This damn cat

"Drink when you're angry, who did you learn from?" Lu Ziyao put his arms around the cat's waist and turned it into his arms: "Stop watching those soap operas in the future."

"Don't touch me!" Xie Lang's Shadowless Meow Meow fist rained down on the evil dragon, causing the fist to hurt.

"Do you know what will happen if you beat your boyfriend's cat?" Lu Ziyao threatened the cat.

"I don't want a boyfriend anymore!" Xie Lang stopped his cat's claws, stared at the evil dragon and said angrily, "A person like me who is greedy for profit should find a bald godfather!"

Lu Ziyao smiled: "Aren't those coquettish sluts looking for godfathers? It's not like you, peerless and pure."

"No, I just want to use you to get back the quota for my brother." Xie Lang was furious.

Lu Ziyao lowered his head and picked up Xie Lang's cell phone, and asked him: "You wrote these text messages to me two years ago? Why did you put them in the manuscript box and didn't send them to me? If you send them to me sooner, it will be over." Hurting me and not losing my virginity, Wang Peng and the others hate me so much that they don't want to play with me anymore."

Xie Lang's face turned red, and he grabbed the phone: "Who told you to peek at my text messages!"

Lu Ziyao looked at him for a while, hesitated to speak, got up and turned on the light.

Xie Lang was stunned by the light and rubbed his eyes. He opened his eyes again and found that the surroundings were very strange. It took him a while to remember that he was no longer in the palace, but at Tutuyang's house.

Lu Ziyao strolled back to the cat, and asked the mysterious cat on the bed his doubts: "You liked me two years ago, but I found out today, you are such a small cat, why can you hide it in your heart?" so many things?"

Xie Lang was extremely ashamed and annoyed. He lowered his head and flipped through the text messages in the manuscript box of his mobile phone. There was actually a message like [I found a step-by-step calcium tablet today, and the number 1 in it is peach blossom eyes, which looks a bit like you].

Cats choose death!

Lu Ziyao asked sincerely, "Why didn't you tell me?"

Xie Lang kicked his legs in embarrassment: "Can't you see it yourself? Every time I am left out, I will get angry!"

"I can't see it." Lu Ziyao expressed his thoughts frankly: "I always think that you lose your temper and bully me because of your cuteness. How many times have I? It's all because of me stalking you."

Xie Lang retorted: "You didn't come to me until I got angry!"

"Can't you notify me to find you when you're not angry?"

"You are Prince Oga! How dare I take the initiative to find you!"

"You dare to lose your temper with me, and dare not take the initiative to find me?"

Xie Lang also knew that the logic was hard to make sense, but he was like this, he would try his best to get Lu Ziyao to contact him, but he would never take the initiative to pester him.

Because Lu Ziyao took the initiative to look for him, it meant he still cared about him, and if he took the initiative to pester Lu Ziyao, he was not sure if he would be hated.

Emotionally, he always has low self-esteem, because he likes the dragon cub so much, he is even more afraid of being rejected, and always wants to get out before he is hated, so that the dragon cub remembers himself as not too bad.

Xie Lang squinted at the evil dragon: "You are not me, of course you don't understand my scruples, if you fell in love with me first, and you don't know if I like you or not, would you dare to pester me?"

"Haven't I taken the initiative to pester you for a few weeks?" Lu Ziyao said: "After the relationship, I realized that I didn't feel innocent towards you, so I immediately found an excuse to tie you by my side, if I was not afraid of you Run away like you did two years ago, I'll kill you in the morning."

The cat blushed: "Of course I'm not as bad as you, and I can't beat you, how can I tie you up?"

"Do you still know that you can't beat me?" Lu Ziyao couldn't laugh or cry, sat down on the edge of the bed, and turned his head to let the cat see the scratches on his neck: "I just carried you to bed, and you scratched me like this, look, it's bleeding , I have always felt that you have the fearless spirit of a martial arts leader."

Xie Lang didn't know what he did when he was drunk, and he looked nervously at the red mark on the dragon cub's neck, feeling extremely distressed, but still insisted: "It's what you deserve!"

"Okay, even if I deserve it, it's because I didn't guess what you were thinking." Lu Ziyao looked at Xie Lang seriously: "Let's be together in the future, and tell me directly if you have any unhappy things, okay?"

"Don't!" The cat was still angry: "I don't like you anymore, I'm going to find someone else!"

"Then what do you like?" Lu Ziyao smirked: "I can learn and improve."

The cat squinted at the dragon cub, and deliberately sang the opposite tune: "I like the ones who are shorter than me, dark-skinned, older than me, can't beat me, poorer than me, ordinary-looking, and usually have a lot of time! "

Lu Ziyao nodded and asked him, "The one with a bamboo stick in your hand?"

The cat snorted coldly: "Whatever!"

"Among the beggars under the overpass, there are many men of this style." Lu Ziyao said, "I can introduce you to a few."

