Cannon fodder's death manual

As soon as he regained consciousness in the system space, Xiao Di quickly got up and touched his head frantically. He felt that his head was still intact on his neck, and he gradually relaxed deeply without being opened by those fake doctors. Take a breath.

Those damn fake doctors in last week's episode did not anesthetize carefully before the operation, and started to do it without making sure that he was still conscious.

I don't know why the protagonist Gong of last week's show suddenly collapsed like that. Labor and management sent his wife to him. He didn't even look at it. He insisted on pestering labor and management to stir up trouble, Areyoukidding?Should I say that labor and capital are attractive, or should I say that the kid has no vision?It also caused labor and capital to be punished by the idiot system, 100% death experience!When I died, I was so painful that I almost thought I would really die.

Sitting there, Xiao Di let out a long sigh of relief, "This game is really inhumane."

Looking at the task panel in my mind, there are really two red letters marked on the back of the second week's goal: failure.

Damn it, it's all the fault of the goddamn protagonist Gong!Labor and management worked tirelessly through the plot, cautiously fearing that the plot would collapse, but it turned out that he was fine, he didn’t cooperate with the work of labor and management at all, he knew how to mess around all day long, and even said that he loves me, if he really loves me, go and follow the plot well, If you follow the plot outline and destroy labor and capital, labor and capital will be thanked to his family.

Suddenly, Xiao Di noticed that there was a small folder behind the "failure" of the second week item on the task panel, and the word "Xiao Qian" was marked under the folder.

"Protagonist Gong?" He looked at the folder suspiciously, a little curious about what would be inside, as the name must be something about the protagonist Gong.

Moved the cursor to the folder and was about to click on it, Xiao Di hesitated for a moment, then shook his head severely, and slowly dragged the folder into the recycle bin.

"Player confirms to delete the file 'Xiaogan'" the system prompts.

"Click."

confirm deletion.

"Huh—" Xiao Di breathed a sigh of relief, let's let the last week's goal go, the protagonist's attack is so embarrassing, he will not pursue it, anyway, it has already failed, so don't let these things affect the performance of next week's goal .

Next week must be a success!Xiao Di secretly encouraged herself.

"The third week game starts, the system will send the player to the game world after a beep, please get ready. Beep——"

When he opened his eyes, Xiao Di felt that his perspective was a bit short.

I looked around curiously. This room...or a cave is more appropriate. The furniture in the cave is complete, and it is not antique, because the things are too simple and not so modern. It seems that this is an ancient place. background world.

Xiao Di, who had a general understanding of the surrounding environment, was about to get up when a fluffy and thick white tail wavered restlessly in front of his eyes.

What the hell?Xiao Di was a little curious and wanted to grab this inexplicable tail and study it carefully, but he was startled as soon as he stretched out his hand—what kind of hand, this is simply a paw, a furry paw.

Am I not even human this week?

Xiao Di stretched out his snow-white paws in front of his eyes, and tried to make a fist. When the paws curled up, he could feel the soft pads in his palms.

It seems that it is really not a human being, it should be some kind of mammal.Xiao Di lowered his head and looked at his body curiously, and saw a piece of snow-white fur. He thought it should feel good in his hands, but since this is his own body now, he can't quite figure out whether the feeling of his hands counts. really good.

Seeing a bronze mirror on a wooden table not far away, Xiao Di wanted to watch what he looked like now. When he jumped out of the bed, he rolled off the bed without grasping his balance. I would throw a dog to eat|shit, but unexpectedly this body moved its tail instinctively. When Xiao Di recovered, he found that he was wrapped in a ball by some furry thing. It hurt, but it rolled on the ground twice.

what happened?

Rolling dizzily, Xiao Di shook his head, and then was surprised to find that he was curled up and wrapped in a small space, looking at the thing that wrapped him up in front of him with a dazed expression, this is... the tail ?Curiously, Xiao Di used his front paws to push aside the tail in front of him, poked his head out from the gap of the tail, and was surprised to find that he was actually wrapped into a snow-white ball by these tails.

So... what should I do now?The ball-shaped Xiao Di thought gloomily, would an ordinary mammal have so many tails?Does the tail of an ordinary mammal wrap its body into a ball and not let go?

It's really troublesome not to be familiar with the body... Xiao Di tried to control these tails to let them let go, it's really difficult, have you tried to control your own tailbone?Just kidding, most people don't even notice the existence of tail bones, let alone control them.

After several efforts, finally, in the game with the tailbone, the tailbone conceded first, and several big tails slowly loosened Xiao Di's body, and Xiao Di won a phased victory.

"Huh—" Xiao Di breathed a sigh of relief and finally stretched his body, stretching on all fours.

Looking back to look behind me, the big tails are happily shaking behind the buttocks, and boldly sweeping my face from time to time, it doesn't feel like my own.

I must know how many tails I have, Xiao Di thought secretly, so she sat down on the ground and pressed the tails under her body to let them settle down a little, then hugged her tails one by one with her front paws. After counting, "One, two, three... Fuck nine!"

After counting, Xiao Di stared dumbfounded at the tails under the body. What a miraculous animal it is to have nine such big tails. It's really amazing. Isn't the butt tired?

Jumping onto the wooden table, he walked to the bronze mirror and looked at it. A sharp fox face was reflected in the bronze mirror.

So this week is a fox?Xiao Di tilted his head, and the fox in the mirror tilted his head too, and the pointed white ears on the top of his head trembled twice unconsciously.

After getting a little familiar with the usage of this body, Xiao Di opened the "Synopsis Outline" in his mind, and it is reasonable to get familiar with the plot while no one is there.

In outline, this is a love story full of Liao Zhai style.

