I suspect my roommate is gay

Hey, oh my god, the dormitory conditions are so good!

There is no air conditioner, no electric fan, no elevator, and no Internet. I heard that there is a military area next to it, which emits jamming signals 24 hours a day. When the mobile phone arrives here, the signal is so bad that it cannot connect to the Internet. It can barely make calls.

On a very hot day in September, the sun was shining on the top floor of the eighth floor, and the dormitory was as hot as an oven.

"Mom! Cave people are not so miserable! You can rent me a house outside!" Panting and sweating, I climbed up to the dormitory and called my mother to complain.

In the end, the damn signal was not good. After talking for a long time, I thought I was full of emotion and wept, but my queen mother could not hear clearly, "What?!"

I hung up the phone irritably, turned on the camera on my mobile phone, and took a picture of the dormitory. I planned to send the pictures to the Queen Mother on WeChat, so that the Queen Mother could experience the difficult living conditions.I was shooting and suddenly a light color came into my lens, white T-shirt, light blue jeans, thin figure, dragging a suitcase, just like a ray of breeze in the autumn forest, which made me calm down for a moment .

"Hello, my name is Lin Qing." He smiled and stretched out his hands.

I glanced at the cartoon sticker on his blue suitcase, and greeted him with a smile. After exchanging a few pleasantries, he walked across from me.

The dormitory is more than ten square meters, with six beds, and the upper bed and the lower table.

Lin Qing started to pack his luggage, climbed up and down, occasionally I would pass things to him.

He looked at the untouched luggage and asked, "Don't you pack your luggage?"

Chen Jiapu, who lives next door to Lin Qing, put on his glasses and said with a smile, "He plans to move out and hates this place."

At this time, a thick and thick northeast voice sounded by the door: "Who? Who is going to move out? It's my brother, grandma's legs, it's so hot? The top floor on the eighth floor! Tsk tsk, it's good that there is no elevator, it's summer Yes, there’s nothing, I’m still too hot to die.”

A figure casually fanned the T-shirt, and the strong muscles on his tall body doubled my favor.

I was so excited and wanted to give this dude a bear hug, but he was sweating profusely and stopped me.

But this does not affect the two of us who are planning to rent a house in full swing.

He solemnly patted me on the shoulder and said, "Brother, I will rely on you to wake me up from now on! Brother"

Lin Qing said with a smile: "I dare you to call Mo Chi because you are late in bed."

Mo Chi smiled and showed two small canine teeth, "Don't tell me, as soon as brother is late, our old class will say that Mo Chi is going to be late."

I lowered my head and tried my best to send pictures to my mother, eagerly hoping that the organization could deeply understand the difficulties of the masses.

I can already see the good old days beckoning me enjoying the comfort of the air conditioner under the covers.

At this moment, out of the corner of his eyes, he suddenly caught a glimpse of an unharmonious pink. He lowered his head and took a closer look. The white canvas shoes on Lin Qing's feet were exposed, which were obviously little pink socks.

Boys wear little pink socks? !

I felt a bit abrupt, but I thought it might be accidental, but the moment I turned my head, I accidentally caught sight of his underpants—it turned out to be a touch of pink.

Here, I need to stress from my soul, I am not a voyeur!It just happened that when he went to bed and climbed the stairs, the wind blew his T-shirt up, revealing a pink corner!

My eyes couldn't help looking at Lin Qing. He carefully took out a carefully wrapped item from the box and put it on the table, and then slowly cut off the wrapped newspaper with scissors. It turned out to be a Pen holder, the relief on the light yellow ceramic pen holder is a gorgeous red plum.

I took a closer look at him, his features are clear, his lips are red and his teeth are white...

A hazy idea slowly emerged in my mind—yes, I am a pure but rotten man who is rotten to the depths of his soul, and all the rotten bases are under my keen radar, and there is nothing to hide.

When I could almost determine what was in my heart, I felt another hot gaze, staring at my cute little fresh friend.

Yes, he is the buddy who sleeps in Lin Qing's other shop next door, staring straight at Lin Qing, and I, standing underneath, can see clearly.

Maybe he woke up and found my scrutinizing eyes.

After my eyes collided with his in the air, a trace of embarrassment flashed across his face.

I kindly let him go, turned my gaze, looked at the name on his bed rail, Gu Qing, and brushed his body up and down in satisfaction.

Yes, about 1.8 meters tall, with long legs, because the weather is too hot, the rolled up T-shirt reveals a clear vest line.

I was very excited and looked at Lin Qing who was busy next to me again.

Then, the two of them naturally huddled together in my pure and innocent mind, which made me feel that the sun in Greater Guangzhou is not so glaring at the moment, and the wind blowing from the balcony seems to be very cool.

It is said that after the organization received the information, it expressed its deep understanding and asked me to move out of the dormitory quickly.

But at this time, I was so excited that I had already made a great vow in my heart, vowing to sacrifice myself and contribute to the cause of corruption. Therefore, I justly rejected my mother's corrupt behavior and criticized it. An undesirable petty bourgeoisie.

