I have an online dating relationship with the school grass next door

Duan Han may be crazy.

This is Lin Xiaoyang's most intuitive thought these days.

I don't know what's going on, but the number of times Duan Han came to harass him has skyrocketed this week, and he can talk about anything trivial. Lin Xiaoyang's mood was irritable after several chats, and he happily bypassed the topic again. Change to another one.

"I think he must be crazy, fuck it." As soon as the get out of class bell rang, the English teacher packed up his things and left without hesitation.Lin Xiaoyang suddenly slumped on the chair, turned to talk to He Jun.

He was still holding the phone in his hand, the screen was on, and the page stayed in the WeChat chat box between him and Duan Han.

He Jun was not good at English, he was sleepy in class and lazy after class, squinted his eyes and dozed off on the table to continue his life, and his words to Lin Xiaoyang went in his left ear and out of his right ear, and he didn't take it to heart at all: "Oh oh."

"Really, he suddenly ran over to me two days ago to discuss his reading experience. Do you think this is crazy behavior?" Lin Xiaoyang continued, "The problem is that I read the book he said in elementary school or junior high school. Fuck me. , Has his IQ returned to the past along with his aesthetics?"

He Jun: "Yeah."

"Don't come to me if you want to be retro, I won't accompany him to the Renaissance - damn it, why does he share with me where the apples are sweeter?"

He Jun: "Wow."

Lin Xiaoyang finally realized He Jun's perfunctory.

"Okay, He Gou." He slumped weakly and slid to the ground, "You have lost your father's love for you."

This brotherhood is so disappointing.

It was only now that the sleepy He Jun drove away the drowsiness that the English teacher had planted in his mind, and came back to his senses: "Huh?"

He pulled Lin Xiaoyang back and sat down on the chair, tried to recall what Lin Xiaoyang said just now, and immediately said "Fuck", and slowly raised his guess: "Fuck, this person you are talking about, won't I'm chasing you."

Lin Xiaoyang: "?"

I think you are not sober, lacking the beatings of Kobayashi from the society.

"No, Brother Yang, listen to my analysis—" The more He Jun thought about it, the more likely he felt that the possibility was greater. He slapped the table, and was about to open his mouth to make a list of one, two, and three for Lin Xiaoyang, when Lin Xiaoyang stretched out his hand and lifted him from the chair. down.

With a bang, He Jun was speechless.

Lin Xiaoyang: "Be cautious in your words and deeds, understand?"

He Jun: "Understood, understood."

He was just putting forward his opinion, he, Xiao He, was too humble.

Maybe this is the powerful trumpet from the same table.He Jun burst into tears: "Brother Yang, if you treat me like this, you will lose my tablemate sooner or later."

Lin Xiaoyang lay on the table, buried his face in the sleeve of his school uniform, and let out a vague sneer: "Heh."

Lost is lost, anyway, He Jun can only talk about it.

Dare to say that the dog is chasing him, He Jun is really brave.

Lin Xiaoyang's being so irritable has nothing to do with that dog Duan Han who is far away in No. [-] Middle School.

Since Duan Han took the initiative to say "good morning" on Monday morning, Lin Xiaoyang has received more than ten WeChat messages from Duan Han every day.Duan Han is well versed in the way of chatting, if a topic does not attract Lin Xiaoyang's interest, he will immediately change it to another one, and Lin Xiaoyang will not be able to return it if he doesn't want to.

He didn't understand, where did Duan Han find so many words, but there were still many points that pointed to Lin Xiaoyang.

And Duan Han was surprisingly ingenious.

Duan Han: [[Picture]]

Lin Xiaoyang: [?What's this? 】

Duan Han: [Apple Rabbit, I just cut it, isn't it pretty? 】

Lin Xiaoyang: [? ? ? 】

Lin Xiaoyang: 【You guys are so free in class? 】

Duan Han: [No, I cut it after class. 】

Duan Han: [Do you look like you? 】

Lin Xiaoyang: […]

Where does it look like! !

But the apple bunny is really good, with two ears propped firmly on its chubby head, it looks much more delicious than a simple apple.

Lin Xiaoyang, an Apple lover, was almost seduced.

But only barely.

Apart from Apple Bunny, Duan Han would also discuss with him the plots of novels he had read.When Zhou Tian and Duan Han asked him to borrow books, Lin Xiaoyang purposely got angry and said no, but he was not a particularly stingy person, so he was awkward for a while, and then he borrowed them.

Then Duan Han took two photos of the content and sent them over to discuss with Lin Xiaoyang.The pages of the book were not clean, and there were many annotations densely written on it. The handwriting was immature, and it looked like Lin Xiaoyang's handwriting a few years ago.

To be honest, these books were indeed his treasures at one time, but after his hobby changed, he didn't read them much.He really doesn't remember the plot.

【You are so stupid. 】Duan Han despises him, 【I can't remember who I've seen it. 】

Lin Xiaoyang was young, and his dormant fighting spirit and middle school spirit could easily be aroused by Duan Han.

【I remember!You tell me about the past, I will definitely remember it! 】

He angrily sent this sentence to Duan Han. He thought that Duan Han would joke with him and expose the matter. Unexpectedly, Duan Han was surprisingly serious this time. What's behind Lin Xiaoyang.

Lin Xiaoyang: […]

Damn, how did he know.

Handsome guys don't need memory.

Lin Xiaoyang deliberately changed the subject: [Your leaning forward summary is so poorly written. 】

Duan Han: [Huh?I copied it from Baidu. 】

Lin Xiaoyang: [? ? 】

Duan Han: 【This book is so bad, how can I remember what was said before. 】

?

exist?Look at the face?

