[Journey to the West] Wukong purchasing

"Let Monkey King play Monkey King? Hahaha, this idea is fine!" Hearing Dean Du's arrangement, Wu Kong laughed so hard that he almost fell off the cold jade bed.

Yes, even though he lived in a stone Buddha cave full of historical and cultural atmosphere, the vulgar boss Wu couldn't help but take out his cold jade bed.

The third prince did not show any weakness, and immediately took out his golden bed.Made of pure gold, it is also inlaid with various precious gemstones, exuding the copper smell of local tyrants.

Tang Xuanzang silently found a flat place, spread out his quilt, and put a few puddings on it.

The snake essence girl has little experience in life in the mortal world, and she didn't even bring her luggage. After thinking about it, she didn't dare to touch the third prince's golden bed. She turned into a small green snake as thick as chopsticks, and wrapped herself up in a On an arm-sized Buddha statue.

However, that night, Tang Xuanzang didn't sleep for long. He spent almost the whole night copying the buildings on the murals.Wu Hao didn't understand it at first, but it took a while to figure it out: Elder Tang is using the landmark buildings of the countries in the Western Regions to find information that he has not included in the intelligence network!

No wonder the king of Tang entrusted Elder Tang with such an important task of going deep into the countries of the Western Regions to search for information. It seems that what the king of Tang was interested in was not only Elder Tang's status as a monk, but also his extraordinary wisdom and wisdom. mind.

Boss Wu felt that he couldn't admit defeat. He also stared at the densely packed murals on the stone wall for a long time, and then, at some point, he slowly closed his eyes...

It's really not everyone can do this job carefully.

Early the next morning, Wu Kong woke up to the smell of broth.

The snake spirit girl finally learned how to cook.

Last time the third prince accidentally brought a lizard nest. Before leaving, the villagers picked two of the fattest lizard legs and packed them with them. The meat is not easy to deteriorate in this weather. So he cut off half a lizard leg, stewed a large pot of broth, and skewered pancakes with clean branches, roasted until both sides were browned, and the broth was delicious when it was broken apart!

Originally, Wu Kong had some psychological resistance to eating lizard meat, but he was also very strange, since they were also reptiles, he had no problem eating snake meat, but he had some psychological barriers when eating lizard meat.However, what is surprising is that the lizard meat here is very delicious. The meat is tender and has a hint of sweetness. The stewed soup is milky white, which is better than fish head soup. It tastes so-so when baked.

After a good meal, Tang Xuanzang and Wu Kong both got busy separately. Tang Xuanzang wanted to copy all the murals and characters in the grotto, and then slowly read them when he returned to Chang'an. Wu Kong took a whole set of President Du's friendship Sponsored sampling tool, to sample his old man.

In fact, according to Wu Hao's intention, I took a woolen sample and shoveled a few Buddha statues directly to express it.

However, after listening to his "immature little suggestion", Dean Du looked like he had a heart attack. It seemed that this plan would not work. With the shovel, along the bases of those Buddha statues, I slowly picked out some samples from places that could not be seen from inside, it was exhausting!

"Elder Tang, aren't you tired?" Seeing Tang Xuanzang squatting there copying without moving for a long time, Wu Kong couldn't help harassing him.

"If you are really tired, why don't you think about it from another angle. The plants and trees I copy now can be exchanged for hereditary titles, salaries, Zhuangzi, and fields when I return to Chang'an..." Tang Xuanzang kept writing, After a pause, he sighed again, "Thinking about it further, the clues I found today may save hundreds, thousands, or tens of thousands of sacrifices in the Tang army on the western expedition in the future. The more tired you are, the fewer innocent soldiers will die."

"Those soldiers who marched to the west, are they really innocent?" Wu Kong was noncommittal about this. In any case, the invaders were not a good thing in his eyes, even if the king of Tang was holding the banner of saving the suffering people in the western regions.

"In this world, how can there be absolute innocence?" Tang Xuanzang shook his head with a smile, "Isn't there such a saying on your website? Children only tell right from wrong, adults only care about pros and cons. I am from Tang Dynasty, so naturally It is to do things that are beneficial to Datang. If I were from the Western Regions, then maybe I would play tricks on these information, so that Datang’s Western Expeditionary Army will come and go?"

Tang Xuanzang's tone was light and gentle, as gentle as a trickle of water, but Wu Kong, who was sitting opposite him, couldn't help shivering.

How could he have forgotten?The gentle, kind, aloof Tang monk in front of me is actually a high-level spy sent by the king of Tang to the Western Regions to spy on the military under the pretext of learning scriptures? !

Tang Wang really made a good move!Most of the countries in the Western Regions believed in Buddhism, and Tang Xuanzang was appointed by Guanyin Bodhisattva to learn Buddhist scriptures. All the countries along the way received him as a guest, but he never thought that this holy monk called Amitabha came to the Western Regions all the way. The purpose is not to obtain the scriptures, but to seize their land and people!

