I have an online dating relationship with the school grass next door

"I'm starving to death."

Lin Xiaoyang leaned back on the back of the chair, his glasses were askew, and he looked extremely depressed.

He is very, very hungry now.

This week's physics cram school started an hour and a half earlier for some reason, which happened to miss Lin Xiaoyang's time to go home for dinner, so he had to take the bus to the Children's Palace with He Jun hungry.

He Jun, who couldn't accompany his girlfriend home, was unhappy, and Lin Xiaoyang, who was hungry, was also unhappy.The two unhappy classmates walked together in silence, but when they arrived at the gate of the Children's Palace, they discovered something even more unhappy.

The year is not good, the hawker who used to sell roasted sweet potatoes at the entrance of the Children's Palace did not come today.

"The ancients never deceived me." He Jun's face was gloomy, "When the smart God closes the door, he will definitely remember to close the window along the way."

"I don't know what kind of God you're talking about." Lin Xiaoyang leaned forward, his glasses "clacked" on the table, "I just know I'm going to be hungry enough to see God."

He is now so hungry that he could eat a cow.

The kind you eat raw.

"Oh, why are you going to meet God?"

He Jun hadn't answered yet, but Lin Xiaoyang heard a familiar voice in front of him: "Student Xiao Lin, are you tired of the world? Do you want me to comfort you?"

"..."

Lin Xiaoyang looked up, and sure enough, it was Duan Han.

"I'm too lazy to tell you." He muttered and turned his head to the side, not really wanting to talk to this classmate Duan who had harassed him for a whole week.

"Okay, are you hungry?" Duan Han saw that Lin Xiaoyang was a little unhappy, so he didn't continue to tease him, but sat down honestly and took out two bags of torn bread from his bag and handed them to Lin Xiaoyang .

"I heard that today's class time is early, so I know that you must not have time to eat." Duan Han said, tearing open one of the bags: "The food delivery guy Xiao Duan is here to serve you."

"Damn it, you're an angel." Lin Xiaoyang became more energetic this time, he swept away his previous bad attitude towards Duan Han, and entered into a good state of brotherhood: "Thank you, thank you, five-star praise for you."

Duan Han laughed at him: "If you have milk, you are a mother. The ancients never deceived me."

Lin Xiaoyang can bend and stretch: "Mother."

Duan Han: "..."

You don't have to bend like this, really.

The bread that Duan Han brought had a milky taste, and it happened to be Lin Xiaoyang's favorite one.At this moment, he didn't care about whether to dry his mouth or not, as long as he had something to eat.

Lin Xiaoyang quickly finished one, and at least he had something to cushion his belly, which made him feel much more comfortable.He turned his head and wanted to thank Duan Han for the second time, when Duan Han saw that he had finished eating, he also handed over the torn package in his hand.

It was also at this moment that Lin Xiaoyang realized that Duan Han hadn't eaten, and both breads were for him.

He was a little embarrassed, more of a hot face for unknown reasons.

"Thank you." Lin Xiaoyang took it and took a bite, his ears turned red.The redness was well covered by the black broken hair, so that Duan Han didn't see it.

I saw it and didn't know what was going on.

But Lin Xiaoyang's change in tone couldn't fool anyone.Duan Han dared to bet that the little classmate didn't show it on the surface, but in fact he might be moved in his heart.

After all, Yangzai is such a person.

"Moved?" Duan Han couldn't help teasing him, "I forgot to tell you, Aunt Ke gave it to me, but I was eaten by her son after going around. Do you think this is fate? "

Lin Xiaoyang: "..."

You said what's going on, the bread in your hand suddenly doesn't taste good.

Lin Xiaoyang wanted to kill himself who was still touched by Duan Han's kindness a few minutes ago.But because it is obviously a fool's behavior to let go of the food he got on the spur of the moment, Lin Xiaoyang chooses to be patient and prioritizes the bread.

"I'll get two more supplies for you when I go back later." He said, "I won't fight with you."

