Mr. Hat who was forced to lose his memory

Standing in the familiar home, Zhong Yuan Zhong also felt an extremely rare emotion in his heart.It's been almost two years. When he was in the different world, he once thought that he would never come back.

But in this world, only three months have passed.

During the period when Saiki Kusuo created a clone/avatar to pretend to be Nakahara Chuya, Honda Kiku was assigned by his superior to go on a business trip, and he did not return for a long time, so he never discovered the abnormality of Nakahara Chuya.

The split/body disappeared the moment the deity came back, Nakahara Chuya touched his pocket, and the smartphone he thought he had lost was lying there perfectly fine.He took out his mobile phone and sent a text message to Saiki Kusuo, saying that he had come back smoothly, and got a reply from the other party saying that he knew it and came back.

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked in the mirror and found that his appearance had almost shrunk from sixteen or seventeen to 15 years old, but his height remained the same as before, still 1.6 meters.

And judging from the memory of the previous life, there is a great possibility that he will not continue to grow taller.

... What else can I do, I can only accept my fate.

At this moment, Zhongyuan Zhong also actually felt a bit of regret. If he had known earlier, he should have brought out the [Elder’s Height-enhancing Medicine] as a reward. The ["No matter what" questionnaire] was of no use at all. Blood loss ah.

Xiaoyu, who hadn't seen her for a long time, jumped off the sofa, walked over on catwalks, and rubbed Nakahara Chuya's trouser legs, coquettishly meowing.Zhong Yuanzhong also picked up Xiaoyu, and stroked its shiny fur.It seems that during his absence, Saiki Kusuo still took good care of it.

"Long time no see...Are you getting fat again?" Zhongyuan Zhong also weighed Xiaoyu's weight, unexpectedly, as if the cat could understand human words, it meowed angrily loudly to show its respect for shoveling shit Protest against officials talking about their weight.

"Okay, okay, I was wrong, don't say you are fat next time..." Zhongyuan Zhong also put Xiaoyu down, took out a can of tuna from the cabinet with ease, opened it, and placed it in front of Xiaoyu.

Seeing the scene of this life again after recovering the memory will indeed have a different experience.In the previous life, because of the nature of the mafia work, Zhongyuan had never kept pets such as cats and dogs, which not only required energy but also had no time to take care of them.

And... there was no family in the Central Plains in the previous life.He was taken in by the "Sheep" organization alone and became the leader, but was betrayed by the "Sheep" organization when he was 15 years old.Then he joined the port mafia, and successively knelt down to express his loyalty to Ogai Mori and Osamu Dazai, until he died using dirty fighting at the age of 22.

But in this life, he has a father who adopted him. He no longer has to face bloody battles every day like the previous life. He can go to school and make friends like ordinary people, and he never has to think about things that are life-threatening.

Zhong Yuanzhong is also very satisfied with this.

Even if he recovered his memory, he didn't intend to change anything for it.

The Central Plains will still live normally as before. As for the ties in the port mafia in the past... To be honest, they no longer owe each other as early as the day they died in the previous life.Moreover, the port mafia in this world is not the port mafia headed by Dazai Osamu he once served, and he does not intend to go back.

The moment he touched his familiar laptop again, Zhong Yuanzhong also felt a burst of embarrassment.In a different world, let alone a laptop, if you want to surf the Internet, you have to go to an Internet cafe to use that bulky desktop computer.

Even the Japanese characters on the screen became strange to him, and it took him a while to get used to it. Zhong Yuanzhong also opened the chat room that he hadn't used for a long time, and found that several months had passed, and the old people in the chat room Instead of leaving, a newcomer appeared instead.

——【Sue Herono】Join the chat room——

[Marshmallows and Marshmallows and Marshmallows]: Yo, Mo Kurono-chan is back~

[Boss Jitai]: Let me think about it, I haven't been online for three months.So, did Sue Kuro go on a date with a beautiful woman during this period?

[Gan Le]: I thought you would never go online again, laughing.

[Sue Herono]: I'm sorry, I encountered a situation recently and was forced to disconnect from the Internet for three months.

[Mo Heino]: Besides, not everyone is like you, a scumbag, your boss.

[The Boss's Wife]: Yes, a knowing blow!What about the original Mo Heiye Jiang, a pure good boy?Why did you suddenly become vicious after not seeing him for three months! ?

[Sue Herono]: Shut up.

Zhong Yuanzhong also tore open the package of potato chips and bit a few pieces into his mouth.He typed with one hand to reply to the topic in the chat room. After recovering his memory and based on the previous chat records, he could easily guess the real identity of some people.

The boss, the wife, attempted to die in love.

And based on the previous suicide records and the experience of looking for beautiful women to die in love, this person must be Dazai Osamu who didn't run away.

It's really interesting, is there another Osamu Dazai?

Xiaoyu didn't know when he finished eating the canned tuna, slipped into the room and jumped into Nakahara Chuya's arms, flicked his fluffy tail, and began to doze happily.

