My online enemy is my wife

City B, in the hotel room, Yanqin was sitting on the sofa, with a tablet on the coffee table, he smiled as he watched the barrage of frenzied swiping in the live broadcast room, and typed with one hand...

11shuai: [Has God's keyboard and mouse not been adjusted yet? 】

11shuai: [Little Ci, what is he doing? 】

Yan Ci is similar to Feng Or, and he always answers Yanqin's questions, "Brother Feng is changing the keyboard, and I can't press the keyboard of brother, so Brother Feng gave me the notebook."

I was plugging my keyboard into the cover of the desktop or the pinna of my ear turned red, I was glad I didn't start the video.

Because Yanci was young and weak, neither Yanqin nor Feng's mechanical keyboards were suitable for him, so Feng or had a little more thoughtfulness and asked Yanci to use a laptop.The keyboard that comes with the laptop is light and effortless, just right for Yan Ci to use, while he uses Yan Qin's desktop computer.

Thinking that he was sitting in Yanqin's seat, using his desktop computer, and Yanqin knew about it, Feng He's ears became more and more red.

Feng Or changed the keyboard, and stammered, "Yes, I'm sorry, I touched your computer without asking you..."

Yan Qin typed quickly.

11shuai: [There is nothing to apologize for. 】

11shuai: [I said, whether it is me or my things, you can touch them as you like. 】

Yan Qin's words were too suggestive, and the barrage instantly exploded.

[Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... ! !May I ask what happened to A God Touch 11, please elaborate and speak slowly, don't miss any details, I will definitely listen! ! ! 】

【Awei came out to die! ! ! ! 】

[The stone is more...]

[God A! ! !You have to hold on, don't be tricked by this beast! ! !Quickly tell me where you touched him, and I will give you detailed staff. 】

[Cough cough cough... Well, sisters, pay attention, there are still children here. 】

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh... But I can't control myself. 】

On the barrage, Yanqin's special effect barrage reappeared, covering most of the barrage.

11shuai: [Although it is true, please don't teach my brother badly. 】

Okay, barrage is crazy again.

Feng Ru was so ashamed that he couldn't say a word, he glanced at Yan Ci secretly, and found that he was looking at him with clear eyes, and asked in a low voice, "Brother Feng, are you sick, your face is so red."

After Yan Ci said this, the barrage that was already crazy became even more crazy, and the popularity of Feng He's live broadcast room doubled several times in just a few minutes.

【This God A is blushing, he must be sick, why don't we throw him on 11's bed...】

[I'm sick, what kind of disease is it? 】

[Is this still a question?Of course it's lovesickness. Didn't 11 go to another place? 】

【Alas!Disappointing! After 11 said a few words, his face turned red, it was so disappointing! 】

[My husband was played in the air by his husband, not only was I not angry, but I was also excited. 】

[Brother Xiaoci, I will give you a small TV, how about you tell me how red God A's face is? 】

"Mom told my brother that you can't take other people's things casually." Yan Ci refused in a serious and childlike voice, then turned her head and asked with concern, "Brother Feng, are you really not sick? My brother said that if you are sick, you have to eat it." Medicines, we can ask Grandpa Chen for medicines that are not bitter."

"If not..." Yan Cichao whispered, "I know that my brother hid a box of fruit candy in the kitchen cabinet, we can eat it quietly and buy a new one tomorrow."

Yanci, who thinks she has an ultra-low voice, has no idea that Yanqin's microphone has a particularly good sound collection effect, and everyone can hear it.

In the hotel, Yanqin laughed so hard that he almost rolled off the sofa.

The box of candy in the kitchen was actually prepared by Yanqin for Yan Ci. No matter how obedient Yan Ci is, he is still a child, at the age that loves candy, and Yan's mother is afraid that he will have tooth decay, so the control is stricter.Yan Qin doted on him, so he hid a box of candy in the kitchen, and received Yan Ci from time to time, let him eat it quietly, and then quietly bought new ones to put back.

The matter of brother's hidden candy in the kitchen cabinet has always been Yan Ci's little secret. He did not expect him to share this little secret with Feng He so soon, which shows that he really likes Feng He.

