My online enemy is my wife

When Feng or was annoyed, Yanqin had already chosen the medicine, smiled at him, and went out to pay.With good eyesight, Feng Ru secretly wrote down the name of the medicine Yanqin bought, and then quickly found the medicine he wanted to buy, quickly checked out and stuffed the medicine in his schoolbag.

Walking out of the store, seeing that Yanqin was waiting for him, Feng Or hesitated for a while and didn't approach, but he didn't stay too far away either.

Yan Qin looked at Feng Or like this, and found him more and more amusing.

"Have you bought it yet?" Yanqin glanced at his schoolbag, and checked the time with his mobile phone, "It's almost two o'clock, shall we go back to school?"

Feng Or nodded, and silently followed Yanqin with his schoolbag on his back.

"Tang Fei asked me to help before, I thought about it and decided to agree to him." On the way back to school, Yan Qin said suddenly.

Feng You hummed subconsciously, and then said blankly, "Tang Fei?"

"Just sit in front of me, the little fat guy, and ask me to take care of your disciplinary committee member after school." Yanqin said as he climbed the stairs, "Do you remember?"

Feng or remembered, but Tang Fei's original words were to let Yanqin take care of him?Shouldn't he cooperate with the work?

"Unlock your phone for me." Feng You was still surprised, and when he heard Yan Qin's words, he subconsciously handed over the unlocked phone.

"Hey, your WeChat and QQ avatar is Brother Lu. It matches you quite well, 'I am in society, Brother Lu, and people don't talk too much'. Well, silence is golden, so it is very similar." Yanqin held Feng or's mobile phone After a quick operation, he returned the phone to him.

"Mobile phone number, QQ and WeChat, I have saved your contact information." Yanqin smiled, "From tomorrow onwards, you will be under my control."

"..." Feng Or looked at the extra contacts on his phone——A Yanqin A, suspecting that he was deaf and blind, and his mind went blank.

"Didn't understand?" Yanqin lowered his voice on purpose, leaned into Feng's ear and said, "That is to say, from now on, I will be the disciplinary committee member who only cares about you. As long as I am in school, I will watch over you and supervise you. You, you are not allowed to be late, leave early, skip classes, or violate rules and regulations."

The warm breath blows against the ears, and the tips of Feng's ears start to feel hot.

"I don't have much time at school, but I hope to see you when I'm here, so I want to take care of you." Yanqin laughed, "Is that all right? Classmate Feng."

Feng Ru inexplicably felt a little pitiful from these words, and nodded as soon as his heart softened.

"Nodding means agreeing?" Yan Qin couldn't help laughing.

It was only then that Feng Hu realized what he had promised, his ears were all red, he almost fled across the third step in one step, quickly climbed the stone steps and rushed into the school gate.

Behind him, Yan Qin couldn't help laughing loudly.

When Yanqin returned to the classroom, Feng or was indeed not there.

Smiling, Yanqin took a cup of hot water to take medicine, and played games boringly.

As the class time drew closer, the number of people in the classroom gradually increased. Tang Fei threw a box of medicine to Yanqin as soon as he entered the door, "Brother Lang, my mother asked you to give it to you."

The packaging of this box of medicine is too similar to the Sanwu health care products that fool the middle-aged and the elderly, especially the Korean characters are printed on it, and the red Chinese characters of XX ginseng paste are even more eye-catching.

The corners of Yanqin's mouth twitched slightly, "Auntie traveled abroad during the Chinese New Year, was she brainwashed?"

Tang Fei shook his head, "It's not my mother, it's your mother."

The words were a bit ambiguous, and facing Yan Qin's indifferent eyes, Tang Fei quickly explained: "Your mother asked my mother to bring this medicine back from country H, and she said that the students over there drink this medicine for their exams to improve their immunity and physical fitness." .Aren’t you prone to getting sick because of your poor physique? It’s just right to eat this.”

Yanqin: "..."

Mo Xiao leaned over and said, "Brother Lang, I remember that your mother's education is not low, she is a graduate of a prestigious university, and she actually believes in this? How do you say that, love makes people dizzy, I It’s similar to maternal love. Auntie bought you this, why not buy you two boxes of vitamins.”

"Fuck, I've seen this medicine before. The old man next door is taking it every day. I heard it's really bad to drink. It's so bitter." A boy with a relatively loud voice came over, and he attracted more people as soon as he opened his mouth.

"Haven't you heard that good medicine tastes bitter? But are health care products medicine..."

"Brother Lang, you don't really want to live a healthy life for middle-aged people, do you? How old are you?"