[The kind Siberian bear hunter]: Mr. Mo Hei Ye... I haven't seen it before.

[Marshmallow and Marshmallow and Marshmallow]: Wow, does Bear Hunter want to make friends again?

[The kind Siberian bear hunter]: I would like to try it, but unfortunately, no one seems willing to be my friend.

[The kind Siberian bear hunter]: When I was in Russia, a life mentor taught me how to make friends. "If they don't agree to be friends, force them to become part of the Russian family Korukoru☆" he told me.Is it the wrong way?

[Gan Le]: Pfft, it's no wonder Bear Hunter-chan has been unable to make friends. It's completely wrong from the root.You will only make people think that Russians are such... people.

[The kind Siberian bear hunter]: Correct me, Russians are all kind.

[Boss Mrs.]: "Although I smoke cigars and drink vodka and hunt bears with my bare hands, I am a kind person"?

[The kind Siberian bear hunter]: I don't smoke, drink or hunt bears.I chose this name only because my life mentor said that it would be better to get mighty, but I think only mighty is not enough, so I have to add "good-hearted" as an attributive.

[Marshmallow and Marshmallow and Marshmallow]: I found that the people in this chat room seem to come from all over the world~ Mushroom sauce and I are Italians, Bear Hunter sauce is Russian, and Xiaobai sauce is German...

[Boss Jitai]: But we all speak Japanese, puff.

[An enthusiastic winter mushroom who does not want to be named]: By the way, did you find out that Mr. Tsujishima has not been online for three months.

[Marshmallows and Marshmallows and Marshmallows]: It's true, did you finally remember the nature of this chat room website, so you happily committed suicide?

[Tsujishima Chouji]: I'm really sorry that I didn't die, I let you down, dear marshmallow sauce.

[Gan Le]: Wow, Cao Cao Cao Cao is here, have you been diving to spy on the screen these few months?

[Tsujishima Zhongji]: No, I am different from you single dogs. I have been playing with my wife all the time~

[Gan Le]: For some reason, a torch suddenly appeared in my hand.

[Marshmallow and Marshmallow and Marshmallow]: One more torch +1.

[Boss Jitai]: Torch +2.

——You opened the private chat page with [Tsujishima Chuuji]——

[Mo Kurino]:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?Osamu Dazai? ? ? ? ? ?

[Tsujishima Zhongji]: Ah, did you find out that it was me so soon~

Zhong Yuanzhong also remembered that the website "Infernal Naraku" was originally a suicidal website, and immediately sighed helplessly.

[Mo Heuro]: Alright, as expected of you.And what happened to this wife? ? ?

[Tsujishima Consort [-]]: Don't you want to?Then I can call you Husband, Husband Husband Husband——

[Mo Heino]: ... Do you dare to be more shameless! !

[Tsujishima Zhongji]: Dare, so please, dear husband, open the door for your shameless partner~

Seeing this, Zhong Yuanzhong was also surprised.He put Xiaoyu on the ground and ran to the entrance to take a look at the cat's eye. Outside the cat's eye, Dazai Osamu had returned to his original adult image, no longer the youthful appearance of Tsushima Shuji.As if he had sensed something, he smiled and waved at the little cat's eyes.

"If you're ten seconds later, I'll break open the door and come in."

"you dare."

That being said, Chuya Nakahara let Osamu Dazai in who was standing outside the door.According to the time, Honda Chrysanthemum will not come back for another week, so there are no other creatures in the house except a cat and a dog.

Nakahara didn't ask Dazai Osamu how he knew where his home was, anyway, that guy could always find him in another world.

Xiaoyu came from the room to the living room, yawned during the period, and meowed to find Zhongya Zhongya, so Zhongyuan Zhongya hugged him.

Unexpectedly, Xiaoyu, who had been acting very well-behaved and quiet all this time, suddenly felt hairy all over his body when he saw Osamu Dazai, arched his body and looked at Osamu Dazai opposite him with hostility, and let out a "gurgling" sound in his throat.

Xiaoyu's behavior was very abnormal, and after a few seconds, Zhongyuan Zhong also seemed to understand something.

"...Let me tell you," Nakahara Nakaya stared at Osamu Dazai with an innocent expression, "couldn't it be...that bandaged pervert that Xiaoyu said before peeping at me every night...is that you?!"

"It's too much, it's so ugly to say—" Dazai Osamu said about him, stretching out his hand to the cat.

Chuya Nakahara moved Xiaoyu aside first to prevent Osamu Dazai from touching the cat: "Xiaoyu is my son, I will never stop telling you what you dare to do to it."

Osamu Dazai: "..."

Calm down, you can't even eat a cat's vinegar.

The author has something to say: Thanks to the little angel of Peach Blossom Fan for the grenade~

Thanks to the little angel Yan Chengmo for mine x2, the little angel with high IQ face control, and Mr. Wuliu for the mine~