The protagonist of the story, Gong, is a young doctor who rescued a white fox caught in a trap one day when he went to the mountain to gather medicine. He was kind-hearted and he bandaged the wound for the fox and released it.This incident was obviously just the most inconspicuous incident in his life-saving medical career, and he forgot about it in a blink of an eye, but it was a lifetime event for the little fox he saved.

Imagine, a little fox who has just flirted with love... Cough cough, just treat it as a fledgling fox. One day, a little fox who has just flirted with love is playing happily in the mountains. It jumps happily in the mountains, like a little mentally retarded Flicking butterflies for a while and catching grasshoppers for a while, even the streams in the mountains can feel the joy of this little mentally retarded.Suddenly, it didn't pay attention to its feet, and was clamped by the hunter's trap with a click. For a little mentally retarded... Bah!What a dreadful thing for a little fox!

Just when the little fox looked desperate, a god-like human suddenly appeared. This human not only rescued it, but also gently bandaged its wound, and even smoothed its fur when it was finished. How romantic, doctor Touching his body with his hand, the little fox's heart almost melted.

Then the little fox who fell in love turned into a stalker, following the protagonist Gong day and night to spy on him.The protagonist goes up to the mountain to collect herbs, it peeps, the protagonist goes down the mountain to go home, it peeps, the protagonist goes to see a doctor, it peeps, the protagonist goes to bed at night, it peeps, the protagonist gets up to go to the bathroom, it still peeps... Despite being so keen Peeping, but it has been too timid to show up because it is shy.

That's right, this little stalker fox is the protagonist of this week's project, a six-tailed fox demon who has been practicing for a hundred years.

One day, the protagonist encountered a heavy rain when he went up to the mountain to collect herbs. He accidentally fell down the hillside and broke his leg. The human form rescued the protagonist.

Because of the heavy rain, the protagonist Gong broke his leg again. It is definitely not practical to send him down the mountain. The protagonist was hesitated by the little fox, and then took him back to his home to take care of him.

The rescued protagonist Gong was also very surprised. Eight generations of his family's ancestors have practiced medicine at the foot of this mountain. He has never heard that there are people living on this mountain. Besides, he is such a beautiful young man. The villain, the protagonist Gong put down his guard and the protagonist accepted it back.

After the protagonist shou took the protagonist Gong back, one took care of the other, and gradually a spark of love was sparked, and then they fell in love so hard that they couldn't part each other.The two lived a life as a fairy couple in an inaccessible mountain, but the protagonist Gong is a man with a career in his heart. He is the only doctor in the mountains and towns. If he doesn't go back, there is not even a doctor in the mountain. Now, he can't stay in this mountain forever, so after raising his legs, he proposed to go down the mountain and go home. Not only did he want to go home, but he also asked the protagonist Shou to go down the mountain and go home with him. Anyway, they are related, husband and wife Song Fu Sui, I go home and you go home with me.

The protagonist hesitated after hearing this, weighed it over and over again and felt that he was really reluctant to part with this hard-won love, so he happily packed up his things and went down the mountain with the protagonist.

After going down the mountain, the two were still living a happy life. Unexpectedly, one day, a Taoist priest came from the village and forced the protagonist Gong to say that the protagonist Gong had evil spirits, and gave him a yellow talisman to let him go home. Put it under the pillow, and the evildoer who haunts him will appear automatically.

The protagonist Gong was skeptical when he heard this, and took the yellow talisman as if the Taoist priest was a lunatic, stuffed the yellow talisman into his sleeve and forgot about it.When I came home at night, I was excited to share with the protagonist Shou that I met a lunatic during the day, when I saw the protagonist Shou fell to the ground with a painful face and turned into a six-tailed fox.

Seeing the protagonist Shou who has turned into a fox, the protagonist Gong was taken aback. He really didn't expect that the evildoer that the mad Taoist said was actually his lover. Suddenly broke into the door, several yellow talismans hit the protagonist shou's body and hit the protagonist shou's inner alchemy.

Seeing Liuwei's inner alchemy in hand, the Taoist laughed and ran away, leaving behind the dying protagonist Shou and the bewildered protagonist attacking the whole time.

Seeing the fox-like protagonist Shou lying on the ground vomiting blood, the protagonist Gong could tell that the protagonist Shou was dying even if he was not a veterinarian. The protagonist who killed himself by luring the wolf into the house suffered like this.

At this moment, Jiuweihu, who sensed that his brother's life was dying, arrived and saw the younger brother who was about to die after losing the inner alchemy in the protagonist Gong's arms. In order to save his life, Jiuweihu gave his thousand-year inner alchemy to The younger brother met the Taoist priest on the way back, and was beaten to death by the Taoist priest.

At the end of the story, the demon path was taken care of by a peacock spirit, and the protagonist was about to leave sadly after he was healed from his injuries, but the protagonist Gong told him that he didn’t mind that he was a demon at all, no matter what he was Love him, so the two lived a happy life.

...Oh, by the way, they will go back to the mountain every year to visit the grave of the protagonist's elder brother, the nine-tailed fox who sacrificed his life for righteousness, to thank him for his selfless sacrifice to fulfill them.

Xiao Di after reading the outline: . . . . . .

Through words, labor and capital can feel the world's strong malice towards single dogs, so whoever the nine-tailed fox provoked, just appeared on the stage so casually, and then casually became the protagonist on the road to attack and suffer love Stepping stones, and finally being cannon fodder casually, just because this guy is a single dog?

You ask why Xiao Di is so indignant?Of course he was outraged, because he was the single dog Nine-Tailed Fox who died well.

In the whole story, only the nine-tailed fox has two capital letters on its head: cannon fodder!

This kind of fighter jet among cannon fodder, who else can there be except Xiao Di.