This damn cat

At noon, there are only two people in a sun room in the attic of the palace.

Xie Lang lowered his head and swiped his phone, chatting in a game group.

He has always been a big shot in this game group.

The game officially organizes peripheral activities, and there is a cosplay character selection contest on weekends. The coser who wins the final character can get a unique skin for the official special edition, and a bonus of 8000 yuan.

The competition was held in the capital, less than ten kilometers away from the imperial palace.

Seeing the 8000 yuan bonus, Grandet Mao was about to move, and the president kept encouraging him to post photos, so Xie Lang sent a photo of himself, and the girls in the group exploded.

Blossoming blossoms: [The boy in this photo is an unintentional predator? 】

President: [Fuck!The boss played the game so well, and he still looked good!Why not go live! 】

Shui Xiaoyu: [What a handsome little brother~~~ Dare I ask if I still lack cp~~~]

Vice President: [Why do I feel a little familiar? 】

Blossoming Blossoms: [It's a bit like my husband's royal companion! 】

Shui Xiaoyu: [Yes!No wonder it looks familiar, isn't this the accompanying reading of His Highness Wuli! 】

Vice President: [I'm going... So the boss is such a heavyweight? 】

Blossoming flowers: [Oh my God!The boss in our meeting is actually accompanied by the prince!No, I'm going to calm down! 】

President: [Wuxin, is this really your photo?No kidding!If you really want to cosplay with us, we have all the costumes and props ready! 】

It was the first time Xie Lang posted a photo, he was a little shy, and the reactions in the group were all praising him for being handsome, so he typed the reply——

Unintentional Predator: [This photo was taken by a classmate of mine, the angle is not good, and it is a bit collapsed. 】

Shui Xiaoyu: 【This face is called Beng, so I don't need to see anyone anymore! 】

Eat you in a dream: [Unbelievable!Boss, you look so good-looking, and now you have a photo!I used to see you like to play cool when you talk, I thought you were a non-mainstream secondary disease! ! ! !So the contrast is so cute! ! !With your face, there is no sense of disobedience when you are a master of women's clothing! ! 】

Unintentional Predator: [I don't pretend to be a girl. 】

Shui Xiaoyu: [She is praising you!Brother, don't be afraid, we won't let you dress up as a woman!Let me ask again, is my little brother in CP~~~]

Unintentional Predator: [Not here. 】

Blossoming Blossoms: [Hahahahahahaha comes from the indifference of the male god!Boss, are you still familiar with the prince?Is it possible to ask the prince out to participate in the cosplay event? 2333333, I always fantasize about my husband's cosplay sword master, he is so chic! 】

Seeing this, Xie Lang subconsciously looked up at the dragon cub who was still eating beside him.

Thinking about changing the dragon cub into the costume of a sword master...

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! !

"Your Highness!" Xie Lang moved the chair to Lu Ziyao's side, and asked him dog-leggedly: "The game we played is going to hold a cosplay contest, do you want to participate? I think you are very suitable for a cosplay sword master."

Lu Ziyao glanced sideways at Maomao: "What game?"

Maomao: "It's the game where you gave away three heads in the first 5 minutes yesterday!"

Your Highness: "Not participating."

Maomao: "Why? Don't you like playing Juggernaut? No one is more suitable for cosplaying Juggernaut than you!"

"Children only play housekeeping." Lu Ziyao looked indifferent.

"Your concept is too conservative!" Xie Lang severely criticized the dragon cub: "Young people should actively accept new things!"

Lu Ziyao squinted at the cat: "Why don't you actively accept the one hundred sets of pajamas I bought for little wild cats?"

"It's different!" Xie Lang actively persuaded: "You just cosplay the Juggernaut to satisfy me, and I will cosplay with you~"

Only then did Lu Ziyao get a little interested: "You cosplay the Juggernaut's wife?"

