Straight man of steel live broadcast

As soon as Zhou Gongci heard that he was being served in bed again, and after knowing that someone Xian was the emperor, he no longer resisted like the first time he was served in bed. It was as happy as when I took the initiative to invite him to play games together.

So with a happy expression on his face, he walked out of the room and followed the leadership of his father-in-law, happily running on the road to serve the bed.

In the eyes of other concubines, this expression is like a fool, no doubt going out with a smirk.

Barrage: Are you so happy?

Barrage: Attention!Your mouth is almost grinning to your forehead!

Barrage: Are you really a straight man?

On the way to the Immortal Emperor's bedroom, Zhou Gongci was still distracted to pay attention to what the water friends were posting, but he didn't completely ignore the water friends.

{What are you talking about? !Damn, I'm going to see my brother right now, I can't even touch the corner of my mouth when I'm happy!Have you broken the law? ! }

The barrage is consistent: you are happy if you don’t break the law or break the law

So Zhou Cairen, with the corners of his mouth strongly raised, was as happy as a younger brother, and walked into the place where he slept for the first time with big strides.

This time Li Xian was not reviewing the memorial. Before Li Xian reviewed the memorial, there was a part of nervousness. After all, the system forced him to choose the bed service, and he himself was ugly to reject it. .

The system asked him to choose one of the talented men and women who had just entered the palace to serve the bed. He just chose randomly, or in other words, he couldn't help but think of someone Zhou when he saw the name Zhou Gongci, and then he chose by accident. He never thought that these two people would be the same person.

The leading father-in-law retreated voluntarily and wisely, leaving the two of them alone in the bedroom.

Seeing his father-in-law leaving, Zhou Gongci saw Li Xian still standing in front of the window in aloof manner, aloofly watching the moonlight. He is a person who can't stop talking when he sees someone Xian, seeing such a quiet person The atmosphere couldn't help but he opened his mouth.

"Hey! What are you doing?!" Now, although his voice is not the 1.8-meter body in reality, nor the vicissitudes of an uncle's voice, but he is used to speaking in such a rough tone.

But his current voice is more clear and clear towards the voice of a teenager, so when he said this sentence, there was an inexplicable sense of awkwardness.

So Li Xian, who heard such awkward words, really ended his "every day cold" achievement, and turned to look at Zhou Gongci, a fool.

Another very familiar sentence: "Don't be a fool, are you?"

Zhou Gongci was a little shy when facing Li Xianchi~ naked eyes.

"There is no old iron... I don't care what you are doing. Why are you looking for me? Just stand there and blow the air without saying anything."

"Damn! I'm looking at the moon! Look at the moon! Appreciate the moonlight, understand? Just like those poets!"

A rough man like Zhou Gongci didn't understand the meaning of such an elegant poet's behavior, so he didn't comment, but changed the topic instead.

"Look for me~ Why wouldn't Nima want me to watch the moon with Li?"

"Get out! Who wants to watch the moon with Li! Go and get me a chair to sit on."

"Oh." Zhou Gongci didn't ask too much, and obediently responded, and then went to move a stool over.

Really only moved one.

Then Li Xian sat on the stool in a chic manner, facing the window, with his legs up, so that he could see the crescent moon outside.

"Xiao Zhou, come here and tell you something."

Then Zhou Gongci, who moved an extra chair for himself unconsciously, squatted obediently in front of Li Xian when he heard the call, just like an obedient husky.

"Wow, Xiao Zhouli really looks like my Samoyed."

Zhou Gongci said as usual: "Fuck me!"

However, when he looked up at Li Xian, Li Xian was looking down at him. He felt the difference in height between the two of them, and always felt that something was wrong.

He muttered to himself: "Why do I feel like squatting like something..."

Barrage: 23333 You just found out

Barrage: You really look like a dog squatting

Barrage: I also want such an obedient dog

Seeing the dogs all over the screen, Zhou Gongci, who was still somewhat dignified, immediately jumped up from the ground.

Li Xian looked at Zhou Gongci's behavior inexplicably.

"What are you doing?"

With his last stubbornness, Zhou Gongci said, "I'd better stand."

Seeing Zhou Gongci standing there, Li Xian didn't say much.

So it became Zhou Gongci standing and looking down at Li Xian, and Li Xian didn't care about these small details.

"There will be a small party in a few days, it's a hot party or some kind of Lantern Festival... Oh, anyway, it's just a gathering of hot people from the harem, do you want to go?"

Unexpectedly, Zhou Gongci's reaction was unexpected.

"I don't want to go, old man! Why should I go there with so many girls?"

Li Xian began to tease Zhou Gongci again: "He can show his talents, for example, let a banana fart stink them to death, isn't that very popular? Besides, he is still a child Lu outside now!"

