My online enemy is my wife

While the double-A fans in the anchor circle were yelling at the dog 11 scumbags, and they were fighting fiercely with their opponent Yihuafen with their sleeves rolled up, but the Qingfeng fans in the rps circle seemed to be celebrating the new year.

- chaotic evil

[Qingfeng is real: Seeing the screenshots of the group chat, especially Brother Lang's last sentence, I really can't stand it.He doesn't like to talk, so I speak for him.他想说的一切,我都知道……啊啊啊啊啊啊啊,清风是真的。 】

[Open mouth to eat food: I can do nothing but scream like a groundhog, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...]

[There is only one breath left: The school grass is really suing and attacking today.A group of people from the sixth class made a noisy decision to change seats, and completely forgot to ask the opinions of the two parties. Although it was obvious that it was unintentional, it was really disrespectful.The school grass never mentions herself, she only speaks for the school bully, she is really too spoiled. 】

[The wind and waves are real: So is Brother Feng.I think he must be the kind of person who blocks group messages, does not spy on the screen and does not bubble up, and only sets keywords.Otherwise, it will not appear in such a timely manner and raise objections.Boom... No one cares, only Brother Lang. 】

[Yan Fengyan: Damn, I'll forget about crying to death. Why are they so compatible? I'll pay you nine yuan. Get married soon! 】

[To live is to enjoy the breeze: The two of them are really too sweet, woo woo... I can't figure out why they haven't socialized in junior high school.If we were together at that time, the children would be able to make soy sauce! 】

【Number one in the universe:...】

[No. [-] in the universe: They had socialized in junior high school, otherwise Brother Feng wouldn't be so special to Brother Lang now. 】

[Qingfeng is real: Boss of the universe, please break the news! ! !I browsed through Donglan's forums and almost turned me into a fan of Brother Lang's girlfriend, but I still haven't found Qingfeng's food. I seem to know their first meeting, ahhhhhhhh...it must be very romantic. 】

How the hell did I know when they first met? Brother Feng just said that he owed Brother Lang a favor, but didn't tell me a word about it.

Besides, I seem to be the only outsider who knows about Brother Feng's debt to Brother Lang. If I reveal it, I won't be able to live.

Lu Haoyu's entry into this group was just accidental at first, and later he posted pictures because he wanted to see the girls' funny reactions, but he didn't put his life on the line.Even if this group of girls has a thousand-meter-thick filter and calls the school bully every day that he's a tit-for-tat and super cute, he won't believe a word.

Brother Feng is really cold-blooded and ruthless to everyone except Brother Lang.

Lu Haoyu touched the bruise on his face that had just disappeared, and typed: [It's about privacy, I can't say it. 】

[Qingfeng is real: errrrrrrrrrrrrrrhrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 】

[There is only one breath left: When it comes to privacy, I think we should learn from the forum of Donglan No. [-] Middle School.The information about the school grass and the school bully, as well as the photos, etc., we in this school should read it ourselves, just take a look, and don't spread it to the public.Yesterday I saw in the comment section of the CP building that some people said they came from Weibo. I was worried that if I didn't control it, it would have a bad influence on them. 】

[Can't draw: Senior sister is right, I also think it's time to manage and control it.Brother Lang and Brother Feng are amateurs, so they shouldn't be given too much exposure. 】

[Open your mouth to eat: I agree with both hands! 】

[Qingfeng is real: Both hands and feet phantom limbs expressed their support. 】

[Duo Mi, you: the upstairs is really dirty... I also support it. 】

So Lu Haoyu was stunned and the two parties didn't know about it. The ladies and sisters in the group discussed a set of management review system overnight, and contacted the administrator of the post bar, and promptly deleted all related information about Yanqin and Feng or Privacy of posts and photos.

Ten o'clock the next morning.

Feng You got up in a daze, and played with his mobile phone while having breakfast. After a while, he suddenly woke up.

Can't draw: "Miss, I'm sorry, the picture I promised you may be delivered to you later. I stayed up late last night to formulate group rules and assessment systems with the girls in the group, and I didn't have time to draw."

Can't draw: "That's right, although I know that Miss Sister, you have true love for Qingfeng and you are also a student of this school, but for the convenience of management, please contact the administrator in private for three days for assessment. If you don't take the assessment or the assessment score is too low, you will be banned You kicked out of the group. In order to avoid bad influence on the two cooks, in the future, colleagues and food related to school grass and school bullies will not be posted in the post bar. Only the girls who pass the assessment and are in the group can get food. "

Before Feng Hu could react, Mrs. Hua Hua sent him another message.

Can't draw: "This is the assessment form, Miss Sister, you can fill it out and send it to me directly, I am one of the managers. [Attachment: Assessment Form]]"

What?

I eat my own food, and I still have to be assessed?

If he fails the assessment, he will be kicked out?

Feng or got up and turned on the computer, downloaded the assessment form, stared at the examination questions in a daze.

What the hell are these topics? !

Height and weight don't matter, what the hell is the waist circumference?

Are your eyes X-rays? I don’t even know my waistline. I wear such thick clothes in winter. How did you find out! ?

Who talks the most, who has better handwriting, who is more experienced in dealing with people, and who is more popular?

I know this question, it's all Yanqin.

What was the first conversation the two had after their high school reunion?

Feng Or thought about it for a while, in the barbecue restaurant, Yanqin stared at him, he hated Yanqin, called him a fool... Feng Or's ears instantly burned.

