i refuse to be your boyfriend

It was only then that Lu Zhuge remembered that he should be his father's friend, and had met him several times before, "Hello, Uncle Deng, my friend and I came to see you for something."

Tang Ling took out his ID, "Hi, I'm a staff member of the WCO, and I'm here to investigate the snake invasion. I heard that your dog was bitten?"

Grandma Deng scattered her hair randomly with her hands, and said with some fear: "Yes, SanDisk was bitten to protect me. Fortunately, I have it, otherwise I am so old, and I will be bitten." She was gentle. Touching SanDisk who was resting on the side after applying the serum, SanDisk grinned and wagged its tail at Grandma Deng.

SanDisk is a two-year-old golden retriever patrol dog. Its left front leg is wrapped in a white gauze tape. It has a docile personality. Seeing Luzhuge and the others, they also wag their tails in a friendly manner.

Tang Ling asked: "Can you tell me the specifics of what happened?"

Mr. Deng lives on the second floor, which is not high. At that time, Grandma Deng was watering the flowers on the balcony. "I just looked at how a leaf was moving. At first I thought there were insects or something, but I went to the living room to wear it. Looking at it with presbyopic glasses, oh, it scared me to death, it turned out to be a snake!"

Grandma Deng screamed in fright. SanDisk and Mr. Deng ran out of the room. Grandma took a bite in front of her, and the blood came out all of a sudden, Sandy barked at the snake, stamped and scratched a few paws, and finally drove the snake away, the old couple who were frightened and stupid came back to their senses, Seeing that SanDisk's leg was bleeding, he rushed the dog to the hospital in a panic.

Mr. Deng wiped the sweat from his forehead, "The doctor said that fortunately we sent it in time, otherwise the situation may be more critical if it is later."

"Do you know what snake bit SanDisk?" Tang Ling continued to ask.

Old Mr. Deng said fiercely: "Yes, Zhuyeqing! I saw that thing a lot when I was a child in my hometown, and I recognized it at a glance. This snake is poisonous!"

Tang Ling asked a few more questions, and then left. Before leaving, Mr. Deng called Lu Zhuge to stop: "Zhuge, please tell your father not to worry about SanDisk, we will go back later."

Lu Zhuge looked puzzled, "Huh?"

Mr. Deng explained: "Oh, your father likes SanDisk very much. Every time he comes to my house, he always touches it for a long time. I told him that SanDisk was bitten by a snake and he was very worried."

Lu Zhuge obediently said yes, but thought in his heart that his father was really awkward. He obviously liked pets so much, but he had to refuse to buy them for him.

Several people came out of the pet hospital, Luzhuge asked: "Is Zhuyeqing a very poisonous snake?"

Tang Ling "cut" and said, "Come on, just that little green strip? It won't die if you bite it. The reason why it's so dangerous is because it has a wide distribution range and can bite many people a year." , but it is green all over, and it has a high ornamental value."

"What is the most venomous snake in the world?"

Lu Zhuge asked curiously.

Tang Ling said: "It's hard to say. Generally, we define the toxicity of a poisonous snake not only by the LD50 of the venom, but also by the size and temperament of the snake. For example, the black mamba or the king cobra are highly toxic and aggressive. , and there are many sea snakes, which are more poisonous than many land snakes."

Lu Zhuge nodded, and he jokingly said to Tang Ling, "You know quite a lot."

Tang Ling raised his head proudly, "That's right, don't look at me like this, I'm the team leader!"

There are several pet shops next to the hospital, and the surrounding air is full of the peculiar smell of animals. Wen Wenyan smelled the smell, and became agitated with excitement in Lu Zhuge's arms. .

Tang Ling looked at the record just now, "Grandma Liu encountered a cobra, and here is another Zhuyeqing. If they are right, then this person does not raise ordinary snakes. I don't know if there are other witnesses. It would be nice to have more information.”

Lu Zhuge looked at the pet shop, thinking of the awkward look of Papa Lu's little old man, it's better to buy him a pet.

"What are you going to do next? Can I go to the pet store?" Lu Zhuge asked.

Tang Ling was thinking, subconsciously replied: "No."

Lu Zhuge looked at him, and Tang Ling came back to his senses, "...No, what I mean is that we are doing missions, how can we do private things?"

The words were correct, but Lu Zhuge looked at Tang Ling, feeling strangely sleepy, and said, "I have a way to know who has seen snakes."

Tang Ling's eyes lit up, and under his eager gaze, Lu Zhuge called Mother Lu and asked her to ask who in the group said they had seen snakes in Chinatown.