Well, in fact, I am not that great. I was clever and found another way. What I told the queen mother was, Mom, I will not move. Can you install an air conditioner for our dormitory?

After chatting with my mother, I said to Mo Chi solemnly: "My mother told us not to move, and just turn on the air conditioner when the time comes."

Mo Chi slapped his head, "That's right, you can still live in the school this way, and it's much easier to get in and out of class! Ginger is still old and spicy!"

I gave Mo Chi a fist, very dissatisfied, "My mother is not old!"

Mo Chi apologized repeatedly.

"According to the air conditioner, how much does it cost? Is it expensive?" Chen Jiapu frowned, hesitantly said: "If everyone agrees, I have no objection, then the six of us will share the same share, but there are still six people in our dormitory. One." Chen Jiapu pursed his lips and looked in the direction of my neighbor's bed.

I looked at my neighbor's bed. The luggage had already been packed. The books on the cabinet were neatly arranged. There were only basic toiletries. There were no superfluous items, which was in stark contrast to my big bags and small bags.

There is a new handwritten homework sheet on the wall, and the good handwriting makes people's eyes shine.

I glanced at this guy's name, Luo Qian, it's so strange, the name is humble and polite, but the characters are flamboyant and arrogant, as if trying to break free from the constraints of the form lines on the homework sheet.

Is the word as the person, or the person as the name, or is this person schizophrenic?

I am secretly curious about the owner of this word.

However, no matter how strong my curiosity is, I can't hold back my eagerness to find someone to share my ulterior secret!

"At that time, Luo Qian disagrees, my mother will press our dormitory, and I will leave!" I threw out this sentence, and walked to the door excitedly, feeling guilty, and finally found a remote and uninhabited place - the balcony on the top floor doorway.

"Let me tell you! A major discovery! Among the five people in our dormitory including me, two of them are suspected of being gay!"

I was as excited as discovering a new ocean, and sent me a call from Xiao Yezi.

Ye Zi is a senior rot girl, she is the one who brought me on the great path of rot foundation.

Sure enough, Ye Zi said excitedly: "Excuse me, are these two people including you? Did you suddenly awaken your gay soul today? Is the other of the two the one you have your eyes on?"

"Damn it! Please be serious!" I promise, if Ye Zi is in front of me, I will give her a hard slap on the back of the head to wake her up.

"Red lips, white teeth, fair complexion and beautiful skin, aren't you talking about yourself?"

"Go and go." I said.

Ye Zi is very aggrieved and expresses that she is great, she would rather die alone, and let all of us men have sex!

What a dirty thought!

Ye Zi was very excited, saying that she would not rent a house, but live on campus directly, and that she would contribute to the foundation rot cause like me.

I said that even if you don't live outside, you can't live in our dormitory.

Afterwards, the dirty leaf greeted Lin Qing obscenely, and then began to gossip about Gu Qing.

I tried all the beautiful words, and I swallowed my saliva at the end of the description, "Yes, Gu Qing is my favorite! Thinking about being able to share the same dormitory for four years in college, I think it's wonderful!"

"Classmate, excuse me." A voice full of laughter suddenly came from behind me.

I froze, the excited voice stopped abruptly, and I turned my head mechanically.

I don't know when the balcony door opened, and a long-legged man walked out of the dazzling light, looking down at me meaningfully.

I just discovered that the open-air balcony door on the top floor can be opened.

Behind the door was a pile of cigarette butts, one of which was still smoking...

The guy didn't say a word, he didn't know how much he listened behind the door just now.

I froze, did that guy misunderstand something?

No, obviously he has misunderstood something, so I must let him hear the rest!

Seeing that he was about to lose my sight, I yelled into the phone: "But! I'm straight, so, what a pity!"

After finishing speaking, I don't know why, but I feel a little guilty for Gai Nizhang for no reason.

Then I comforted myself again.

I am straight, ninety degrees straight!The body is not afraid of the oblique shadow.

After hearing this, Ye Zi immediately refuted me: "Damn, how did you learn mathematics, ninety degrees is still straight, ninety degrees is just a bend, a standard bend, okay?!"

I:"……"

Well, I swear by my extremely pure soul, I am a straight man, straight like a 180-degree straight line!

Although that guy looks good, he is handsomer than Gu Qing, but his obscene and immoral eavesdropping on other people's speeches made me ignore the good impression of his appearance, and gave him several right and wrong in my mind. After the uppercut, he was completely crossed.

I returned to the dormitory in a calm and happy mood, and when I passed the next bed next to the door, I found a familiar figure sitting there.

That wretched long leg was sitting on the seat next to my bed.

"What a coincidence." He smiled meaningfully and stretched out his hands, "Hello, I'm Luo Qian."

The smile on the corner of my mouth was slowly shattering, but I had to bite the bullet and stretch out my hand, "Hello, my name is Ren Yifan."

It couldn't be better!

Hello, big head!You are so humble and polite, no matter how you try to cover it up, it can't cover up your insane and obscene heart!

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