"Okay, don't make a sad face. People like us, whose fate is in the hands of others since birth, how can we be our own masters? The king of Tang sent troops to avenge my mother, and my father was reinstated. My grandfather He is even the prime minister of the court, and all the men of the family are officials in the court, so favored, if I can't bring back what the Tang king wants to Chang'an, what will happen to these people?" Tang Xuanzang sneered, put down the paper Pen, rubbed his sore wrist, and looked at Wu Hong with a gentle look in his eyes.

"If you are afraid, you can leave by yourself when you get to the border. Now that the curse on your head has been removed, when your majesty sees the king of Tang, I will only say that you are difficult to control, so you can go back to Huaguo Mountain by yourself. The king of Tang thinks Everything you want is in my hands, and I won’t embarrass you.”

"What do I have to be afraid of?" Wu Cong froze for a moment, then smiled, lowered her eyes slightly in an unclear manner, and said in a low voice, "As the saying goes, you are the only one I know here. If I don’t go to Chang’an with you, do you really want me to go to Huaguo Mountain, where I can roll and catch lice with a group of monkeys all over the mountain?”

he won't go.

Just like Tang Xuanzang said, children only tell right from wrong, adults only care about pros and cons.

Wu Cong still remembers that the Star Alliance had a very famous talk show back then, and invited the controversial founder of the Interstellar Pioneering Legion. At that time, the sharp-tongued host questioned the founder in the same way: The most controversial bloody legion, wherever the pioneering legion goes, it means a new planet has fallen into war and killing. In this case, why not stop fighting?

How did the founder respond at that time?

He first took away the host's microphone, and told the host with a smile that the special metal used in this microphone was a mineral planet that they had spent more than a year in bloody battles and sacrificed thirteen warships; then , the founder took away the host’s invisible earplugs, jewelry, shoes, and the purified water at hand. Finally, he pointed to the floor where the host was stepping barefoot, and told him in an extremely peaceful tone: We In the living area where you live, in every corner, the things that you take for granted and should be used in your daily life are all our soldiers who snatched them back for you with blood and lives.

So, stop hypocritically saying that compassion is the most important thing and peace is paramount. There has never been absolute peace in this world.Behind the so-called peace, it is just that someone has shed blood and tears for you that should have been shed by you.

Stepping on other people's flesh and blood, living a glamorous life, but also despising the smell of other people's flesh and blood, this kind of behavior... Heh!

Wu Hao has never thought that he is a purely good person, but even so, he can't look down on such a hypocritical face.Tang Xuanzang's actions, in the eyes of the countries in the Western Regions, may be evil deeds that would not be enough to vent their anger. However, for the millions of Tang people and hundreds of thousands of soldiers who are about to go west, he is the only one. It is a real living Bodhisattva!

"It seems that I underestimated you..." Seeing that these harsh words did not frighten Wu Kong, Tang Xuanzang looked at this guy who kept saying that he was a "profiteer" with admiration.

"The war I have witnessed with my own eyes is no less than that of Elder Tang." Wu Hao looked at Tang Xuanzang with bright eyes, "I have seen the portrait of King Tang in history books, but it is said that the characters drawn by your ancients are similar to myself. It's not the same, I don't know if I can see the real His Majesty the King of Tang when I return to Chang'an this time."

"If I can capture His Majesty Tang's real appearance, this photo is the only one in the Star Alliance, and it will be too valuable. The estimated price is enough for me to start an entertainment company directly for your Wukong."

Elder Tang couldn't help laughing when he saw that he kept making money in three words.

"Okay, let's keep working and save more things. Don't talk about His Majesty the King of Tang, even the Empress Changsun will not be offended. There are also 24 heroes in Lingyan Pavilion. After we settle down in Chang'an's house, we will also be able to see you." You can invite them to be guests at home, and then I will buy you some calligraphy..."

"Then we're really going to get rich hahaha~" Boss Wu was ecstatic. He heard that many famous officials in the Tang Dynasty were famous calligraphers. He will buy it even if he loses everything, his son is so rich, maybe... Hehe!

"Okay, don't laugh, and come to help when you're done. There are too many words on the stone wall, and it's too late to copy them. First, use your camera to take pictures, and then go back to Chang'an and organize them slowly." Elder Tang didn't want to carry the burden. A lot of parchment went back, and besides, he had to save himself some backup, what if Tang Wang unloaded the mill and killed the donkey?

In those years when he became a wandering soul, Elder Tang watched the Tang Dynasty rise and fall one after another from its prosperity to its collapse. There were so many emperors, and almost none of them could start and finish well with their brothers who fought together. The most famous one is It belongs to the famous "a cup of wine releases the power of soldiers" in history.

It's ridiculous that Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin thought that he had lightly removed the military power from the senior generals and strengthened the centralization of the Song Dynasty. As everyone knows, an army without core generals is a soulless army. So what if the Song Dynasty is rich all over the world?Didn't he end up at the mercy of others in the end?

The King of Tang was really kind to his brothers who fought with him, but Tang Xuanzang was not sure if this historically famous emperor of a generation would respond to such a secret work that he hid in the dark and mastered too many secrets. That kind heart.

He didn't dare to bet, so the Western Regions would be his certificate of return to the Tang Dynasty, and it would also be a way out for him.