An hour later, after answering the questions and handing over the assessment form, Feng Xun emptied his eyes and slumped on the computer chair with dull eyes, until Bai Qitang played him a QQ voice to remind him of the game at 2 o'clock. Standing up to wash his face and wake up, he staggered and almost fell to the floor.

The people who made the questions are all devils... Where did they know these things?

Feng or who was in a trance didn't know, because he provided a lot of sneak photos and made a great contribution to the CP cause. Lu Haoyu directly obtained the management qualification. Not only did he not have to answer questions, but he also provided several exam questions, such as the two A reunion, such as the first intimate contact between two people.

After washing his face, he managed to wake himself up a little bit, Feng Or tried hard to let his mind go blank and stop thinking about the CP group, but God did not let him go, Feng Or just sat back in front of the computer, Yan Qin in the class group suddenly spoke.

[School Grass-Yanqin: I want to know what happened, why the CP building where Feng He and I suddenly disappeared? 】

[Squad Leader-Mo Xiao: ... Brother Lang, did you go to see your and Feng or's CP building? 】

[School Grass-Yanqin: Look, I flipped through it while eating, it's quite a meal. 】

[Discipline-Tang Fei: ...]

There was a row of ellipses in the group, and someone asked Yanqin if he didn't mind this kind of thing?

[School Grass-Yanqin: What do you care about, who doesn't have a hobby. 】

[Discipline-Tang Fei: Sure enough, there are only wrong names, not wrong nicknames. Brother Lang, you are a real wave. 】

[School Grass-Yanqin: Get out. 】

[Squad Leader-Mo Xiao: Brother Lang, you won, really. 】

[The handsome man-Chen Yuan: ... I accept it! 】

[Entertainment-Jiang Xue: Quietly ask, Brother Lang, you don't mind, what about Brother Feng...]

[School grass-Yanqin: I don't mind, I asked him last time. 】

In front of the computer screen, Feng He's face instantly turned red, and he typed quickly: [Yanqin...]

[School Grass-Yanqin: Cough, let’s get down to business, who can tell me why the CP building disappeared. 】

Feng Or covered his hot face, wanting to wash his face in cold water again, but he was afraid that Yanqin would say something in the group that would make him blush and heartbeat.Feng You suddenly thought about Yan Qin's attitude of not shy away from anything and answering every question. He couldn't be credited for the questions on the assessment form.

In a neighborhood near the third middle school, Jiang Xue screamed with a whisper, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm going to explode tonight!"

Jiang Xue rolled twice on the bed excitedly, and then typed tremblingly: [I saw this when I went to the post bar last night, it seems to be to protect the privacy of you and Brother Feng, your CP fans, please delete it from the post bar management posted. 】

[School Grass-Yanqin: That's it... Thank you. 】

[Entertainment-Jiang Xue: It's okay. 】

The class group became quiet in an instant, but Feng You's heart was still in suspense. He always felt that there was something hidden under Yanqin's ellipsis.

After 2 minutes, the chaotic evil group exploded!

It literally exploded.

[The breeze is real: Screenshot.jpg]

[Qingfeng is real: I...I...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...]

Open the picture with the seal or trembling hand, it is a screenshot of the group system message.

——[Yanqin] applied to join the group [Chaotic Evil], additional message: The cp building is gone, I want to pay for it.

[Qingfeng is real: Sisters, please tell me, is this a high imitation?I was afraid and trembling. 】

【Yan Fengyan:...】

【Domi you: ...】

【Number one in the universe:...】

Everyone who is online in the group is a row of ellipsis, Jiang Xue was also shocked.

[Can't draw: ...it's me.This is a screenshot just sent by the class six friends. 】

There was another row of ellipses in the group, Lu Haoyu wiped his cold sweat, and murmured: "Brother Lang's operation is too coquettish, but luckily Brother Feng didn't know he was here, otherwise someone would really die."

However, Feng Ru knew that he was blushing now, pinching his cell phone, trying his best to endure, trying to expose the latent matter several times, and calling Yan Qin to tell him to stop making trouble.

How could cooking be so high-profile?

Can you stay away from your CP fan life!

[Qingfeng is real: that... Brother Lang applied twice more.screenshot.jpg]

——[Yanqin] applied to join the group [Chaotic Evil], additional information: I heard that I will be admitted to the group for assessment, I have no problem, just take the test casually.

——[Yanqin] applied to join the group [Chaotic Evil], with an additional message: I use the official food as a ticket, can I come in?

Feng Or couldn't take it anymore and called Yanqin, "Stop making trouble..."

Yanqin replied innocently, "I didn't make trouble, didn't I not send messages in the class?"

"You...you..." Feng or his Adam's apple rolled, suppressing his shame, trying to think of words, "you, don't disturb them."

"They?" Yan Qin thought for a while, and the corner of his mouth immediately raised, "How do you know that I applied to join the CP fan group, and you are in the group?"

Feng or forced to pretend to be calm, "No, no."

Yan Qin deliberately lowered his voice, almost whispering, "You can't fool me, little brother."

Feng Or was once again collapsed by the little brother's yell, and buried his head on the table.

Yanqin couldn't help laughing, "Okay, then I won't join the group. Can you let me take a group photo when we play in the afternoon?"

Feng Or sprawled on the table for a while before recovering, and said in a low voice, "...OK."