The world's number one national teacher is a fan of ten thousand men [Crossover]

"Everyone came to comment on me. I was telling the fortune of this elder sister, and this brat ran out to make trouble. He also said that he could tell fortunes. Do you think this is a big joke!"

The man in the long coat is very good at judging the situation. Seeing that most people are on his side, he subconsciously cast a meaningful look at Luo Xingzhou. The meaning is obvious, telling you not to fight against me, or you will be scolded. Only you!

The scolding voices from the square dancing aunts soon came from all around. They pointed at Luo Xingzhou, saying that he is a young guy, don't come out so vicious to cheat, and even deceive the elderly.An aunt in a red printed dress said angrily, "Which school are you from, tell me the name of your school, I can't let you just leave today, I have to tell your class teacher about this, otherwise you will grow up!" No memory."

"Yeah, you came out to cheat at such a young age, but when you grow up, can you pay it back?"

"Don't you need to think about it? In the future, he must be a gangster who endangers society. Such a person doesn't know what happened to his parents, and he won't teach him..."

An aunt with a vegetable basket in her hand saw that everyone was scolding Luo Xingzhou, so she came out and said, "Forget it, he's still young, so don't scold him all, it might just be forced by life, everyone don't scold him." him."

Luo Xingzhou turned to look at the auntie who was holding the blue vegetable basket in her hand, and saw the auntie kept gesturing to him telling him to leave quickly, and a bullet screen popped up on her face at the same time: [Don't be stupid, go quickly, don't worry! No, you really want your homeroom teacher to know about this matter. ]

Luo Xingzhou sighed, this aunt is really kind-hearted, but when he looked at her face, he noticed a cloud of black air around her body, it was evil spirit.

"That's right, brat, run away with your tail between your legs. You don't even look in the mirror when you come out to cheat. You don't even have two beards. You're ashamed to say you can tell fortunes!"

Seeing the brazenness of the man in the long gown, Luo Xingzhou couldn't bear it anymore. Since he couldn't bear it anymore, he didn't need to bear it anymore.

"You said you know Taoism and are proficient, so do you dare to compete with me?" Luo Xingzhou said.

Hearing that Luo Xingzhou was going to compete with him suddenly, the man in the black gown felt a little guilty for a moment. He was just a guy who had nothing to do on weekdays and came out wearing a black gown to bluff. How could he know any metaphysics? In other words, He doesn't even know what Yin Yang and Five Elements are.

He originally wanted to say that he couldn't lower his status to compare with Luo Xingzhou, but the aunts who were watching all encouraged him and called him master one after another.

People need face and trees need skin, and a man in a long coat will naturally not just be a grandson like this.

"Compare." He frowned tightly, thinking what should he compare with this kid?

Luo Xingzhou saw that he was silent for a long time, so let's say the word comparison.

The man in the black coat waved his hand and said it was too easy and not challenging.

"That's luck." Luo Xingzhou said.

"No, no, it's still too simple." The actor Oscar's acting skills are really unreliable, he obviously doesn't understand metaphysics at all, but he is still extremely calm.

Luo Xingzhou couldn't help but want to give him a thumbs up, such a talent would be buried if he didn't enter the entertainment circle to act!fall!

"Then let's talk about the weather in the next moment. Whoever can say it correctly will win. The loser has to apologize to the winner, and must also say that he is a big liar. What do you think?" Luo Xingzhou He has already made all the preparations, and is ready to slap him in the face. Such a "talent" needs to be taught a lesson, and he can't be easily forgiven for daring to say that Luo Xing is a big liar.

"Sky...?" The man in the black coat raised his eyes to look at the sky. At this time, the sky is clear and there are no clouds around. It is definitely a sunny day.

"Well, it's like the weather!" After he finished speaking, he immediately said non-stop, "It's sunny, it's sunny."

The aunts present looked up at the sky, and they all said that the sun was out this morning, so it must be sunny.

The woman with the vegetable basket stood up and said that this is unfair, anyone with a discerning eye knows that it will be sunny in a while, aren't you bullying a child! ?

Seeing someone stand up and speak for him, Luo Xingzhou was a little moved.With his slender legs, he took a step forward and walked to the aunt who straddled the basket, and said, "It's okay, if he says it's sunny, it will be sunny."

"It's not a young man. You will suffer a loss if you do this. Although you don't know much about Taoism, this bet is obviously unfair."

Luo Xingzhou slightly twitched the corners of his lips in a pleasing arc, turned to look at the man in the black long coat, and said, "It will thunder and rain soon."

"Haha." The man laughed wildly, "Little kid, don't say that people like me are bullying you. If it rains later, I'll kneel down on your knees and call you uncle, but ah ,it's out of the question."

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a loud thunder in the sky.

"Boom-"

"!!!"

All the people present were dumbfounded. How could there be thunder all of a sudden in this beautiful weather? !

What they didn't expect was that soon the sky was covered with dark clouds, and it seemed that it was going to rain.

