i refuse to be your boyfriend

On the way, Tang Ling told Lu Zhuge the details of the incident.

Due to the injury incident yesterday, the Mandrill Pavilion was forced to close today, but because the zoo’s advertisements had already been posted, the higher-ups quickly asked the person in charge to take care of the matter, but they didn’t want to be a breeder today when they went in to feed , the originally quiet mandrill suddenly became manic and started a ferocious attack.

Lu Zhuge asked: "How is that breeder?"

Tang Ling shook his head, "We are still in the process of rescue, but...the situation is not optimistic."

Lu Zhuge frowned, "How could it be? Why would you suddenly attack someone?" Suddenly, the figure of the Asian elephant appeared in Lu Zhuge's mind.

Tang Ling said: "From the post-monitoring and the testimonials of the people present, it can be inferred that the mandrills should have been ordered by the monkey. Other zoo keepers said that the monkey named 'Da Qi' seemed to be very smart. .” This is also in line with Tang Ling’s conjecture.

"Da Qi?" Lu Zhuge said, "It's also the monkey that scratched the female tourist."

This incident has caused a lot of trouble. There are already comments and videos flying all over the Internet. The person in charge of the zoo is so anxious that he seems to grab the last straw and ask Tang Ling for help. After the zoo closes at night, he will go to see what happened to these mandrills. thing.

Lu Zhuge was puzzled: "But aren't you a paleontologist?"

Tang Ling shrugged, "But I am a member of the WCO, plus my heroic performance today, it makes people feel particularly safe!"

As soon as the car drove into the zoo, Tang Ling's phone rang eagerly. He hung up the phone and broke the big news to Luzhuge that the mandrills had escaped from prison together!

It is said that they used the method of stacking arhats to climb to the monkey house next door, made a fuss and fled in all directions.

Tang Ling rubbed his chin and narrowed his eyes, "Extraordinarily smart, fierce and aggressive, hurting people for no reason..."

"Then let's now..." Lu Zhuge asked him, Tang Ling was gearing up, his eyes brightened, "Catch the 'fugitive'!"

"The people at the zoo said they ran away separately, so we also searched separately." Tang Ling said, and took out a box from his back bag and handed it to Lu Zhuge, who opened it, and there were blue lights in it. "Don't be afraid if you meet them, just throw this on them. You and Wen Yan are in a group, okay?"

Not knowing whether it was trembling with fear or excitement, Lu Zhuge nodded, "What is this?"

"The anesthetic, specially made by WCO, will not cause harm to animals. I used it to overturn the elephant." He said to Wen Yan who was beside him: "Brother Pingtou, are you ready?"

Wen Wenyan's small face was tense, and there was a light in Lu Zhuge's eyes that Lu Zhuge had never seen before. He waved his fist, "Ho Ho Ho!"

In the dark night, the whole zoo was brightly lit, and a group of people were looking for the 'prison escape', which seemed more lively than during the day.

According to the person in charge of monitoring, one of the female mandrills ran towards the Insectarium. The female mandrill was not as aggressive as the male, so Tang Ling told Lu Zhuge and Wen Wenyan to go in that direction.

Wen Wenyan walked in front, and Lu Zhuge walked in the back. He watched the child walking and sniffing, and the cool wind was blowing around him, and he felt an inexplicable sense of uneasiness in his heart.

Walking into the depths of the exhibition hall unknowingly, Luzhuge can see various snakes of different sizes in the display cabinets on both sides under the dim light, which is creepy.

He hugged Wen Yan as if seeking warmth, and asked, "Did you hear any sound?"

As soon as the words fell, there was a cry from the shadow not far away, and then, a pair of glowing eyes were staring at them motionlessly...

Lu Zhuge's heart skipped a beat, here we come!

After seeing the true face of this mandrill, Lu Zhuge wished he could pull Tang Ling out and beat him up. Looking at its colorful face and strong physique, fuck that monkey!

And it is very likely to be a monkey head-Da Qi!Because Luzhuge looked familiar to it.

Seeing the mandrill getting closer and closer, Luzhuge forced himself to calm down, and quickly opened the box. Unexpectedly, the mandrill suddenly got into trouble and rushed towards him. Luzhuge suddenly froze as if he had been shocked by an electric shock. A bloody scene flashed in the daytime.

At the very moment, Wen Wenyan bumped into him, but he didn't expect his small body to knock the mandrill away. Lu Zhuge watched Wen Wenyan's small figure gradually change in front of his eyes.

He looked up, there was surveillance!Unknowingly where the courage came from, Lu Zhuge picked up Wen Yan who was still transforming, and ran to the dead corner of the surveillance.

Wen Yan's body is getting shorter and wider, with his hands on the ground, and his back is covered with a layer of gray fur. In the end, Lu Zhuge is still familiar, only the pair of little black-eyed peas are left.

In shock, Lu Zhuge still didn't forget to put away Wen Yan's dropped clothes, and his frightened brain began to spin slowly, "Honey... pot? No, honey badger!"

