My online enemy is my wife

Looking at the dead silent class group, Tang Fei burst into tears.

Why!Why did Brother Feng suddenly appear? Why is it so difficult for me to pretend to be a jerk!

Tang Fei didn't think about it at all, and he didn't have the guts to dismantle Brother Lang and Brother Feng's tablemates. What he said earlier was purely to pave the way for himself to pretend to be aggressive, and he waited for everyone to finish swiping the screen, and he came out to pretend to be aggressive. , tell your own plan.

But who would have thought that everyone would swipe the screen to actually swipe the school bully himself.

It's so hard, it's so hard for me.

Tang Fei trembled and typed: [Brother Feng, please give the little one a minute to explain! ! ! 】

[Discipline-Tang Fei: I didn't mean that, I really didn't want to separate you and Brother Lang! ! !Where did I have the guts to break up the two of you, am I tired of working?Just your CP fan sister can kill me, I really don't know how to do such a thing and dare not do it. 】

In front of the computer, looking at the words CP fan, my mind was stunned for a moment. Even Tang Fei knew that he and Yanqin had CP, what the hell did Ultraman do with that voice!

Since lurking in the chaotic and evil group, Feng or who eats the first-hand food in the group every day has never been to the post bar. He has no idea that the number of replies in the CP building of him and Yanqin has exceeded [-], and will soon exceed [-].

Compared with the Donglan No. [-] Middle School forum, which is not open to the outside world and whose verification difficulty can be called hell, the school post bar of No. [-] Middle School is just like the door of my house is always open. Don’t have too many young ladies who are addicted to CP.

Twenty thousand?

I'm afraid that before Yanqin's official candy is released, the number of replies from the CP floor of the two of them will exceed [-].

There is no way, Yanqin and Feng or Yanzhi are too good at fighting.The other is a school bully and a school grassroots. This kind of CP naturally pokes the G-spot of the rotten girls.

As if the shark smelled blood, more and more young ladies came to watch the CP, and the posts continued to become popular and occupy the top position. But almost everyone who likes to go to school to post CP now knows about Qingfeng CP.Not to mention that he was already in class six, especially Tang Fei, who was sitting in the front row of the two of them. He had been poked privately by the young lady more than once, asking Yanqin and Feng Oryou what to whisper, begging for food.

Tang Fei was still crying in the group, explaining while crying.

[Discipline-Tang Fei: Brother Feng, I really didn't want to tear you down.Penguin crying on the ground.jpg]

[Discipline-Tang Fei: I just want to separate myself from the direction, and the transfer student sister sits in the front row of Brother Lang.In this way, brother lang can be an assistant, and people who are at the same table as the young lady can also practice their spoken English. 】

[Discipline-Tang Fei: QAQ, I am willing to give up my seat, I will sit in the last row.Bald Seimei Crying.jpg]

Tang Fei was really about to cry. It was obviously the moment when he sacrificed himself righteously and won applause from the audience. Why did it become like this.

It's so hard to pretend, it's too hard, woohoo...

[Discipline-Tang Fei: Brother Feng, please tell me something, whether it is life or death, give me an accurate statement.Why am I so difficult.jpg]

[Discipline-Tang Fei: @校草-燕萨, woo... Brother Lang, for the sake of being a bully and a horse, please help me.Even if I'm not worthy to form a CP with you, I have served you for a semester anyway, running up and down every three days to buy you medicine and water, saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda! 】

[Discipline-Tang Fei: Brother Lang, please, take your deskmate away.Brothers and wives, you can never have a wife, you don’t want brothers...]

Tang Fei seems to have been visiting the Qingfeng CP building a lot, and he has already begun to speak indiscriminately.

Yan Qin couldn't help laughing out loud, he could already imagine how red Feng Or's face was now.Returning to school on Monday, Tang Fei really will peel off his skin even if he is not dead.

Feng Or was so ashamed and angry that he wanted to rush to Tang Fei's house with a knife and hack him to death.

But he still suppressed his shame and sent a private message to Tang Fei, "Shut up! Cancel!"

[Discipline-Tang Fei] withdrew a message.

[Discipline-Tang Fei] withdrew a message.

Tang Fei withdrew two messages in a row, and the group messages stayed where he asked for approval or gave a correct sentence.

[Discipline-Tang Fei: Brother Feng QAQ...]

After watching the fun for a long time, Mo Xiao finally realized his conscience and came out to save his friend, [Ahem, let's get down to business.Since Tang Fei is willing to give up his seat, it is Xiang Xiang who is at the same table as the transfer student.Do you have any comments? 】

At this time, who has any objections? Everyone who pretended to be dead just now bubbled up, saying that they have no objections.

With a smile on the corner of Yanqin's mouth, he couldn't hold back and tapped the letter, "Brother, I was almost arranged to go out just now, do you have anything to say?"

There was no reply for half an hour or so.

Yanqin: "Do you really have nothing to say? Then I will express my opinion."

Ke Keai loves Xiao Feng or: "...you go."

Yan Qin typed quickly: "Don't you want to know what opinion I want to express?"

Feng or: "You, what's your opinion?"

