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Pretend to be a housewife?

This long-lost term appeared in the ears of the two adults again, and they didn't know when it was the last time they heard it.

But even when they were young, the two little boys could only imagine themselves fighting big dinosaurs, and had never played house wine at all. When they heard Ning Ning mention this game, they were both stunned.

"It's okay, I'll teach you!" Ning Ning was very confident, "Let's start with the easiest one! I'll play the teacher! You play the kids!"

Ning Ning let the two of them sit on the cushion, and then rummaged through the toy box beside him.

After a while, she took out a small drawing board, paper and crayons.

Ning Ning distributed the paper and crayons to the two of them, while she took the drawing board.Then, she took out a pair of red toy glasses in the shape of a heart and put them on—

"Teacher Ning Ning is going to class!" Ning Ning tapped on the small drawing board, "Everyone sit down."

The two students were sitting upright, looking seriously at the three-headed, bun-faced Teacher Ning Ning in front of them, trying not to laugh.

"Today the teacher will teach you how to write numbers! It's very difficult!" Teacher Ning Ning nodded seriously, "Teacher took a long time to learn it!"

The two students nodded, looking at the teacher's expression, they found it really difficult.

Teacher Ning Ning started teaching. She wrote crooked numbers on the small drawing board and taught two students to read one by one.

"This is 1, pencil 1..."

"1." Two students wrote a 1 on the construction paper.

"This is 2, duck 2..."

The two students wrote a 2 on the drawing paper again, which was much more neat than the teacher.

Teacher Ning Ning taught very carefully, and would go down from time to time to see how the two students wrote.Seeing that Lu Yan wrote neatly, she looked at Lu Yan approvingly: "Little friend, your writing is great."

"Yes." Lu Yan nodded, "Thank you teacher."

"Teacher draws an apple for you." Teacher Ning Ning took the red crayon on the table and carefully drew a red apple representing encouragement.

She was painting, Lu Yan watched, and Yuan Chengqi quietly observed the interaction between the two of them.

Lu Yan cooperated with Ning Ning very attentively, without any sign of impatience, as if he was really a student.Yuan Chengqi looked at it, and felt that Lu Yan was really good everywhere, and he liked it very much.

Ning Ning taught them all the numbers and gave them a quiz.

Yuan Chengqi made a wrong question on purpose. Seeing that she made a mistake, Ning Ning encouraged him earnestly and gave him a sticker to stick on the back of her hand.

The three of them played the teacher-student game for a while, and Ning Ning decided to change the game.

"What are you going to do this time?" Ning Ning thought about it, and decided to play the mom and dad game this time.

"You play father." Ning Ning pointed at Yuan Chengqi.

"You play mother." Ning Ning pointed to Lu Yan.

"Mom?" Lu Yan couldn't accept this word for a while.Mother?He is like mom?That's right, Ning Ning's mother is Meng Yu, and Meng Yu is about the same height as him, but Yuan Chengqi, who is his father, is smaller than him, even shorter than Zhou Yibai.

However, Ning Ning also thinks that he and Yuan Chengqi are a couple...

Thinking of this, Lu Yan blushed a little.He glanced at Yuan Chengqi, and saw that Yuan Chengqi was also secretly looking at him.

The two eyes met, and when they saw each other looking at them, they both showed a little smile.

"Okay, I'll be the father, and Yan Yan will be the mother." Yuan Chengqi asked, "What will Ningning be? A child?"

"No, besides being a child today." Ning Ning shook her head, "Today I also want to be a neighbor."

"Oh, neighbor."

"And carrots!"

"???"

The role setting of this family wine is very complicated. Ning Ning has three roles by herself, being a child, a neighbor and a carrot, while Yuan Chengqi is not only a father, but also a refrigerator.As for the role of Lu Yan, it is not easy. He has to be a mother and a cat.

Because the role setting is too complicated, Ning Ning even gave a special teaching, and only started to play after the teaching.

At the beginning of the family wine, under Ningning's initial setting, the mother sends the child to school and goes to work by the way, while the father sleeps on the sofa.

Yuan Chengqi was lying on the ground, thinking about what kind of image Zhou Yibai was in Ning Ning's heart, sleeping early in the morning.

And Lu Yan went out according to the instructions and walked around to indicate that he was going to work, and then hurried home to play the cat.

How to act?According to Ning Ning's instructions, Lu Yan obediently lay down beside Yuan Chengqi.

"Daddy wants to pet the cat!" Ning Ning, who hid behind the cabinet and left temporarily, reminded Yuan Chengqi.

