My online enemy is my wife

【car?Is Dog 11 so undisguised? 】

[Cover up your fart!Before coming out of the closet, this guy was not a human being, but now that he is out of the closet, he is no better than a beast. 】

[I beg you to put away the dirty jokes, and let me wait for straight men, we really don't want to know how men and men have children. 】

[Put me out of the car, this is not the car leading to kindergarten! ! ! 】

[The car door was welded to death by me, no one should think about it!Eat, give me a big bite, isn't the double A delicious? 】

【poisonous!As a straight guy, I am quite touched by the little jokes they wrote...]

[Drip, rotten male card! 】

Yanqin smiled, "I also feel very touched."

The barrage exploded again.

Although there is no barrage assistant, as long as I contact Yanqin who said to watch the car before, I want to know what his endless sense of meaning means.

The heat on Feng or his face couldn't come down.

Master Hua sneered, "You will die if you don't tease God A for a day?"

Yanqin said lightly, "It's none of your business if I molested my wife, shut up if you're single."

Master Hua said angrily: "You..."

Bai Jitang deliberately coughed, "Ahem..."

It was only then that Master Hua remembered that there were children in the team, and the swearing he was about to utter turned a corner, almost missing his own tongue, "You fucking meow can't take care of single people!"

Yan Qin said seriously, "No."

Master Hua: "..."

【Meow meow meow? 】

【He's meowing, hahahahahaha...】

【Hahahaha... Master Hua's change of mouth is too blunt. 】

[To be honest, every time I see Hua Ye being speechless by 11, I think Yi Hua is still very good. 】

[Forget about pollen, double A's are out of the closet, there is no future for practicing cults. 】

【No!I'm going to be a cult! 】

This game is a rainforest map. While several people were talking, Yan Ci manipulated the character to climb up the grape trellis, and shouted happily, "Brother, brother, I'm climbing up the grape trellis."

"Awesome." Yanqin's quality was so poor that he insisted on giving it a thumbs up, "I remember a certain person didn't even get on the plane after it took off."

"If you hadn't been blocking me, would I not be able to climb up?" Master Hua's blood pressure continued to rise.

When the rainforest map first came out, a group of people climbed the grape trellis there. As a result, after a certain animal went up first, it got stuck and prevented others from going up.When one came up, he squeezed one down, and interacted with fans cheaply, asking if he looked like a whack-a-mole, if only he could have a frying pan.

Yanqin sighed hypocritically, "Old Hua, you have misunderstood me. I wanted to pull you up, but I really didn't want to block you. I am a good person."

Master Hua was furious, "The devil believes that you are a good person."

Feng You subconsciously felt that this scene was a bit familiar, and sure enough, a childish voice came from his ear, "Brother is a good man!"

The tone is full of trust and adoration.

Feng or choked, Bai Getang laughed with a stomach ache, and nodded vigorously, "Yeah, your brother is a good guy, and he is the best in the entire anchor circle."

There was a lot of laughter in the bullet screen, and everyone was swiping 11 to be a "good guy".

The plane finally set sail, the route is the altar - the second camp.

For Yan Ci's game experience, Feng or chose a quarry with fewer people and more balanced supplies.Unexpectedly, there were unexpectedly many people jumping into the quarry in this round. There was a scuffle near the warehouse, Feng or found something wrong halfway, and flew away to the banyan forest with Yan Ci.Lao Hua is also a thief, so she jumped to a nearby house.

Only Bai Getang jumped into the quarry with his head covered, and instantly became the target of everyone, falling directly into a box.

Bai Jitang was depressed, "God A, why did you all run away when we agreed to jump into the quarry?!"

Lao Hua sneered ruthlessly, "If you don't run away, are you as blind as you?"

Yan Qin added: "Not only is he blind, but he is also deaf."

Bai Jitang: "..."

Feng Or coughed, "I will avenge you."

As he said that, Feng or who came out of the room knocked down a person with an M4.

Yan Ci, who came out behind him, immediately used a spray gun to make up for it, and echoed, "Brother Bai, we will avenge you, I remember that person's name."

"Little words, do you remember?" Bai Getang was surprised, is Gou 11's younger brother such a ghost?

Yan Ci: "Remember, his name is Dashen 6699."

There were praises in the barrage.

[Fuck! ! !Do children have such good eyesight and memory? 】

[There were so many people who died at that time, and the system messages were posted very quickly, how did he remember it? 】

【Didn't you find out that the kid is very quick to make up the knife with a sprayer?When licking the box, remember to hide and search. 】

[Sorry, I am ashamed to die from licking my bag every time. 】

Yan Ci picked up a lot of good things in the box, "Brother Feng, do you want to expand the chanting (capacity)?"

The children's words are not very clear, and with the influence of Yicheng's dialect, R, Y, N, and L are sometimes silly and unclear.

Master Hua couldn't hold back a puff, "Pfft, Kuoyong."

Feng or endured a smile, "No, you keep it."

Yan Ci asked again, "Uncle Hua, do you want it? I'll carry it for you."

"Okay, thank you." Master Hua's quality is not much higher, he turned his head and complained, "Look, you are not as sensible as your brother, are you ashamed?"

"Old Hua..." Yan Qin was changing his pajamas, and said coolly, "Who took away 98K from me for three consecutive rounds, and finally became the enemy?"

Master Hua smiled awkwardly, "Eh... is there such a thing? How do I remember, you said that you are used to using AK, not 98K..."

When Yan Qing first met Master Hua, he was still very fond of his teammates.

