Brain Hole Collection of Mr. Accountant

Going home with big bags and small bags, when he saw the empty living room, he let go of his high spirits, randomly put things in the living room, washed them casually, got under the covers and started harassing Xiaoqi.

"Xiao Qi, Xiao Qi." Dong De shouted in his mind.

"You don't need to use such force, I can hear you." Xiao Qi illusoryly took the image of a five-headed doll in Dong De's mind.

"There is a □□ system, so is there a husband system, a mother, a father, a sister and a brother system?" Dong De asked curiously.

"I haven't done any of those market surveys, so of course there is no need to publish it." Xiao Qi puffed out her chest proudly.

"Why? Do you only have requirements for wives? Husbands need to be rehabilitated if they are not good." Dong De said.

"Nono, you don't know the importance of a good wife in a family. A good wife is less likely to cause misfortune, and a good wife will be blessed for three generations. A good wife can give birth to a good husband, teach good children, and leave a good wife. I have a husband and a child, so what else do I need?" Xiao Qi said.

"Isn't it hard for one person to make the whole family happy?" Dong De said.

"If you are really happy to be yourself, will you be happy? People live in groups, social nature, and giving is also the source of happiness. Marriage is even more so. Both of them are hard or soft, not to mention that they must not For a long time, happiness and harmony will definitely not be so good." Xiao Qi said, "One is hard and the other is soft, one is foreign and the other is inside, the east wind overwhelms the west wind, and the west wind overwhelms the east wind. interesting."

"Am I too tough?" Dong De asked himself, not wanting someone to answer, but Xiao Qi opened the chat box and answered the conversation naturally.For a system that has been wandering among the stars for a long time, it has been lonely for too long, and I can't wait to show my talents.

"According to what you remember, your husband's rating is eight in the system, which is pretty good." Xiao Qi said.

"How can he be level eight?" Dong De asked.

"Where is it not enough for level eight?" Xiaoqi raised his fingers and counted for him, "You are good-looking, have a good figure, good physical strength, good ability, and can make money. You are romantic and responsible. He didn't let you bear the pressure of his parents , Even your parents, he has solved it. Indulge you, tolerate you, and be as indifferent to all mistresses. The key is that he loves you, and loves you for ten years. Isn't he not enough for level eight?"

"No, I just want to ask, where is the point deducted, obviously it should be the full level." Dong De said weakly, he didn't ask him how many levels he had, and he was listed as a help object by the system , the estimated score is relatively low.

Xiao Qi sighed pretending to be an adult, "He tolerates a lot, so why not give in when he is tired? If you are always so willful, he will also be tired. People's minds are so strange, and they can persevere inexplicably." Affectionate, but also empathetic without warning."

Dong De sighed in the dark night, with his hands crossed, he suddenly wondered if this bed was bought too big in the first place.

The next day, Dong De was still sleeping, and Xiao Qi became restless and active. "Haven't you already decided to take the initiative to ask your husband for peace? Hurry up, so that you can coax your husband into the first law, get up and try."

"What Dafa?" Dong De asked in confusion.

"Men are very coaxing, sweet talk, the first satisfies his stomach, and the second satisfies his penis. The latter cannot be abused, and the former is very effective, especially if you haven't cooked much for your husband. Under the circumstances, it is guaranteed to hit in one hit." Xiao Qi said.

"You know I haven't cooked for him, you don't know why? I don't know how to cook, boss." Dong De said brokenly.

"This is your sincerity, sows can climb trees, why can't you learn to cook by yourself." Xiaoqi said excitedly.

Dong De was absolutely unwilling, but in the end he was still standing in the kitchen by Xiao Qi. "It's easy to follow the recipe step by step." Xiao Qi encouraged Dong De.

Dong De stayed in the kitchen for a while, then turned around and went out. Xiaoqi jumped in Dong De's mind, "Dong De, don't let me look down on you! Doing nothing and wanting to be perfect is a dream. Well." Xiaoqi considered whether to get some electric current.

Dong De said angrily, "Don't worry, what do you want me to do when there's no food? I'll go to the supermarket."

Dong De went out with his wallet and mobile phone, not forgetting Baidu recipes on the way.

"You can cook whatever your husband likes to eat." Xiao Qi nagged.

"I'll just look for the simplest one." Dong De said, "I'm afraid that when I do complicated things, it will become poisoning."

