Cannon fodder's death manual

At the time of Xiao Huan’s enthronement ceremony, Xiao Di was moving a chair and sitting boredly in the courtyard of Shuanghua Palace, looking at the sky and thinking about the plot, when suddenly the sound of a few distant salutes woke him up from his mind-wandering, and the noise of rituals and music in the Xuanming Hall perfectly complemented it. My own palace was deserted and miserable.

Reluctantly looking up to the sky and sighing, Xiao Di slumped on the chair with a disinterested expression: Originally, he said that being a prince would lead a good life for a few years. Hang up, the newly enthroned cheap imperial brother seems to dislike the original owner, the situation of labor and capital in the Forbidden City suddenly becomes yellow in the cabbage field, with no father and no mother, it's really miserable, isn't it written in capitals? !And according to the plot outline, labor and capital should be the new emperor of Xiliang, what the hell is that eldest prince!What kind of drama is a passerby forcibly adding to himself!

Thinking of the contemptuous look on the eldest prince's nostrils that day, Xiao Di sighed heavily, not to mention that he is already enthroned, even if he is not enthroned, let labor and management compete for the throne with that proud peacock, Are you sure you don't think you have a long life?

Besides, even if the original owner is still young, they don't care about the fight for the throne. You are the most ruthless emperor's family. It is estimated that as long as labor and capital show a little bit of desire to be emperor, the eldest prince will definitely teach you in minutes. Labor and management are human beings.

Alas... Difficult, this week is so difficult!

Xiao Di gazed melancholy at the sky at a 45-degree angle and counted the clouds in the sky. After thinking about it, he felt that with his own IQ and means, he would compete with the eldest prince for the throne, let alone do it, even if he said it, it seemed to be a joke , people must have a correct understanding of themselves, it is better to be a salted fish with peace of mind to save their lives, wait and see if the eldest prince can suddenly pass through one day, if he passes through, then he will be able to inherit the throne logically Well!

Besides, after all the calculations, eating, drinking, and having fun as the emperor's son and eating, drinking, and having fun as the emperor's younger brother seem to have the same result, and they lead to the same goal by different routes. Since they are both enjoyable, there is nothing to be dissatisfied with. Anyway, he is not particularly suitable for that emperor.

Well, the idea of ​​labor and management is really great!

After praising his wit, Xiao Di sat up from the chair with a firm gaze, and secretly decided that it is best to stay the same for all changes, just let the plot take its course, talk less and do things less, and follow the flow and muddle. It's a smart way, in this frightening Xiliang Palace, the most important thing is to save your life first.

As the saying goes, a new official takes office three fires, and the eldest prince with his nostrils in the air is naturally not exempt. Not long after he took the throne, two big news came out that shocked Xiliang.One is that on the second day after this guy came to the throne, he slept his dead father's concubine, shamelessly disregarding human relations and enshrining him in his harem, and grandiosely put a cuckold on his dead father.One is that after ascending to the throne, his self-confidence soared, and he felt that he was the real dragon and the emperor, and all the people would return. When the situation in the Xiliang temple became more stable, he ordered troops to be sent to the east and left, and he uttered cruel words to make the Xiliang iron cavalry step down to the east and leave the southern capital.

That's right, this eldest prince is really good.

These incidents provided a great source of talk for Xiliang people after dinner, provided rich creative materials for Xiliang jokers, and greatly entertained the spare time life of Xiliang people, but...these have something to do with labor and capital!He doesn't care how the proud peacock becomes the emperor!As long as the fire doesn't reach his head, this scum doesn't mind what the fire will turn out to be - the hotter the fire, the better, and it's best that the proud peacock can just ignite the fire like this, so that he You can become the CEO of Xiliang without any effort, and you will be able to reach the pinnacle of your life, hahaha...

Angrily kneading the mud in his hands, imagining the lump of mud as the First Prince's face that deserved a beating, he rounded and flattened it forcefully, staring at the mud in his hand, Xiao Di showed an evil smile at the corner of his mouth: Hmph!I will lend you the throne for a few years, but Laozi is a peerless and stupid emperor appointed by the heavens. Sooner or later, he will ascend to the throne of Xiliang, the emperor of real insects, boy, are you so awesome!

Scientific research has shown that long-term obsession can make people stupid. Xiao Di, who was immersed in beautiful fantasies, did not notice that the emperor's guard of honor was slowly approaching in the distance.

"Bold slave! Why don't you kneel when you meet the Holy One!" Seeing a dirty dog-like thing squatting in the middle of the road, the eunuch Shun, the eunuch next to Xiao Huan, yelled in a high-pitched voice with a flick of the whisk in his hand.

