I suspect my roommate is gay

When the whole dormitory went to the cafeteria, I strongly recommended the bitter gourd scrambled eggs to Mo Chi, saying that it was a very special Cantonese dish.

At that time, Mo Chi didn't know that bitter melon, a magical vegetable, existed in the world.

Gu Qing opened his mouth not knowing what to say, and saw Lin Qing blinking and smiling at him.

They winked at each other, as if I had caught a clue again.

Lin Qing also said that scrambled eggs with bitter gourd is the best in the world, once eaten, it will be unforgettable for a lifetime.

So, Mo Chi ordered this dish as good as he could.

When Mo Chi came to the south for the first time, he felt that everything was novel. When he saw the cabbage in the cafeteria, he said that in the north, it was for pigs.

Lin Qing pointed at Chen Jiapu and the cabbage on his plate and joked, "You mean that Jiapu and I ate pig food."

I slapped the table and booed, "That's right, what he meant was that you two are pigs! Come on, beat him up."

Lin Qing expressed that he was very distressed. The two of them together probably wouldn't be enough for Mo Chi to beat him up.

I patted my chest and said I was on the side of justice.

Then that annoying Luo Qian said coolly: "Just your little arms and legs."

Everyone laughed.

People and people are so magical, like the north and south poles of a magnet, some people hit it off immediately when they meet, and some people repel or even hate each other when they see each other.

Among the six people in the dormitory, Mo Chi and Lin Qing are the former, and Luo Qian is probably the latter.

Mo Chi pointed to the wolfberry leaf egg soup I drank and said that southerners are amazing, wolfberry leaves can be used to make soup, and no one wants the wolfberry on the roadside at his house.

Lin Qing asked, "Is it possible that wolfberry leaves are also fed to pigs?"

Mo Chi said how did you know.

I:"……"

Under my deliberate action, Lin Qing and Gu Qing sat opposite me.

I looked at them happily and ate bitter gourd with relish.

When I was at home, my grandma often made this dish in summer, saying that this dish can clear away heat and reduce fire.

But I really like this dish, not because it clears the heat and reduces the fire, but because of its bitter fragrance.

Gu Qing smiled helplessly and looked at Lin Qing and me.

The two of us watched expectantly as Mo Chi picked up a large pinch of bitter gourd.

"What the hell, why is it so bitter." Mo Chi frowned, and quickly swallowed the food, with a painful expression on his face, as if what he just ate was piercing intestines.

I couldn't believe it, and took another bite. The bitter water in the bitter gourd had already been disposed of, and it was obviously not bitter at all.

"Is it true that once you taste it, you will never forget it?" Lin Qing laughed loudly.

I argued that it would be an insult to my favorite bitter melon.

Lin Qing said that what he likes may not be liked by others, just like the comfortable shoes he wears, Mo Chi may not necessarily be comfortable to wear.

I lowered my head, looked at my size [-] sneakers, and Mo Chi's feet, which were obviously a few sizes too big beside me, and imagined the painful appearance of Mo Chi cutting his feet to fit them.

Then, I saw the shape of Gu Qing's feet on the opposite side, Ruo Ruo accidentally touched Lin Qing, and then quickly retracted like an electric shock with a guilty conscience.

At this time, my calf felt a burst of heat. When I saw it, it was a strong and powerful leg. The thick and long body hair on the leg made my calf itchy.

Obviously, when Luo Qian, a straight male, happened to bump into me, he kept his original state calmly and remained as motionless as a mountain.

I looked up, Luo Qian looked at me with a smile, and a trace of unnaturalness across Gu Qing's face.

My heart was suddenly turbulent, and Newland was overwhelmed by me and turned over several times, but I tried my best to control my facial expressions.

In Mo Chi's eyes, it seemed that he was deeply shocked, and he looked like a deflated balloon. He patted my shoulder and comforted me: "It's okay, later, go to my house, please Eat authentic sliced ​​noodles or Lanzhou noodles."

"What dish is it? Is it bitter?" Chen Jiapu didn't know why, so he picked up a small piece of bitter gourd, put it into his mouth, and immediately spit it out, "Oh, my god, this dish is too bitter."

I continue to suffer silently for my bitter gourd.

Mo Chi said excitedly again that a brother from his hometown association told him that our assistant class teacher is a department flower, and he is also a department flower!In the past, the seniors of our college fought for the flower of this department.

It's a flower, all of a sudden I had a bloody fight with Chen Jiapu.

On the other side, Lin Qing and Gu Qing were indifferent.

Luo Qian also looked calm.

Mo Chi asked why they weren't excited, it was a flower, and it made the whole college full of storms, how beautiful it was.