When he arrived at the supermarket, Dong De had already thought about what to cook, a beef stewed in red wine, scrambled eggs with leeks, and fried pork with mushrooms.The recipes are easy to follow.

After buying vegetables, I also bought a three-layer insulated lunch box, and then bought myself a triple pack of potato chips, instant noodles of various flavors, ham sausage and Coke.Without waiting for Xiao Qi to say anything, Dong De said confidently, "Even if I want to be soft, to be soft, and to be overwhelmed by Dongfeng, my personality is also very important. My needs must also be met."

"When my husband is away, I can naturally relax." Xiao Qi blinked, looking accomplice.

No matter how simple the recipe is, no novice in the kitchen can follow the gourd to make a perfect meal.You don’t need a knife to cut the beef into large pieces, then cut two potatoes, put all the ingredients into the pot, open a bottle of red wine and pour down half a bottle, cover the pot, and forget about it when the fire is turned on.The rest of the leeks, mushrooms, and meat are washed and chopped, and then fried after eleven o'clock.

Dong De soaked instant noodles for himself, put three pieces of ham in it, took the laptop to the dining table and clicked on the variety show, and when the noodles were cooked, he had potato chips and Coca-Cola, very happy.

In the middle, the furniture and home appliances bought yesterday were also delivered one after another, and I also took the time to cook.It was eleven o'clock, and Dong De entered the kitchen with a serious face, as if he was facing an enemy.

"Oops, oil splashed on my face."

"How much salt is appropriate?"

"The mushrooms are all fried black, they should be cooked. The mushrooms are poisonous if they are not cooked."

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By the time Dong De's kitchen symphony was finished, it was already 11:30, and Dong De complained, "The recipes are all deceptive, what 10-minute quick dishes."

Xiaoqi was honest and dared not vent his spirits, the inner core was running at high speed, it seemed that trapping his stomach would not work, so let's help him improve his bedtime skills.

It was past twelve o'clock when I went downstairs to Lan Ruoyu's company with the three-layer lunch box. The elevator room was full of people.

Dong De stood on tiptoe, was caught in the elevator, came out sweaty on the 29th floor, changed to a portable lunch box, shook his numb fingertips, and walked to Lan Ruoyu's company.It was lunch time, Dong De went in and saw Lan Ruoyu carrying him on his back and two people were preparing to eat together.

Chen Zhou said in a loud voice, "I said Yao Sang, the boxed lunch we usually eat, as soon as this basket becomes single again, you will come here with all your heart. Everyone knows Sima Zhao's heart. Is this your favorite food?" ? No matter how I look at it, it’s the favorite dish of the basket.”

"Eating can't stop your mouth. If you like box lunch, you can eat box lunch." Yao Sang said.

Dong De recognized him, a junior who had been under Lan Ruoyu for two years, had always admired Lan Ruoyu, and suddenly felt bitter.He said in a rough voice, "Which one of you ordered takeaway?"

Lan Ruoyu turned around quickly, "Dong De?" There was surprise in his eyes.

"Oh, Da Dong, I didn't hear that you changed your job, and now you're delivering food instead?" Chen Zhou laughed when he saw him.

"Senior Brother Dong is here, haven't you eaten yet, why don't we have some together." Yao Sang stood up and greeted like a master, and naturally moved closer to Lan Ruoyu, the position was too small, Lan Ruoyu thought It's hard to stand up.

Dong De shot Lan Ruoyu a glance, walked up to him, and put the lunch box in front of him, "This is fast food that someone ordered for you, and you haven't paid yet."

"How much?" Lan Ruoyu looked at him with a smile. If there were no people standing beside him, he would have hugged Dong De long ago.This was the first time in so many years that Dong De came to him on his own initiative after a quarrel, saying that he was worthless, and felt that he was about to be overwhelmed by happiness.

"One thousand." Dong De said.

"I said Da Dong, which five-star hotel did you pack this from? It's so expensive." Chen Zhou interrupted again.

"Then five hundred." Dong De lowered the price indifferently.

Lan Ruoyu took out his wallet, "As much as you say, how much can I add to your gas?"

Dong De took the wallet, took out [-], and threw the wallet to him again, "Annoying." After saying that, he turned his head and left.

Chen Zhou looked at Lan Ruoyu, "Aren't you going after him?"

"Eat first." Lan Ruoyu said with a smile.Pushing the exquisite and beautiful dishes that Yao Sang had prepared before to other places, and preparing to open the lunch box to eat, Yao Sang said in a sour tone, "No matter how good the cooking at home is, it can't compare to the cooking at the hotel."

