[Comprehensive] Open your mouth and take medicine!

If one morning when you woke up from the pain of a full bladder and found that you were not sleeping in a bed but somewhere in the hell, your first reaction would be whether you drank too much last night, but the most important thing right now The most important thing is to find the toilet.I rubbed my head and stood up, "Ah, where is the toilet..." Surrounded by a wilderness, if you are not in a hurry to find the toilet, this place should be a suitable place for young freshmen to date and fall in love.

"Where is the toilet?" I scratched my hair and showed a super crazy expression.Anyway, there is no one here who is inferior... No, how can I do such shameless things, and I'm not a group of rough old men who can water anywhere, right?

At this moment, a certain piece of turf suddenly rolled up, and a thing similar to an ATM machine rose up from it. I leaned over, and the ATM machine suddenly flashed silver, and a malicious and cute female voice came out from inside: "You Ok, welcome to this service desk, do you need any help?"

"Hey... where is the toilet?"

"Please press the button on the left." A button really popped out from the left side of the ATM machine or service desk... By the way, how did this button come out... She pressed it, and it came out from the left A...toilet.What are you doing, do you still have to go to the toilet in the open after making trouble for a long time?No one should... never mind?

After solving the most important physical problem, I finally realized that I had no idea where I was, but since the help desk asked what help I needed and probably could get some information from here, I leaned over and asked, "Hey, this is Where is it?"

"This is the novice guidance area."

"So I'm asking you what's going on in the novice guidance area!"

"It's the first time I've met you. I'm very happy to serve you. Dear player, you have been forcibly selected to participate in the "God-making" real-life game."

"Hey, what's the matter with that force, where is the exit button? Hey, who wants to listen to your malicious and cute server in the novice guidance area, and you can't stop talking about it."

"Players need to pay attention to the following points: The difficulty of the branch main line of this game is divided into five levels: C, B, A, AA, S, etc., and the difficulty level increases in order. The story of the main line of the branch line comes with a random copy, which can be triggered when the hidden conditions are met. It is recommended that novice players start accumulating life points from the main line and side quests of levels C, B, etc., and the life points and experience points will be reduced if the tasks of A level and above fail.

This game is not responsible for resurrection~

PS, as a special intimate reminder for using this service desk, please pay attention to the way you think~

By the way, I would like to add: Killed NPCs will not be reset, dear, please pay attention to the player's own sin value~

If you want to exit the game, please press the exit key. "

"Ah, so there is really an exit button..." I fixed my eyes on the word "exit" on one side, "but why... the exit button is gray?" You can't exit at all, you bastard!

"Unfortunately, to meet the exit conditions, someone must clear the game, so it is temporarily impossible to exit. Thank you for using this service desk, and look forward to serving you again."

Then the service desk snapped and didn't even bother to make a sound, "Hey, hey!" I jumped onto the service desk that was slowly sinking below the ground and stomped hard, "What are you talking about, you bastard! What kind of ABCDE, who will be forced to participate in some kind of real-life game, and the killed NPC will not be reset? Whose crazy development company is this! Why do the main and branch lines bring copies! Are you an online game? !"

It's a pity that no matter how hard I kicked, the service desk sank into the ground without any hesitation, and I didn't even bother to say a word, "Hey, what kind of service desk is this, the service attitude is too bad, it's useless to give me something. Let go of meaningful messages!" I stepped hard on the place where the service desk rose twice, and then began to check my equipment - generally speaking, if it is really a game, there should be an exit button, really If it's a game, it's impossible to feel like going to the bathroom. If it's a game, I won't feel hungry, bastard! ! !

After fumbling for a long time, I finally found a small PSP from my pocket. After pressing the power button, both the corners of my mouth and eyes were in a state of cramping, "Hey, what is going on with this thing, I have to enter my name when I turn it on... Forget it, I don’t plan to play any games anyway, just lose one.” If I don’t go out, I will probably starve to death when someone else clears the game, so there’s nothing I can do even if I don’t want to play.

I found a sensor pen from this PSP-like machine. After thinking about it for a long time, I simply used the ID of "It's really hard to pick a good name" when I entered the name when I was playing Du Niang. , the handheld pops up a message "Are you sure you want to use this ID? Once confirmed, it cannot be changed."

"I'm so annoyed why even the handheld is so wordy." After pressing OK, a familiar voice came out from the PSP, "Please choose the novice guide."

"Hey, you bastard is the same voice actor as the service desk just now, don't you think I can't hear it!" I smashed the PSP angrily, and I took two deep breaths, "What the hell is going on in this place?"

"Please choose the novice guide."

"I said what the hell is going on with this game of yours!"

"Please choose the novice guide."

"Okay, ok, I see..." After losing my temper, I finally realized that I had no other option but to choose the novice guide. I picked it up and pressed the "Beginner Guide" button. In an instant, the whole surrounding scene changed. In front of you was a grassy pasture, and there were many cute little animals marked with "LV1 Rabbit", "LV2 Ferocious Rabbit", "LV3 Super Ferocious Rabbit" eating everywhere. Grass.

"Why is it a rabbit..." I didn't have time to complain about a thick and long stick in my hand, and the super-hot voice in the PSP said: "Welcome to the novice training and adaptation field, this machine will guide players 'It's so hard to get a good name' Complete the C-level novice task - cut down 1 rabbits, [-] ferocious rabbits, [-] super ferocious rabbits. Please pay attention to your HP value, this game relies on 'rest' and 'eating' to restore HP, because the player's 'it's hard to get a good name' level is LV[-] and has not yet accumulated experience points, so there is no skill exchange, it is recommended that the player hit the 'rabbit' with a thick and long stick in his hand. The ferocious rabbit ’ and the head of a ‘Super Ferocious Rabbit’.”

"What the hell!!! What's going on with the feeling of this kind of domestic counterfeit online game!"

"Remind players again that 'it's really hard to pick a good name'. All C-level missions have a time limit. Now the countdown begins. Please complete the mission as soon as possible. Friendly reminder: If you fail to complete the novice mission, you will die, right? Da~"

...you're threatening me, you bastard.

I'd better go chop the rabbit.