"I think it's almost the same. You see, Brother Lang doesn't drink Kuo Le milk tea. He boils hot water every day, and now he's taking health care products..."

More and more people came around, you joked with Yanqin, but no one noticed Feng He standing at the back door.

Seal or open the schoolbag a little and look inside, there is an exquisite package with a tall name, but it still can't hide the blue cap on the box, which is the so-called health medicine logo.

Feng or closed his eyes, wishing he could go back before school and beat Lu Haoyu to death who suggested him to buy health medicine.

Before school, Lu Haoyu gave Feng or a good science popularization. How did Yanqin take sick leave for a month when school started? Because of the pronunciation of her name, countless people thought she was a sick and weak girl.

"I don't agree with anything else, I just want Brother Lang to be able to pass in and out of the school with his face."

Lu Haoyu looked envious, "Since 'Ultraman' became the director of the teaching department, we are like the monster Godzilla, chasing cats and dogs all day long, and life is miserable. In the past, we could rely on pretending Uncle security fools him into and out of the school, and now he has to go to the infirmary to get a slip of absence, and then take the slip to the teaching office to get it stamped. Except for the slip with the official seal of the academic affairs office, uncle security will not recognize anything."

"Since I can't get out, I'll go over the wall. But damn, I was caught by Altman several times over the wall. I doubt that he has installed surveillance cameras on all the walls, otherwise I can't catch everyone. It’s only been one semester, and I’ve written countless self-criticism papers, and if I write self-criticism papers for the college entrance examination composition, I’m sure I’ll get full marks.”

Lu Haoyu sighed, "I want to skip class and go to Summoner's Canyon, why is it so difficult..."

"Compare us, and look at Brother Lang. Damn, his face is a fake note, or a fake note stamped with the official seal of the Academic Affairs Office!"

"I heard that the dean's office is tired of stamping him. Altman personally greeted the security department. He, Yanqin, is a man who can come in and out of the school at will with his face!"

"Hold!"

"It's different to rely on your face to eat. I'm so fucking envious."

Later, Lu Haoyu read a lot of fragments, and listened carefully, and finally came to the conclusion that Lu Haoyu didn't know what kind of disease Yanqin had, but he heard that he had poor immunity, and he would get sick at the slightest sign of trouble.

And after knowing Feng or owed Yanqin's favor, Lu Haoyu patted his chest and recommended several health medicines to Feng or, saying that the family members had taken it and the effect was very good, so it would be right to give it to Yanqin.

Feng Ru wrote it down in a daze, and then went to the pharmacy by accident, and met Yanqin there.

Looking down at the health medicine in the bag, Feng might be wondering which trash bin he would go to so that nobody would notice.

In the classroom, a group of bad guys are still teasing Yanqin.

Yanqin simply sent a message to his mother, repeatedly reminding her not to trust those Sanwu health products, even if they were brought back from abroad.By the way, he also asked her to help check two things, and call him if there is any news.

Putting down the phone, Yanqin asked Mo Xiao calmly, "Have you changed your hairstyle? Why do you feel that your hair has lost a lot?"

"Missing?" Mo Xiao hurriedly stroked his hair, "Don't scare me, I've given up the liver explosion game just because of my hair."

After talking, Mo Xiao was still worried, so he took a picture with his mobile phone camera, and the more he looked at him, the more uneasy he became, "It seems to be a little less, what the hell, I won't be bald at a young age. I woke up these two mornings, and my pillow There are several hairs on it."

"Squad leader, have you lost your hair too? Me too. I don't know if it's because I listen to my parents talking about the college entrance examination every day. I'm still far away from the college entrance examination, but I'm stressed out. When I wake up in the morning and see the hair falling out, I want to die. .”

"Me too... I suspect it was caused by my recent insomnia. I couldn't fall asleep at three o'clock in the morning last night, and I almost couldn't get up this morning. Are those health medicines that are said to help sleep really effective... ..."

"Yes, there is a reason for it to exist, but there is no market for it if it doesn't work."

"If you say so, I think I can try it?"

"My cousin is eating one, I heard it's good, let's go buy some and try?"

A bunch of idiots, staying up all night for several days to catch up with winter homework, no matter how healthy people are, they will lose a few hairs, let alone the normal amount of hair loss every day.As for insomnia, are you sure you are not used to staying up late during Chinese New Year, is your biological clock out of order?

Successfully brought a wave of rhythm, and let the group of idiots drag him in. Yanqin was in a good mood, and put the box of health medicine in the drawer, ready to give it to Lao Yan as his birthday present when he returned home.