"No!" Xie Lang refused: "I'll cosplay your brother Hua Zun, and I'll play Hua Zun Thief 6! If it's a live game at that time, maybe I can still get extra points."

When His Highness heard that there was going to be a live game, he immediately froze, shaking his head like a rattle: "I won't go, it would be embarrassing to lose."

Mao Mao coaxed His Highness: "Who cares if you play the game well? Everyone will only see if you are handsome~"

"I don't believe it." His Highness lowered his eyes and looked disappointed: "Yesterday, I lost the game. You didn't give me a thumbs up, but you gave a thumbs up to the winger. You despise me."

Xie Lang: "..."

When did this big pig's hoof become so sensitive and delicate, and everything he likes is so vengeful!

"How can I despise you? Isn't it all teaming up with you in the future?"

Xie Lang hugged His Highness's arm and coaxed: "Even if the whole world despises you, I will not despise you. I will take you with me when I work in the future. I can tie you to the stone lion at the entrance of the research institute. I will definitely not abandon you~"

His Highness expressed his incomprehension: "Can't you leave me in the security room? Why are you tied to a stone lion?"

Maomao explained seriously: "You dragons are much scarier than stone lions. How good is it to guard the door? Make the best use of everything~"

Lu Ziyao withdrew his arm from the cat's claw: "I beg you to abandon me and let me fend for myself."

**

On the day of the cos event, the dragon cub was forcibly dragged to the arena by the cat.

Lu Ziyao was dressed as a sword master in white clothes, and Xie Lang's cosplayer Hua Zun was dressed in purple clothes.

The two stand together, adding up their looks to achieve an explosive effect, which is a true seductiveness that cannot be produced by game cg characters.

It is conceivable that the girls at the scene were all crazy.

The girls who saw the live broadcast on the Internet didn't change their shoes, but rushed to the event venue. Even the people in the surrounding areas of the capital couldn't bear it, and the high-speed rail tickets were sold out all at once.

The performance time of each group of cosplayers was compressed, all of which were reserved for His Highness and Xie Lang.

The organizer saw the prince showing his face to participate in the event, and wished to live broadcast it for three days and three nights.

However, the prince had a stinky face of rushing home for dinner, and when he got on stage, he crossed his arms and kicked the long sword in his right hand, not wanting to interact with the host.

The host flattered: "Your Highness's temperament is too restored! Juggernaut is the most taciturn character among all the characters."

Lu Ziyao didn't speak, and didn't check his eyes with the host, for fear that the host would ask him to play a game live.

The host had no choice but to go to the other side and interview the relatively easy-to-communicate "Hua Zun" next to His Highness: "Is Hua Zun also showing up without makeup today? It all depends on the beauty to support the degree of restoration!"

Xie Lang was a little shy, and leaned into the microphone to answer: "I don't know how to make up, maybe I don't look like it, but I really like the hero Hua Zun, he is my most proficient hero."

The girls in the audience screamed in unison: "Super like!"

There is also a girl in the corner yelling at the BL fan of the game: "White clothes, purple pupils, Yan Ruyu, a sword and a flower for a lifetime!"

The host smiled and cooperated with the proposals of the girls in the audience and said: "There are girls below asking you to perform a skill move of Juggernaut and Flower Zun, can you satisfy them?"

After finishing speaking, the big screen on the stage began to play the promotional video in coordination with it, which was a clip of the confrontation between Juggernaut and Flower Zun.

Xie Lang cooperatively turned around to face Lu Ziyao. From the corner of his eye, he saw the animation playing on the big screen and thought that the host wanted him to perform a full set of skill moves.

Because he was unprepared, Xie Lang could only sneak a glance at the video, imitating the movements in the animation, and start a duel with the "Sword Master" dragon cub.

Although the cat's movements are a bit jerky, but it can't hide the good proportion of the figure, and every move is very eye-catching.

The girls in the audience screamed!

However, the dragon cub on the opposite side kept his arms folded, motionless, and had no intention of confronting Xie Lang at all.

