[Journey to the West] Wukong purchasing

"You're right if you think so. To be honest, I'm really afraid that I will be slaughtered as a fat sheep when I bring so many things with you back to Chang'an." After hearing Tang Xuanzang's plan, Wu Kong finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Tang Xuanzang looked at him speechlessly, and sighed silently. It seemed that he could only blame himself for being too successful in his disguise. Even Boss Wu thought that he was really a loyal minister who was dedicated to serving the country and disregarding personal life and death.

That's really embarrassing, he is neither a die-hard fan of Tang Wang, nor a fan of Datang Dynasty. It's just a little donkey who was forced to kill the donkey by the boss afterwards.

Although the canyon looks small from the outside, in fact there are caves and dozens of grottoes, even if you use a camera to scan them one by one, it will take several days. There is no way, the master and apprentice can only stay here temporarily, Wu Kun accompanied Tang Xuanzang on the pretext of copying the "Buddhist scriptures" on the stone wall, and scanned and saved the words and murals on the stone wall, leaving them for Elder Tang to "slowly" translate when he returned to Chang'an.

As for when the translation of these scriptures will be finished?

According to Boss Wu's conservative estimate, it would be impossible to finish the project before King Tang passed away anyway.

If it doesn't work out, stay safe! ! !

The third prince has no interest in these boring and incomprehensible scriptures, so he can only half push and half be invited by the snake spirit sister to help him hunt.

"Don't you know how to hunt yourself?" The third prince couldn't help but folded his arms and rolled his eyes when he saw the snake spirit girl skillfully transformed into her original form and strangled a lizard that was trying to escape.

A normal unmarried young man, facing a stunning girl like a snake spirit girl, even if he doesn't say he's heartbroken, at least it's impossible for him to be as indifferent as the third prince, who even let the girl pounce on him to fight with the wild beast. He stood by and watched, tsk tsk~ Really single by strength.

"I, I know that the third prince always likes to be clean. There is no place for washing and bathing along the way. I accidentally found a cold spring hidden in the depths of the cave in front of me last night. If your highness doesn't dislike it, why don't you go and take a bath? I Guard the entrance of the cave for His Highness." Ao Qing glanced at Ao Lie with some trepidation, well, he was still as handsome and unrestrained as ever, but his body smelled like wheat rice from the previous night.

Ao Lie was given such a vague look by her, and the whole dragon was not well.

It's not that his nose is broken, of course he can smell his own body!It's just that this road is just like what Ao Qing said, it's hard to find even spring water for drinking, let alone for bathing... Wait!Why didn't he think of taking a shower by himself?

As if she didn't expect to be so stupid, Ao Qing's face became very ugly in an instant.

"Well, why don't I send the prey back first, Your Highness, go take a shower and wash up first." Although she didn't know what she said wrong, she was sure that she must be the snake spirit girl who said something wrong, so she ran away decisively holding the prey.

Ao Lie was half dead with anger, what does this snake mean?Don't you keep saying that you love yourself and wish you could follow yourself to heaven and earth?It's just that he hasn't showered for a few days, and this woman hinted with a disgusted face that it's time for him to take a shower?Ah!This is woman!

"Alas! It seems that His Royal Highness the third prince has been offended again." When he walked to a place where no one was around, Ao Qing suddenly had a mournful face, and his tail was almost dragged to the ground. For some reason, every time he wanted to show himself in front of Ao Lie more and more. , the easier it is to screw up, why did she only look good on the outside when she transformed into a form?If you put more effort into changing your mind, His Royal Highness the third prince will definitely like you.

It's all right now, the water source that I worked so hard to find, not only did not please His Highness the Third Prince, but seemed to make him even more angry.

Absently dragging a tragically dead lizard back to the temporary cave, the snake spirit girl roughly cut open the lizard's belly, took out the tenderest lizard meat hidden under the skin, and chopped off the lizard's four legs, a The tail, the lizard meat in these parts is tender and firm, and it is easy to take care of. The rest is thrown outside. The senior brother said that the internal organs of the lizard are not clean and cannot be eaten. It is cheaper for the wild beasts outside.

"Huh? Why didn't Ao Lie come back with you?" Wu Hao felt a little puzzled when he came out of the grotto smelling the smell of stewed lizards, and saw that only the snake girl was busy by the fire.

Didn't the third prince's dumb gourd keep weighing with the snake spirit girl all the way?Obviously caring about death, but also pretending to be cold, heh!Don't you know that in this world, the ruthless and domineering boss is no longer popular?Ladies, who doesn't like a warm and cute puppy?

"His Royal Highness the Third Prince has gone to take a bath and wash up." Sister Snake Jing was very honest in front of Wu Kong, even if it was only a team of four, there was a food chain, and she was at the bottom of the food chain.

"Bath? Where?" Wu Hao's eyes lit up, and at the same time, he felt extremely itchy all over his body.

People are like this, when you don't even have to drink water, how can you care about bathing and washing?Those who dislike people in the desert who don’t take a shower must have never tried to live a life with only a glass of water every day.And now, the snake essence girl actually told him that there is a place where he can take a bath?

