Cannon fodder's death manual

Opening his eyes from the system space, Xiao Di hastily clicked to view the task panel. As expected, there was a red "Failure" printed on the back of the five-week goal.

Strange, why did last week suddenly collapse?Even if the people from labor and capital set up a problem, didn't the dead fat cat say that he had tried his best to save it by using the resentment on Wu's body? Why didn't he save it?Hmph, believing that a fat cat is really mentally handicapped, it seems that you still have to rely on yourself!

But last week's target brother is really unexpected, crying all day with red eyes and looking weak, he will be the final big boss?I don't feel it at all, is there anything!I don’t know if this failure of the plot has much to do with this guy. If he is not sent to hell in the end, that guy will probably end up in the same disastrous end as labor and capital. Although the accommodation conditions are poorer in hell, he can still survive ah!

I don’t know what happened at the end of last week’s show, why at the last moment everyone started to confess their love to the labor and management, are they all agreed!Is the charm of labor and capital really so great? ...Tsk, why are some dead gays always coming to Laozi's side, Laozi likes big breasts but not big roots!Doesn't there exist cute girls with big breasts in this game?Really saw a ghost, fucked a dog, first saw a ghost, then fucked a dog!

As usual, I saw a folder marked "Su Jin" at the back of the fifth week, dragged it to the recycle bin and deleted it as usual, Xiao Di let out a breath of relief.

He firmly believes that this week's game has passed, and watching these again will definitely affect the performance of next week's game.

Therefore, it is better to delete these things.

"The sixth game starts, the system will send the player to the game world after a beep, please get ready. Beep——"

"Hey! My little ancestor, why are you still here! Come with our family to Changle Palace to hear the edict!"

As soon as he opened his eyes, Xiao Di was pulled up from the grass by a high-pitched eunuch with a dazed expression on his face. He clapped and led him hurriedly through the gorgeous palace walls.

What is rhythm?Xiao Di followed behind the eunuch with a dazed face, and secretly looked at the gorgeous carved beams and painted walls around him curiously while walking. Good luck, Your Highness" or something like that.

Second Highness?Who?

Xiao Di silently looked at the swaying back of the eunuch leading the way, could this guy be the "Second Highness" they called?

...Hehe, the labor and management must be wearing fake clothes.

Since the eunuch in front is not the Second Highness, and there is no one else here, after much deliberation, this Second Highness should be a mere talent... It seems that this time he should be a prince or something, haha, be a prince Well, the second generation of the emperor under one person doesn't have to worry about any major national affairs, just eat, drink and have fun every day as he likes, even if he will be cannon fodder in the end, at least there must be a long period of good days before the cannon fodder passed.

This status really makes us very satisfied.

When the eunuch led Xiao Di to Changle Palace, a large group of palace people were already kneeling and crying in front of the gate of Changle Palace. The miserable appearance made people feel that the sun would never rise again tomorrow, so we must hurry up today Cry your fill.

Being led by the eunuch to kneel to the front of the crowd, Xiao Di found that there was also a handsome young man in brocade clothes kneeling in front of him. Seeing Xiao Di kneeling over, the young man looked him up and down, and finally cast his disgusted gaze on Xiao Di. On the dirty mud handprint on the robe.

"Father and emperor have been tossing and turning on the sick bed for more than a month. It's fine if the emperor doesn't come to Changle Palace to pay his respects, but he still has time to play in the mud in the imperial garden." The young man raised his chin like a proud peacock, his eyes His contempt is undisguised.

Xiao Di: Hehe, labor and management are happy!

Father...imperial brother...if labor and capital are the second prince, then there must be an eldest prince. Seeing that this gentleman is dressed in gorgeous and expensive clothes and looks so underwhelming, there are eight out of ten it is the cheap prince of labor and capital. Brother is right.

"Oh……"

After sorting out the relationship between the characters, Xiao Di's tone was so dry that he was about to answer, when the eunuch beside him quickly pushed his head down and kept laughing, "His Royal Highness calm down, Second Highness is still young..."

Seeing the eunuch answering the words, the eldest prince snorted displeasedly, "I am talking to the imperial brother, how can I allow a servant like you to interrupt at will!"

"Your Highness, forgive me, this slave deserves death..." Seeing that the eldest prince was in a bad mood, the eunuch hurriedly knelt down and begged for mercy, his face pale, fearing that the eldest prince would drag him out and chop himself up.

