The world's number one national teacher is a fan of ten thousand men [Crossover]
Chapter 3 Metaphysics Dominates Modern Times
Xiao Rui sent Luo Xingzhou to the entrance of the alley. Seeing that the rain was not too heavy, Luo Xingzhou wanted to run over to clean up his egg fried rice stall.
The man in the suit standing aside saw that he was about to run out, so he hurriedly stopped him and said, "Little brother, where do you live? I'll drive you back."
Luo Xingzhou glanced at the man in the suit, and then said, "No need. I'll just go back by myself in a while."
"Don't be so polite. If you hadn't appeared in time just now, I'm afraid I would have been killed by a dead duck. You are my savior."
Luo Xingzhou waved his hand and said, "I didn't help you much just now." While speaking, Luo Xingzhou's eyes were already looking at his tricycle parked at the street corner.
Seeing that he was determined to leave, the man in the suit didn't force it. He walked up to Luo Xingzhou, handed Luo Xingzhou a business card, and said that if you need help with anything in the future, you can find me.
Luo Xingzhou reached out to take the business card, looked down, and realized that the man in the suit was named Lu Yinan. Among them, the one that caught Luo Xingzhou's attention the most was the state agency above the business card—the Imperial Cultivation Supervision Institute.
Luo Xingzhou blinked, then looked at Xiao Rui who was aside.
"Oh, this is Xiao Rui, the boss of our bureau. You just said that you are also a scholar, so I am not afraid to tell you clearly. The main responsibility of our unit is to maintain social security and prevent demons and ghosts from harming the common people." Lu Yinan said , and asked, "What's your name, benefactor?"
"Xing Zhou, Luo Xing Zhou." After speaking, he spread his legs and ran out.
When he heard the words Luo Xingzhou, Xiao Ruixin suddenly mentioned it. He turned his head to look at Luo Xingzhou, and saw him running into the rain curtain, packing up the spatula and the wooden signboard on the tricycle.
"Selling eggs and fried rice?" Xiao Rui muttered, his heart sank immediately, and then he said softly, "It can't be him, how could it be him." The tone of his speech was a little imperceptibly disappointed.
When driving back to the prison, the duck essence that was resting on Lu Yinan's lap flapped its wings left and right twice, and then said, "Quack~ You guys let me go quickly, or the consequences will be serious!"
"Stupid duck, stupid duck. Can you be quiet?" Lu Yinan reached out and hit the duck on the head, making it quack.
"You release me quickly. If my boss finds out that you have treated me like this, you will definitely be pleased. By then, your detention center will definitely not be at peace! No! The whole society will suffer!" Duck said with a hug on his thigh. Very rough tone, not to mention how arrogant.
"Oh! Then you should show your boss's name. I advise you, it's better to think of someone with a stronger background and more vicious methods."
The duck spirit squinted at Lu Yinan, and then said angrily, "My boss is the demon king, the most powerful and powerful one in the world! Are you afraid? I ask you if you are afraid! Hmph!"
"Okay, I got it." Lu Yinan said expressionlessly.
"That, no, you don't believe me? My boss is really the demon king, the demon king of ten thousand realms!"
"I know it." Lu Yinan didn't believe what the duck said at all. He patted the duck's head and felt a ball of hair on his hand. Then he looked at Xiao Rui and said with disgust, "Boss, this stupid duck should No...you're going to take a shit, right? If I had known about throwing it into the trunk..."
******
After the rain stopped, Luo Xingzhou pedaled his tricycle back to the alleys and alleys. After cleaning the pots, pans and pans one by one, it was already past two o'clock in the morning. He took a hot bath and lay down on the wooden plank. sleep on the bed.
After sleeping for less than two hours, Luo Xingzhou got up again.
Reaching for the alarm clock, a pink barrage popped up on the surface of the alarm clock:
[Ashamed face, the first thing I do when I wake up early in the morning is to see people, I really miss labor and capital so much! ]
Luo Xingzhou yawned, put down the alarm clock that he thought was affectionate, and then put on the goose slippers again, lowered his head and glanced casually, and saw the barrage on the slippers again:
[Warm reminder, the old man is about to die, it's time to change his shoes! ]
Seeing the barrage, Luo Xingzhou bent down to pick up the slippers, and looked carefully. Sure enough, the corners were almost worn out.