Yanqin suppressed a smile: "I'll tell you, I don't agree. Because I want a wife, I want a brother. Am I Yanqin the kind of person who doesn't want brothers when he has a wife?"

Feng or this time there was no reply for half a day.

Yanqin was suddenly a little curious: "Little brother or wife, which of these two names is more unbearable to you?"

Feng or: "Yanqin!"

"Haha...it seems like you called me by your own name. It's worth remembering." Yanqin sent a voice message on his mobile phone, "Come on, call me again, and I won't make a fuss."

It took a full 2 ​​minutes before Feng Hu sent a message.

In less than 2 seconds, the voice was clear and cold, and he stammered: "Yan-Qin."

Yanqin listened to it several times, wishing he could rub Feng's head again, how could this person be so cute and soft to him.

Keeping his word, Yan Qin didn't make any more noise, and was about to type in the group to say that he had an opinion, but he didn't expect someone to take the lead.

[Entertainment-Jiang Xue: I have an opinion. 】

The class group was silent for a moment, and Mo Xiao remembered that Jiang Xue had also raised objections when he blocked or expressed his opinions just now.

[Squad leader-Mo Xiao: Uh... What's your opinion, Mr. Xiaohua?Please say. 】

Originally, Jiang Xue cursed Tang Fei ten thousand times in her heart, but after knowing that he was an ally, she suddenly had a new idea.

[Entertainment-Jiang Xue: I object because both Brother Lang and Direction are boys.In a completely unfamiliar environment, in a foreign country, and girls are naturally sensitive, the new deskmate is the most suitable of the same sex.So, I discussed it with Siqi, I moved to the last row, and the transfer student sister and Siqi were at the same table.My location is also close to Brother Lang. If there is any problem, he can help in time. 】

[Yingdai-Le Siqi: I, I have participated in summer camps abroad, and simple daily communication is no problem. 】

Compared with Tang Fei's attempt to pretend to be coercive and failed miserably, Jiang Xue's proposal is well-founded and much more considerate.

As a result, Le Siqi finally fell on Le Siqi to be at the same table with the transfer student's sister, and the school belle who is gentle, generous and self-sacrificing once again received a lot of praise.

Seeing Jiang Xue being praised in the group, Tang Fei silently wiped his tears, pretending to be forced but being struck by lightning, why is he so miserable, huh!

[School Grass-Yanqin: Although you have already discussed it, I think I should make a statement. 】

The group was instantly as quiet as chickens.

Yan Qin suppressed the smile on his face, and typed: [Neither I nor Feng He have any intention of changing the same table, we get along very happily, and don't want a third party to intervene.I hope that no one will try again, or even propose to dismantle the two of us, neither Lao Xiao nor Ultraman. 】

[School Grass-Yanqin: Finally, if Feng is not talkative, let me say for him, respect is mutual. 】

Yanqin's last words caused the original sixth class to fall into silence.

In front of the computer, Feng or his throat choked, he took a deep breath, his eyes were still red.

Back then in the bathroom, Yanqin beat those who insulted him and called him nicknames, and said the same thing: "Respect is mutual, if you don't know how to respect others, then I don't have to respect you."

Feng or red-eyed, logged into station B with his mobile phone, and sent two more statuses in a row.

——Asdf: Thank you.

——Asdf: Thank you for teaching me to fight back in the face of criticism.

Although he only learned to use his fists, he still thanked Yanqin.

Feng may not care what his fans think when they see these states, he just wants to record what he wants to say at the moment.

After he overcomes the obstacle of speaking, he will tell Yanqin what he said.

He closed or quit station B, only to find that Yanqin had sent him another message.

Yanqin: "Little brother, what are you doing, playing games?"

Seal or wiped his face, and quickly typed back: "No."

Yanqin: "I said, why did you see the group chat, why didn't you play games today?"

Feng Er didn't dare to tell Yanqin about his live broadcast of playing games, but he told Yanqin that he would play games at this time of night.At that time Yanqin didn't ask him what he was playing, nor did he propose to play with him, Feng Ru was secretly a little disappointed, he was ready to report his steam account ID.

Thinking of being bullied by the 11 handsome dog, making his live barrage completely unwatchable tonight, and getting offline after finishing a round angrily, Feng Or couldn't help complaining a little, "Meet dumbass."

Yanqin: "There are quite a lot of idiots in the game."

Yanqin: "What game do you play, let's form a team and play together?"

Feng or felt better immediately. He opened his steam account, looked at the games he had on it, and asked hesitantly, "Monster Hunter, can you?"

At the same time, Yanqin was also looking at the games on his own steam account, and typed back: "OK, come to ID, I'll add you as a friend."

That night, Feng You happily went to hunt monsters with Yan Qin.

But his second consecutive state has confused all the fans, what's wrong with God A?Why are you thanking people without thinking?Who is he thanking?Criticism?counterattack?

Has god A been criticized by anyone today?

A double A fan thought about the fight with Yihuafen today, and couldn't help but comment and ask, did Yihuafen tear up our God A?So our god A counterattacked and downloaded it?

Fuck!

The ladies of Double A got angry instantly, they rolled up their sleeves and went to find some pollen to tear them apart.