Xiao Di knelt on one side and silently calculated the ignorant characteristic root equation, watching the feudal imperial power exploiting the weak in front of the melon-eaters. Brother, you will be beaten if you look like this in our place, let me tell you.

The exploitation drama here has not yet finished, the gate of Changle Palace was opened over there, a sad-faced eunuch stood at the gate holding an imperial decree, glanced at the crowd kneeling at the gate of the palace, and finally stopped at the eldest prince On the body, retracting his eyes without a trace, he announced to everyone in a sad tone: "The emperor... is dead!"

"Wow--"

The palace people behind him burst into tears in response to the occasion, and Xiao Di's legs went numb when they heard Xiao Di's scum.

Then there is the part that everyone is most looking forward to reading the imperial decree. After all, no matter what dynasty, people who eat melons like to gossip after dinner and gossip about how the wealth of the rich will be divided. Interesting situations such as parental eccentricity appear, uh... It's better to say that everyone is still looking forward to this kind of plot - seeing that although they are rich, they are so tired and unhappy, then I am relieved hahaha... …

What's more, this is the emperor's house, which is the richest in the world!It is common practice for the emperors of all dynasties to make big news on their wills before they die, and it is still the top search list for several days.

Looking at the people kneeling at the gate of the palace, it seems that there are only two princes, labor and capital, and the eldest prince. The original owner is still young and seems to have nothing to do. He knows how to play with mud in the imperial garden all day long. No matter how you look at it, this kind of salted fish is not an emperor. As long as the old emperor is clear-headed and doesn't mess with things, then this guy must be the next emperor.

Sure enough, the old emperor praised his eldest son in the imperial decree, and finally passed the throne to the eldest son without any suspense. As for the younger son...don't make trouble!That imperial decree is the eldest son's succession letter, why mention the younger son's mud!

Then, the eldest prince took the imperial decree from the eunuch under the joyful and sad eyes of several families, and glanced coldly at Xiao Di when it was over.

"Congratulations, brother! Congratulations, brother! Long live my emperor!" Xiao Di hastily bowed to the eldest prince to congratulate him, looking weak and hopeless.

Tsk, but if you see that the labor is not happy, just click off the labor, just look at the dead labor for no reason and find someone to cry!

"Hmph." Xiao Huan snorted coldly, and ordered the eunuch beside him, "Go back to the palace!"

Looking at the back of the eldest prince being surrounded and leaving, Xiao Di touched his nose inexplicably, why does he hate labor and capital so much?Did he have a feud with the original owner?No matter what, he has become an emperor now, and it's not like playing with you if he wants to mess with you!It's more important to be obedient and save your life first. What a sad story it is to die before you get out of the teacher!

Following the eunuch who was bullied by the eldest prince just now back to his own Shuanghua Palace, Xiao Di entered the bedroom and retreated, then quickly threw himself on the bed and opened the "Synopsis Outline" to see what the hell this week is about.

According to the "Plot Outline", this is a story of a domineering and infatuated emperor attacking a loyal and patriotic general.The protagonist of the story, Gong, was originally the prince of the Dongli Dynasty, but because the Dongli Dynasty was declining day by day, and Xiliang, which was adjacent to it, was pressing harder and harder, he was beaten to lose money and cut off land. elegant demeanor.In the end, the one who was beaten had no choice but to send the prince out as a hostage in order to seek temporary peace between the two countries, and the unlucky guy who was sent out as a hostage was the protagonist of this story, Gong.

It is said that the protagonist Gong was young at the time, weak and helpless, so he was brutally sent to the enemy country to become political cannon fodder, how could the protagonist Gong be reconciled?That must be impossible!So he had great ambitions since he was a child, determined to lead his troops to fight back, regain the throne and rule the world.

Of course, this is all something to say later, the reality is that the young protagonist Gong was sent to the Xiliang Imperial Palace, and his life was hanging by a thread, but his life was much more comfortable than when he was in the Dongli Imperial Palace. In Dongli, he was at most an unfavored prince, he was plotted against everywhere and put on all sorts of shoes, and he often couldn't sleep at night and was precarious.But it’s different when you come out to be a proton!After all, he is the envoy of a country representing Dongli, and he can be regarded as the spokesperson of Dongli's image. In order to show the demeanor of a powerful country, Xiliang will not be in a dilemma, right or wrong!