The two of them are gay, how could they get excited, I thought in my heart, but I said: "Superficial, you think everyone is like you, people look at the inside, not the outside!"

Two people who love each other fall in love with the soul, not the skin.

Mo Chi thought that my mood hadn't recovered from the bitter gourd incident just now, so he patted my shoulder and reluctantly said: "I won't chase after this flower brother, I'll keep it for you. Well, when the time comes, when the two brothers go out, they will wear flowers on the left and right, it will be very cool to think about it."

However, what I think is most exciting is not the news that our assistant head teacher is a department flower, but another discovery.

This time, I climbed up to the open-air balcony on the top floor and made another phone call to the organization after confirming that there was no other wretched eavesdropper on the balcony.

I described the clues I found to Xiaoye.

Ye Zi retorted me: "You are so sure that Luo Qian in your dormitory is a straight man. What if he is a crooked guy, and the two opposite you are straight?"

I was startled, "How could Luo Qian be a crook?!"

At this time, I heard someone calling me from behind. I looked at the hand on my shoulder, turned my head, and was so scared that I almost couldn't hold the phone steadily.

Luo Qian was standing right behind me. He put on his glasses and lowered his head to my ear. The night wind blew his hair and rubbed my face. The warm breath sprayed on my face, making me goosebumps all over my body. He said: "The teacher in charge of the assistant class came to see us and called you a few times, but you didn't hear me."

He said, "Don't worry, I won't say anything."

I immediately jumped a few steps away, covering my itchy ears for a while, with a strange and strange emotion in my guilty conscience.

He won't say it?Won't say anything?Say Lin Qing and Gu Qing are gay? !How can this be!You have to know that if this kind of relationship is exposed, what kind of colored eyes will the students around look at them, besides, this is just my guess, what if, what if they are not? !

His glasses were shining, and I couldn't see his expression clearly in the night. I only heard a voice saying with joy: "You are gay, I won't say it."

What's the situation, I suspect that two of my roommates are gay, and now one of my roommates thinks I'm gay? !

I was very distressed and told Ye Zi about this, Ye Zi comforted me and said: "According to your appearance, being gay is very attractive, but ah, my mother thinks that with your small body, being gay can only be a burden. The chrysanthemum is not safe, hahahaha."

I was almost like a cat whose tail was stepped on, and immediately frowned and jumped up, "Get lost!"

This is an insult to my masculinity!No matter how you say it, brother has to be an attack!Besides, I'm a straight man!Ninety-degree standard straight man!

Ye Zi's hateful woman said again: "You are finished, you can only be a shou! Because only shou thinks about making a big attack all day long!"

I can already imagine how many obscene plots have been imagined in Ye Zi's dirty head, and she forcibly regards me as the heroine of her lust.

Well, the body is not afraid of the oblique shadow.

I'm a man, and I can't argue so much with women.

I went back to the dormitory depressed, maybe the last thing to look forward to tonight is our legendary and beautiful assistant head teacher who has attracted blood and blood from the whole college.

However, this last sliver of comfort was completely shattered after I returned to the dormitory.

I could feel the muscles in my face slipping out of my control, the corners of my mouth twitching violently.

The woman in front of me who is big and thick, with flat breasts, hair like grass, and voice like a bell is—our—assistant class teacher?

We used to just pick one out of high school, and it was better than the one in front of us.

I seriously doubt how the woman in front of me became a tie flower?Is the world blind?Or is the scene in front of me just my illusion?

I saw that Mo Chi's facial muscles were also shaking violently.

Only then did Gu Qing tell the truth, "Because there were only two girls in the junior year." It happened to be a pair of girls, one straight and two lines.

There are a total of twelve classes with about [-] students. Among a group of wolf-like boys, the two girls look dazzling. Otherwise, there would be no subsequent bloody accident.

I vomited and said to Mo Chi: "This series of flowers is still for you, the first and second series of flowers are yours."

Mo Chi ate the fly with a full face, "Mom, this is a female dinosaur, whoever wants it."

Lin Qing said that Senior Sister Xihua's true love is me, because when Senior Sister just left, she pinched my face reluctantly and said intoxicatedly: "You are so cute."

I looked horrified.

However, Jiapu said that the senior sister is actually very strong and is a popular daughter-in-law in the countryside.

Mo Chi and I agreed to give all to Jiapu.

Later, I learned that our major is a bachelor's major, and almost all software programming is boys, and girls are almost a drop in the ocean.

When we went to sleep at night, the bed board was as hot as a grill, and we were like steaks, tossing and turning on the bed, unable to sleep, roasting on the fire.