Being whipped lightly by Eunuch Shun's whisk, Xiao Di came back to his senses and saw a huge group of people in front of him, his face turned ashen and covered in sweat from the Lushan waterfall, and the mud in his hand fell into the side of the road with a thud Muddy water was splashed in the puddle, and the splashed muddy water drew several graceful parabolas in the air, and fell on Xiao Huan's gorgeous dragon robe under Xiao Di's desperate eyes.

Emma is going to die, and now labor and capital hit the gun...

"Your Majesty, forgive me! I really didn't mean it!" Xiao Di hurriedly knelt down in cold sweat and begged for mercy, not caring about wiping off the muddy water splashed on his face, cautiously lest this cheap emperor brother just snap him off like this.

Xiao Huan frowned and looked at Xiao Di, who was kneeling on the side of the road covered in dirt and mud marks all over his body. Recently, good news came frequently from the front line, saying that Xiliang's army had invaded Dongli like a bamboo, which made him feel good. In addition, today's weather is fine and suitable for traveling. He brought his entourage to the imperial garden to relax, but unexpectedly, when he first entered the imperial garden, he met a foolish younger brother who was playing with mud here. He immediately felt that the air was dirty and very disappointing, so he snorted coldly, "Your brother is so elegant."

Seeing that the eldest prince didn't seem to be going to pursue it, Xiao Di quickly changed the subject with a smile, "Hehe, the emperor was joking, a little interest, not worth mentioning..."

Xiao Huan: So I'm really not praising you!

"If I don't forget, my brother is already fifteen this year." Xiao Huan asked while looking Xiao Di up and down.

"I……"

Before Xiao Di could speak, Eunuch Shun, who was beside Xiao Huan, echoed in a shrill voice, "Go back to the emperor, it's fifteen and a half."

It was only then that Xiao Di found out in embarrassment that he didn't really want to ask himself, so he could only lower his head and cough dryly in disguise.

"Father entrusted you to me when my father passed away, and now you are still playing in the mud here in the middle of the fifteenth, looking at your dirty clothes and disheveled hair, it seems that my brother treats you harshly, Xiao Di, From tomorrow onwards, you can go to the Tai Academy to attend classes!"

What is rhythm?Let labor go to school?He thinks labor and capital are shameful!

"But I..." Xiao Di was about to refuse with a bewildered expression, but Xiao Huan gave him a contemptuous look, "Is the emperor dissatisfied with this arrangement?"

Seeing Xiao Huan's impatient face, Xiao Di was immediately discouraged, and nodded with a smile on his face, "I actually want to say thank you Lord Long En! Long live the emperor!"

Damn it, I knew I wouldn't come out to play in the mud today!It's all the original owner's fault!It's not good to cultivate any hobbies, a prince just likes to play with mud!Now play yourself out of trouble!

As soon as he returned to Shuanghua Palace with a melancholy mood, the father-in-law hurriedly greeted him last time and dragged him into the house. While wiping the mud on his hands, he said, "Oh! You have gone to the Royal Garden again! It's just a matter of time." The father-in-law sent someone to pass the decree, saying that the emperor asked you to study in the Taiyuan Academy..."

Xiao Disheng heheed disinterestedly, "...little six, is there anything special about our Tai Academy in Xiliang?" Why are all cats and dogs stuffed in it!

"Exquisite?" The sixth father-in-law thought for a while in doubt, "Our family doesn't know the specific situation, but those who can enter the Taiyuan Academy are the sons of high officials in the imperial court. Ordinary people are definitely not qualified. Which of the sons and young masters who came out is not the mainstay of the Xiliang court."

Originally, the sixth father-in-law also wanted to remind Xiao Di not to be too sharp when he entered the Tai Academy. I don't know what the emperor's will means, whether it is a test or simply to let His Highness learn. I don't know how many pairs of eyes are staring at the Tai Academy. Identity is also very sensitive. If the emperor is dissatisfied by showing his sharpness, he may be killed, but... the sixth father-in-law silently glanced at Xiao Di's dirty face full of mud spots, and suddenly felt that he was really thinking too much.

Patting Xiao Di on the shoulder meaningfully, the sixth father-in-law said casually, "Your Highness, it is a good thing to be able to go to the Taiyuan Academy. You can just be yourself in the Taiyuan Academy."

good thing?Xiao Di scolded in his heart, what a good thing that the eldest prince's Mensao can let labor and capital go?Just because that guy hates labor and capital!He must have wanted to get in the way and punish labor and management. Thinking that the protagonist Gong will be assigned to the Imperial College in the future, Xiao Di is even more sure that there must be a big conspiracy hidden in it!