The protagonist Gong is the protagonist Shou whom he met when he was a proton in Xiliang.

Speaking of which, the protagonist Shou is from a scholarly family of officials and eunuchs. His family has been officials in the Xiliang government for generations, and all of them are powerless civil servants in the same line. Wu couldn't extricate himself.

It’s not because the protagonist Shou is addicted to martial arts because he can only take physical education because his grades in cultural subjects are not good. It's useless, no matter how sharp a mouth is, it can't be as sharp as a knife, gun or spear, and no matter how powerful your mouth cannon is, it's still useless if someone stabs you to death with a knife.Wanting to serve the motherland, it really is the direct joy of fighting on the battlefield with golden and iron cavalry, so this guy is very assertive and under heavy pressure to join the army, he insists on using a weak body of a scholar to practice superb martial arts.

Because the protagonist Gong is still young and not threatening, although living in the Xiliang Imperial Palace can't be said to be rich in clothing and fine food, he is no less expensive than him in food, clothing and spending in Xiliang, and even let him go to Xiliang without any sense of danger. Tai Academy to go to school.

But no matter how you say it, the protagonist Gong is a hostage of the defeated country. He will always be bullied by a group of brats in the same class in the Taiyuan Academy. There is no way to be bullied, and no one will vent his anger on him. serious.When the protagonist Gong was bullied by a few second-generation officials, the upright protagonist Shou suddenly broke out in the small universe, beat up a few bullying children, taught them how to behave with his own fists, and taught them how to behave. Had a vivid lesson.

After this annual drama in which the beauties save the heroes, those brats who always bully others have learned to be good after being repaired by the beauties, and the protagonist has become the person under the hood of the overlord flower protagonist of the Taiyuan Academy, and there are no more brats No matter how much he dared to bully him, the protagonist Gong naturally became close to the protagonist Shou.

The two childhood sweethearts are both elegant young people, one is a hostage who wants to restore the country, and the other is from a civil servant family who wants to fight on the battlefield. Both of them are aliens in the eyes of others, and their lofty ideals of life are not understood by ordinary people who eat melons. When they met each other after pouring out their heartfelt feelings, they suddenly felt that they had found a confidant. They talked about the stars, the moon, and their ideals together, and they fell in love secretly while talking.

It is said that Xiliang was very prosperous for a while, but the new emperor after the death of the old emperor was a veritable stupid emperor. His relatives were far away from virtuous ministers, especially the eunuchs around him. Defeated light.

The protagonist Gong is the proton in this guy's hands.

The biggest death this salted fish emperor made during his tenure was believing the eunuchs around him and thinking that the main character attacking the Xiliang Palace for nothing is of no use and it is very annoying. Anyway, Dongli is half dead like that. Being so powerful doesn't mean relying on him, an abandoned proton, to contain Dongli—if ​​he really wanted to, he probably wouldn't be able to. If the two countries were at war, who the hell would care about the life and death of a cannon fodder prince.

So this idiot just let the protagonist attack... let go...

Then there is the well-loved protagonist Gong Xianyu's story of Su Shuang's shameful turnaround. After years of hard work in Xiliang, the protagonist Gong returned to Dongli and immediately made big news. , Only two or three years after ascending the throne, the declining Dongli Dynasty restored the prosperity and prosperity in history.

Do you think this is enough for the main character to attack?The pattern is broken, and as the protagonist Gong, his journey is a sea of ​​stars!After all the people of Dongli went to a well-off life, the protagonist Gong immediately set his sights on the neighboring countries—as I said earlier, unifying the world is the protagonist Gong's real goal in life.

The protagonist Gong first focuses on Xiliang, which is geographically bordered by Dongli, where the emperor is fatuous and powerful, and where he was a proton for a few years when he was a child. The first step seems to be the most suitable one. If you don't fight, you will be sorry for your ambition, so the protagonist Gong immediately decides to lead troops to attack Xiliang.

Under the leadership of the protagonist Gong, Dongli's new army is invincible, and there was even a heroic feat of attacking the thirteen cities of Xiliang in one night. On the contrary, the Xiliang army was defeated and defeated, and watched the protagonist attack inch by inch. land, but there is absolutely no way.

Just when the protagonist's attack on Xiliang was getting better, he never expected that he would meet the protagonist Shou on the battlefield.