After brushing his teeth, when he was about to go out, a blue barrage popped up on the brown-red solid wood door:
[It’s terrible, the handsome guy next door failed in his confession last night, and now he’s overeating at home! ]
Iron Lock also sent out a barrage, [Wow ha ha ha!Confession failed!I'm really afraid that the handsome guy will be cheated by the social sister!I don’t know about the handsome guy... is Chu Ye still here...]
Luo Xingzhou: "..."
Regarding the fact that every item in the world would send bullet screens, Luo Xingzhou expressed his composure, but he never expected that items that usually do not talk would be so... gossip!
After closing the door, Luo Xingzhou rode a bicycle and strolled around the house, looking for a place with more spiritual energy to meditate, so as to absorb some spiritual energy.
After wandering around, I finally stopped in front of the gate of a park. In the park, a group of aunts were dancing in the square, and five gray-haired and pale old men were doing Tai Chi on the left.
That's it, with a radius of dozens of miles. If there is any place with a bit of aura, it belongs to this park with good greenery and a place for people to take a walk and relax.
Luo Xingzhou stepped on his bicycle and entered the park.
Because it was still early, there were not many people in the park. He found a relatively remote place, parked his bicycle on the concrete road, and then strode to a redbud tree with both legs.
After taking a deep breath, Luo Xingzhou sat down cross-legged.
He pinched his fingers, inhaled three fresh breaths, and then took a long breath of relief. During this exchange, he still opened his mouth slightly, silently reciting the formulas for cultivation.
After meditating for about an hour, Luo Xingzhou looked at the claw machine. It was already eight o'clock in the morning, and there were more and more people in the park, and the air began to become cloudy.
He reached out to pat the dust on his pants, then stood up, and when he was about to leave, he suddenly saw four or five barrages popping up on the lawn, all of which were talking about him.
[Who is this handsome guy?Never been here before! ]
[Yeah, he looks so handsome!When he sat on me just now, he felt so comfortable! ]
[Envy, I wonder if he will come over tomorrow?I want to be sat by him...]
Luo Xingzhou: "..."
Luo Xingzhou returned to the place where the bicycle was parked, and when he was about to push the bicycle away, a very ear-piercing sound suddenly came from his ear.
"Madam, seeing your radiant face and radiant complexion, there must be a big happy event at home recently!"
"Yes, yes!" The middle-aged woman, about fifty years old, smiled until the crow's feet at the corners of her eyes were exposed.
Seeing her smiling happily, the man in the long black coat shook his head intentionally, sighed, and said, "Oh...it's a pity, it's a pity."
Hearing a sigh, the middle-aged aunt looked up at him and said what's wrong?
The man in the black long coat glanced at the middle-aged aunt, hesitated to speak, "Hey, let's not talk about it."
The middle-aged aunt felt a little anxious when she heard this.
At this time, another woman standing beside her saw the man who was talking wearing a long gown. After thinking about it, she stretched out her hand and pulled the aunt's arm, saying, "He is wearing a long gown. He should be a Taoist priest, maybe I see something is wrong with you."
Hearing what she said, the aunt's heart sank suddenly. Just as she was about to speak, the man in the long gown turned around and was about to leave. The aunt hurriedly reached out to grab the man's arm and said, "Master, are you a master? Are you See what's wrong with me? Tell me quickly."
The man in the black coat looked back at the aunt, sighed again with his good acting skills, and said, "Hey, it's not that I won't help you, it's just that if you leak the secret, it won't be good for me..."
The aunt was so anxious that she was in a mess, she hurriedly said, "Master, please help me, money, I will give you money, so you can help me."
"Okay, since you're so sincere, I'll tell you a fortune." After speaking, he stretched out his hand to the aunt, motioning for the money.
The aunt was a little slow to react, but when she came back to her senses, she quickly handed him a hundred Ruanmei coins.
The middle-aged man shook his head, indicating that the money was not enough.
The aunt took out another one and gave it to him.
"Let me tell you the truth, from your face, I can see that you have a calamity in the near future, which is likely to be life-threatening." The middle-aged man said, reaching out to stroke the mustache on his chin.
"No way! It's so serious!" The aunt was so frightened that she quickly asked the middle-aged man how to resolve it.
Without further ado, the middle-aged man stretched out his hand to the aunt again, asking her for money. This time it was even more excessive, asking for 1000 Ruanmei coins as soon as he asked!
The aunt hesitated, but in the end she took out ten big red soft girl coins from her wallet, and she was about to hand them to the middle-aged man.
