My online enemy is my wife

"These old bastards..."

Yanqin gritted his teeth, opened the homepage of station B and saw that he and Asdf crashed again, "I delayed uploading 4-4 ​​on purpose for two fucking days, and it was scheduled at 4:[-] in the morning, how could this happen."

Seeing the video uploaded by Asdf at 4:10 in the morning, Yanqin was furious, "Fuck!"

It stands to reason that there are so many anchors in the game area, and there are so many games. There is still time for reviewing videos on station B, and there is a possibility of accidental car crashes.But the frequent crashes like him and Asdf are really evil and can't be more evil.

Yanqin once didn't believe in evil, and recorded three customs clearance videos during the live broadcast, but only uploaded the video of pictures 3-7 when uploading, and the time was set at 2 o'clock in the middle of the night.He thinks that there is a one-third probability that it is still timed, so the car will not crash now!

But that night Asdf rarely stayed up late to live broadcast that night, cleared 5 pictures in one go, and uploaded the video while live broadcasting.So the coincidence happened again, as soon as Asdf successfully uploaded 3-7 on the front foot, Yanqin's 3-7 on the back foot was automatically released.

Okay, nothing more to say, the two held hands again and were sent to the front page by their respective fans and troublemakers.

"Isn't this bastard a student like me? He still dares to stay up all night before school starts, so he won't die." Yanqin couldn't help swearing, he really wanted to find a real Asdf PK once.

I know you're stupid, can you just shut up and don't hit me?

Oh shit.

The atmosphere in the group gradually heated up, a group of people laughed and ridiculed Yan Qin's nonsense in a fancy way, and the topic gradually turned to metaphysics.

[The humblest and worst brother: Xiao 11, do you want to set up a flag, and if you get an angel, you will be naked/photographed or something, I heard that this metaphysics is good. 】

[Have you returned the flowers: nudes/photographs are outdated long ago, and the real metaphysics is the live broadcast of women's clothing to draw cards.Even if Xuan does not save Fei in the end, 11 can still earn a wave of topics and popularity. 】

[I don't know how to borrow money, and don't @我: There are too many live broadcasts of women's clothing. Women's clothing singing and meowing is really awesome. It will definitely move God and successfully marry a capable wife.Little 11, would you like me to order a maid outfit with cat ears for you? 】

[Su Yan: I fucking die of laughing, are you straight guys so scary? God K, you can return the maid outfit with cat ears. 】

Yanqin took a deep breath, he is really a pacifist, but these three old bastards are always making trouble.

Grinding his teeth, Yanqin logged on to his Weibo account, Aite, three old bastards.

11 Handsome V: @最边微很少姐儿子@keyia@你花判Thanks to the three brothers for their kind sponsorship, I, 11 Shuai, set the flag here!Zhouyou's next card pool update, if I can't get a new six-star, the three of them will send women's clothing photos.If I can draw an angel, the three of them will learn how to meow by pretending to be a maid with cat ears.In my last life, I must have built bridges and roads to benefit all people, dedicated myself to the progress of mankind, and died before I could give you three brothers who are so affectionate and loyal in this life.Not much to say, a brother, a brother for a lifetime!

As soon as Yanqin posted this Weibo, his fans went viral, and then the fans of his three anchors also went viral.

【What?I was 11 and finally lost my mind, did I also start the metaphysics of women's clothing? 】

【Um?I looked again and again, and it turned out that it wasn't 11's women's clothing, it was God K and his three women's clothing. 】

[11 live broadcast without even showing your face, think about women's clothing photos or something in your dreams. 】

[Hahaha... Do game anchors work so hard to draw cards these days? 】

[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh God K's female attire?I can! ! ! 】

[It is said that sisterhood in plastic flowers is like brotherhood in diamonds. I didn't believe it at first, but now I believe it! God K and the others have so much awareness and sacrifice that they are willing to help 11, a black hole-level African, set a flag. 】

[A brother, a brother for a lifetime!Cheers to 11 and Hua Ye for their friendship! 】

【cheers! ! ! 】

【cheers! ! ! 】

[Actually, to be honest, I think 11 is so bad that it is better to find someone to draw it for you, such as the one next door. 】

[The proposal upstairs is a show, 11 and God A join forces, whether it is the disintegration of the European Union or Brexit, it is a big drama! 】

[God damn the European Union is disintegrating, please stop talking nonsense, I am about to laugh my head off. 】

[I flipped through the comments, and I was celebrating seeing three women's clothing photos. Why are you so fat and don't believe in 11?It's the first time he set up this kind of flag. God K and the others have given them all their trust. Why should you help 11 to cheer up. 】

[It's too bad, I can't add it, let's celebrate and look at the women's clothing photos. 】

What happened on Weibo quickly spread to the group, Hua Ye sent out ten emoticons of stabbing someone with a knife.