"Just, just walk forward for a while. There is a stone that looks like a mushroom. When you see the stone, turn left. After walking for a while, you will see a bush of thorns at the entrance of the cave. Go in and walk along the road with the Buddha statue. , and you can find it, but the spring is very small, and only one person can wash it at a time, and His Royal Highness the third prince is already in it..." Sister Snake Essence vaguely reminded Wu Kong that the third prince of their family does not like to bathe with others.

"It's okay! I'll go when he comes back! I'll tell you where did you get the mountain spring stew? I thought you flew to other places to fetch water. It turns out that there are some nearby. Little snake spirit, you are not kind, there are good things Just think about your Highness the third prince first." Wu Kong joked.

"Then, Elder Brother, if you have something good, you give it to Elder Tang first, and you didn't expect me and His Highness..." Sister Snake Spirit said weakly.

Wu Kong: "..." What the hell kind of metaphors are these?

"I respect my teacher! Elder Tang is my master!" Boss Wu blushed slightly, even he didn't think that Elder Tang was already more important than others in his heart?

He, he doesn't have any thoughts of deceiving teachers and destroying ancestors, or treason.

"Then Empress Nuwa and Fuxi, the ancestor god of the human world, are still brothers and sisters, so they can also marry and have children?" Snake Essence retorted unconvinced.

Maybe it's because Ao Lie and Ao Lie have no hope of being together because of their blood and family background. The snake spirit girl is very sensitive to her own roots. When it comes to the snake clan snake tail, Nuwa Empress and ancestor god Fuxi are very proud. Don't look at them Now it's just a snake. In the prehistoric period, the Nuwa Empress who had the merit of creating humans was also a snake with a human head.

What's more, what makes the snake spirit girl particularly unconvinced is that when there were only ancestor gods Fuxi and Empress Nuwa in the world, there were not so many stinky rules for intermarriage. It is the intermarriage between the human race and the demon race, and no one will say anything. Empress Nuwa herself is half human and half demon.

"That's different..." Wu Hao wanted to say that he and Elder Tang were both men, how could they be together?However, he soon felt that his reasoning was nonsense. The Star Alliance passed the same-sex marriage law 800 years ago. After all, children can be born with the help of an incubator. Is the marriage partner a man or a woman? Is there a relationship?There are also people who are so lazy that they don't even want to have children, aren't they living a good life?

"Anyway, I won't give up! I will definitely practice hard. I heard that as long as our snakes live for 500 years, they can grow four claws and become a dragon. If a dragon lives for another 500 years, it can become a horned dragon. , The horned dragon lives another 1000 years, grows two horns, lives another [-] years, grows two wings, and can turn into a Yinglong. By then, I am also a dragon, so I am worthy of the third prince, right? "Sister Snake Essence snapped her fingers confidently.

If you do this calculation, it doesn't seem to take thousands of years. If you are lucky, you can find some kind of genius and treasure, not to mention rising in the daytime, as long as you can turn yourself into a dragon, then at least you and the third prince can be regarded as the same family.

"Hmph, don't break your fingers, I'll do the math for you. You'll have to live for another 500 years, heh! In 2000 years, maybe Ao Lie's grandson will be able to make soy sauce by then, so you can marry His grandson just happens to be in the right family." Boss Wu couldn't help but pour a bucket of cold water on Ao Qing's expression of no regrets.

500 years?If a person really loves you, he won't be willing to make you wait so long.If you don't love, and keep silent and let the person who likes you wait for 500 years, then you are no longer an ordinary scumbag, but a peerless scumbag.

"No! Your Highness doesn't like those arrogant and domineering dragon girls at all!" The snake essence girl squeezed the spoon in her hand confidently. Of course, if she didn't squeeze it so tightly, this sentence would be more meaningful. Be persuasive.

"You don't understand, it doesn't matter if he likes it or not, as long as his parents like it." There is no shortage of parents who urge marriage in any world, let alone the old tradition of the dragon clan for many years, no matter how much fun you have in the mortal world, Back in the Dragon Palace, shouldn't we obediently obey the patriarch's arrangement and marry a noble dragon girl to ensure the nobility of the dragon blood?

With a bang sound, the soup spoon that Ao Qing was clutching tightly fell off and fell into the boiling lizard broth. The splashed hot soup flew onto Ao Qing's arm, and a stream of blisters quickly formed. Snakes were afraid of it. Hot, but at this moment, Ao Qing didn't seem to feel the burnt arm at all, her eyes as soft and moist as spring pools in March, instantly dimmed like an oil lamp that was about to run out of oil.

"Oh, don't be like this. It's better to think about it earlier. You are still young, and you will know in the future. There are many, many interesting things in this world, and it is not worth sacrificing so much for love."

Seeing that she still seemed a little unwilling, Wu Hao couldn't help but sneered: "Are you really sure that you can wait for him for 500 years? Good! Why don't we make a bet, you go back to Chang'an with me, and experience a hundred years in that prosperous place in the world, If after a hundred years, you still don't change your original intention, then I will obey you. I won't say another word from now on!"

"Just go! Don't say 100 years, even 1000 years, 1 years, I can wait!" Ao Qing felt that she was wronged, why did everyone think that she and the third prince could not become husband and wife?Don't human monks like to say "change fate against the sky"?She doesn't want to change her life, she just wants to be with the third prince, why can't she?