Lambs are plucked for wool every day

Ever since Yuan Xiaoyang and Lu Lang got together, their personalities have become much more lively.

Yuan Xiaoyang, who has always been prudent in doing things, sometimes has a childlike heart, and Lu Lang, who claims to be cool and domineering, has also begun to be childish. The two of them often get tired of doing boring things together.

In short, it is the second year of secondary school, rejuvenated and rejuvenated.

For example, today they decided to blackmail Lu Yan.

If Yuan Xiaoyang and Lu Lang used to be, they would never do such a boring thing, but today they had a whim and decided to try to blackmail Lu Yan and see how Lu Yan would react.

"How to blackmail? I have never blackmailed anyone before." Yuan Xiaoyang was a little nervous.

"I don't know, I didn't blackmail him, it was all the money he offered." Lu Lang has no experience.

"Otherwise... just pretend that you were kidnapped!" Yuan Xiaoyang was obedient, but there were also many bad ideas.

After hearing this suggestion, Lu Lang thought it was a good idea, and he agreed, "That's right! If my beloved brother is kidnapped, I will definitely give you money!"

The two conspired and the action began.

At this time, Lu Yan was in the living room, reading a book leisurely, while waiting for Yuan Chengqi, who also went to school on holidays, to have dinner together after get out of class.

The two hid in a corner of the kitchen where they could see the living room, watching Lu Yan furtively.

After a while, Lu Yan's cell phone rang.

Lu Yan glanced at it and picked up the phone.

"Hello? Is it Lu Yan?" Yuan Xiaoyang pinched his nose and whispered, "Your brother is in my hands!"

"..." Lu Yan was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and checked who was calling again, and after confirming that it was Yuan Xiaoyang and not someone else, he really didn't understand what he wanted to do.

"Did you hear that? Your brother is in my hands." Yuan Xiaoyang continued to pinch his nose, feeling weird.

"...I heard it." Lu Yan was speechless, "So?"

"Hand over the money, or tear up the ticket!"

"Tear it up, please."

There was a slight sound from the other end of the phone, and Yuan Xiaoyang lowered his voice and nervously asked Lu Lang what he wanted to answer.

Lu Lang was obviously overwhelmed by his brother's ruthlessness, unable to respond.

Yuan Xiaoyang had no choice but to go into battle again by himself.

"It's really good at tearing tickets! I'm not kidding!" He was so anxious that he forgot to pinch his nose.

"..."

"My brother is so cute! Do you have the heart to tear up the ticket?"

"..."

"Can you bear it! It's my brother! My brother!"

"Tell me, how much do you want to tear up the ticket?"

"?"

"Just cooperate with me, okay?"

Lu Yan had already heard the commotion from the kitchen, and he was convinced by these two idiots: "...Okay, I will cooperate, are you happy?"

Do it all over again.

"Your brother is in my hands!"

"What evidence do you have?"

"Let you hear his voice."

Lu Lang's voice came from the phone, and Lu Lang moaned in pain: "Brother... help... ah..."

"..." Lu Yan took a deep breath, resisting the urge to hang up the phone, "You don't sound like my brother."

"I'm!"

"Your voice sounds too stupid. I don't have such a stupid brother."

"???"

"Cooperate!" The lamb kidnapper next to him was very angry, and squeezed Lu Lang hard, and Lu Lang let out a real scream.

"Okay, cooperate."

"Brother, save me!"

"If you still have doubts, I can give you a secret signal." The lamb kidnapper suggested.

"Okay, for the password."

Lu Lang was full of confidence, waiting to prove that he was Lu Yan's good brother.

"Lu Lang, when is my birthday?"

"..."

The plastic younger brother who had never kept a correct date since he was a child was silent for a moment.

Lu Yan: "..."

Seeing that the hostage was unprofessional, the caring kidnapper quickly reminded the plastic hostage in a low voice, so that the hostage could answer immediately before the family members got angry.

"Well, I believe you are my brother."

The family members cooperated very well, and the kidnappers and hostages were very satisfied.The phone came back to the kidnapper again, and the kidnapper said, "You are limited to raising one hundred yuan in cash within three hours..."

"I'm only worth a hundred?" The hostage was very dissatisfied with the price.

"Could it be one thousand? Isn't that bad?" The kidnapper suddenly became very conscientious.

"One thousand." The family members stopped the dispute between the kidnappers and the hostages in due time, "Just one thousand, I will pay, where will I send it?"

"Put it in Lu Lang's room, and he will only be released after paying the money." The lamb kidnapper was super bad, "Don't call the police."

"it is good."

"Remember."

"Understood, is there anything else?"

"It's okay, thank you, sorry to bother you for so long."

"No, goodbye."

"Goodbye."

After hanging up the phone, Lu Yan glanced in the direction of the kitchen and continued to read.

After a while, Lu Yan wanted to drink water.He found that the water in the glass was gone, so he got up and went to the kitchen to get it.

In the kitchen, Yuan Xiaoyang and Lu Lang, who were hiding in the crime den, were squatting on the ground eating popsicles, which Yuan Chengqi bought two days ago.

Seeing Lu Yan coming, Yuan Xiaoyang greeted him obediently.The well-behaved little kidnapper hurriedly asked the family members: "Do you want to eat popsicles, brother?"