Yan Qin said indifferently, "I don't remember? It's okay. I have video recordings on the homepage of Station X, and the number of views seems to be quite high... It's only about a hundred thousand less than the video of me killing you several times with a troll. quantity."

Master Hua really no longer recalled the incident of being chased and killed by the trolls back then, and tried to change the subject, "What are you doing?"

"Change into pajamas." Yanqin buttoned the last button, and said flatly, "Old Hua, your ability to change the subject is really poor."

Master Hua: "..."

After teasing the presbyopia, Yanqin still didn't forget to tease Feng He again, "God A, have you considered the bedtime video I mentioned earlier?"

Being named for no reason, Feng He, who was meeting Lao Hua with Yan Ci, "..."

Bai gave a box with a box that had no psychological burden, and shocked: "Video before bedtime ?!! Is it the one I think, ah ah ... can you play like this?"

The barrage also exploded, and the old drivers who had just stopped for a while started driving again.

Feng He's ears instantly turned red.

"Left... there are footsteps on the left, don't, stop chatting."

Feng You hurriedly opened the mirror and started looking for someone.

Yanqin held back his laughter, and continued to watch the battle while watching the cars in the barrage.

Yan Ci didn't quite understand what they were saying, so he focused on looking around from time to time, and when he heard footsteps on the left side of Feng You, he immediately opened the mirror to look over, unexpectedly, he was actually spotted, "I saw a person .”

As soon as Yan Ci reported something, Feng Or shot and knocked the man down.

"Brother Feng is amazing!" Yan Ci became excited, her eyes sparkling.

Bai Guitang picks things up, "Xiaoci, is your brother better, or brother Feng?"

Yan Ci said without hesitation, "Brother and Brother Feng are both very powerful."

Bai Gitang refused to let go, "You can't say the same thing, you have to choose one."

[Tangtang is good or bad, this question is almost like asking a child whether he likes his father or his mother. 】

[Hahahaha... The previous explanation is full marks, isn't double A just raising children now. 】

[I can already predict that the old Ford's granary will definitely explode tonight, and all the stories about giving birth and bringing cubs will happen. 】

"..." Yan Ci was in a dilemma, he thought for a while, and finally seemed to come up with an answer, "I don't know, I haven't seen Brother Feng compare with Brother Feng. However, I know they must be better than Brother Bai, because they both It never landed in a box."

Bai Jitang: "..."

Master Hua and Yan Qin laughed together, Feng or endured the hard work with a smile.

Bai Gitang didn't want to say a word that hurt his heart. He used his mobile phone to swipe murder emoticons in the small group of anchors, but everyone in the group was also watching the live broadcast, and they all laughed at him mercilessly.

While several people were chatting and laughing, Yan Ci saw another person with sharp eyes, "I saw another person, behind the stone."

As soon as Yan Ci finished speaking, he was discovered by the other side, and was shot in the head, "Wuuu...he is AK, Brother Feng, save me."

"He wants to love me, Brother Feng!" Yan Ci whispered while crawling on the ground looking for cover, "You can't see me...you can't see me..."

"Here we come." Feng or's murderous intent surged in his heart, and he rushed over quickly.

Master Hua also ran over quickly, and the two of them surrounded the man one after the other, holding up their guns... and beating the man into a honeycomb.

"Old Hua Fengyan, God A saves people, be careful there is another person on the right." After the gunshots ended, Yan Qin, a cloud player, took over as the commander.

The two of them had always believed in Yanqin's ability to command, and they acted as soon as they were appointed.

Soon, Feng Hu helped Yan Ci up.

"Thank you, Brother Feng." Yan Ci squatted and crawled behind the bunker, "Be careful, be careful... hide well, and replenish blood."

Bai Getang asked strangely, "Little Ci, what did you read?"

"My brother taught me the formula, as long as I follow the formula, I can eat chicken with brother Feng." Yan Ci carefully hid behind the tree, and then found medicine to replenish blood from the package.

Master Hua came back from killing someone, and said with a smile, "You really want to eat chicken?"

"Yes~" Yan Ci nodded vigorously, "If you eat chicken, you can have a small TV... 3 small TVs, you can have a month's pet food..."

Bai Qitang was overwhelmed by this "right", "How old are you this year?"

Yan Ci almost answered subconsciously, but he immediately remembered Yan Qin's request, and said in a childish voice, "My brother won't let me say it."

Bai Getang laughed, "Your brother won't let you tell?"

Facing the children, Master Hua's usual high and rough voice unconsciously softened a lot, "We are not asking how old your brother is, but how old you are."

Yan Ci is a bit shy, but he has always been well-behaved, and will try his best to give an answer when asked, hesitatingly said: "I, how old am I, my brother won't let me tell others."

The barrage is also asking how old Yan Ci is, so young, it really feels so young.

Master Hua was heartbroken, and immediately changed his words, "Then what grade are you in?"

"One..." As soon as Yan Ci was about to speak, Yan Qin interrupted, "You're so sorry, even children are doing tricks."

Although Yan Ci only said one word, it did not prevent everyone from getting the answer.

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...】

【1? ? ?First grade? ? ?If it is primary school, isn't that a child aged five to seven, really a primary school student! ! ! 】

[Dirty is still the heart of our Master Hua, even the first-grade elementary school students are not spared. 】

[Six or seven-year-old little Zheng is too soft, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...]

【so small? ? ? ? 11 is one round away from his younger brother, no wonder his younger brother listens to him so much, it turns out that he is both a father and an elder brother. 】

【That brother won't let me say it, he's too soft, I can't do it anymore, I'm covering my chest...】