[Journey to the West] Wukong purchasing

It was impossible to escape, because Wu Kong had already brought his master and disciples into the door together with the white dragon horse very familiarly, and sat in the reception hall in a big way. The little demon who guarded the door was probably the first The first time I saw my king had "old friends" visiting as guests, I didn't realize it for a while, and they broke in unexpectedly.

Everyone said he was the king's old friend, how dare the little demons drive him away?I could only serve tea and snacks, and at the same time ordered people to go in and report to the king.

King Unicorn really wanted to kill these stupid little monsters: Can't you say that the king is not at home?

However, this is impossible.The one-horned king gritted his teeth, that Pohou is notoriously difficult to deal with, this time he must have been sure that he dared not say anything, so he brought people to fight the autumn wind, if he dared to avoid it, he would turn around Pohou can go to Taishang Laojun to report himself.

He can really do this!

At this moment, the king of the unicorn has already made up his mind: as long as the monkey does not report him and the request is not too excessive, he will treat it as a waste of money to send the plague god, and send this cheeky monkey away quickly. Once you really annoy this guy, let him recruit Grandpa Laojun, he is really a pill.

In fact, this Green Ox Essence doesn't really want to escape from Taishang Laojun's control, it's just that Laojun is a saint after all. Niu Jing, the mount, was temporarily unemployed. Year after year, he was tied to the backyard of Tushita Palace with a cow rope on his nose, which was really boring to the point of collapse.

Therefore, two years ago, while the guard boy was taking a nap, he bit off the leading ox rope, stole Laojun's Vajra Cutting, and fled to the Jindou Cave in Jindou Mountain, where everyone envied him. The devil king has countless little demons under his command, and his momentary glory is unparalleled.

Humans and demons are the same, they are used to a good life, and it is impossible to let him go back to live a hard life. At first, the green bull spirit just wanted to come to the lower realm to play, and then secretly went back. The guard Tong'er didn't dare to betray himself, otherwise, the guilt of the guard's ineffectiveness would be overwhelmed, and his fate would definitely be worse than his own!

However, after one year after another in the mortal world, gradually, the Green Ox Essence didn't want to go back.Moreover, according to his thousands of years of experience, it will take at least hundreds of years for Taishang Laojun to come out of closed doors. At that time, if Laojun catches him back, he will be hungry for a few meals at most, can he still be killed?

However, the premise of all this is that the Taishang Laojun cannot know that he escaped to the mortal world.

Thinking of this, the King of Unicorns really wanted to bite to death Monkey King, a nosy guy!

It's just you! ! !

In his heart, he scolded Monkey King bloody, and when he went to meet the guests in the front hall, King Dujiao still tried his best to be lucky, and forced out a smile: "It turned out that the great sage arrived, and the little god was far away to welcome him."

"Hey! We are all old acquaintances, so don't be so hypocritical. I think I was young and ignorant, and I almost ruined Laojun's alchemy room when I got drunk. It's normal that you don't like me, but let me say it first. , I came to see you this time, I definitely didn't drink alcohol, and I didn't come to make trouble." Wu Hao quickly stated his position.

"Cough cough~" Tang Xuanzang coughed twice, indicating that enough is enough. Is it something worth boasting about when he was drunk and destroyed Laojun's alchemy room?

"Then what are you going to do?" Seeing that Monkey King cut straight to the point, the king of the one-horned Si didn't bother to put on a show, and sat down on his buttocks angrily.

He didn't even look at Tang Xuanzang.

What is "you can live forever if you eat Tang's monk meat"?It sounds like it is deceiving the ignorant little demon. If the Tang monk meat is really eaten, he will live forever. Could it be that the emperor of the Eastern Tang Dynasty is a fool?If you don’t take the ready-made elixir of immortality, you still want to send Tang Xuanzang to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures?It is not known whether the retrieved scriptures can help him become a Buddha and live a long life.

Of course, if there is no Sun Wukong, the King of Unicorns would not mind catching this Tang Xuanzang. He is not for immortality, but for showing off: so many monsters on the way to learn the scriptures did not eat Tang Monk meat, but he did. Isn't it very face-saving?

However, when he saw Monkey King, he swallowed the immature idea of ​​"eating Tang Monk meat to show off": Who the hell dares to eat this monkey's master?Is it too long?

"It's not a difficult task, but my Huaguo Mountain is too open and lonely. I just see that there are many rare birds and animals, exotic flowers and plants near Jindou Mountain. Why don't you send me some young animals to raise them?" Dig some more flowers and plants to smoke with me?" This is what he discussed with Tang Xuanzang. Originally, Tang Xuanzang wanted to ask the king of the unicorn for some rare medicines. After all, this is the old man who used it The mount for thousands of years can be called a confidant, and there must be a lot of good things in his hand, but Wu Cong raised objections, because the effects of these pills are too heaven-defying, and the Star Alliance has no shortage of unscrupulous conspiracies for profit Molecule, in case these people are coveted, he and Tang Xuanzang's search for relatives can be easily used by these people.