In a fit of rage, the cat lay down and turned sideways, facing the dragon with its butt pouted.

In the past, he still cared about the cat's feelings, but now he knows that the cat likes him. Looking at this posture again, it is simply an invitation, and His Highness's enthusiasm immediately rose.

The cat felt the domineering aura enveloping itself, and instinctively wanted to spread its legs, so it quickly got up and pushed the dragon: "Go away! Don't touch me!"

Lu Ziyao straightened up stiffly: "If you want to go, you have to go with me."

"Why!"

"Don't you want to be with me all the time?"

"who said it!"

The corner of Lu Ziyao's lips twitched, and he suddenly recited a certain text message in the draft box of the cat's phone: "I secretly bought a white pterosaur doll, wrapped its wings around me to sleep at night, and imagined that I was still with you , I want to stay with you like this forever."

“啊啊啊啊啊啊不许念出来！！！！”猫咪羞耻得快要爆炸，用力推恶龙：“那条短信又不是给你的！”

"Do you know any other white pterosaurs?"

"Ah, ah, ah, you go!"

"Don't call."

"Ahhhhhhh~ I will!"

"If you don't want to go to the hospital again, just be good. For you, I have limited self-control."

The cat froze for a moment, looked down at the bulge under the cub's abdomen, and instantly turned into a good cat, not daring to bark anymore.

Lu Ziyao stared at the cat seriously: "Don't be angry, okay? I used to be unaccustomed to the winding way of thinking. I was left behind by you for two years. I have learned my lesson. I will try to use your way of thinking to understand you in the future. Give me one more chance, Sheran."

The cat muttered aggrievedly: "Do you really like me?"

The dragon cub suddenly leaned up to kiss him, his lips and teeth were opened unexpectedly, the tip of his tongue touched him, and the sweetness seemed to flow into his heart.

Before kissing enough, the evil dragon retreated lightly.

But the cat no longer had the stubbornness just now, and lowered its head shyly, its paws resting on his chest obediently.

"I love you, Xie Lang, earlier than you fell in love with me, but in the past, I don't know what that feeling is called."

Lu Ziyao said solemnly like an oath: "Your unpredictable character makes me feel very mysterious. The more I understand, the more I realize how great you are."

"The first time I saw you throwing out your protective aircraft proudly, the first time I saw you fly across the track with a modified dragon wing on your back, the first time I saw you transform back into a cat shape to reveal pink flesh pads, the first time I saw you Fierce and cowardly, he fed me small dried fish, counted the cans when I saw you for the first time when you were fine, and laughed foolishly after counting... A long, long time ago, I was obsessed with every minute and every moment when I was with you Seconds, I want to hide you in my pocket and not share it with anyone."

"On the way to escape, your boldness and freedom are mysterious and charming. I found that the boxing champion's eyes glowed when he looked at you. For the first time, I had the desire to fight someone, and my reason disappeared. I would rather take you to wander for the rest of my life than Give him a lift."

"In retrospect, I had the urge for you a long time ago, and I can't understand why I was so slow. If it wasn't for getting drunk that night, how long would I have to be buddies with you?"

Xie Lang's face was burning hot, his eyes were also red, he lowered his head and muttered in a low voice: "As long as you have a sweet mouth, how can I be as good as you say?"

Lu Ziyao pressed him into his arms: "You speak better than me, you are not me, I don't know how charming and lovely you are in my eyes."

Xie Lang knew that he was worthless, but as soon as he was stuck in the arms of the evil dragon, he couldn't get angry, and asked in a low voice: "Then don't we need to break our love contract?"

"It has been lifted." Lu Ziyao said: "There is no need for any contract, you must agree to be officially with me before dawn."

Xie Lang raised his head: "Why did you agree before dawn? You haven't even chased me seriously."

Lu Ziyao said: "After dawn, the test results will come out. I don't want to rely on tests to prove my love for you. I want you to see my heart right now."

Intellectually, I always feel that the black-bellied dragon seems to be looking for a reason, and intends to get rid of Mao Mao in one step.

But the cat immediately lost its mind with those blurred and affectionate peach blossom eyes.

I feel so handsome!

Facing the unkempt cat on the bed, the evil dragon stood up gracefully, straightened his back, knelt on one knee, and covered his heart with his right hand: "Are you willing to accept my courtship?"

"Oops!" The cat was so excited that it covered its face with happiness, not daring to look at it, and twisted like a little madman: "Get up and talk!"

"If you don't accept it, I won't get up."

The cat peeked at the dragon through its fingers, and bit its lower lip to keep from laughing.

The evil dragon laughed out two small tiger teeth, and reached out to Xie Lang: "Give me your hand, Xie Lang's bad cat."

The cat bit its lower lip with a smiling face, and carefully put the cat's claw into the palm of the dragon's claw.

As if for the first time, I embraced the sun without reservation.

"I love you, Sheran."

"I love you too, big pig's trotter."

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