"I'm not sick, but I'm a little hot." Feng You tried his best to suppress the hotness and smile on his face, he couldn't bear to tell Yan Ci the truth.The Internet has memories, and Yan Ci saw this screen recording many years later...

How embarrassing.

The audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... Before Eleven left, he was worried that God A would not get along well with his brother-in-law, but he didn't expect his brother-in-law to sell all his candy hiding directly. 】

[I laughed my head off, I really believed that the candy was eaten by 11. 11 I don't like sweets, Master Hua and the others have already yelled about this, and the candy is obviously for my younger brother.The cutie steals sweets to eat, and then secretly buys the same ones and puts them back, cute and spit milk! 】

[Hey, stealing my brother's candy to please my sister-in-law. 】

【Didn't you notice that the tone of God A talking to his brother-in-law is super gentle?Think about how aloof God A is usually, hey, since marrying into 11's family...]

【Is 11 still there? Is 11 still there? 11 Come quickly, your brother is going to steal candy with your wife! ! ! 】

After sealing or debugging the keyboard, mouse and game settings, when he was pulling Yanci into the team, he took the time to glance at the barrage, and the enthusiasm on his face rose a little.Yanqin's account was still in the live broadcast room, but he didn't speak for a while.

I don't know if I'm busy with other things...

Just arrived at the hotel room at 7:50, and hung up in the live broadcast room at 8 o'clock. The time is so tight, I don't know if he has eaten yet?

Or wait for him to adjust the equipment impatiently, and go to wash and pack the box first?

Although the domestic journey only takes two or three hours, the climate in City B is much different from that in Yicheng. Will he be uncomfortable?

The wound on the leg has not fully healed, and I don't know if the journey will affect the wound?

He was nervous about the live broadcast tonight, and he was restless. He didn't think of Yan Ci's failure to press the mechanical keyboard. He didn't adjust the equipment in advance and wasted a lot of time. It's already 8:10. Yanqin should be busy saying goodbye that's it.

Feng Gu had too many distracting thoughts, so he didn't see Hua Ye and Bai Qitang's application for joining the team.

There was a friendly reminder in the barrage.

In the end, it was Bai Gitang who sent a voice pop-up window from QQ, and Feng Rucai came back to his senses, and agreed to their application for joining the team.

Looking at the two male accounts in novice outfits who entered the team, Feng or wondered, "Small account?"

Master Hua's usually rough and high voice has softened a lot, "Well, I just registered for a small account. I'm not afraid that the large account will be too high, which will affect the children's game experience. Hello, kid, I'm your brother's friend , you can just call me Brother Hua."

In the short time Yan Ci appeared, a large number of Double A fans instantly became mother fans, threatening Hua Ye with frantic messages on Weibo. He originally wanted to moles the children, and he was completely resigned, and he was ready to be honest. A senior companion to play with.

"I'm also a newly registered trumpet. Xiaoci is good, I'm your elder brother Bai." Although Bai Jitang is good, his rank is also high all the year round, so he, a rookie, is threatened even more by mother fans. , also silently changed the trumpet.

Yan Ci greeted politely, "Hello, Uncle Hua, and Brother Bai."

Bai Getang smiled happily, "Hello, hello, if there is any equipment you want later, Brother Bai will give it to you."

Master Hua was hit hard, "Little friend, why do you call me uncle!? I'm only 27, and I haven't reached my 31s. It's the Mood for Love! A man has [-] flowers, have you heard of it?"

There was hahaha laughter in the barrage.

Of course, there is no shortage of black fans in anyone's live broadcast room at any time, and a few black fans in the barrage took the opportunity to start spraying.

[I called it wrong on purpose. I'm not very old, but my mind is as poisonous as his brother's. 】

[One is called uncle, the other is called brother, tsk tsk... Although our brother Hua's voice is a bit rough, he can't be so dark, right? Don't you think our master Hua has no fans? 】

【? ? ? ? 】

[Heizi went out without a brain again?Something wrong?Xiao Ci is obviously young, Hua Ye is almost thirty, can't he be called an uncle? 】

[I'm 11, where is my mind poisoned?Grass your mother, when we 11 have no fans, right? 】

[What about the housing management?Come out to work! 】

The room manager was about to seal the account, when he found that those sunspots had already been blocked or blocked and kicked out of the live broadcast room.