Wen Wenyan turned her head, "Ho Ho!"

In the next second, he rushed out and confronted the mandrill head-on!

Wen Wenyan was half a head shorter than the mandrill, and Lu Zhuge was worried that he would not be able to beat him at first, but later found that this little guy became more and more fierce in the battle, and even forced the mandrill back steadily.

Lu Zhuge picked up the small capsule and saw the timing, "He Yan, let—" Wen Wenyan jumped away, Lu Zhuge threw it steadily, the capsule broke immediately when it touched the mandrill's hair, and the potion invaded. After a few seconds, The mandrill fell asleep soundly.

Luzhuge collapsed on the ground, it was so exciting!

Wen Wenyan ran to rub against his legs, and Lu Zhuge stroked his fur, "It's so hard."

But, so cute!

"Can you change back? Someone will come later."

Wen Wenyan nodded, he changed back into a human, took the clothes that Lu Zhuge handed over, and put them on.After getting dressed, Lu Zhuge dialed the number Tang Ling had left for the person in charge of a certain zoo.

Looking at the mandrill not far away, Lu Zhuge glanced over inadvertently, and found that there seemed to be a scar on the back door of the mandrill. Lu Zhuge was a little worried, he wouldn't hurt it, right?Mandrills are an endangered species!

Boldly and carefully leaning over to look, it is indeed a scar, but it seems to be a long time ago, and the scar is like lightning!

Soon, a group of people rushed over and took the mandrill away.

"Hello, have you seen Tang Ling?" Lu Zhuge stopped a person and asked.

The staff member shook his head, "Dr. Tang should be in the rest area. With his help, all the mandrills have been recovered. Thank you very much."

Lu Zhuge: "Thank you."

He rejected other people's invitation to go to the rest area with him. He wanted to find Tang Ling because, for some reason, he didn't think Tang Ling would be in the rest area.

He is not such a quiet person.

I have to say that the experience tonight was too fantastical for a technical geek.

Not having heart palpitations is a lie. When Lu Zhuge took out his phone, his hands were still shaking. He dialed, "Hey, where are you?"

Tang Ling said that he was at the Birds of Prey Pavilion, "Are you coming to see me?" Tang Ling asked.

"En." Lu Zhuge said.

Tang Ling: "Okay, okay, I'll wait for you!"

Lu Zhuge: "..." Why do I have a bad feeling...

After arriving at the positioning location sent by Tang Ling, Lu Zhuge discovered that this exhibition hall was an abandoned one. There had been no animals for a long time. The scene of the dumping of corpses.

He searched for a long time but couldn't find anyone, and was about to call Tang Ling——

"Surprise!" A huge dragon's head suddenly emerged from the grass, and Lu Zhuge's goosebumps stood up all of a sudden, and his heart hung in his throat. He bit his lip tightly to prevent himself from screaming.

"Eh? Didn't you scare me?" Long, who was full of Tang Ling's accent, showed a very humane disappointed expression when he saw that Lu Zhuge didn't respond.

Lu Zhuge felt cold all over his body, he closed his eyes, his voice could not hear any emotion, "Tang Ling."

Long's eyes widened, "Huh? How do you know it's me? Did Wen Wenyan tell you?"

Lu Zhuge: "...I guess, can you stay away from me."

"Oh, well, I didn't scare you."

There are ghosts only if you are not scared!Honey badger, right? Anyway, it’s modern. What the hell are you?

Dinosaur!

Prehistoric animals, Lu Zhuge's legs went limp, and he almost couldn't stand still.

"I want to give you a surprise." Tang Ling felt wronged, his huge body gradually shrunk, and when he finished putting on his clothes, Lu Zhuge punched him, "You scared me to death."

Tang Ling held Lu Zhuge's fist, and smiled heartlessly: "So I frightened you, I thought I wasn't frightened."

Lu Zhuge punched again with the other hand, Tang Ling simply opened his arms and let him hit, it didn't hurt anyway.

After all the mandrills were retrieved, Tang Ling said to Lu Zhuge: "The rest is my job, you take Wen Yan back first." Tang Ling patted him on the head, "Thanks for your hard work."

Lu Zhuge hesitated to speak, hesitated for a while, "...then be careful, there is a lightning-shaped scar on the back of that mandrill's head, just like the one on that Asian elephant."

Tang Ling nodded, "I've already called someone to hand it over, I'll stay and watch just in case."

After returning home and sending Wen Yan to bed, Lu Zhuge locked the door of his bedroom, then threw himself on the bed, rolling wildly, what did he see?

Big change?

Oh no, it's incredible that people change into animals! !

The author has something to say: The setting of the article is that transformation will not tear clothes ⊙?⊙!

【small theater】

Lu Zhuge: "You will never get a girlfriend."

Tang Ling: "Why?"

Lu Zhuge: "It's bothersome and cheap, and also very straight."

Tang Ling: "That's why I'm especially suitable for having a boyfriend."

Luzhuge: "..." No, that's not what I meant.