"Fart shit, shit! I'm a serious blue boy! And I can't fart! When did I fart in front of other people?"

Li Xian smiled: "Okay, I'm not kidding anymore. Seriously. I've already added it this time. Do I have to find out? Even if I'm sitting there, let me know!!"

"Why?" Zhou Gongci really didn't want to go. He is a small anchor who only stays at home and broadcasts live broadcasts. He has not had normal communication with women for almost a month.

"Isn't Li going to be a queen? Am I creating opportunities for Li? If Li performs well, I will give Li a promotion and a raise."

Zhou Gongci was pitted by Li Xian countless times, but he still didn't believe Li Xian's words, and asked doubtfully, "Is it true?"

"Of course it's true! Why did I lie! Why don't you believe me?!"

Sure enough, Zhou Gongci was overwhelmed by this sentence: "No, I'm just joking, old iron."

"Hmph." Li Xian snorted arrogantly to express his absolute victory.

Zhou Gongci felt his feet were a little sore after standing for a while, and felt that his body was starting to become weak again, so he quickly asked: "Then what are we going to do next? You won't watch the moon all night, old man?"

"Oh, it's so annoying, why don't you understand the atmosphere at all!"

"My legs are so sore from standing! Of course I don't feel tired from sitting! Then I want to sit too!" Zhou Gongci sat down as he said that, trying to huddle with Li Xian on the stool for a while.

So Li Xian began to mourn: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Zhou Gongci also raised his voice and said in an absolute tone: "No!! I'm coming!!"

Li Xian wailed almost in despair: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"No, I'm going to spit!"

……

Barrage: These two people are definitely not three years old together

Barrage: Am I watching two men play affectionately?

Barrage: Kindergarten live broadcast for you

Soon the two were tired of playing, Li Xian first curled up on the stool and yawned, Zhou Gongci saw Li Xian and yawned, the problem was that the yawn was so addictive.

Li Xian: "Ah~~ow~~" The ending sound is still very charming~ soulful with the kind of wavy curls.

Barrage:? ? ?

Barrage:? ? ?

Barrage:? ? ?What are you doing?

Barrage:? ? ?What am I missing?

However, Zhou Gongci's reaction was: "Damn it, brother! Did you get bitten by a mosquito?"

Li Xian said in a soft tone after yawning: "I want to sleep..."

"Then sleep!"

"I want to sleep in bed..."

Zhou Gongci didn't understand, so he said, "Then sleep! It's Li's bed."

"But where are you going to sleep..." Li Xian's voice gradually weakened.

Zhou Gongci looked at the Longta, which was obviously bigger than the double bed, and said, "I sleep on the bed too~ Come on, that bed is so big!"

Li Xian lowered his head to think for a while, struggled for a while, and thought of a straight man~ he had no fear of these at all, so he said, "Okay..."

"You can sleep on the bed, but you can't touch me! You can't even kick me!"

Barrage: touch? ? ? ?

Barrage: What have you done?

Barrage: where to touch? ?

Zhou Gongci felt a little funny when he heard this, so he said: "How can I! Don't worry."

"Okay." Li Xian obediently responded.

Then the two went to bed holding hands, and of course the live broadcast screen went black, leaving only the live broadcast viewers still thinking about it.

Barrage: I have never been so eager to watch people sleeping

Barrage: ah ah ah ah why black screen

Barrage: What are these two people doing?

What can be done at night, only the parties know.

After dawn, the Immortal Emperor rubbed his eyes and muttered something in his mouth, dissatisfied like a child, saying something like getting up, so Zhou Gongci, who was sleeping beside him, was also woken up, looking at Li Although Xian rubbed his eyes reluctantly, he got up and dressed honestly, his childish appearance looked a little cute.

Since Li Xian took over the emperor's body, he didn't want the maids to help him bathe, change clothes and wash his hands. These things would make him feel like a useless person.

Seeing Li Xian get up, Zhou Gongci also rubbed his eyes and sat up, and asked too much, "Where are you going?"

Li Xian originally had to get up to prepare for the morning morning because of the dawn. After all, he never went to work so early in reality, so he was a little angry about getting up. At this time, Zhou Gongci came over to ask one more question, which was simply to divert the firepower.

So Li Xian straightened his face and said, "Get up!"

"Ah?" Zhou Gongci was still confused.

Then, Zhou Gongci was still in a dazed state, and was sent out of the bedroom by Li Xian to return to his small room.

During this journey, Zhou Gongci never recalled it.

This scene was seen by some palace maids who got up early and rushed to tell each other, and soon a rumor spread in the palace.

Zhou Cairen, who had been doted on all night, was thrown out of the palace by the emperor because of his words against the emperor.

The talented people and picking girls who used to live around saw this, and their red eyes turned into sympathetic eyes.

Sure enough, he is a fool, even if he looks good, he is still a fool.