"No need, you eat." Because the family members have already been entertained by their boyfriends at another home.

"Brother, what do you want for lunch?" Yuan Xiaoyang was very considerate as a kidnapper, "There is no one at home, do you want me to cook?"

"I'll take you out to eat, and we'll eat together after Cheng Qi gets out of class."

"Oh, falling in love~" The hostage next to him said in the tone of a mentally handicapped primary school student, "Boys love boys~"

"Shut up!" Lu Yan blushed, and almost rushed to tear up the meat ticket.

Lu Yan went out angrily with water in his hand, and the two continued to squat down and eat popsicles.

After eating, Li Yuan Chengxi had a long time to finish class at noon, and the two of them didn't waste any time, they went upstairs to study directly.

Half an hour before Yuan Chengqi finished class, Lu Yan went upstairs to call the two of them.

The family was very relieved to see the kidnapper and the hostages concentrating on studying together.

"Take a break, it's time to eat."

"Read it again." Lu Lang didn't remember.

Lu Yan yelled twice more, and the two reluctantly took their eyes away from the book.

The restaurant has already been booked, and Lu Yan took the two of them to Yuan Chengqi's school to pick him up from get out of class.Halfway through the car, the not-so-responsible kidnapper suddenly realized that he was still kidnapping Lu Lang, and hurriedly whispered to Lu Lang, "What should I do? You are still being kidnapped by me!"

"That's right!" Lu Lang, who was secretly reciting words, also realized that he was being kidnapped. When he was kidnapped, he did not forget to study hard, and he was a model learner.

"Brother! Where's the ransom!"

"Have you not played enough?"

"Your brother is going to be torn up! You are miserable!"

"I'll give it to you when I get back, I don't have any cash now."

"No!" The hostage couldn't get the ransom, and started yelling in the back seat, more kidnapper than kidnapper.

Lu Yan wanted to hit someone very much, but at this moment, his cell phone rang, and the exclusive ringtone he set for Yuan Chengqi came out.

He was driving and it was inconvenient to talk on the phone, so he directly handed the phone to Yuan Xiaoyang: "Help me answer it, tell him we will be there in 10 minutes."

"I'm coming!" Lu Lang snatched the phone and picked it up directly, "Hello? Is it uncle?"

"Ah? Lu Lang?" Yuan Chengqi asked, "Why did you pick it up?"

"Your boyfriend is in my hands now. If you don't pay, I will tear up the ticket immediately!" Lu Lang said fiercely.

Yuan Xiaoyang instantly became an accomplice of the kidnappers, and replied from the side: "It's really a ticket!"

Lu Yan: "..."

However, Yuan Chengqi immediately entered the scene: "No! Calm down! I will pay whatever you want! Don't hurt him!"

"1000 yuan! Cash!"

"I only have one hundred cash on me now, can I get a discount?"

"Okay! Count it as a hundred!" The kidnapper was very bold.

"Then... I want to listen to his voice to make sure he is safe."

"Okay." Lu Lang moved the phone to Lu Yan, "Speak."

Lu Yan really didn't know what to say, he said speechlessly, "Are you really playing with them?"

"It's fun, don't you think?"

"Okay, it's fun if you say it's fun." The hostage was very cooperative, "Is it hot? We'll be there in a while, you wait."

"It's not hot, just stand in the shade. By the way, what are you eating today?"

"Eat the restaurant you said you wanted to eat last time."

"Isn't that seat hard to book?"

"If you want to eat, I will order it. How can it be difficult?"

The kidnapper Lu Lang held up his mobile phone and asked the hostages to have sex with their family members, which was very difficult.

After the two finished talking, they also went to Yuan Chengqi's school, and Yuan Chengqi got into the car.

"Lu Yan!" Yuan Chengqi rushed towards Lu Yan excitedly, "Are you okay? You look haggard, are you injured?"

"It's okay." Lu Yan was just haggarded by everyone.

"Take it!" Yuan Chengqi handed over one hundred yuan to Lu Lang, "I will give you the ransom, and I will take it away!"

Blackmail succeeded!Yuan Xiaoyang and Lu Lang felt a sense of accomplishment with the hard-earned one hundred yuan.

A group of kidnappers, hostages and family members went to eat happily together.

... Half an hour later, in the restaurant.

Lu Yan, who had been played all morning, suddenly wanted to join everyone's game.

"Your uncle is in my hands now." Lu Yan grabbed Yuan Chengqi's hand, looked at Yuan Xiaoyang and Lu Lang sternly and coldly, "Hand over the money, otherwise..."

opposite.

Yuan Xiaoyang and Lu Lang read while eating, ignored him, didn't even raise their heads, and exchanged opinions on the topic in a low voice halfway through.

"Otherwise...hey! Did you hear that? Your uncle was kidnapped by me!"

Lu Lang finally raised his head and looked at him with a disdainful face of "Why are you so naive".Yuan Xiaoyang also looked up, his eyes full of doubts, as if he couldn't understand what he wanted to do.

Lu Yan was stunned, and his heart was greatly humiliated.

Yuan Chengqi hurriedly patted him: "Hey, it's fine if they don't play, I'll play with you! If you tie me up, I will obey you obediently!"

Angry, it's fake, it's all fake, so is Yuan Xiaoyang!Lu Yan grabbed Yuan Chengqi tightly, he was the best hostage.