I took off my shirt, leaving only my big pants. Although I really wanted to fuck, but since there were two gays in the dormitory, I resisted the urge to take off the last piece of fabric.

Lin Qing turned over and said, "After baking this noodle, I'll be [-]% mature."

I said weakly: "It's done, I'm fully cooked now."

Luo Qian and I slept next to each other, head to head when we were sleeping.

In the darkness, a chuckle fell on my ear, which made me stiff, and reminded me of what happened at night on the top floor, as if something had fallen into the hands of the other party, and made my heart beat like a drum.I heard the sound of Luo Qian's chest vibrating, and he said, "It's fully cooked, you can eat it."

Gu Qing said: "Steaks should be seven-ripe, and well-done is too old, and your teeth will be knocked."

"You are old, the youngest in my dormitory! You are the youngest little fresh meat."

"Well, I have good teeth, so I'll eat well-done ones."

I paused when I turned over, and Luo Qian's voice gave me goosebumps all over my body.

Is it the steak, or is it me?

The dormitory fell into an eerie silence.

Mo Chi was still immersed in the sorrow of the night, unable to extricate himself, he turned over and howled: "Damn, then our college is a temple for monks! Brother, I don't know how to be a bachelor for four years in college, right?"

"No, are you stupid? There is not only one college in the whole school, we can go to other colleges for fellowship." I hurriedly changed the topic to fellowship.

Jiapu was asking what kind of person he was looking for?

When Mo Chi said he wanted big breasts and big butt, he could tell he was a straight man.

Jia Pu also said that he wanted to find someone who was diligent and thrifty and cared for his family, but it was really nothing new.

I'm also confused, although I'm curious about girls.

A little bird?I'm 1.7 meters two, if Xiaoniao Yiren is a person, do I have to find someone who is as short as Wu Dalang?I shook my head.

Tall?The mighty and majestic figure of Senior Sister Xihua flashed across my mind, and I resolutely drew a cross.

What about the lively one?I thought of Ye Zi's crazy character, and a chill oozed from the soles of my feet.

What about the quiet and pleasant one?It seems that I have never encountered...

I thought about it and said, "Maybe she's quiet and pleasant?"

Luo Qian glanced at me, which made me feel inexplicably guilty, that look seemed to say: You are a gay, why are you dating?Isn't Bachelor Academy just right?

Then there was Lin Qing, I pricked up my ears, after a long time, Lin Qing said cautiously: "I don't know, there is no girl I like."

I understand, I understand everything, it's not that I don't like girls, it's that I don't like girls.

Then came Gu Qing, Gu Qing said slowly: "I want to find someone who can live a lifetime and have children."

nonsense!Isn't that all women can do?Doesn't this emphasize that you want to find a woman?This is basically to emphasize that I want to find a woman, I am a straight man!

Well, to explain is to cover up, and to cover up is the truth.

Actually, what I really want to say is, I know you like men, so do you like fresh and cute ones?How is Lin Qing?If you like, I can match you up.

But, for some reason, after Gu Qing finished speaking, I felt Lin Qing's tense body on the opposite bed suddenly loosen, but my heart felt a little uncomfortable.

Mo Chi asked the last one who hadn't answered the question yet.

Luo Qian said that he wanted to find someone about 1.7 meters tall, white and tender, with a lively and active personality.

I thought to myself that this is not difficult. There are many tall, thin, white and tender girls here in Guangdong, and most of the girls in the coastal areas are cheerful. I hope you find all the scourges like leaves!

Then Luo Qian added: "Short hair."

Mo Chi said that you are sick, don't all girls have long hair and fluttering hair?Nine out of ten girls with short hair are female men.

I nodded in agreement.

Hey, in the back, Mo Chi, who was so bloody, danced all night. He heard that there were many girls in Ye Zi's Foreign Language Institute, and he forced me to talk to Ye Zi about friendship in the middle of the night.

I'm such a bitch, if I knew what happened later, I wouldn't mention Ye Zi and the friendship.

He really dug a hole and buried himself.

Usually when I look for Ye Zi, she pretends not to be online.

Sure enough, when I mentioned friendship, she replied in seconds, this woman who values ​​sex over friends!

She said that the ratio of men to women in their School of Foreign Languages ​​is one to ten, and it is just right for a whole nun to associate with our monk temple.

I was too sleepy in the back, so I simply gave Mo Chi Ye Zi's wechat, and let the two of them jump around.

The author has something to say: Ren Yifan: Did you collect the collection I talked about last time?Everyone has collected it, so the author has the motivation to continue writing. Have you collected it?

Author: The draft has been completed, and now I am working hard to revise the draft...