Chaoba

Sui Qiqing didn't know when he started to have this habit, he would always take advantage of Sui Yiwei's attention and pat him with his mobile phone.And this kid pretended to be the same thing, always holding up his mobile phone to take pictures and talking to himself: "Don't worry, the evidence you provided is valid, we will handle such similar cases After a lot, the probability of winning is quite high..." Sui Yiwei thought he was talking to a client via video, scratched his thigh and kindly turned down the TV volume... So Sui Qiqing has a lot of Sui Yiwei scratching his feet , Nose picking photos.Sui Qiqing's hobby is also quite strange, that is, retouching photos for Sui Yiwei, and he is addicted to retouching.During the meeting, Sui Qiqing suddenly fell silent, a group of people stared at him, Sui Qiqing moved his fingers quickly and said in a drawn out voice: "Well, this is my arrangement, Do you have any other comments?" The old pig leaned into his ear, "What is the arrangement, you haven't said anything yet?" Sui Qiqing quickly stuffed the phone into his butt pocket, cleared his throat, and frowning with his head half in thought , to hide his dirty behavior in every detail.

As soon as Sui Qiqing entered the house, Sui Yiwei jumped up hugging the pillow and looked at Sui Qiqing with a dazed expression.Sui Qiqing watched his brother finally pick himself up from the sofa, and sighed softly in his heart, it was as he planned, since this is the case... let's take it step by step.

Originally, according to Sui Yiwei's temper, at this moment he should be holding Sui Qiqing's ear to ask what's going on, but since he found that this kid still has a bit of courage like a sow, and he does something unexpected from time to time, Sui Yiwei was scared and didn't dare to provoke this kid easily.Besides, it's also possible that I'm thinking too much, maybe it's just Sui Qiqing's bad taste for a while?Sui Yiwei secretly took a chance in his heart, thinking of having a good communication with this younger brother.

"You're back." Sui Yiwei threw down the pillow, quickly took the cooked food Sui Qiqing bought, frowned and sniffed his nose, "Did you drink today?"

Seeing Sui Yiwei's once-in-a-century enthusiasm, Sui Qiqing took off his coat calmly, "Well, I drank a little. I won a lawsuit today, and I want Laozhu to help my colleagues in the office to have a meal." , the old pig insisted on dragging me. I had a drink and came back quickly.”

Sui Yiwei took his coat in displeasure and hung it up, "Why do you drive after drinking?! Don't die? I knew I wouldn't buy a car. Why don't you call me and let me pick you up."

Sui Qiqing's heart warmed up, and he resisted the urge to hug him and kiss him, and said with a slight smile: "It's just a few sips, don't worry. By the way, the dishes are still hot. I tasted pretty good and brought them back Come on, you can try it too."

Sui Yiwei was still muttering while pouring the food on the plate, "Don't you drink alcohol? Where did you get this bad habit? I discovered it. If you don't learn my good things, you can learn my bad things." Uh. Hurry up and quit me... Brother, tell you, if there is another occasion like this in the future, you can simply say that you are allergic to alcohol, and no one will pull you after two or three pushes. Besides, you are the boss, you If you don't want to drink, can they still force you?"

Sui Qiqing listened with a smile, opened a stool and sat opposite Sui Yiwei.In fact, he drank some wine on purpose today, in order to muster up the courage to show his cards.

Sui Yiwei handed him a pair of chopsticks, "You can eat some more, and suppress the wine."

Sui Qiqing took it, picked up a chopstick and threw it into his mouth, chewed it, lowered his head and smiled, and raised his head after a while and said: "Brother, then you should quit too, I will quit if you quit."

Sui Yiwei raised his head and glanced at him, "Looking at your appearance, I know you've drunk a lot. Can I be the same as you? I'm in business, and if I drink too little of this wine, I won't be able to sell. Don't worry, My brother's alcohol capacity has been practiced, and it's okay to blow a bottle of white wine."

Sui Qiqing lowered his head and paused with his chopsticks, "Brother, then... can you stop doing business?"

Sui Yiwei took a big bite of the steamed bun, "What are you talking about? What else can I do if I don't do business, I don't even have a primary school diploma..."

"Brother, I will support you!" Before Sui Yiwei could finish speaking, Sui Qiqing suddenly raised his head and interrupted him.

Sui Yiwei chewed the steamed bun in his mouth, swallowed it dryly, seeing Sui Qiqing's eyes full of sincerity, felt moved and awkward for some reason.

Sui Yiwei quickly rolled his eyes away, "Okay, I'm satisfied if you have this kind of filial piety. You are such an adult and you don't talk about children every day. I can still let you support me every day, can't I?"

"Brother, I'm telling the truth." Sui Qiqing became anxious, put down her chopsticks and grabbed Sui Yiwei's hand, "Brother, don't go out, I will support you...it's so good, you can stay every day At home, you can do whatever you want, and be as lazy as you like... As long as you stay at home... I can see you as soon as I come back, I will earn money for you, and I... I will cook and wash for you Clothes, I will serve you for the rest of my life, and I promise to make you comfortable."

Sui Yiwei listened with his eyes wide open, and almost spit out the steamed buns in his mouth. He really didn't expect this kid to be so funny when he was drunk.