One is Emperor Mingde, who was praised by the world as a golden dragon, and the other is a young general who is famous for his loyalty and patriotism. In the vicissitudes of life, the two are no longer happy and innocent teenagers in Xiliang Palace. They used to sit in the moonlit gazebo and talk freely Their own ideals, encourage and support each other, and confide in each other, but they don't want two people who have achieved their life goals after many hardships many years later, to meet each other under such circumstances.

A tragic sadomasochism of falling in love and killing each other was staged.

It is a pity that the drama of falling in love and killing each other has not been played for a long time. When the protagonist Shou is still fighting on the battlefield and trying to do his best to keep every inch of Xiliang's land, in the palace of Yanjing in Xiliang, a piece of paper falls. The book has already been handed over to Dongli's main account.

The protagonist Shou, who is full of enthusiasm to save the nation and survive, is of course very disappointed. The emperor can surrender his arrogance, but he can't. The imperial decree has arrived, and the main idea of ​​the imperial decree is that labor and capital have surrendered, and Xiliang is gone!Don't fight any more battles, hurry up and pack up and go back to Yanjing. Now that labor and management don't care about you when you come back, if you don't come back again, then labor and management will turn their faces and deny anyone!If you don't come back again, labor and management will count you as rebellious, and there is no discussion about punishing your nine clans!

In desperation, the protagonist Shou could only go back to Yanjing obediently, watching the protagonist Gong lead the Dongli army into Xiliang Yanjing, watching the protagonist Gong sit on the Xiliang dragon chair, watching his own emperor kneeling at his highness to greet the protagonist Gong bowed his head and proclaimed himself a vassal, watching the formerly powerful Xiliang no longer exist.

Then, after getting the protagonist Gong from Xiliang, he started chasing the protagonist Shou, giving him an official position, giving him a mansion and giving him favors, and doing everything he could to treat the protagonist Shou, but the protagonist Shou stubbornly thought that the protagonist Gong It is the invader who caused the ruin of his country and family, thinking that he is insulting himself in everything he does, and the country's hatred and family hatred together make up their minds that they will never forgive the protagonist Gong in this life.

At this time, that stupid king in Xiliang began to assist him.This dead ghost somehow learned that the protagonist Gong has a special liking for the protagonist, and in order to make his situation easier, he even ordered the protagonist to be entrusted to the protagonist Gong, so that he can serve the protagonist Gong well and enjoy the pillow breeze.After being severely rejected by the protagonist Shou, this guy actually drugged the protagonist Shou with indiscriminate methods, and packaged and couriered the drugged protagonist Shou overnight to the protagonist Gong.

That night, the protagonist Gong used a series of unspeakable postures and postures to help the protagonist suffer from the medicinal properties. After the cloud and rain, he acted with emotion and reason and tried his best to make the protagonist accept this fact.After this incident, although the protagonist Shou would not really commit suicide for his integrity, he was completely disappointed in that idiot emperor of Xiliang, and he deeply realized that that idiot was a real salty fish. It is estimated that a salted fish will not be able to return to the country in this life.

Since then, the protagonist has been very depressed for a while, and the protagonist is constantly brainwashing the protagonist, what are you talking about? Look, your emperor is a salted fish, you have seen it, even if I don’t kill him, someone will kill him sooner or later, right? Xiliang's luck is exhausted, it's destiny, don't blame me, I bought Xiliang for the benefit of the common people, you see, under the governance of Xianyu, the people of Xiliang are full of complaints, what kind of life is that?Since I took over, the national happiness has improved!I'm saving the people of the world from suffering!I know you are loyal to the emperor and patriotic, but you see that your emperor has already surrendered and became my courtier. Why are you still awkward here? Now Xiliang Dongli is a family, and you are also a Dongli person. You want to serve the country Isn't it the same to show off your ambitions and be an official in Dongli!Just accept me, accept me, I promise to love you for 1 years with my personality~

In this way, with the unremitting efforts of the protagonist Gong over time, the protagonist Shou finally let go of the past and looked to the future, and opened his heart to accept the protagonist Gong.

Undoubtedly, Xiao Di is the treacherous and incompetent salted fish emperor who was favored in the outline. Because he was fooled into audacious plots to restore the country, he was given a glass of poisoned wine by the protagonist Gong after he found out.

"Strange..." Xiao Di sat on the bed and rubbed his chin in doubt.

"It stands to reason that labor and capital should be the salted fish emperor, so what's the situation now?"