Father Lu was eavesdropping on the sidelines, and seeing Mother Lu hung up the phone, he hurriedly asked, "What did your son say?"

Mother Lu gave him a white look: "Old man, can you be quiet like a normal old man! Why are you so gossip!"

Papa Lu was wronged: "..."

Lu Zhuge said to Tang Ling: "My mother said to wait a while, she sent me a list, then I will take He Yan to the pet store first."

Lu Zhuge never thought that he would keep pets before, and he had never been in contact with animals. He didn't know how popular he was until he stepped into a pet shop.

There are two free-ranging poodles in the pet shop. When they saw him, they rushed towards him enthusiastically. The dogs in other cages yelled a few times when they saw him, one after another. "Great kindness is hard to come by", he knelt down and began to stroke his hair with each hand.

Wen Yan, who was "out of favor", was abandoned to the side, and he stood aside angrily, wishing he could rush up and fight those two dogs.

Later, it was the clerk who put the dogs in the cage, and Lu Zhuge was able to get up. He looked down and saw that his pants were already covered with dog hair.

The clerk is a blonde beauty. She is very embarrassed to apologize to Luzhuge. Luzhuge doesn't really care, as long as the dog hair goes back and glued it off, he comforts her in turn, wondering if she just came back from outside , as soon as the beauty approached Lu Zhuge, he felt a chill hit him, so cold that Lu Zhuge instantly thought of the snake he was talking about just now.

Tang Ling and Wen Wenyan watched coldly from the sidelines, their mouths pouting higher than the other, Tang Ling said: "Brother Pingtou, did you see that? When he sees a dog and a woman, he immediately forgets you, tsk! Man!"

Lu Zhuge came back halfway, picked up Wen Yan and walked forward, "Does He Yan have any favorite animals?" He didn't give Tang Ling a look.

Wen Wenyan turned his head and looked at Tang Ling, the child's innocence showed a little sympathy, Tang Ling: "..."

He strode forward and squeezed between Lu Zhuge and the clerk, "Don't buy it for him, he will probably kill you in a while after you buy it."

After learning that Lu Zhuge wanted to buy pets for his parents, the beautiful salesperson enthusiastically sold several pets, ranging from dogs to cats to rabbits.

Luzhuge couldn’t make up his mind for a while. At first, he wanted to keep a dog, but later he thought that kittens were also very cute, but he didn’t know who his parents liked more. At this time, Lu’s mother called, and Luzhuge said goodbye to the shop assistant with a little apology. He said he would buy it after he thought about it.

The clerk said it was okay, with a sweet smile on the corner of his mouth, he said welcome Lu Zhuge to come again next time.

Mother Lu gave Lu Zhuge a few names, "I can't remember clearly and I don't know if it's right, why do you want this?"

Lu Zhuge explained the situation to Mother Lu, saying that he was doing his friend a favor.

After hanging up the phone, I saw Tang Ling squinting at me. This expression was very funny, and her mouth was crooked. Lu Zhuge suddenly laughed, "What are you doing? To visit them?"

Tang Ling whimpered, "Did you fall in love with him?"

Lu Zhuge was stunned for a long time before catching up with Tang Ling's thinking. He couldn't laugh or cry, "What are you talking about? How is it possible?"

"Then you chatted so passionately with her, and you left me and brother Pingtou aside."

Luzhuge is not very able to get this angry point, he said: "That's just the most basic etiquette, okay, how did I leave you aside? You are a big man, do you want me to watch all the time?"

Tang Ling pouted: "You should treat me like Brother Pingtou. I am a unique dinosaur in the world. As for the honey badger... there are as many as you want in Africa!"

Feeling jealous for a long time?Lu Zhuge couldn't help laughing, he stretched out his hand and patted Tang Ling's head, "Okay, okay, you will be my big baby from now on, do you still want to read the list?"

Mother Lu didn't provide much information, there were only three people. Tang Ling found out their addresses based on their names, and was about to leave after making an appointment with Lu Zhuge.

"Don't you call and ask, what if he is not at home." Lu Zhuge said.

Tang Ling said indifferently: "How is it possible, who will run out on the first day of the new year, except you, the only British people who don't have a holiday."

Lu Zhuge: "..." He should have slapped Tang Ling on the head just now!

The author has something to say: [Small Theater]

Tang Ling: "You neglected me today."

Lu Zhuge: "Huh? When?"

Tang Ling: "I don't even know when, do you not care about me anymore? ╯^╰Hmph!"

Lu Zhuge: "...why do you have so many scenes with a man?"