Early the next morning, the sleepy Xiao Di was pulled out of the bed by the sixth father-in-law to wash and tidy up. It was already broad daylight when the grooming was finished, and the sixth father-in-law looked Xiao Di up and down with satisfaction. It's a pity that a good-looking person is really good-looking... Sighing silently in his heart, the sixth father-in-law rushed to Taiyuan Academy with Xiao Di, carrying the school supplies he had prepared last night.

Yawning and rubbing his eyes, Xiao Di followed behind the sixth father-in-law sleepily, making up his mind that when he arrives at Taiyuan College, he will be a teacher of his classmates, and it is only reasonable to lie on the table to catch up on sleep. Waking up so early is really exhausting!

"Meow~"

Suddenly, a thin meow interrupted his fugue, Bazahei?Hearing the name of the cat called Xiao Di, he immediately regained his spirits. Zhou Zhou himself died just like that, and he didn’t know what happened to the fat cat. The cat’s profile picture in the character status bar of this week has been gray from the beginning to now. At one point, the system will prompt the observer that he is not online yet. Could it be that the cat will follow this week?

Seeing a black and white fat cat swiftly running into the grass not far away, Xiao Di reached out to pat Liu Gonggong who was walking in front, pointed to the sky and shouted in surprise, "Look! The flying saucer!" said After finishing this scum, he ran away quickly.

"What are you flying... Your Highness, where are you going! Ouch, run slowly! Wait, servant! Your Highness! Your Highness!..." The sixth father-in-law raised his head in a daze and looked for the flying saucer in the direction Xiao Di pointed , when I turned around and was about to ask what the "Flying Butterfly" the Second Highness was talking about, I saw the back of Xiao Di running away in a hurry, holding the thing with difficulty and trotting all the way to catch up with Xiao Di, but was thrown farther and farther , quickly ran out of his sight, looked at the school tools in his hand in a dilemma, and then looked in the direction of the Taiyuan Academy. The sixth father-in-law could only continue to chase in the direction Xiao Di ran away with a bitter expression on his face. go.

"Strange, where did you go..." Here Xiao Di chased the fat cat just now and ran all the way. Unexpectedly, the cat looked fat but was a flexible fat man. Seeing someone chasing him, he dodged left and right. After fleeing for a while, he got into a hole in a palace wall and disappeared.

"... Bazahei? Bazahei? White tiger? White tiger?" Seeing the cat crawling into the hole, Xiao Di quickly lay down on the ground and lowered his body to look into the hole. Unfortunately, the hole was too dark to see anything. I can only call Bazahei's name in a low voice to make the cat come out quickly, what about the good observer!Where are the beasts!Is it fun to hide and seek with labor and capital!

Just when a gust of wind blew by, the dust on the ground slapped Xiao Di on his face, Xiao Di caught off guard and ate a mouthful of dirt: Laozi is really a fucking dog...

"Cough cough cough... Bah bah!" Coughing and getting up from the ground, bah bah spit out the soil in his mouth, Xiao Di wiped his mouth and looked up at the dark red palace wall in front of him with a dazed face. ,What is this place?I was chasing the cat all the way just now and didn't notice where I was taken by the cat. Is there such a place in Xiliang Palace?

Since Xiao Huan ascended the throne, as long as the place that Xiao Huan frequented in the palace was ordered by the flamboyant emperor to be remodeled to be magnificent and extravagant, it seems that this place is so sparsely populated and so simple and secluded, so incompatible with the decoration style of the whole palace, Could it be... there are ghosts here?

Ha ha, I am convinced by this idea.

Secretly spurning his own imagination, Xiao Di looked left and right at the scarlet palace wall stretching tens of meters with no end in sight, and thought that the cat had been running in for so long, eight out of ten it would have gone far away , even if you go in now, you probably won't be able to catch the cat. Since you can't catch the cat, Xiao Di stands up and pats the dirt on his body, and finds a way to leave.Unexpectedly, just as I took a step, I heard a mean meow from the other side of the wall, "Meow~"

Xiao Di: You fat cat, come out!You have the ability to meow, you have the ability to get out of this hole!

He retracted his footing and looked up at the head to measure the height of the wall. He saw a huge bronze tripod used to catch rainwater under the palace wall not far away, and suddenly had an idea.

Stepping on the edge of the tripod, stretching his feet and pulling the palace wall, he struggled to climb up to the wall, and sadly found that the wall was a little higher than he imagined, and looked down carefully to calculate Looking at his safe landing place, unexpectedly, he met a pair of amber eyes as soon as he lowered his head.

Xiao Di:. . . .

A gust of cold wind named embarrassment blew by, Xiao Di rode on the wall and laughed dryly at the people below, "Brother! Do you have a ladder! Do me a favor and get me down from here!"