedly, saying several words of thanks in succession.

After sending the courier away, Huang Chen opened the courier and found a letter inside.A blue five-pointed star and a silver ribbon were printed on the surface of the envelope.

Huang Chen is very familiar with this logo, it is the logo of the guards!

Opening the envelope, Huang Chen saw a red invitation letter and a white paper filled with precautions.In the middle of the invitation letter, his name was printed.

"I, I actually!"

Huang Chen was so happy that he forgot how to laugh, and excitedly ran around the room several times holding the invitation letter.He never thought that the application letter written by the mysterious businessman actually passed the examination!

Guagua, who was in so much pain, couldn't be happy with Huang Chen, so he could only hang his head and watch TV.

A picture of himself picking up trash appeared on the screen, as well as Huang Chen's back cleaning.Immediately afterwards, I saw reporters interviewing the surrounding businesses, among them was the man who wanted to abduct him in the afternoon.

"Recently, two environmentalists appeared in Yifang Square. Now let's look at the pictures sent from the scene."

Facing the camera, the man not only apologized for his behavior, but also thanked Huang Chen for kicking him, "It's really embarrassing to say, but my decades-old problems were cured by him! It's all my fault, I also want to abduct his pet." Facing the camera, the man said solemnly, "If you are watching TV, I hope you can come to me, and I am willing to compensate you 5 yuan, as a small gesture of my heart."

So far, it seems that all the bad things today have turned into good things.Sitting on the chair, Huang Chen embraced Quack excitedly, and kissed it hard on the forehead.

"You are really a lucky thing! Thank you, thank you very much!"

The moment he was hugged by Huang Chen, Guagua suddenly felt hot all over, and the pain under his brain was unbearable.

"Quack! Quack!"

Accompanied by the sound of croaking, today's only four-leaf clover suddenly appeared on the clover field...

The author has something to say:

Guess the reason for the croaking pain?You guessed it right, there are red envelopes ~ there are not many, first come first served

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