i refuse to be your boyfriend

Two big men fought for a bunch of flowers on the street for a long time, which attracted many people's curious eyes. Lu Zhuge was thin-skinned and he was a neighbor, so he grabbed the flowers with a slightly red cheek, "Okay, okay, Don't shout so loudly."

Tang Ling narrowed his eyes and smiled contentedly.

Lu Zhuge almost suspected that he did it on purpose. Does this roof lizard understand the meaning of giving roses?

Lu Zhuge knew that a ramen restaurant in Chinatown was delicious, but Tang Ling pointed to a fast food restaurant opposite and said that he wanted to eat a family bucket.

Luzhu sang: "Aren't you a vegetarian?"

Tang Ling looked innocent, "Daddy Wen said during the physical examination a few days ago that I was malnourished and asked me to eat more meat."

Seeing this 1.8-meter tall man shamelessly saying that he was malnourished, Lu Zhuge wondered if his small stature was considered a "refugee".

Tang Ling pointed at Wen Wenyan, "Even if you don't want to do it for me, you should consider Brother Pingtou, he is a carnivore."

Lu Zhuge lowered his head, Brother Pingtou looked at him with a smile, showing his white teeth.

Luzhuge: "...Okay."

So Tang Ling ordered two family buckets, one for him and one for Wen Yan. He looked Lu Zhuge up and down, "I think you don't usually eat well, why don't you eat one for Brother Pingtou?"

What a look!

Lu Zhuge laughed angrily, "I want one too."

Afterwards, the three men ordered three family buckets, and ate them at the dining table in full swing.

Wen Wenyan was the most ugly, his hands were covered with oil, Lu Zhuge couldn't help wiping his mouth, but after a while, the child made a mess again.

The two were eating vigorously. On the contrary, Tang Ling didn't touch such greasy things on weekdays. After he ate two chicken legs and a few chicken nuggets, his eyes protruded, his face was ugly, and his throat kept rolling with difficulty. The street is not far away. It was the first time that Lu Zhuge saw that eating chicken was so painful. He said: "If you can't eat it, don't eat it. Do you need it?"

Tang Ling took a big gulp of Coca-Cola and cleared his throat: "No, I'm fine, keep going!"

Lu Zhuge rolled his eyes, why is this person so childish.

In the end, Wen Wenyan patted his bulging belly, leaving a bag of French fries untouched. After Tang Ling ate it, Luzhuge had a sense of sight that half of his foot had stepped into the coffin, and he was tough with Wen Wenyan Stopped him from continuing to die.

Lu Zhuge ate up his own bucket, and then took the leftovers from the two of them slowly and disposed of them. He wiped his hands: "Actually, I can still eat some more."

Tang Ling clasped his fists together: "I respect you for being a man!"

Lu Zhuge smiled: "You're welcome."

After eating and drinking enough, Tang Ling explained why he came here.

"There are snakes?"

Tang Ling nodded, "A resident in Chinatown sent us an email saying that she had encountered a snake, and that's why I came here. Originally, she chose to call the police, but when the police came, they just asked a few words and didn't continue. , so she will report the situation to us."

Seeing Luzhuge's puzzled face, Tang Ling continued to explain: "The person who reported the case was an old lady named Liu. Brother Pingtou and I had already visited her. According to her, it was late at night and she had no intention of going home after playing mahjong. Suddenly saw a snake wrapped around a light pole by the side of the road, and the snake's eyes were staring at her. Grandma Liu was too scared to move, but the snake didn't hurt her. After returning home, she deliberately let her son surf the Internet. After checking the information, she found that what she saw that day was probably a poisonous cobra. She was worried that someone in the residential area would be hurt, so she called the police the next day. She couldn’t see anything, and the old man was old and her eyesight might be blurry, so she didn’t pay attention to it. She couldn’t get angry for a while, so she reported the situation to our WCO.”

Tang Ling raised Erlang's legs, crossed his hands on his abdomen, and shook his whole body, "I must be the one to do it at this time, after all, I am so good!"

Wen Wenyan went to buy a bag of French fries and Coke again, and Lu Zhuge ate a piece of French fries, "So? What made you decide to investigate this matter?"

Tang Ling said: "How do you know that I will investigate seriously?"