Lin Xiaoyang: [Then what right do you have to say that I have a bad memory? ?Do you have a goldfish on your mind? 】

【That's better than you. 】Duan Han made a shy expression, and retorted: 【Student Xiaolin can't keep goldfish in his mind, because it's a vacuum. 】

"..."

Lin Xiaoyang's face and neck were burning red, if he hadn't been reluctant, he would have smashed the phone out.Seeing that his expression was not right, He Jun stopped chatting with his girlfriend's note and asked, "Brother Yang, are you feeling well?"

"No." Lin Xiaoyang turned off his phone and threw it into a drawer, "I'm fine."

He Jun: "Really, but you look like you're going to explode."

You got it right.

Lin Xiaoyang didn't answer the call, took the physics exercises and came over to do them, put down his phone and became a Buddha immediately.He really wanted to blackmail Duan Han, but felt that doing so was like showing weakness to him, like playing a petty temper, so he held back and didn't do it.

After Duan Han subsided, Lin Xiaoyang turned off WeChat, and angrily complained to Ahan.He had mentioned Duan Han to A-Han before, and this time it was even worse. Apart from not mentioning his name, he basically mentioned this person inside and out.

Yangzi: [I'm so angry. 】

Lamb: [Lamb gets angry]

Ahan: [Touch my sheep, it’s okay, don’t worry about what he said. 】

Ahan: [But I think, what if they just want to have a good relationship with you?You also said that it's normal for him to stay in your house now and want to be friendly with you. 】

Yangzi: [Although it can be explained in this way...]

Yangzi: [But does he really need this, or is it just fun to be mad at me? 】

……

I don't know about anything else, but it's fun to be mad at you.

Duan Han thought about it, and replied: [Maybe it's because you two didn't have a good relationship before, people can only use this method to tease you to chat with him. 】

Yangzai: [Really, I feel like you understand Ahan well. 】

Ahan: 【It’s all guesswork based on the information you provided me. Don’t blame me if you guess wrong. 】

Yangzi: [No blame, Jiumi. 】

Duan Han replied with a kissing face, then plugged the phone into the charger and put it aside.

Amusing Lin Xiaoyang is so interesting, it's almost addictive.

This week, Duan Han told himself countless times that it would be dangerous to do so, and that if he overturned in the future, it would be a dead end, but he was always defeated by Lin Xiaoyang's completely different contrast when facing the two vests.

As for conscience, Duan Han rolled it up and stuffed it into the waste bin.

In the past few days, he caught Lin Xiaoyang and talked about many things, most of which were the few novels he hid under the bed.Duan Han originally thought that Lin Xiaoyang would become angry because of these almost black history things, but he didn't expect that he didn't remember it at all, and he still recalled it little by little under his own reminder.

Of course, the look of recalling is also naive and cute.

Duan Han opened the novel he read yesterday about the counter-attack by the double guard who slapped his face in the face, and continued to scan it at a glance.

These books don't require much thought, and Duan Han doesn't bother to use his brain. Reading books is like scanning, and the speed is extremely fast.

This book should be Lin Xiaoyang's favorite one at that time.Duan Han turned over two pages, and there were more rough notes made with colored pens than the previous few books, and even outlined with a highlighter.

Although the color collision of the big red water pen and the bright green highlighter is really hot on the eyes.

There are too many sketches in this paragraph, which is a bit troublesome.Duan Han slowed down his speed and looked carefully, only then was it difficult to distinguish the original text from the scribbled handwriting.

He was stunned.

Perhaps at that time, Lin Xiaoyang hadn't come out of his youthful second-year period, and even the annotations he made showed the willful and arrogant arrogance of a young man. The pen wrote a huge "good" as a summary.

Unfortunately, Duan Han also thinks this sentence is good.

He quickly finished reading the rest of the content, then turned back, took out the meal card from his pocket and put it inside, making a temporary bookmark.

The bed was a little far from the desk, so Duan Han chose to put the book next to the pillow, then closed his eyes and prepared to fall asleep.

In the darkness, Xiao Lin Xiaoyang, who was lying on the bed, dangling his legs while reading and annotating, quickly rushed to Duan Han.Xiaolin Xiaoyang supported his face with one hand, and wrote down his youthful evaluation on the page seriously.

Very cute, very cute.

It was so cute that Duan Han felt itchy in his heart, like a sleeping deer finally decided to open his big eyes, move his muscles and bones, and dance on his heart.

But what Duan Han didn't expect was that his sleeping position couldn't be considered particularly honest.In the middle of the night, after turning over and raising his hand a few times, he successfully pushed the book to the side of the bed, slipped down, and got stuck in the crack of the bed.

His meal card fell to the ground with a very soft sound.

And the page he marked with his meal card was also exposed to air and dust because of this series of changes.

The annotations left by Lin Xiaoyang on the pages of the book are colorful, and the most colorful of them is a long paragraph of dialogue.

——The real question is never the choice between the so-called "pretend" and the real, but in what scope, on what occasion, to whom, and to what extent are you willing to expose yourself.This line has different suitable thresholds for everyone and cannot be generalized. *So regardless of these things, the most important thing is to see yourself clearly and face yourself squarely.

He likes this part.

Coincidentally, Duan Han also likes it.

The author has something to say: Duan Han: Have you seen this little deer? !He is laughing maniacally! ! ! (bushi)

He is jumping wildly! ! !

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