"Wait a minute." Luo Xingzhou said suddenly, walked to the side of the aunt, and continued: "Auntie, he hasn't said anything yet, you just gave him all the money? What if he Was it a lie to you?"
"No, this master is wearing a long gown, so he must be an expert!" Another aunt interjected.
"Oh, wearing a long gown is a worldly expert? So if I wear a school uniform, I can't do anything, just a student?" Luo Xingzhou coldly glanced at the woman standing beside the middle-aged aunt , he knew clearly in his heart that this woman and the man in the black coat were joint liars!
"Who are you? It's okay to stand aside." The man in the black long coat was a little impatient.
Luo Xingzhou spoke again and told the aunt not to trust the bluffers easily.
"Hey! You kid, I've tolerated you for a long time. You say I'm cheating, what evidence do you have to say I'm cheating?" He was so angry that he reached out and grabbed Luo Xingzhou's wrist. I grabbed it so hard that my wrist bones hurt a little.
"Brat, if you meddle in your own business, I'll have someone beat you up later, be sensible and get the hell out of here!" He moved his mouth to Luo Xingzhou's ear, deliberately lowering his voice.
Luo Xingzhou remained silent, he felt the pain in his wrist was getting worse, and he didn't give the man in the long coat a chance to sneer, so he directly clasped the man's wrist with his backhand, his face was calm, and he barely used any force to wear it. The man in the long gown had his wrist bones sizzling and was about to shatter.
"Ah! Let go, let me go quickly..." He finally couldn't help it, and began to beg for mercy.
Luo Xingzhou let go of his hand, if he continued to use force, the man's hand would be useless.
The man loosened the blood vessels in his wrist, "You say I'm cheating, why do you say that?"
"That's right, why do you say that." The woman who partnered with him joined in and forced Xingzhou down together.
"Don't tell me that you also learned the Tao." The man in the long coat pulled one corner of his mouth, smiled disdainfully, and continued, "Don't say I don't believe you, just ask everyone, everyone present will know Does anyone believe you? At your age, you are not as old as my son, and if you say you can tell fortunes and divination, you are not afraid of being laughed at by others!"
"What's the joke? I know how to do fortune-telling. Not only that, but I can also measure characters and read palmistry. As long as you can tell it, I can do it."
"Come on, let's all come and see, there is a big liar here!" The middle-aged man shouted out loudly, and the aunt who was dancing in the square nearby quickly surrounded him.
The man in the suit standing aside saw that he was about to run out, so he hurriedly stopped him and said, "Little brother, where do you live? I'll drive you back."
Luo Xingzhou glanced at the man in the suit, and then said, "No need. I'll just go back by myself in a while."
"Don't be so polite. If you hadn't appeared in time just now, I'm afraid I would have been killed by a dead duck. You are my savior."
Luo Xingzhou waved his hand and said, "I didn't help you much just now." While speaking, Luo Xingzhou's eyes were already looking at his tricycle parked at the street corner.
Seeing that he was determined to leave, the man in the suit didn't force it. He walked up to Luo Xingzhou, handed Luo Xingzhou a business card, and said that if you need help with anything in the future, you can find me.
Luo Xingzhou reached out to take the business card, looked down, and realized that the man in the suit was named Lu Yinan. Among them, the one that caught Luo Xingzhou's attention the most was the state agency above the business card—the Imperial Cultivation Supervision Institute.
Luo Xingzhou blinked, then looked at Xiao Rui who was aside.
"Oh, this is Xiao Rui, the boss of our bureau. You just said that you are also a scholar, so I am not afraid to tell you clearly. The main responsibility of our unit is to maintain social security and prevent demons and ghosts from harming the common people." Lu Yinan said , and asked, "What's your name, benefactor?"
"Xing Zhou, Luo Xing Zhou." After speaking, he spread his legs and ran out.
When he heard the words Luo Xingzhou, Xiao Ruixin suddenly mentioned it. He turned his head to look at Luo Xingzhou, and saw him running into the rain curtain, packing up the spatula and the wooden signboard on the tricycle.
"Selling eggs and fried rice?" Xiao Rui muttered, his heart sank immediately, and then he said softly, "It can't be him, how could it be him." The tone of his speech was a little imperceptibly disappointed.
When driving back to the prison, the duck essence that was resting on Lu Yinan's lap flapped its wings left and right twice, and then said, "Quack~ You guys let me go quickly, or the consequences will be serious!"