Luzhuge dragged his chin with one hand, and the sun was shining on him warmly. After he was full, he exuded a lazy and confusing atmosphere. He half-closed his eyes, "I can tell, otherwise why would you go to Look for the resident register in Chinatown, the aunt who manages this is not ordinary."

Tang Ling stretched out her slender index finger and tapped the booklet in her hand, "I sacrificed my appearance to get this. When I came here, I was also wondering if my aunt had read it wrong, but as soon as I arrived, Daddy Wen gave it to me. I called and said that someone reported to them that they saw a snake. As the saying goes, three people make a tiger, but these two people should also be taken seriously, and my intuition told me that not only is it not a fake tiger, it may be a tiger. A full-fledged tiger!"

Lu Zhuge laughed out loud, thanks to the fact that he was able to speak in such a serious manner, the last few sentences were probably quoting Professor Wen's words, so Lu Zhuge did not believe that Tang Ling had such background.

"Besides, snakes hibernate early this season. If there are any snakes in these days, it is obviously a captive-raised snake. Since each owner adjusts the temperature of the snake's incubator differently, as long as the temperature is above the hibernation temperature of the snake, Snakes don't hibernate. I took the household registers of the two places where the informants lived, and planned to 'home visit' each!"

Lu Zhuge felt a little drowsy, "You two? How long will it take so much hard work?" In fact, it can only be counted as one person, because Wen Wenyan doesn't seem to be able to act alone.

Tang Ling smiled maliciously, "Didn't I have you?"

The rose was accidentally knocked to the ground by Lu Zhuge, he suddenly came to his senses, and slammed into Tang Ling's sly eyes, he: "..." So is this the real reason Tang Ling came to him?

"I refuse." Lu Zhuge blurted out without thinking.

Tang Ling's handsome face collapsed all of a sudden, handsome for less than three seconds, it's really suitable to describe him, "Why?"

Lu Zhuge said: "This should be your task... No, this should only be your task, right? Was He Yan also dragged into the water by you?"

Tang Ling stayed for a long time, seeming to be thinking about how to make up for what was exposed by Lu Zhuge, "... Anyway, Brother Pingtou has been dragged into the water by me. As the child's father, you have to take responsibility."

He said in a loud voice, which attracted the attention of the people around him. Luzhuge suddenly became the center of the topic, and he wished he could slap Tang Ling. Tang Ling continued: "Your little red book has been completed, and now it is in my hands. , what to do, you can figure it out yourself!"

In the eyes of outsiders, this is really a big drama, enough for them to misunderstand for a long time, and with the addition of two men, there are more dramas.

Lu Zhuge couldn't bear the weird atmosphere of the fast food restaurant, so he pulled Tang Ling to go out, Tang Ling held his hand back, and waved at the melon-eating crowd before leaving, "Don't look at him, he's too embarrassing! Angry."

Lu Zhuge almost slapped him to death. "Shut up, roof lizard!"

"Are you agreeing to help me?"

"To shut up!"

Even though it was the first day of the new year, the streets in China would have been deserted, but here it was extremely lively, hawkers and tourists huddled together, occupying the small streets.

The strangers who didn't go home enthusiastically conveyed the culture and connotation of their homeland to foreign friends, but Lu Zhuge had to be dragged to "work" by Tang Ling for no reason here.

The three finally found a corner with few people, "Then what are you going to do now?" Lu Zhuge asked.

Tang Ling said: "I have to visit the second informant first, he lives in the next street."

The reporter, an elderly man surnamed Deng, said the snake appeared and bit his dog.

Mr. Deng lived in a residential area. From the smoke-blackened walls and narrow and dark stair passages, it can be seen that this residential area is not young.

There were overgrown weeds around, and Lu Zhuge glanced at it and thought to himself, it would be difficult to find snakes hidden in such dense grass.

They climbed up to the fifth floor and knocked for a long time, but no one answered. The neighbor came back and told them that the old couple had gone to the pet hospital.

The pet hospital opened at the end of the flower and bird market, next to several pet shops. When Lu Zhuge and the others arrived, the old couple were chatting with their pet dog "SanDisk".

Lu Zhuge just thought the old man looked familiar, but when Mr. Deng saw him, he called out his name, "Zhuge? When did you come? Are you here to accompany your father for the New Year?"