As soon as the lunch box was opened, there were limp leeks, shapeless eggs, blackened fried pork with mushrooms, and sticky unknown stewed meat.Chen Zhou said enviously, "Don't doubt it, Da Dong cooks it himself. It's not much better than Xia Ling's cooking skills in poisoning." Cooking by himself makes his heart warm just thinking about it. Now he wants to eat something that he doesn't even have the skills to cook with poison.

Lan Ruoyu ate carefully bite by bite, Chen Zhou's chopsticks came over, he opened them with chopsticks, you go eat those.Chen Zhou's face changed again and again, "Do you want to protect the food like this?" Lan Ruoyu ignored it and continued to eat.Yao Sang's stomach ached from watching it, so she ate a few mouthfuls and left on the pretext of making a phone call.

Chen Zhou secretly took a photo and posted it on the scarf with the text: The boss's love meal, should I sympathize with him?

Dong got out of the office and waited for the elevator to arrive for a long time, so he simply walked down the stairwell. The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and he called Xia Ling, "I want to pay 500 yuan to find someone to do Chen Zhou."

"Why did he mess with you again?" Xia Ling said.

"His sister's pimp, it's only been a few days, and she's just matching baskets and those three." Dong De said angrily.

"Then you go find someone and tell me why." Xia Ling said, "At the beginning I said you were stupid. When Yao Sang wanted to join Basket's company, you had to firmly oppose it. The preparatory mistress who is always ready to dig corners with a hoe is by her side."

"It's said that women are men's schools. Now Chen Zhou, a graduate, is so wicked. I can't come to your school." Dong De said angrily.

"Oh, let me go. It's been a year and three months since we broke up. Don't tell me I'll be responsible for him for the rest of his life? He must go to university for further studies." Xia Ling said.

"I don't care, it's your fault." Dong De said.

"You want to be beaten." Xia Ling threatened.

"Your sister, I paid 500 yuan to find someone to be the two of you." Dong De said angrily.

Xia Ling hung up the phone, thought for a while, and dialed Chen Zhou. Chen Zhou and Lan Ruoyu were sharing a table, eating the food carefully prepared by Yao Sang, and watching what delicious Lan Ruoyu ate. Eating pig food, I feel bored.When Xia Ling's phone call came, he still couldn't believe it, and then he said to Lan Ruoyu in an embarrassing manner, "I really can't stand Ling Zi anymore, you keep calling me, do you realize that we have broken up?"

He answered the phone very handsomely, "What do you want me to do, I'm busy."

"Busy and immoral." Xia Ling said bluntly.

"Why do you talk like that?" Chen Zhou said with eyebrows raised, but he was not angry.

"Someone wants to pay someone to do you." Xia Ling said.

As soon as Chen Zhou rolled his eyes, he knew what was going on, "The sentimental director asked for five hundred fast food money just now to find someone to deal with me."

"Pull you down, you're worth five hundred, at most fifty cents and no more." Xia Ling said. "What do you mean, Dong has to deliver food to the basket."

"Well, I did it by myself. I took a photo, do you want to see it? It's like showing a gun." Chen Zhou very naturally laughed at the embarrassing things about his friends. "Fifty cents is too little, I'm worth a meal of pork."

"He's got the hang of it, haha." Xia Ling said, "Chen Zhou, let me tell you, it's fine if the basket is willing to be poached, but if you fight in the middle, you'll be very wicked, you know? The younger brother is a junior, so Dong De is not your brother, not an alumnus."

"I'm just making a joke with my mouth. The basket is right. How can I fight it." Chen Zhou said unfairly.

"We are already like this. I really want to see them live well, for a long time. You know what I mean." Xia Ling said suddenly in a melancholy voice.Chen Zhou remained silent, and hung up the phone without recovering.

"Basket, I'll ask for leave in the afternoon and get off work early." Chen Zhou suddenly applied.

"To pick up Lingzi?" Lan Ruoyu said, he had already eaten, there was nothing left, and he ate cleanly. "Someone wants to beat you for [-] cents, but you have to send it to your door yourself, isn't it cheap?" Lan Ruoyu said.

"Who packs up and moves out and wants to break up? It's only been a few days. On the third day, when someone delivers a meal, they laugh happily. Isn't that cheap?" Chen Zhou said not to be outdone.We are brothers and sisters, so don't laugh at anyone else.