life is like this

There are many possibilities in life.

Sometimes, what you think will never happen in your life will always happen to you unswervingly.

So I never thought that I have been with James day and night for more than a month.

He especially loves the clothesline on my balcony, and he always poses in various weird poses on it leisurely.

He also occasionally climbs into my refrigerator to think about life.

He also showed extraordinary enthusiasm for me. No matter what I did, he would stay by my side every step of the way, looking at me with a salivating face.

It also caused my frequent migraines.

Like now.

"Letmein!"

"Hey, let meinnnnnnnnnnnnn"

"in! in! in!"

"innnnnnnnnnn"

I sat on the toilet, staring at the vibrating bathroom door with a broken face.

After I finally got my physiology out of the way, I opened the door and a huge creature swooped down and knocked me to the ground.

Then there was another 10 minutes of ear-to-eye rubbing, he looked left and right, licked this and that.

Then he frowned and muttered annoyedly: "What should I do, everything looks delicious."

I stared at those green eyes, and somehow remembered when I was young.

I shook my head, thinking that my mind has been distracted more and more recently, which is not good. I pushed James off my body and said quietly, "James, don't throw me on the floor next time."

"Forgive my rudeness, but I can't help it."

He spoke fluent Chinese and looked at me affectionately and melancholy.

"Are you hungry?" I asked.

"Very horny, to be exact, my dear Chan."

I was silent for two seconds, and went back to the bedroom silently. I looked at James who was following me, and sighed sadly at him.

James' eyes suddenly darkened, he looked at me sadly, sat down next to me, gently held my face, and whispered: "Don't...I don't want...you know...I ...I just want you so much, so much so much that you don't understand...you...don't understand".

He sighed in frustration at the end, muttering in a low voice with a dejected expression: "You don't understand...you won't understand".

"I really don't understand," I replied, looking into his eyes and rolling my eyes.

He grabbed my arm impatiently, very disturbed.

My cell phone rang at this time, I picked it up and glanced at the content of the text message.

Two seconds later, a powerful murderous aura erupted from me.

It's hard for me to imagine how ferocious my expression is at the moment, even James was scared back two steps by me.

Gritting my teeth, I opened the closet and took out the most expensive suit in the closet and put it on my body. I sprinkled perfume on my body fiercely, and angrily took out my most expensive watch and put it on my wrist.

James stood where he was, looking at me blankly, his head turning back and forth following me.

I'm more disturbed than he is, and now I'm like an angry bull, on a rampage.

10 minute later.

Dressed brightly, I sat on the table with my neck raised and took deep breaths desperately.

After ten deep breaths, I walked to the door with my head held high and my chest held high, and I attended that bitch's birthday party in a high-spirited manner.

At this banquet, I will meet the man I have loved for more than ten years, and his handsome boyfriend.

There is an old saying in China: Don’t fight for steamed buns to fight for breath!

Oh shit!That pair of dogs and men!