"Okay, that sounds good." Sui Yiwei broke free as soon as he finished speaking, and tapped Sui Qiqing's head vigorously with his chopsticks, and said cheerfully, "What do you think about every day in your head...haha ...I am so funny, are you raising me like a pug? It is not the law of filial piety to ask you to be filial..."

With a wry smile, Sui Qiqing withdrew her hand and touched her head, then lowered her head to hide the disappointment in her eyes.

When he finally had enough fun, Sui Yiwei suddenly remembered about pornography, and he couldn't laugh for a moment.Sui Yiwei bit the tip of his chopsticks and thought for a while, thinking that this is a good time to ask a question, don't they all say the truth after drinking?See what this kid has to say.Even if I made a mistake, just treat it as a joke on him while he was drunk... Oh my God, I hope I made a mistake.

Sui Yiwei smacked his mouth, poured a glass of boiled water, took a sip, and handed it to Sui Qiqing, "By the way, Qiqing, didn't you say that there is a female classmate you have liked for several years? So what... have you confessed? When will you bring it back and let me have a look?"

Sui Qiqing took the cup, took a sip where Sui Yiwei drank, heard Sui Yiwei re-read the word "female", stretched out her index finger and flicked the cup lightly.

"Brother, why are you in a hurry, I'm only 21 now." Sui Qiqing took another sip from her cup.

Sui Yiwei hastily put down his chopsticks, and said anxiously, "How can you not be in a hurry? I'm waiting to hold my nephew... Well, I thought about it, but you are not young. Your date of birth must have been wrongly reported at the beginning. You forgot that you ran a horse so early? That must be wrong. Your actual age should be four or five years older, and you should be at least 25-[-] now, about my age, and you should be a wife."

Sui Qiqing pursed the corners of her mouth angrily and amusedly, and tightly held the glass in front of her with both hands, "Brother, why are you in such a hurry? Are you afraid that I will snatch your daughter-in-law again?"

Sui Yiwei looked at him cautiously, thinking that God will testify, now I wish you could snatch my wife away.Sui Yiwei felt that his bottom line was further lowered by him step by step. He originally hoped that Sui Qiqing could find a girl with comparable conditions in all aspects. After the incident of this kid hitting a tree, Sui Yiwei felt that it would be fine to find someone like Xiang Toon.But now, Sui Yiwei thought, as long as you can find me a mother...

Sui Yiwei coughed lightly, "Brother thought about it, I was too selfish in the past. Now, brother will definitely let you, no matter who you fancy, brother will definitely not rob you."

Sui Qiqing looked up at him, then quickly lowered her head, looking seriously at the half glass of water shaking gently in front of her.

"Brother, don't worry, I won't grab women from you again. I don't like women. Brother, don't ask me if I'm joking... what I said is true."

Sui Yiwei's rationality and worldview collapsed at that moment... Sui Yiwei thought it was amazing, this feeling... this feeling was like the whole world suddenly turned upside down, like... just like he, Sui Yiwei, survived so hard After more than 20 years, someone suddenly told him that you, Sui Yiwei, are actually a woman... like... the younger brother he raised so hard is actually a younger sister?Men...how could they like men?

Sui Yiwei swallowed, and forced a stiff smile on his face, "Why are you so drunk? Stop talking nonsense... Then... hurry up and eat, it's getting cold... Don't worry about your daughter-in-law. How old are you, don't worry... let's not talk about it now."

It was only then that Sui Yiwei realized his impulsiveness. Before asking the question, he kept praying that it was his own random thinking. He never thought about what to do if Sui Qiqing really recognized him... So Sui Yiwei has experienced unprecedented chaos at this moment , he didn't know what to do, should he teach Sui Qiqing a lesson like a strict father and help him get back to normal?Or understand him tolerantly?Sui Yiwei subconsciously escaped in a panic, he desperately hoped that Sui Qiqing would be like him and avoid this topic first, and talk about it when he figured out how to deal with it.But Sui Yiwei didn't know that he was unprepared for this battle, but Sui Qiqing had been preparing for this battle for more than ten years, and he deliberately lured it out at the beginning, so in Sui Qiqing's view, this battle There is no suspense - the process is that Sui Yiwei is stubbornly resisting, but in the end Sui Yiwei will eventually throw up his helmet and give up his armor and suffer a crushing defeat.

Sui Yiwei stuffed half a piece of steamed bun into his mouth in one gulp, opened his mouth wide and chewed, choking until he blushed and his neck was thick.Sui Qiqing smiled lightly and looked at his brother's panic from the corner of his eyes, and pushed the half glass of water in front of Sui Yiwei in a calm manner.

Sui Yiwei smiled wryly and drank it down, lowered his head and touched his Adam's apple, feeling that there is no one in this world who is more miserable than himself.

Sui Qiqing stood up and walked behind him, gently patted his back.

For some reason, Sui Yiwei froze suddenly, embarrassment and bewilderment came from a rhythmic pat on the back.Sui Yiwei suddenly stood up and turned to look at Sui Qiqing... How should he get along with him in the future?

Sui Qiqing put down his hand weakly, and laughed softly.

"Brother, I'm abnormal... Would you still want me? Will you drive me away?"