Straight man of steel live broadcast

There was no embarrassment of being exposed at all, Li Xian still smiled, like a proud kitten, and giggled a few times, looked at Duke Zhou with admiration and said: "Yes, Xiao Zhou, you can become smarter!" Well, how do you know these things?"

"Fart! I'm not mentally retarded! Why don't I know these words!!" Zhou Gongci roared out of habit.

"Hey, little Zhou Li, guess what Wo is looking for?" Li Xian changed the subject as usual.

Changing the topic may not be a very clever move for others, but for a stubborn husky like Zhou Gongci, this move is tried and tested. Anyway, Zhou Gongci's thinking is easy to be led astray Yes, when it came to this, Zhou Gongci immediately stopped being entangled, and immediately began to ask in doubt: "Yeah, old man, come to me~ What are you doing?"

"Guess why I came here alone?" Li Xian still looked very mysterious.

"I don't know, the old man said he couldn't guess."

"Hey." Li Xian smiled triumphantly, and then habitually dismissed Zhou Gongci's husky-like IQ, "Xiao Zhouli's IQ is really..."

Zhou Gongci didn't understand, so he said, "What's wrong with my IQ? I'm still a little smart."

"Hmph." Li Xian snorted arrogantly, but he didn't speak out the truth to refute Zhou Gongci. After all, he was still a bit concerned about his brother's self-confidence.

"Li's IQ is really high. If Li didn't have me as a military adviser to give advice next to Li, he would definitely die fast! It's like a game in 5 minutes."

"Fart! I'm still a little strong, okay? I haven't died yet!"

"Then that...what is the grade now?"

"I... I'm a genius! I'm a talented person from Zhou!" Zhou Gongci went into self-hypnosis every day.

Barrage: Very good, is the Immortal Emperor conspiring with Zhou Cairen now?

Barrage: Is the Immortal Emperor going to support Zhou Cairen to ascend the empress?

Barrage: Is the emperor that true love system?

Zhou Gongci watched the bullet screen every day, saw the content of the bullet screen, and said casually: "The bullet screen said that they asked me to plot! They said that they want me to be the queen!"

Li Xian immediately retorted firmly: "Li Te is too narcissistic! Will labor and capital choose Li as queen? Have you ever seen such a stupid queen? Nima is still a blue boy!"

"What's wrong with me being a queen? I'm so messed up in that orange light game. I don't even want to be a queen! Being a queen is like playing games! If you don't believe me, you can ask those water friends!"

Barrage: Is the 23333 anchor so awesome?

Barrage: I can testify!

Barrage: The anchor can really try to be a queen

Seeing Zhou Gongci's steadfast expression, Li Xian also had doubts: "Is it true? You can still be a queen! Is that emperor a spoiled son?"

When Zhou Gongci was led astray, it was difficult to return to the original topic, but the more he boasted, the more courageous he became.

"To be honest, that emperor is really a bit like a younger brother. I will drool when I see it!"

"Fuck off! You little blue boy is still drooling, now you don't even make drafts when you lie."

When Zhou Gongci heard this, he began to defend in a hurry, explaining incoherently.

Seeing that these two people started to engage in meaningless bragging that has nothing to do with the current facts, the bullet screen was worrying about the two of them again, and it was brushing past row after row. People only have each other in their eyes at this time, and they can't tolerate other people at all.

It wasn't until the two of them finished bragging that they turned their attention to the barrage, and then remembered the business.

Li Xian suddenly realized and slapped his forehead: "Oh, it's all strange! I almost forgot why I came here."

Zhou Gongci was also amused by the bragging skills of the two, and said with a smile: "Who told me to brag with me all day! Don't talk about business, why did you come to me~ Why?"

Li Xian read brokenly and cursed: "Isn't it all my fault that it keeps buzzing in my ears like a fly." After reading brokenly in a low voice, he said indignantly: "I want to Don't interrupt me, get down to business!"

Zhou Gongci also echoed in a low voice: "I didn't interrupt, let's talk."

"It's really...how did labor and management meet here..." Although he disliked Zhou Gongci on the lips, he still agreed that Zhou Gongci was the only person who could fight side by side with him in this game. The only one he can trust with whom he can complete the mission and pass the game.

"That's it. We want to pass this game now. We can't enter this game when we are sleeping, so we can't work well during the day. Then we can only pass this game..." Speaking of this, Li Xian looked up at Zhou Gongci again, seeing that Zhou Gongci was rarely listening to him quietly and attentively, he said mischievously again: "Xiao Zhouli understand? This may be a bit difficult for Li's IQ oh."

"Don't make trouble! I'm not stupid, why can't I understand! Let's continue."