[Have you returned the flowers: 11 You bastard, get out! ! !Who the hell is going to help you set the flag to post women's clothing photos, you bastard, don't pull us into the water yourself. 】

[The humblest and worst brother: Fuck, god damn 11, I will kill your whole family! ! ! 】

[I don't know how to borrow money, and I don't want to @我: 11, we can discuss everything, so hurry up and delete Weibo. 】

【Su Yan: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... You guys have been tricked for making fun of this bastard. 】

[Jump up and hit you on the head: No, your attitude is wrong.Although 11 Weibo said so, but you don't agree to women's clothing, where does he get your women's clothing to post?It's not like you to be so cowardly, God K. 】

[I won't borrow money, and don't @我: No, he has. 】

[Jump up and hit you on the head:? ? ? 】

[The most humble and miserable brother: QAQ Me too. 】

[Have you returned the flowers: I only hate that I was kind-hearted back then, and was cheated by this bastard! 】

[Ten years later Lanbo: Brother Jump, I don't know how late you joined the group. 11 This dog thing relied on being the youngest back then, pretending to be silly and sweet, and fooled Brother Hua and the others into eating chicken solo. For solo, there must be a stake, so you get the idea. 】

【11 Shuai: @十年后蓝波gives you a chance to reorganize the language. 】

[Ten years later Lanbo: Dad, I was wrong. 】

[Ten years later, Lanbo: It's Laohua and the other old bastards who set the routine. Dad, you failed, and you killed him. Everything is their own fault. 】

【Jump up and hit you on the head:...】

[Su Yan: Lan Bo, can you kneel and lick a little more?Show some backbone that a man should have! 】

[Ten years later Lan Bo: What is the backbone, black history is the most terrible. 】

【Su Yan: ... What do you have in his hands? 】

[11 Shuai: Nothing, just a photo of him wearing his girlfriend's black silk legs. 】

[Ten years later, Lan Bo: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! ! 】

【Su Yan: I've seen it, Lan Bo, you... you can do it. 】

【Jump up and hit you on the head: I am incompatible with you perverts.jpg】

Yanqin has been an anchor for two years, and he was only young when he joined the group.

Big anchors like Keyia and the others with millions of fans, not to mention that everyone is an old beast, but at least half of them are 'gentlemen'.A group of grown men suddenly mixed in with a pink and tender thirteen or fourteen-year-old wife, who is still very handsome. It's strange that this group of animals can be a person.Led by Keyia, they made solo arrangements with Yanqin respectively, and the loser would do one thing according to the winner's request.

Their wishful thinking was crackling, especially Hua Ye is a retired former CS professional player, no matter how bad his level is, he will not lose to a young rookie.But who knows that Yanqin is not a pure newcomer. He once hit the top three in the Asian server in a solo queue. If he didn't care about e-sports, he would have been poached by a professional team to play professionally.

A group of old bastards with evil intentions were killed by Yanqin just like that, and they were forced to do a lot of shameful things.

"My heart, am I not human? Women's clothing, black silk, these are not your own ideas, I just meet your needs and let you make them." Facing the incompetent roar of the old beasts, Yan Qin did not change his face. Save the black history as a backup.

In the group, Master Hua and the others were still crazily scolding Yanqin Goushi, telling him to delete Weibo immediately.

[11 Shuai: You better pray that I am neither bad nor European this time. If I really get a wife, the three of you just wait for the cat-eared maid to pretend to sing and meow. 】

[The most miserable and humble brother: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah 】

[Have you returned the flowers: 11, do you still remember the first chicken-eating video you posted back then, was it because of me that you clicked over a million?You can't forget this kindness. 】

[11 Shuai: @最热的最羞的小姐子, you want to fight me desperately?Then I will post the KayiaX you recited, and your colored fan-humanities recording on Weibo, so that you can benefit the majority of cp fans before you die. 】

[11 Shuai: @花呢返回了?Don't look at the fan chats posted by female fans. You and I are just ordinary group friends, and the kindness does not exist. 】

[I don't know how to borrow money, and don't @我: I didn't say anything, why did you post the fanfiction recordings of me and my brother, and you want to post the presbyopic X brother. 】

【Have you paid back the money:...】

【The most miserable and humble brother: ...】

[Su Yan: Are you betting so big on solo?Thinking about the fandom of being fucked by my brother... This shame is exploding!We girls don't dare to play, but you dare to touch, are you really straight?By the way, where did you find the fanfiction, please send me a copy.

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[Ten years later, Lan Bo: That legendary place, I don’t even accept the fucking wall, so I can go to that old Ford to find Lao Hua’s fanart if I accept 11. 】

[11 Shuai: If you have a senior rotten female cousin and cousin, and they trick you into buying fanbooks at the exhibition, you can also find these things and read them blankly. 】

Good-looking boys, never believe the "accompany me to buy a notebook" and "let me take two pictures with this cos" from relatives and friends of rotten girls. Finally, don't be curious because you see familiar anime characters. Go open that so-called beautiful love book.

These are the precious experiences that Yanqin exchanged with blood and tears.