Feng You said coldly, "Get lost!"

After kicking those sunspots away, Feng or tilted his head to look at Yan Ci, and found that he didn't see the barrage, so he was relieved.

It was blocked or deleted very quickly, and Yan Ci did not see it. He was seriously answering Master Hua's question, "I heard that sentence before. But my brother said, let me call you Uncle Hua. He said that you are old and retired. , it is polite to call you uncle."

"Uncle Hua, did I remember correctly?" Speaking of this, Yan Ci's voice was a little aggrieved, and he really took all the things Yan Qin called him to explain in his heart seriously.

Who can bear this aggrieved and milky voice.

Hua Ye crazily scolded Goubi 11 in his heart, and said with a smile on his face, "I remember correctly, your brother is right, I am old and retired, you are right to call me uncle."

That's right ghost!

Dog force 11, I will kill you sooner or later!

Bai Guitang endured the pain with a smile, "Yes, yes, you are right, we still call him Grandpa Hua."

Yan Ci subconsciously asked, "Then my name is Grandpa Hua, or Uncle Hua?"

Master Hua: "..."

Bai Jitang couldn't help laughing anymore, there was a row of 233333 in the barrage.

Feng Or's face that had just cooled down could not hold back a little and wanted to laugh.

Afraid that there would be another barrage to scold the children, Feng or was about to turn off the barrage assistant when he saw Yanqin posting a barrage.

11shuai: [Housekeeper, please work hard, if anyone scolds my brother and boyfriend, I will block it directly. 】

11shuai: [If there is any problem, I will take care of it. 】

11shuai: [God A, pick up the voice? 】

On the QQ trumpet side, Yanqin played a voice over, blocked or froze for a moment, and instinctively clicked to accept.

At the same time, Yanqin's voice entered the live broadcast room and the team's voice simultaneously.

"If you hit you, the live broadcast assistant will be turned off. If there is anything else, I will call you."

Although he had only been on the plane for a few hours, Yanqin's voice was a little tired as he rushed to City B in a hurry, which was slightly different from usual.

Yanqin could also hear that his voice was not quite right, and he was afraid or worried, so he cleared his throat and said, "Xiaoci, you can just call him Uncle Hua. If you need anything, just ask him, you're welcome. That brother Bai has special dishes, You remember to stay away from him, don't let him trouble you. Just follow you closely, brother Feng, if the two of them die, remember to touch their boxes and take away all the good things. "

Hua Ye gritted his teeth and said, "Well, Xiaoci, don't be polite to me. You and your brother are both my nephews, and uncles should give gifts to nephews as they should."

Bai Jitang said silently, "11, I don't cook..."

Yanqin sneered, "Old Hua, let me give you a chance, tell me again what is our relationship? Tangtang, you are not good, you just don't have self-knowledge."

Master Hua: "..."

Bai Jitang: "..."

Yan Ci: "Brother, I remember."

[Hahahahaha ... I laughed at me. In 11, the atmosphere of the team was different instantly. 】

[Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 】

[Double A with cubs online? ! ! ! !Ahhhh, it really seems like saying that, I can, I really can! ! !When I first read ABO's childbirth article, I kept thinking about such a scene.Mom, I am consummated, my dream has come true! 】

Feng or instantly understood.

Yan Qinlian's voice was still taking care of him, firstly because he was afraid that Heizi from just now would bring the rhythm again, and secondly because he was helping to mediate the atmosphere in the team.Yan Ci is too young and a stranger, and Feng Ru is not someone who can adjust the atmosphere. The four of them suddenly formed a team, and the atmosphere in the team was inevitably a little awkward at first, but with Yan Qin, this is not a problem at all.

Seal or feel hot.

On the other end of the voice, Yanqin glanced at the ABO Childbirth Theater in the barrage and smiled, "When you are all together, let's start the car... Let me take a look at the car in the barrage first."

The seal or face is also hot.