[Comprehensive] Open your mouth and take medicine!

If there is anything I got from this novice task, it is probably a pile of rabbit skins, a pile of rabbit meat, and the pitiful experience points, wasting a lot of energy and a little HP, what, you ask why? Rabbits still waste HP?Haha, who can tell me why the rabbit will go berserk.

"Player 'It's really hard to pick a good name' to complete the novice task, get it, and get the novice equipment spree, please pick it up in the package. The accumulated experience points can be exchanged for life skills. May I ask whether you can exchange for 'barbecue' skills or sewing skills." The annoyed voice sounded again, I looked at the pair of rabbit skin and rabbit meat, no matter if you hit a rabbit, a fierce rabbit or a super fierce rabbit, you can only drop this kind of thing, and the bloody raw rabbit meat It's too much to challenge my willpower, "exchange 'grill' skills." Sewing or something... just wear novice clothes for now.Speaking of which package, it really took me a long time to find it, and it turned out to be in my hand.

And that novice outfit that doesn't add anything... Forget it, at least it can be worn. "Player 'It's hard to get a good name' successfully redeemed the skill 'Barbecue' Level 5, please choose whether to exit the instance. The countdown to exit the instance, 4, [-],"

"Hey, I didn't choose to quit at all!!!"

"3, 2, 1"

After a flash of white light in front of my eyes, I found that I had moved from the cottage novice village full of rabbits to a place I didn't know, and the PSP novice help began to ramble again, "This is the S area of ​​the player area, your The level is currently LV2, please continue to work hard."

"The so-called player S area... is it such a barren place?" The wind blows the sand in front of me, and I look at the place in front of me speechless, which can be said to be a desert. It’s a crushing impulse, but it’s better to get something to eat now. I woke up and started to show that after looking for the toilet, I was so hungry that I beat a rabbit.Take out a piece of rabbit meat from the package, and there is a label on it: "bloody raw rabbit meat, it looks like it can't be eaten without processing" - you really don't need to label this, even if you don't add this, I know it can't be eaten eat.

There was something similar to a console in front of me. I chose rabbit meat and then the skill "Grilling Level [-]". I said this is a game, and I have the physiological needs of being hungry and wanting to go to the toilet. I said this is a display , but what is this skill that can cook food in an instant?

By the way, where am I?After eating the rabbit meat—well, the taste is really mediocre, it’s only for filling my stomach—I stood up, since this place is a novice area, there should be other people, I don’t know if psp can give the place where the population gathers ...

At this moment, I seemed to hear something coming from a distance. When I looked back, I happened to see a person galloping from far to near, with "LV10 Wang Yu" hanging on his head, and he looked like a player. , it shouldn’t be a problem to ask him the way, right?I was just about to say hello, but that guy was running like crazy, his tongue was about to come out, and he shouted while running, "Run!!!! Holy, holy, holy..."

"Holy what, holy fighter?" A gust of wind passed by, bringing up countless dust and sand, I choked on several mouthfuls of sand, sneezed twice, and turned around to see a black mass of insects chasing and killing them.

“圣甲虫啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！”王羽的惨叫从远处When I heard it, I turned around and ran side by side with him for a moment, "Where did you get a bunch of dung beetles to chase you!"

"I don't know!!!" He was about to drop his tongue from running, and I'm not the type who is good at sports, and I gasped after running for a few steps, "What should I do!!!"

"Please choose whether to enter the C-level dungeon." A control panel popped up on my left. Seeing that the black swarm of insects was about to catch up, I gritted my teeth and chose OK. On the other side, Wang Yu also seemed to jump out of an operation screen , "Player 'It's hard to get a good name' and player 'Wang Yu' choose the same instance, whether to choose to form a team."

I pressed OK, "Team formation failed." I pressed OK, and then I pressed "Negative"...

"Fuck! You bastard, when life and death are at stake, don't be picky!"

"The team mode requires HP to be shared, and you are only LV2. For this C-level mission, the average level of the team is chosen as a compromise, which means at least level 6..." Before he finished speaking, I directly slapped him With his head in his mouth, he pressed the "OK" button.The moment the black scarab swarm rushed up, the C-level mission area unfolded, and I gasped and squatted on the busy street, "Damn it, I almost died..."

Wang Yu rubbed his head and got up from the ground, "Are you human! You actually hit the operation screen with my head!" He grabbed my collar and shook it vigorously, and I kicked him away, "You press it yourself!" It’s okay if you’re sure.” There was a bloody smell in his mouth from running too hard.

"Hey, don't think that you can pass by hugging your thighs, okay? It's a waste of time for me to enter the C-level side mission of LV6, but this side mission is too difficult for you!" He jumped up and pointed Pointing at my nose, "What's the matter with the newcomers recently, they don't know the rules and don't know how to respect the seniors at all! What is 'it's so hard to pick a good name'! Are your parents so uninhibited in naming names?!"

I stuffed his head into the trash can next to him, "Speaking of which, I've felt weird since just now, doesn't this place look familiar?" Obviously the people around me were wearing retro clothes, and some even wore Katana swords, but the street is full of modern amenities.

"It's Kabukicho." Wang Yu pulled his head out of the trash can, "By the way, I haven't cleared this C-level mission before."

"Is there a distinction between C-level tasks?"

"As a novice, you have to listen carefully to the guidance of your seniors."

"What kind of senior, at a glance, you can tell that he climbed for a long time to reach LV10 because he couldn't complete any tasks. He formed a group to cheat his teammates. He was blasted by someone alone, and was thrown out of the player gathering area to farm monsters."

"Are you following me..." He grabbed his neck with a blue face, and there seemed to be red liquid overflowing from the corner of his mouth.

"And I really don't think..." I brought up the task prompt screen and turned to him, "What's so difficult about the task of 'helping the deputy chief of the earthwork to buy mayonnaise'? The countdown time is actually two months. According to the earliest reminder, You should be able to touch the dungeon from the beginning of the C-level mission, I guess there is probably some dungeon in this branch.”

"Are you really a novice..."

"I'll buy mayonnaise. If the trigger instance is to eat mayonnaise with that horrible mayonnaise master Shiro Hijikata, then you'll be fine, senior."

"At this time, I'm calling seniors!!! Are you taking the blame and sending me to death?! Hey, don't talk to yourself like that!"

"There's already a new one in this world, so don't cosplay." I pushed his head back into the trash can next to him, "But it's better to find a way to get into the Shinsengumi first."

That's the problem.