If he hadn't said this when his cheeks were bulging, Duan Han would have thought that Lin Xiaoyang was too polite and serious; but now Lin Xiaoyang's appearance of puffing up his cheeks while talking and chewing is really not up to par with seriousness, more polite than polite What makes people feel cute.

A little bit good.

"You're kidding." Duan Han smiled, "My mother asked me to bring it for you, and she said thank you for taking care of me. Don't be polite to me now? Why do I believe everything I say."

Because there was no water, Lin Xiaoyang panicked a little, and after hearing Duan Han's words, he became even more nervous.

Intuition told Lin Xiaoyang that if Duan Han told him this kindly, there must be nothing good to say later.

It turns out he was right.

"You are so stupid." Duan Han said slowly, "It's better to be stupid, cute, and live a happy life."

Although all the words were commendatory, Lin Xiaoyang felt that Duan Han didn't say anything good.Moreover, what does it mean to call him cute?

Doesn't he deserve the evaluation of "handsome"?

Too angry, Duan Han must be blind.

After the blind Duan Han boasted what was in his heart, he became more honest. He took out the information book and the homework assigned by the teacher last week, and revised two questions.

If you haven't seen Lin Xiaoyang's gaudyly painted novels and skillful and natural acting like a baby, no one would put the word "cute" on this handsome guy who looks sunny and outgoing at first glance.

But is Duan Han and Lin Xiaoyang in a normal relationship? He is Lin Xiaoyang's boyfriend who has never met.

In fact, he wasn't telling the truth just now.Those two breads were indeed given to him by his mother, but the intention was to share them with Lin Xiaoyang as snacks.

There was a lot of food at the entrance of No. [-] Middle School. Duan Han settled his lunch at the back door before coming to class. As soon as he arrived, he heard Lin Xiaoyang yelling that he was hungry listlessly.After thinking about it, he took out the bread his mother told him to snack on on the return trip.

When he gave his share to Lin Xiaoyang, he didn't realize what he had done. When the bread entered Lin Xiaoyang's mouth, Duan Han suddenly remembered that it was his share.

But it was too late, Lin Xiaoyang had already bitten him, and it was hard for him to ask someone to come back.

If you can't ask for something, you can only tease the bread eater.

Lin Xiaoyang's reaction lived up to his full expectations, he was completely silly and well-behaved, merged into one big cutie, totally worth the fare.

Duan Han wouldn't praise others casually, in his heart, the word cute matched Lin Xiaoyang just right, it was appropriate and appropriate, there was nothing wrong with it.

Moreover, he is very good-looking and has a good personality. The more he looks, the more handsome he is, and the more funny he is, the better he is.

"What the hell are you writing about?"

Lin Xiaoyang's voice finally brought Duan Han back to reality.

"Homework." Duan Han replied.

"...Are you kidding me?" Lin Xiaoyang pointed to the area where he just wrote in disbelief, "Is this homework? Did you draw something ugly?"

"what?"

Duan Han lowered his head in a daze, only to realize that he was not writing the so-called homework just now.After he erased the old answers, he drew a...

sheep?

Judging from the messy brushstrokes, it seems that this is still a sheep grazing.

"..." Duan Han froze for a moment, then turned a page without changing his face, and said, "Oh, I drew you."

Lin Xiaoyang: "??"

Lin Xiaoyang: "There are so many different postures for you to fight."

"Student Xiaolin, have you done your physics homework?" Duan Han changed the subject, "The teacher said, I will definitely check it this week."

Lin Xiaoyang snorted and pulled out the exercise book: "Nonsense, how could I—"

did not do.

Duan Han looked at the blank exercise book and raised his eyebrows.

He turned to the first page of the exercise book where he had changed the answers, and patted it suggestively.

Lin Xiaoyang: "..."

Damn it.

The author has something to say: Duan Duan: Believe it or not, I am the boyfriend you have never met!

(As if it wasn't him who wanted to break up before.)

The end of the term is coming, and this week will be very, very, very busy, so I can only update 2000+ one day or 4000 the next day, I don’t know which one the reader likes (I am too difficult.

Kawen is stuck, this chapter is estimated to be changed later.