Therefore, the audience watched Hua Zun circling around the Juggernaut with fists and legs, poking the Juggernaut with two fingers from time to time.

The Juggernaut remained motionless, staring at Hua Zun expressionlessly, with a calm demeanor of "You just do it, why don't you have to ask me to favor you tonight" written all over his face.

The girls in the audience couldn't help booing: "Your Highness, quickly draw your sword!"

"Your Highness, please draw your sword!"

Because the host did not expect the prince to be there, there was no security guard at the scene, and the audience in the audience was too close, it was very difficult for Lu Ziyao to pretend not to hear, so he had to pull out his sword cooperatively, handed the scabbard to the host, and then turned sideways. Head, looking at the skill action of the Juggernaut on the big screen.

After only watching it once, Lu Ziyao turned his head, raised his hand and flipped the hilt of his sword, learning a set of combo moves, he did a side somersault in front of the cat, and danced with his sword.

In fact, His Highness learned this movement in a very perfunctory way, as if it was a slow-motion replay in a video.

But Lian Jiazi is Lian Jiazi, who has the foundation of fencing and fighting. Lu Ziyao is very handsome after learning a few random moves.

The girls in the audience exploded in an instant, and the little gay cats on the stage were blinded by their handsomeness!

Xie Lang followed His Highness's sword move back and forth, but because the cloth shoes on his feet didn't fit, he accidentally tripped and fell backward——

In a blink of an eye, the "Sword Master" dragon cub, who was originally dancing his sword in slow motion, suddenly turned his sword tip, strode forward, and neatly wrapped his arms around the waist of "Hua Zun" Maomao, stopping him from falling.

As a result, the classic scene of one person leaning back and the other leaning over and hugging the waist appeared on the stage, which can be said to be full of affection!

Judging from the screams of the audience and the dense barrage of bullets in the live broadcast room, the fanfiction read by Prince Oga and the beautiful boy will be released in large batches tomorrow.

**

After the game, Lu Ziyao took the cat to a nearby hotel for dinner, not used to ostentatiously dressed in weird clothes, so he opened the room and changed his clothes.

Xie Lang's costumes and props were more cumbersome than Lu Ziyao's, and they were changed very slowly.

When Lu Ziyao turned around, he happened to see the cat's slender and delicate legs, and its upturned buttocks, and he couldn't take his eyes off it.

Xie Lang is still obsessed with the handsome memories of the dragon cub who rescued the beauty just now.

From the corner of the eye, I saw a vintage candle holder on the dining table in the hotel room, and Mao Mao turned to look at the dragon cub with great interest: "Turn off the lights! I want to have a candlelight dinner."

Lu Ziyao looked at his butt, and refused seriously: "Turn off the light and you can't see clearly."

"There are several used candles over there!" The cat became interested, put on a T-shirt, ran to the table with bare legs and looked at the candle holders, then remembered, and turned to Lu Ziyao: "Do you have candles?" Lighter?"

His Highness shook his head.

"Then I'll go to the service desk to see if I can buy a lighter!" Xie Lang put on his pants excitedly, and went out to buy a lighter.

His Highness was not frustrated because he couldn't see the cat's buttocks for a while, but immediately called the service desk with a decisive victory——

"After a while, a handsome boy came downstairs to ask you to buy a lighter. You told him that the hotel's minimum consumption is 100 yuan, and the lighter only costs 1 yuan. You can't sell it alone. Suggest him to buy a box of ten condoms by the way."

The waiter cooperatively expressed that he had received His Highness's instructions.

5 minute later.

Xie Lang excitedly pushed open the door!

His Highness held back the secret joy in his heart, hooked the corners of his mouth, and raised a pair of peach blossom eyes evilly...

I saw the cat standing at the door of the room excitedly holding two boxes of one hundred lighters in its arms.

Lu Ziyao: "..."

If you're ruthless, I, Lu Batian, will fucking admit defeat today.