I suspect my roommate is gay

Ye Zi's eyes drifted back and forth between Luo Qian and me. Seeing her face full of shame, I could already imagine how unbearable what she was thinking in her head. Give her the back of the head, but she has successfully advanced to the big belly woman now, mainly because there is Mo Chi next to her who has a higher force value than me, so reason makes me hold back.

Looking at Mo Chi's 24-year-old filial and good husband, I remembered what Ye Zi said before to find someone who would treat her like a queen.

Ye Zi picked up Mochi's peeled shrimp with great ambition, with a look of triumphant villainy.

I curled my lips and looked indifferent, "Peeling the shrimp is the kind of treatment I enjoyed when I was a freshman."

When Queen Mother Ye heard this, she was obviously stimulated, and began to slobber wildly to attack Mo Chi.

Mo Chi rolled his eyes, ordered a spicy crayfish, and asked for extra spicy.

I was very touched, swallowing my saliva, staring longingly at the autumn water, waiting for my spicy crayfish to be served, but Luo Qian's chopsticks caught my one, saying that my recent acute gastroenteritis is just right, so I can't eat it randomly.

So, while I was gnashing my teeth, Mo Chixian brought over a pot of spicy crayfish eagerly, and flatteringly said to Ye Zi: "Come on, wife, give our daughter a taste of spicy crayfish."

Obviously, Mo Chi didn't know that Ye Zi's thick nerve was stimulated again. She crossed her stomach and frowned, "Daughter? How much do you like your daughter? If it were a son, wouldn't you like it?! Huh?! "

Seeing Ye Zi's messy look, I quietly said to Luo Qian: "Look, how scary a pregnant woman is, luckily you met me, and even this trouble has been saved for you."

Luo Qian glanced at me, "It's the same reason, it's the restless pregnancy syndrome, and yours is the acute gastroenteritis pre-symptom syndrome."

I'm very dissatisfied, I just can't control my mouth every time, just like a girl once a month once a month, acute gastroenteritis, and other people's aunt comes for a week, mine is only one night.

Luo Qian said, would my aunt not let her husband sleep?Before your acute gastroenteritis comes, wake me up first.

I was very depressed, "I am coming to acute gastroenteritis, how can you sleep."

Luo Qian added viciously that he would confiscate all prohibited items in the house.

My heart tightened, and then I calmly said that I haven't touched spicy things for a long time.

Luo Qian didn't even look at me out of the corner of his eye, and put a bunch of bitter gourds in my bowl, "The day before yesterday, who hid the spicy strips in the closet, and hid in the toilet while eating spicy strips and looking in the mirror?"

I was startled, my mouth was so wide that I could stuff an egg in, "You're spying on me!"

"At home, you are daring to obey the law, but you are even more unscrupulous when you are outside. If you can't control your mouth, don't even think about eating outside. You will always give me bitter melon scrambled eggs when I go home." Luo Qian said, I ordered another scrambled egg with bitter gourd.

So, I could only look at the spicy and delicious crayfish on the opposite side, while chewing the bitter melon in my mouth, and the leaf on the opposite side obviously hadn’t let Mochi off, dragged me to go shopping after eating, from the bag , shopping for shoes, and then talking about clothes, skirts and cosmetics, without the self-consciousness of a big belly woman at all, or in other words, with chicken blood, walking quickly in the shopping mall.

Mo Chi complained repeatedly and muttered "Women are really troublesome".

And I, as a like-minded person and a solid supporter of the Women's Federation, really can't understand a straight man like Mo Chi, just like I can't understand Luo Qian. Every time I sell something, I have to make a list in advance, and then go to the supermarket to find out what to do. , buy things according to the order and leave immediately, without staying at all, without detours, and even trying to teach me this so-called simple and time-effective method, saying that going shopping with me is like going to the execution ground. In order to take care of him, I didn't have a good time shopping.

So, I finally seized the opportunity, and Ye Zi and I went shopping from the first floor to the seventh floor of the shopping mall, not missing a single corner.

While walking around, I quietly gave Ye Zi a thumbs up, "Queen Ye, well done! This is the first time I've seen Mo Chi being ruled submissively."

Ye Zi sighed, "If I don't treat him like this, he will be so nervous all night that he can't sleep."

It turned out that Mo Chi was the one who had pregnancy syndrome.

"Isn't it? It's only been seven months. When I woke up in the middle of the night, I saw him staring at me motionlessly with his panda eyes." Ye Zi poked her stomach, and said domineeringly and contemptuously: "You say, a man from the Northeast , As for? Isn’t it just having a baby, which makes me more nervous than me! He also murmured to let me have a caesarean section, let me tell you, when the time comes, my mother will have a normal delivery, you have to stop that fool for me.”

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