Tang Xuanzang thought so deeply, and in the end, the two of them decided to find some rare birds and animals, exotic flowers and plants from this green ox essence. Bring them back, and they won't be conspicuous among them.

Anyway, no matter if it was a rare bird or animal or a rare flower or grass, they would give it as a rare gift. As for the usefulness of these things in the hands of those people, they can't control them.Anyway, when they gave the gift, they bit it to death: this thing is also rare and hard to find on this planet, otherwise, how can it show the preciousness of this gift?

The king of the one-horned 兕 was originally determined to spend money and eliminate disasters. He originally thought that as long as the request made by this cheeky monkey was not too excessive, he would have to fool this guy away no matter what.Didn't expect this monkey to have a conscience attack, just want some flowers, grass, birds and animals on his territory?

"Wait! You don't want to stay with me for a few days, do you?" Qingniu Jing looked at Wu Kong warily.

Wu Hao: "..." He really planned that. It was freezing outside, and he finally met an old acquaintance. Niu Jing wouldn't give him such a little face, would he?

Tang Xuanzang was calm on the face, but he was embarrassed to death in his heart. It was the first time in his past and present life that he had the cheek to come to the door and force him to be a guest. He could not wait to stand up and leave immediately. Uninvited guests like them are not welcome at all.

Of course, the Green Ox Essence didn't welcome them, but he didn't dare to say it.

Seeing that Wu Cong seemed to be about to stand up, Qingniu Jing turned pale with fright, thinking that this guy's bad temper was about to flare up again, so he hurriedly put on a smile, walked over and enthusiastically grabbed Wu Cong's arm: "Brother, It’s my brother, I can’t speak, you see, it’s freezing in the mountains now, it’s no big deal for us to have thick skin, but you, Master, have a mortal body and can’t stand the severe cold. A dozen miles to the west of Doudong, I happened to buy a house. That house is in a market town of mortals. It is very lively and warmer than this mountain. You might as well go to my house to rest for a few days, and treat my brother and me. Catch more rare birds and animals, and send them to you personally, do you think it will work?"

Seeing the nervous look on the old cow's face, Wu Hao almost couldn't help laughing.

Even Tang Xuanzang couldn't help being speechless for a while.

If I had known that Qingniu Jing was so afraid of being caught by the Taishang Laojun, why would Wukong fight in his previous life?Just put your arms around the neck of this Qingniu spirit and tell him to let him go, if you dare not let him go, go to the Taishang Laojun and report it!

However, it is pitiful for such a big Qingniujing to be fidgeting, and Wu Hong couldn't bear to tease him anymore, so he promised to take Tang Xuanzang and his disciples to Qingniujing's other courtyard to rest for a few days, lest they stay here again If Jindoudong stayed, the old cow would not even be able to sleep soundly.

Worried about scaring the fugitive into trouble, Tang Xuanzang and his disciples followed Qing Niu Jing's subordinates to another courtyard early the next morning. When they went down the mountain, Wu Kong said with a half smile that they would "definitely" wait for him in another courtyard.

Qingniujing: "..." Forget it, I won't fight with you, I lose face if I lose, and it's even worse if I win, and I have to go to jail (I was taken back by Laojun and locked up), it's not worth it.

More than ten miles away, it will take half a day to arrive. Qingniu Jing can be regarded as a bit thoughtful. On the surface, he politely said that he would send a few capable little demons to serve Elder Tang, but in fact, he was strictly guarding against him. This guy Sun Wukong took the opportunity to escape and go to Taishang Laojun to inform him.

Wu Cong is happy to have a few people run errands for them. The common currency on this planet: he has a lot of gold coins and silver coins. The few days of hard life in the mountains this time made him tormented enough, and he finally met a more prosperous one. Market town, don't you rush to replenish supplies?

Those monsters got the orders of their own king, and they had made up their minds to cling to Sun Wukong. They must not let this guy find an opportunity to sneak away. Unexpectedly, this guy not only didn't run away, but even put on a posture. It looks like you want to buy out the entire Luosang Town.

"As long as their master and apprentice don't leave this town, they can buy anything they want." The leading monster scratched his hair, gritted his teeth and said.

As a result, the people in Luosang Town knew within a few days that a very rich nobleman came to the town, spending money lavishly, sending people to buy everything, even the pickles in the people's homes. Obviously a fat sheep!

A few fat sheep didn't realize it, or in other words, with Sun Wukong, the god of killing, they had no fear at all. Seeing that the weather was fine in the morning, Wu Kong waved his arms and took Tang Xuanzang and his disciples to the town to find delicious food went.