"Stupid duck, stupid duck. Can you be quiet?" Lu Yinan reached out and hit the duck on the head, making it quack.
"You release me quickly. If my boss finds out that you have treated me like this, you will definitely be pleased. By then, your detention center will definitely not be at peace! No! The whole society will suffer!" Duck said with a hug on his thigh. Very rough tone, not to mention how arrogant.
"Oh! Then you should show your boss's name. I advise you, it's better to think of someone with a stronger background and more vicious methods."
The duck spirit squinted at Lu Yinan, and then said angrily, "My boss is the demon king, the most powerful and powerful one in the world! Are you afraid? I ask you if you are afraid! Hmph!"
"Okay, I got it." Lu Yinan said expressionlessly.
"That, no, you don't believe me? My boss is really the demon king, the demon king of ten thousand realms!"
"I know it." Lu Yinan didn't believe what the duck said at all. He patted the duck's head and felt a ball of hair on his hand. Then he looked at Xiao Rui and said with disgust, "Boss, this stupid duck should No...you're going to take a shit, right? If I had known about throwing it into the trunk..."
******
After the rain stopped, Luo Xingzhou pedaled his tricycle back to the alleys and alleys. After cleaning the pots, pans and pans one by one, it was already past two o'clock in the morning. He took a hot bath and lay down on the wooden plank. sleep on the bed.
After sleeping for less than two hours, Luo Xingzhou got up again.
Reaching for the alarm clock, a pink barrage popped up on the surface of the alarm clock:
[Ashamed face, the first thing I do when I wake up early in the morning is to see people, I really miss labor and capital so much! ]
Luo Xingzhou yawned, put down the alarm clock that he thought was affectionate, and then put on the goose slippers again, lowered his head and glanced casually, and saw the barrage on the slippers again:
[Warm reminder, the old man is about to die, it's time to change his shoes! ]
Seeing the barrage, Luo Xingzhou bent down to pick up the slippers, and looked carefully. Sure enough, the corners were almost worn out.
After brushing his teeth, when he was about to go out, a blue barrage popped up on the brown-red solid wood door:
[It’s terrible, the handsome guy next door failed in his confession last night, and now he’s overeating at home! ]
Iron Lock also sent out a barrage, [Wow ha ha ha!Confession failed!I'm really afraid that the handsome guy will be cheated by the social sister!I don’t know about the handsome guy... is Chu Ye still here...]
Luo Xingzhou: "..."
Regarding the fact that every item in the world would send bullet screens, Luo Xingzhou expressed his composure, but he never expected that items that usually do not talk would be so... gossip!
After closing the door, Luo Xingzhou rode a bicycle and strolled around the house, looking for a place with more spiritual energy to meditate, so as to absorb some spiritual energy.
After wandering around, I finally stopped in front of the gate of a park. In the park, a group of aunts were dancing in the square, and five gray-haired and pale old men were doing Tai Chi on the left.
That's it, with a radius of dozens of miles. If there is any place with a bit of aura, it belongs to this park with good greenery and a place for people to take a walk and relax.
Luo Xingzhou stepped on his bicycle and entered the park.
Because it was still early, there were not many people in the park. He found a relatively remote place, parked his bicycle on the concrete road, and then strode to a redbud tree with both legs.
After taking a deep breath, Luo Xingzhou sat down cross-legged.
He pinched his fingers, inhaled three fresh breaths, and then took a long breath of relief. During this exchange, he still opened his mouth slightly, silently reciting the formulas for cultivation.
After meditating for about an hour, Luo Xingzhou looked at the claw machine. It was already eight o'clock in the morning, and there were more and more people in the park, and the air began to become cloudy.
He reached out to pat the dust on his pants, then stood up, and when he was about to leave, he suddenly saw four or five barrages popping up on the lawn, all of which were talking about him.
[Who is this handsome guy?Never been here before! ]
[Yeah, he looks so handsome!When he sat on me just now, he felt so comfortable! ]
[Envy, I wonder if he will come over tomorrow?I want to be sat by him...]
Luo Xingzhou: "..."
Luo Xingzhou returned to the place where the bicycle was parked, and when he was about to push the bicycle away, a very ear-piercing sound suddenly came from his ear.
"Madam, seeing your radiant face and radiant complexion, there must be a big happy event at home recently!"
"Yes, yes!" The middle-aged woman, about fifty years old, smiled until the crow's feet at the corners of her eyes were exposed.