Li Xian giggled again, then finally restrained his smile, put on the director's aura that he usually commands decisively in the company, restrained the kind of playfulness he usually played during the live broadcast, and said in a low voice: "Mile's system is the post-deployment system. To be a queen, my system is some kind of true love system, this true love system needs to find the right person to earn enough tacit value to help others become queen. Although it is a bit stupid..."

Zhou Gongci interrupted him dissatisfiedly: "What's the matter, I still have a little IQ."

Li Xian said softly and in a low voice: "Don't make trouble for Xiao Zhou, listen to me."

The husky Zhou was immediately docile, and then slowly lay down docilely.

The barrage started to boil again.

Barrage: So sweet, this pair of CPs!

Barrage: It’s very emotional that the partnership finally came true

Barrage: Oh, I ate this dog food

Barrage: It’s so sweet, I feel like I’m in love

"Although Li is stupid, but Wo doesn't dislike Li, what are you doing so excited. Isn't Wo forming an alliance with Li? With me as Li's military adviser, this must be able to pass the test."

Husky Zhou cheered obediently: "Sure, brother!"

Li Xian was amused by Zhou Gongci, and said: "As long as you listen to what I say, you will definitely become a queen, and I can pass the test, isn't it very good. But in the future, I will discuss my options with me later. "

"How... how to discuss with Li? Sometimes I don't know when it will show options. Damn, if there is an option when I go to the toilet, I can't run to talk to Li? Around Nima A lot of guards! What if they see me so impolite and drag me down to beat me up?! When I die, I will do it all over again!"

"Damn! Can't you read the file?! Labor and capital really flew up and kicked you! Can't you use your brain?"

"Oh yes, read the file. I didn't think of it for a while." Husky Zhou sat back obediently.

"Oh, I'm going back. I've been out for a long time. I came out secretly. Don't die casually, don't hold me back." When Li Xian left Zhou Gongci's small room, he was still worried when he went out. Turning back to tell him.

However, Zhou Gongci didn't take this seriously at all, still felt that he was too strong, and his IQ was not a problem at all, so he just nodded perfunctorily, and said to Li Xian: "Don't worry, I won't be pulled up. What are you afraid of!"

Li Xian looked at Zhou Gongci's confident expression with skeptical eyes, feeling very helpless, but he knew that no amount of words could persuade this idiot, so he could only turn around after Zhou Gongci sent him out, and finally had to act like The old mother exhorted: "Did you understand what I just said?"

Zhou Gongci was absent-minded: "I understand, I understand."

"Really?" However, it is useless to say more, Li Xian can only leave first, and it is very difficult for him to send guards to come to Rongxiu Palace this time. You must know that the emperor wants to meet an unknown talent. It's still more or less eye-catching, and maybe it will make people jealous. If something bad happens, it will be taken away, especially Zhou Gongci is so stupid.

However, Zhou Gongci didn't realize that he was stupid at all, and he was brainwashed by the barrage.

Barrage: Zhou Cairen is really strong!

Barrage: IQ is really high in the universe explosion

Barrage: Is Nimali an Ultraman?

These boasting barrages accidentally blinded his eyes, making him unable to see the essence of huskies.

After a few more days, the days were peaceful and there was no jealous concubine coming to find fault. Seeing that Zhou Cairen was about to play military boxing in the small room boredly, and he still wanted to continue to carry out his previous work at that time. The business of the instructor was to teach some women self-defense skills to the concubines, so as to benefit some concubines in the palace, and he would not be so boring, and he looked at the few talented and beautiful women around him who seemed to be quite idle, Either plant flowers or stick your head down there with a needle to pierce them. Learning a woman's self-defense can also strengthen your body and pass the time.

How is he so smart!

Barrage: Can be very smart

Barrage: How about opening a martial arts gym in the harem?

Barrage: Is the concubine learning women's self-defense to defend against the emperor?

Barrage: This Zhou Cairen is a bit powerful

Just when other concubines were wondering what kind of business Cairen was doing in the room this week, why he could hear strange noises coming from his room every day, and could see Cairen sweating profusely from time to time. To come out to breathe, and to see him running around the palace wall strangely at night, they thought he was suffering from hysteria, and they all dared not approach him. be infected.

Zhou Gongci didn't notice this situation, but still foolishly went his own way, and after a few days, he lost people's hearts inexplicably.

Heart -1, Prestige -1

There were not many things in the first place, but now they have completely become negative.

Of course IQ is also negative.

Just like this, when the concubines thought that Zhou Cairen couldn't stand the gap and went crazy, they broke their glasses, and Zhou Cairen was once again passed on to serve as bed servant.

It is simply the injustice of God.

Didn't I say that stupid people have stupid blessings?

But silly ~ force no!