Yuan Chengqi nodded, and hurriedly reached out to stroke Lu Yan's head.

Lu Yan lay there motionless, enjoying Yuan Chengqi's head touching, like a lazy cat.

However, director Ning Ning was not satisfied, and reminded: "The cat wants to meow!"

Lu Yan: "..."

Yuan Chengqi: "Hahaha!"

"Cat!"

Lu Yan was reluctant, so he let out a small "meow", and his ears turned red after the meow.

"Be good, be good." Yuan Chengqi was very satisfied with his meow, and quickly patted his head to express his encouragement.

At this time, Ningning appeared again. At this time, she had changed from a child to a neighbor, and she began to visit.

"Ah." Ning Ning lay down next to Yuan Chengqi, "The weather is really nice today."

"It's good." Yuan Chengqi vaguely felt that the neighbor Ning Ning set up seemed to be himself, and usually went to visit Zhou Yibai when he had nothing to do.

"Mrs. Lu, what are you going to cook at home today?"

"Huh? Mrs. Lu?"

"You are Mrs. Lu!"

"Oh, alright." Yuan Chengqi accepted the setting with a blushing face, "Well...to cook carrot soup today."

Ning Ning and Yuan Chengqi chatted a little bit about food, after a while, Ning Ning's expression changed again, and became sad.

"Mrs. Lu, that dead ghost of my family comes home late every day and is so angry."

The child's voice is childish, but imitating the tone of mother-in-law and daughter-in-law dramas on TV, which sounds very fun.Yuan Chengqi suppressed a smile, and replied, "Why? What does he usually do?"

"It must be to play! It's so good that your Mr. Lu comes back so early every day!"

"Yes, he's really nice." Yuan Chengqi patted Lu Yan's cat's head again, "Are you right, cat?"

Lu Yan: "..."

Director Ning Ning coughed twice.

Lu Yan: "... Meow."

Ning Ning and Yuan Chengqi talked about some family issues, and soon, the scene changed again.

When my mother got off work, she bought vegetables and went home, and cooked with my father.

Lu Yan carried Ning Ning on his shoulders, and walked out from behind the cabinet expressionlessly, and showed Ning Ning in front of Yuan Chengqi: "I bought a big radish."

"Wow, what a big radish." Yuan Chengqi took Ning Ning over and weighed the big, meaty radish. The carrot couldn't help laughing.

"Then let's cook radish soup." Yuan Chengqi put the radish Ningning on the cushion, took the plastic toy knife next to it and pretended to cut it a few times, which made the radish laugh.

"Yan Yan, do you want the one with pork ribs, or the radish soup with fish balls?"

"Wrong call!" Luo Bo suddenly said, "I want to call my husband!"

"what?"

"Daddy calls mommy husband! Mommy calls daddy wife!"

Both of them were stunned, they didn't expect to call it like that.However, Luo Bo was very persistent, and the two had no choice but to let it go.

"Well, husband..." Yuan Chengqi whispered once.

"Old, wife..." Lu Yan also stammered.

Both of them blushed, and for a moment they looked like a newly married couple, shy just looking at each other.

"What kind of soup do you like...husband?"

"I want radish and fish balls... my wife."

In addition to playing the role of father, Yuan Chengqi is also a refrigerator, and now the materials are in his pocket.Yuan Chengqi was busy cutting radishes, so Lu Yan helped out with the materials.

Lu Yan put his hand into Yuan Chengqi's pocket, and Yuan Chengqi was still wearing his T-shirt and shorts.Summer clothes are thin, and a thin layer of fabric can't block anything at all. Lu Yan can feel the heat of Yuan Chengqi's body, as well as the touch of his thigh.

Lu Yan quickly pulled out his hand, and put aside the plastic fish ball that Yuan Chengqi put in his pocket.

"I'm going to the bathroom." Lu Yan got up, bowed his head and walked away quickly.

Lu Yan went into the toilet and quickly washed his face with cold water.One wash was not enough, so he washed it again.

His face was already flushed, and he was no longer as calm as usual.

He settled down for a while and left the toilet after making sure his heartbeat had returned to normal.

However, just after stepping out, Yuan Chengqi happened to turn his head to look at him. As soon as he saw Yuan Chengqi's slightly red face, his own face became hot again.

Hold.

Lu Yan couldn't help cursing a bunch of swear words in his heart. If he continues like this, he really can't maintain the image he has carefully cultivated for many years.