Seeing her smiling happily, the man in the long black coat shook his head intentionally, sighed, and said, "Oh...it's a pity, it's a pity."
Hearing a sigh, the middle-aged aunt looked up at him and said what's wrong?
The man in the black long coat glanced at the middle-aged aunt, hesitated to speak, "Hey, let's not talk about it."
The middle-aged aunt felt a little anxious when she heard this.
At this time, another woman standing beside her saw the man who was talking wearing a long gown. After thinking about it, she stretched out her hand and pulled the aunt's arm, saying, "He is wearing a long gown. He should be a Taoist priest, maybe I see something is wrong with you."
Hearing what she said, the aunt's heart sank suddenly. Just as she was about to speak, the man in the long gown turned around and was about to leave. The aunt hurriedly reached out to grab the man's arm and said, "Master, are you a master? Are you See what's wrong with me? Tell me quickly."
The man in the black coat looked back at the aunt, sighed again with his good acting skills, and said, "Hey, it's not that I won't help you, it's just that if you leak the secret, it won't be good for me..."
The aunt was so anxious that she was in a mess, she hurriedly said, "Master, please help me, money, I will give you money, so you can help me."
"Okay, since you're so sincere, I'll tell you a fortune." After speaking, he stretched out his hand to the aunt, motioning for the money.
The aunt was a little slow to react, but when she came back to her senses, she quickly handed him a hundred Ruanmei coins.
The middle-aged man shook his head, indicating that the money was not enough.
The aunt took out another one and gave it to him.
"Let me tell you the truth, from your face, I can see that you have a calamity in the near future, which is likely to be life-threatening." The middle-aged man said, reaching out to stroke the mustache on his chin.
"No way! It's so serious!" The aunt was so frightened that she quickly asked the middle-aged man how to resolve it.
Without further ado, the middle-aged man stretched out his hand to the aunt again, asking her for money. This time it was even more excessive, asking for 1000 Ruanmei coins as soon as he asked!
The aunt hesitated, but in the end she took out ten big red soft girl coins from her wallet, and she was about to hand them to the middle-aged man.
"Wait a minute." Luo Xingzhou said suddenly, walked to the side of the aunt, and continued: "Auntie, he hasn't said anything yet, you just gave him all the money? What if he Was it a lie to you?"
"No, this master is wearing a long gown, so he must be an expert!" Another aunt interjected.
"Oh, wearing a long gown is a worldly expert? So if I wear a school uniform, I can't do anything, just a student?" Luo Xingzhou coldly glanced at the woman standing beside the middle-aged aunt , he knew clearly in his heart that this woman and the man in the black coat were joint liars!
"Who are you? It's okay to stand aside." The man in the black long coat was a little impatient.
Luo Xingzhou spoke again and told the aunt not to trust the bluffers easily.
"Hey! You kid, I've tolerated you for a long time. You say I'm cheating, what evidence do you have to say I'm cheating?" He was so angry that he reached out and grabbed Luo Xingzhou's wrist. I grabbed it so hard that my wrist bones hurt a little.
"Brat, if you meddle in your own business, I'll have someone beat you up later, be sensible and get the hell out of here!" He moved his mouth to Luo Xingzhou's ear, deliberately lowering his voice.
Luo Xingzhou remained silent, he felt the pain in his wrist was getting worse, and he didn't give the man in the long coat a chance to sneer, so he directly clasped the man's wrist with his backhand, his face was calm, and he barely used any force to wear it. The man in the long gown had his wrist bones sizzling and was about to shatter.
"Ah! Let go, let me go quickly..." He finally couldn't help it, and began to beg for mercy.
Luo Xingzhou let go of his hand, if he continued to use force, the man's hand would be useless.
The man loosened the blood vessels in his wrist, "You say I'm cheating, why do you say that?"
"That's right, why do you say that." The woman who partnered with him joined in and forced Xingzhou down together.
"Don't tell me that you also learned the Tao." The man in the long coat pulled one corner of his mouth, smiled disdainfully, and continued, "Don't say I don't believe you, just ask everyone, everyone present will know Does anyone believe you? At your age, you are not as old as my son, and if you say you can tell fortunes and divination, you are not afraid of being laughed at by others!"
"What's the joke? I know how to do fortune-telling. Not only that, but I can also measure characters and read palmistry. As long as you can tell it, I can do it."
"Come on, let's all come and see, there is a big liar here!" The middle-aged man shouted out loudly, and the aunt who was dancing in the square nearby quickly surrounded him.
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