"No...it can't be! It's really raining!?" The aunt in the red patterned dress stared round her eyes and said in disbelief.

"Boom boom-"

The sound of thunder continued to be heard, and the sky seemed to be getting darker and darker.

The man in the black gown: "???"

what the hell? !

Seeing that the heavens change as they say, the aunts onlookers began to believe in Luo Xingzhou, and they all whispered to each other, could this kid really be a master of Taoism?

"Yeah, when it rains, the sky immediately turns dark. Such a person is not a master, so who is qualified to be called a master?"

After a while, the sky began to rain, not very much at first.

The man in the black coat saw the aunts onlookers talking about Luo Xingzhou. He wanted to leave quietly while no one was paying attention, but the aunts carrying the vegetable basket noticed.

"Well, you want to run away like this? You haven't apologized to the master yet!" The aunt reached out and grabbed the man's arm.

"Let it go, let it go, what apologies, he's just talking casually, you really believe it? Stupid!"

"Why are you swearing? You obviously wanted to lie to the old man yourself. Now that you have been exposed, why are you so thick-skinned?"

"That's right, hurry up and apologize. If you don't apologize, I'll call the police and let the police comrades arrest you and put you in prison. You even cheated the old man of his money. You don't have a conscience. You're really a social scum."

Luo Xingzhou stood there leisurely, listening to the enthusiastic square dancing aunts scolding the man in the black long coat, but no matter how those aunts scolded him, he just refused to apologize, and kept talking about this little kid just making nonsense In other words, you foolish old women believe him, you are really ignorant.

"Brat, you are ignorant. A boy in his teens can predict the weather at the next moment, but you don't understand anything. You have the nerve to say nonsense, and you can make nonsense if you have the ability to tell the truth." " The aunt was already furious, she stretched out her hand and slapped the man on the back of the neck, making him howl.

"You won't apologize, will you? I'll call the police right away." The aunt with the vegetable basket picked up the claw machine and was about to call 110. The man in the black long coat really had no choice. He hurriedly called the aunt, With the expression that the whole world is targeting me, I said, "Then who... I'm sorry."

"Stinky boy, be more polite, who are you apologizing to? Huh?" The square dance aunts didn't intend to let him go. They hated this kind of person who dared to lie to the old man's coffin.

Even though he was helpless, the man in the black gown slowly walked up to Luo Xingzhou, and said unwillingly, "It was because I didn't see Mount Tai just now, I'm sorry."

After speaking, he turned his head and ran away, not wanting to stay there for a moment.

Luo Xingzhou looked up at the middle-aged man who was running away, but saw a barrage on his back:

[You fucking wait for me, I will definitely not let you go. ]

Almost at the same time, someone reached out and patted Luo Xingzhou's shoulder, and said with a smile, "Young man, you are really amazing, are you a master? I wonder if you can tell my fortune? I can give you any amount of money." of."

Hearing the sound, Luo Xingzhou came back to his senses, and only then did he see the surrounding square dancing aunts all looking at him with expressions of "expert, can you tell me what to do?"

Luo Xingzhou: "..."

Seeing that Luo Xingzhou hadn't responded yet, the aunts couldn't wait any longer, and took out the big red soft girl coins from their wallets one after another, all of them were very generous, saying, Master, please do the math for me. Can.

Luo Xingzhou waved his hand, saying that I don't usually tell people's fortunes.

When he spoke, the 500 soft sister coins had already been stuffed into his palm, holding the soft sister coins, Luo Xingzhou felt a little itchy in his heart, as if a milky white cat's paw was gently scratching his heart like that.

"If 500 yuan is not enough, then [-] yuan."

Saying that, the aunt quickly stuffed 500 Ruanmei coins into Luo Xingzhou's palm.

Luo Xingzhou: "..."

"Okay, but I only count three bills a day, at most three bills." It's not that Luo Xingzhou has money and doesn't want to make money, but fortune-telling is a matter of divulging the secrets of the heavens, and it will damage the morality. Ordinary divination questions The hexagram is okay, if you want to change your fortune, or avoid such unnatural things as the catastrophe of life, it is better to do as little as possible.

For the top three aunts, Luo Xingzhou will be left to them. It’s not a big problem. They are all those who live in peace. There will be no catastrophe in their life. They should all be able to die without illness or pain.

When the three aunts heard what Luo Xingzhou said, they laughed happily, and then left very satisfied.

The others didn't have their turn, so they rushed to ask Luo Xingzhou where he usually opened a shop for fortune-telling, and went there early tomorrow to grab a seat.

Luo Xingzhou smiled lightly, and said, "I don't set up a stall, everything depends on fate. If there is fate, we will meet."

Quite a few aunts said it was a pity, if Luo Xingzhou could have a fixed position, they would introduce business to him when he returned.

Luo Xingzhou smiled very politely, and said thank you, but metaphysics is all about fate, and everything cannot be forced.

The aunts all left soon, but Luo Xingzhou stopped one of them, the aunt with the blue vegetable basket in her hand.

"Auntie, don't go yet."